Marv: Welcome to this installment of Tuesday Turmoil, I'm Marv Adams and to my right as always is Korbin Johnson. How was your weekend Korbin?
Korbin: Well, I took a trip to northern . . . .
Marv: That's great! Did you see any interesting television programs?
Korbin: Well now that you mention it i did see . . . .
Marv: Sounds very interesting Korbin, but we don't have time for idle chit chat cause our first match is about to begin. Lil Gangsta is walking down the ramp with a ladder under his arm.
Korbin: But out of nowhere IF knocks Lil Gansta to the grond and grabs the ladder and races to the ring. After the losing streak this guy is on i'm not surprised he's so enthusiastic.
Marv: You can say that again, i wouldn't want to lose to this guy either, i mean losing to Rav, or some of our other supersatrs is one thing, but nobody wants to lose to a rookie, not even rookies!
Korbin: IF sets up the ladder in the ring and starts up the ladder, ho i almost forgot, to win this match you have to retrieve the shovel that's hung over the ring.
Marv: Exactly, and once you have the shovel it can be used as a weapon. Personally I prefer the good old fashioned steel chair, but a shovel will do.
Korbin: IF gets halfway up when Lil Gangsta slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand. He swings at IF, but he just kicks the chair into the face of Lil Gangsta.
Marv: I think that knocked him out cold. IF climbs the ladder and retrieves the shovel. He's won the match, and he now jumps off the ladder and approaches the lifeless body of Lil Gangsta.
Korbin: IF raises the shovel to welcome the rookie to UCW, but one look at the guy and thinking of how he got knocked out just makes IF take pity on the guy. He throws the shovel down and leaves for the locker room.
Marv: Well that sucks, i wanted to see some blood! Oh well, maybe we'll see some in our next match. Which faces Hijimi and Aod against each other. Plus we still have a hardcore match between Ickeez and Crazed Killer coming up so stay tuned.
Marv: What a bad showing for 'Lil Gangsta in his debut match as he got annhilated by Infernal Freak. But one the bright side it probably gave IF a mush needed ego boost after the past few matches where IF got the perverbial "sh*tty end of the stick."
Korbin: Well lets see is the same fate awaits UCW newcommer Hijimi. His debut match is against another wrestler who hasn't been here as long as IF, but i'm sure a win would do him good.
Marv: We start things off by introducing the rookie Hijimi. He looks a little anxious as he walks to the ring, his confidence better go up or he's in trouble.
Korbin: This next guy has no confidence problem, AoD walks to the ring as if he had the UCW World Heavyweight Belt around his waist. But he's no Blade!
Marv: AoD jumps up on the apron, Hijimi rushes to knock him off but AoD just evades the attack and hangs Hijimi on the top rope. He then slides into the ring and the bell sounds.
Korbin: AoD gets Hijimi in a side head lock but Hijimi throws off AoD into the ropes. As Aod bounces off the ropes Hijimi catches him with a high knee. Hijimi covers, 1 . . 2 . . but AoD kicks out.
Marv: Hijimi picks his opponent up and takes him down with a snap mare. He then proceeds to climb the turnbuckle, he launches himself at AoD and delivers a punishing top rope elbow drop.
Korbin: Hijimi covers, and he puts his feet on the middle rope to get more leverage! But that's illegal!! But the ref doesn't see it!!! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! This match is over. Hijimi wins his rookie match. We'll bw right back after these messages with our main event.
Marv: Hello UCW fans and welcome to our main event, we have a much anticipated bout between Crazed Killer and Ickeez.
Korbin: Ickeez is in the ring already, he came down during the commercial break, i guess he can't wait to wipe the ring with CK's blood. And finally his opponent graces us with his presence.
Marv: He seems pretty confident, you wouldn't think it considering he'd need to go on a @#$*berg streak just to get a winning record. He's so bad he makes x-pac look good.
Korbin: That's bad, but he enters the ring and this match begins. Ickeez already took the liberty of littering the ring with various weapons. CK reaches down do grab a trash can but Ickeez just grabs him and drives CK head-first into the can with a ddt.
Marv: Ickeez pins CK, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! And this match is over, it's almost as fast as Boot's record holding win against Darien. This is one for the record books, and luckily it won't use up much space.
Korbin: Even though we still have 20 minutes of airtime left, we don't have any more scheduled matches. So we'll be showing some classic scenes from the no closed ECW. Owch!!! That had to hurt!!!!!