Sir Richard Foxhunt vs Ringmaster

Round 2 World Title Tournament

F: Welcome to UCW Wednesday Turmoil. James Fairbanks is still on vacation, so I will be filling in tonight. And sitting next to me, you know him from the hit TV show Titus, here is Christopher Titus.

CT: Great to be here. I been a long time fan of you and UCW for a long time, so when you called to see if I be willing to guest commentate, I jumped at the chance.

F: That's great Chris. As many people don't know, I was the original choice to play your girl friend on the series, but my heart lies in the wrestling business, especially the UCW.

CT: I'm just exited about the chance to see some UCW action up close. Coming up first we have the Ringmaster vs Sir Richard Foxhunt. Wasn't it supposed to be Ickeez against the Ringmaster?

F: Yes, it was, but due to the actions of Spike Roberts coming down and nailing Sir Richard with a chair, I have been dealing with many complaints from Sir Richard and the Royal Family. So to get rid of him, I had to reverse the desision to that match, and Ickeez was DQed and Sir Richard was aloud to advance.

CT: Ouch, Ickkez can't be happy about this. I'm sure we haven't heard the last from him about this. But right now, the Ringmaster is heading down to the ring. Ringmaster has turned heads with his victory over current Hardcore Champion Big Bad Boswell at Zero Tolerance. If only the title was on the line, but it was a tournament match, so maybe RM can go on to better things.

F: Now here comes Sir Richard and the Queen, along with the "Universal Hearthrob" Jack Heart. I guess Jack is out there to make sure no one tries to take Richard out tonight ... or maybe they just plan to cheat.

CT: Both men are in the ring. Looks like Richard doesn't quite know what to make of the Clown faced Ringmaster. But Ringmaster just glares at him. The bell rings and this match is started. But Richard doesn't seem to want to end up going anywhere near the Ringmaster. Looks like is is trying to leave the ring ...

F: Well Ringmaster wants none of that, and simply charges SRF, and grabs him by the tights and pulls him back in and shoves him to the corner. He then stands on the second rope, and begins to pummel SRF to the delight of the crowd. I guess out of these two, the Ringmaster is the lesser hated and the one the fans are getting behind.

CT: But then Richard grabs RM, and walks out the corner, and nails an inverted atomic drop. He then nails the stunned RM with a couple European uppercuts. The he grabs RM for a sideheadlock. Looks like Richards is trying to wear him down.

F: But no so soon. RM nails Richard in the stomach with a elbow, but Richard doesn't let go of the hold. RM with another, and another, but Richard still doesn't let go. But finally, RM manages to throw Richard into the ropes, and catches him with a head scissor take down.

CT: SRF rolls to the outside of the ring, and he looks to be taking a breather. He is complaining to Jack Heart and the Queen.

F: But inside the ring, Ringmaster runs to the ropes, and springboards to the outside and nails SRF and Jack Heart and takes them both down with a somersault plancha. RM grabs SRF and rolls him back to the inside.

CT: RM stands on the apron, and again springs over the ropes, and nails Richard with a leg drop across the throat. RM with a over ... 1 ... 2 ... but no, the Queen manages to grab the foot of Richard and place it on the bottom rope. The referee notices Richards foot on the rope, and stops the count.

F: RM does not look happy about that. He notices the Queen on the outside, and reaches down and grabs her by the hair. Now be careful, thats an elderly woman.

CT: He pulls the Queen to the inside of the ring, and looks prepared to nail her. But then Richard from behind prepares to run in with a clothesline ... but RM moves at the last second ... and SRF clotheslined the Queen! SRF looks stunned, but then he is nailed from behind with a spin kick from RM!

F: But look on the apron, Jack Heart is climbing the ropes, while the referee is distracted, trying to get the Queen out of the ring.

CT: Looks like Jack is going to nail Rm with the Heart Breaker ... but running down the aisle, it is Jester, Ringmasters tag team partner. He jumps the the apron and grabs the foot of Jack Heart, and Jack Heart lands stradling the top rope. That is not good for the Universal Hearthrobs party plans tonight.

F: RM turns to see Jack on the top rope, and Jester on the outside. I think he realized what was about to happen. He runs to Jack, and while Jack is on the ropes, he nails him with the Final Cut. Jack Heart has been taken out of this match.

CT: Now Rm runs to the stunned Sir Richard who is just getting up and attempts a huracanrana ... but Richard counters and grabs the legs of RM. He hooks them ... and it is the Tea Time! What a counter by Sir Richard!

F: RM struggles, but then taps out. After all this, it was simple wrestling that won this match for Sir Richard. What a shocker.

Winner -- Sir Richard Foxhunt

Advances to Final 4

Jack Heart vs Infernal Freak

Round 2 World Title Tournament

F: Well now Chris, our next match pits a member of the Royal Family against a man we haven't heard much of lately. The former Hardcore Champion, the Infernal Freak.

CT: Yeah, I think he was off somewhere focusing for this tournament… And here he comes now… The Infernal Freak marches down to the ring… he seems very excited tonight…

F: He is jumping around the ring with a lot of intensity… But wait… now I am hearing Pomp and Circumstance… And the Royal Family makes its way down to the ring… They are being lead by the Queen and Ace Diamond walking hand in hand!

CT: Sir Richard Foxhunt is next; he seems to be checking the ring area for unwanted guests… And finally there is the Infernal Freak's opponent, The Universal heartthrob, Jack Heart…

F: Now jack enters the ring, and there goes the bell… Jack walks to the center of the ring and tells Infernal Freak to back up… Infernal Freak obliges, and Jack Heart begins to wave to ladies in the crowd…

CT: Infernal Freak has had enough of this… he runs at Jack Heart and throws a vicious clothesline… Jack Heart is down…

F: Infernal Freak then picks up Jack Heart by the hair and leads him over to a corner… Infernal Freak throws a bone crushing elbow right to Jack Heart's face… they should outlaw a move that horrible…

CT: Jack Heart stumbles to the center of the ring and falls flat on his face… Infernal Freak turns to the crowd and soaks in the applause… he turns around to see Jack Heart stirring… Now Infernal Freak runs over and gives Jack Heart a stiff kick to the stomach…. Jack Heart rolls out of the ring and onto the floor…

F: Sir Richard Foxhunt is calling time out… he did that during his match with Ickeez… I think in Europe they must allow time outs… he seems to think it is ok here… I think Infernal Freak has had enough of this time out… he is coming outside the ring…

CT: Sir Richard Foxhunt walks over to Infernal Freak to try to buy Jack Heart some time… Sir Richard Foxhunt goes to shake Infernal Freak's hand… Infernal Freak is looking around like he has seen the dumbest thing in the world… Infernal Freak grabs Sir Richard Foxhunt's hand and pulls Sir Richard Foxhunt right into a knee to the groin… Sir Richard Foxhunt is now writhing in pain…

F: Jack Heart has taken this break in the action to gain his composure and get back into the ring… Infernal Freak sees him, and rolls onto the apron… but Jack Heart meets him with a series of stomps… Jack Heart won't let Infernal Freak get up… A kick to the head, a kick to the chest, another to the head… this is a vicious barrage of stomps…

CT: Sir Richard Foxhunt is now up, and the Queen is taking a look at his swollen balls… my lord, every guy has to feel bad for him right now…

F: Infernal Freak finally gets up, and now Jack Heart hits a perfectly executed drop kick… But that can't keep Infernal Freak down… he gets up and walks right into another drop kick… Jack Heart is really showing off his skills… Infernal Freak gets up and Jack Heart goes for another drop kick, but Infernal Freak just throws him away, and Jack Heart lands with a loud thud…

CT: Jack Heart is trying to get up; he stumbles to the corner… Infernal Freak is lining him up… he runs toward the corner… Infernal Freak just drove Jack Heart through the ring ropes with a mind thundering spear! Jack Heart won't be getting up for a while… Infernal Freak races outside and throws Jack Heart back in the ring before Sir Richard Foxhunt gets there…

F: Sir Richard Foxhunt is running at Infernal Freak, but Infernal Freak moves and Sir Richard Foxhunt runs face first into the ring post… Sir Richard Foxhunt is unconscious… Infernal Freak has Jack Heart all alone in the ring… He climbs back up into the ring, and is waiting for Jack Heart to get up… what is he doing? He needs to jump on Jack Heart while he is down…

CT: Felicity, he is setting up Jack Heart for the Infernal Kick… this could be it… wait, Ace Diamond is up on the ring apron… he is telling the referee something… I think he is saying that Infernal Freak has a non-regulation shoelace…

F: While the referee is distracted Jack Heart gets up, Infernal Freak goes for the Infernal Kick, but wait… Sir Richard Foxhunt is in the ring, he spins Infernal Freak around and delivers a DDT he likes to call "Off with his Head"… Infernal Freak is down…

CT: Sir Richard Foxhunt rolls out of the ring and Ace Diamond stops his protest… the referee turns around to see Infernal Freak struggling to get up, and Jack Heart standing on the top rope… Jack Heart is just measuring Infernal Freak …

F: F: Infernal Freak gets up, Jack Heart jumps and nails the Heart Breaker… he goes for the pin… 1…2…3!

Winner -- Jack Heart

Advances to Final 4

Hazard vs Hari-Kari

Round 2 World Title Tournament

F: Well we have another match up now… It is Hari Kari vs. Hazard… They are both old rivals we haven't seen in a while, and we are trying to learn as much as we can about them…

CT: Oh look, Hari Kari is making his way to the ring… he is waving the Japanese flag and singing something in Japanese… He runs down to the ring and begins to wave his flag…

F: he is interrupted by Hazard's music… Hazard runs down to the ring and immediately attacks Hari Kari

CT: The bell sounds, and Hazard is pounding away on Hari Kari… He is pounding Hari Kari into the corner… and he is still pounding away… This is getting out of hand already…

F: The referee begins a count…1….2….3…4…..5!

CT: The referee is trying to pull Hazard off from Hari Kari, but to no avail… Hazard is still pounding away…

F: Look at Hari Kari's head… he is bleeding profusely… The blood is pouring out… and Hazard is still pounding away…

CT: The referee is now warning Hazard that if he doesn't stop, he'll be disqualified… Hazard finally stops… he looks at the referee, AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE!

F: this is out of hand… the referee is lying motionless in the middle of the ring… Hazard is still punching away on Hari Kari… The referee begins to stir… he starts swinging his arm towards the ring announcer! The bell has rung… the Match is over! Hazard has been disqualified… Hari Kari moves on in the tournament…

CT: But Felicity, what kind of shape will he be in for Saturday… he needs a lot of stitches in his forehead, and he has lost a lot of blood… but first we need to get someone out here to get Hazard of from Hari Kari…

Winner -- Hari-Kari

Advances to Final 4

Jackal vs John Crighton

Round 2 World Title Tournament

CT: Now it is time for our last match of tonight. This will be between the former champion Jackal, and the promising newcomer John Crighton. This should be a very interesting match up. Jackal is hell bent on winning back the UCW title he never really lost, and John Crighton is looking to make a name for himself, and what better way to do it then by beating the former world champion and taking him out of this tournament.

F: Here some John Crighton now, along with his manager Aeryn Sun. John made it this far by beating the former Internet Champion Spike Roberts in round 1 at Zero Tolerance in his debut match.

CT: And now here comes Jackal and his manager Kelli Foxx. Beating Spike Roberts is one thing, but Jackal has victories over the likes of former World Champ Shadow and he even beat current commishioner Maziar Sardar for the World title once before.

F: The two are in the ring, and there goes the bell. Both men tie up, and the slightly bigger John Crighton manages to get an arm bar on Jackal.

CT: Jackal, who is a mere 175 pounds is a lot smaller than most world champions that I know of. But he turns into the arm bar, and manages to pull John down with an arm drag. John gets up, but is quickly grabbed by Jackal and is nailed with a tornado DDT. Jackal with a quick cover ... 1 ... 2 ... no, John kick out.

F: Jackal brings John to the corner and chops him across the chest, and the yell of Whoooo is heard from the crowd.

CT: Whoooo ... I always wanted to do that.

F: Another chop, and another. But then Suddenly, John grabs Jackal and pulls him in the corner and nails him with several stiff elbow shots.

CT: John then whips Jackal to the other corner and charges after him. But Jack Spring boards over john. John crashes into the corner while Jackal lands behind him ... and suddenly there is the Howl From Beyond out of no where. What a shock. Jackal covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!

F: Out of no where, it was the experience of Jackal that won this match up. We will see you Saturday to crown the new World Champion.

CT: And watch Titus on Fox later tonight!

Winner -- Jackal

Advances to Final 4