F: Welcome to UCW Turmoil folks. This is James Fairbanks, and sitting next to me is Jack Creed. We have a great night planned for you folks watching here tonight. First up we have two newcomers. We have the Texas Brawler agianst half of the new UCW Tag team champions Ace of Spades.
C: Here comes the big man Brawler now. Standing at a massive 7'4". Brawler should be tough to deal with at this huge size. Especially for the 6'0" and 237 pound Ace of Spades.
F: Here comes Ace now. Along with his tag team partner, and the Lt. Commish of the UCW Spike Roberts. Spike sure used his chance on Fury to take those belts from the BOA.
C: Yeah, I never realized Spike was that smart.
F: An opportunist more like it. The BOA were not ready for that match up. And Spike forced it on them as soon as Felicity and Maziar were out of the building leaving him in charge.
C: Like I said ... he was smart!
F: Well either way, this match is getting started. Spike, and Brawlers manager Strawberry watch from the outside as Ace and Brawler lock up.
C: The much bigger Texas then shoves Ace down. There is a lot of strength there. Then as soon as Ace gets up, Brawler then nails him with a huge fist to the head.
F: This has Ace stunned. Brawler pick him up, and whips Ace into the ropes. As Ace bounces off Brawler catches him in the face with a big boot. Ace seems in trouble already.
C: Brawler reaches dwn to pick Ace up again. But then Ace nails Brawler with a punch to the family jewels.
F: Right in front of the referee. That is a disqualification. Referee Mario calls for the bell. It looks as if Brawler has won this match.
C: Wait a minute. Spike is up on the apron and yelling to the ref. The referee walks over, and now Spike is telling him something.
F: Here comes our ringside announcer Anita Peters. Spike tells something to the referee. Mario looks a little upset, but then tells Anita something. What is it?
A: The referee has just been informed by Lt. Commishiner Spike Roberts, that this match was a No Disqualification match. The match will have to continue.
F: What? No Disqualification match? Since when?
C: Don't you read your announce sheets James? This is a no DQ match. Pay attnetion.
F: There was no talk of a no disqualification match anywhere on my announce sheet. Something is up out here tonight.
C: Well Texas is attempting to get to his feet. But now Ace is pummeling on him. He is on his knees, while Ace is delivering several hard punches to the head of the Brawler.
F: Ace kicks Texas in the chest again and again. But Brawler is still struggling to get up. He seems to be unphased by the punches and kicks from Ace. What is Spike doing now?
C: He is handing a steel chair into the ring to Ace. Ace goes over and gets it, and now prepares to nails Texas in the face with it.
F: Ace winds up, but then Texas with a hard punch, punches the chair into the face of Ace of Spades! Ace is down and Brawler is up!
C: Brawler now seems pissed. He reaches down and grabs Ace of Spades by the throat and picks him up. It looks like he is going to chokeslam Ace.
F: Now Spike is in the ring. He picks up the chair, and as Texas lifts Brawler into the air, Spike nails him in the back with the chair and causes Brawler to drop Ace.
C: But Brawler doesn't seem hurt. He just turns and glares at Spike. Spike doesn't seem to know what to think.
F: Spike attempts to nail Texas again, but then Texas blocks it and grabs the chair. He then kicks Spike in the gut, which causes Spike to release the chair. And then Texas nails Spike across the back with the chair.
C: What! Disqualify him! That is abuse of a UCW Official!
F: It's a no disqualification match remember Jack? Don't you pay any attention?
C: What ever! Texas then turns around, but then the chair is dropkicked into his face bu Ace of Spades. Now Texas is back down.
F: Now Ace is climbing to the top rope. He jumps off and nails a frog splash. The referee counts ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Ace of Spades has pulled off this match.
F: Now this should be a very interesting match. We will have the UCW Hardcore champion Ickeez going against the new XWC Hardcore champion Chris Rage.
C: But only Ickeez's title will be on the line tonight. Tonight is Rage's chance to become a dual Hardcore champion.
F: Well that will be easier said than done against Ickeez though. Ickeez will be a tough challenge for anybody.
C: Out comes the XWC Hardcore Champion now. Rage had a bright future ahead of him in the Royal Family, but for some reason he left that to join with the XWC group. What was he thinking?
F: Now out comes Ickeez. He steps out from behind the curtain, and he is pushing a cart of full of various weapons ahead of him.
C: Rage then climbs out the ring and rushes to Ickeez in the aisle. Looks like this match is getting started out there. Well that is what hardcore is all about. Anything goes in this match and falls do count anywhere.
F: Rages rushes down, and kicks the cart into the gut of Ickeez. He then reaches into the cart that Ickeez brought out, and pulls out a stop sign and then nails Ickeez in the head with it.
C: That stop sign looks dented over the head of Ickeez. Rage then reaches in, and grabs a kendo stick. Rage takes a swing with it, but then Ickeez dodges and grabs the stick, and manages to nail Rage with a russian leg sweep with the stick across his throat.
F: Now instead of making the cover, Ickeez then reaches into his cart of weapons, and pulls out a broom. He then takes the broom, and crashes it over the stomach of Chris Rage.
C: Rage is seeming in pain. But he is managing to crawl away to behind the curtain to the backstage area. But Ickeez is giving chase, and nails him again across the back, this time breaking the broom stick.
F: Ickeez makes the cover on Rage ... 1 ... 2 ... but Rage kicks out. How could he kick out after that?
C: That is why these two are the UCW and XWC Hardcore champions James. Ickeez heads back through the curtain, and starts to rummage through his cart of weapons again. This time he pulls out a ... what is that?
F: That is a staple gun! This is not looking very good for Chris Rage right now.
C: Ickeez heads back to the backstage area, where Rage is pulling himself up against the buffet table. Now Ickeez is coming over to him and is fixing to do some damage with that staple gun.
F: Ickeez holds it up, and prepares to hold it against the forhead of Rage. But then Rage, gets his hands up, and is blocking Ickeez from using that and pointing the staple gun away from him. He then kicks Ickeez in the stomach, and causes Ickeez to let go of the staple gun.
C: But now Rage has it. He then quickly holds it against the head of Ickeez and uses it! Now blood is gushing from the head of Ickeez!
F: While Ickeez is screaming in pain, Rage then sweeps away everything from the snack table. He then taes the table and begins to prop it up against the wall.
C: He then takes Ickeez and slams him head first against the table. And then he props the stunned Ickeez against it.
F: Rage takes a few steps back, and then looks like he about to rush in and put Ickeez through the table. But as he is rushing in, Ickeez catches Rage and powerslams him through that table.
C: Ickeez is making a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... What? Ian Hicks just ran in from out of nowhere, and nailed Ickeez across the back with a trash can and stopped the three count! But I thought Hicks was part of Damage Inc.? Not anymore I guess.
F: Hicks then goes on to nails Ickeez with that trash can while he is down. But Ickeez is managing to crawl away down the hallway. Rage is also following behind them. What is going on here? Is Ian Hicks now part of the XWC?
C: They catch up to Ickeez, and Rage picks him up, so then Hicks can nail him again with that now beat up trash can. Ickeez falls against some door, and the door springs open and Ickeez falls through. There are several tables and chairs in what looks to be some resaurant eating. Where is this?
F: That is the UCW Cafe. Opening soon with various theme dishes for your favorite UCW Superstars. And you can even look at various UCW memorabelia. Reservations are being taken today.
C: Alright alright ... that was pretty shameless. Even for me. Rage and Hicks are laying a punishment onto Ickeez. There is no one in this restaurant yet, just a bunch of waiters, cooks, and other staff. Wait a minute ... that waiter looks familar. That guy with the short blond hair ... and the shirt that says "Slap Nuts" written on it? Is that who I think it is? What does it say on his name tag?
F: It looks like it says ... J ... E ... Double F!
C: It is him! What is he doing here?
F: I guess he came looking for work. And this was the best position he could fill in UCW. Good for him.
C: Well Hicks rushes in, but this time Ickeez dodges his attack. Then Ickeez grabs a guitar that has "Slap Nuts" written on it it from that very familar looking waiter and smashes it over the head of Ian Hicks. Hicks is down!
F: But Rage isn't, he then nails Ickeez from behind with a knee to the back. He then rolls Ickeez onto one of the dining tables and climbs up there with him. It looks like Rage is going to try give Ickeez a piledriver through that table.
C: But wait! Out of nowhere, it is Jack Heart! He runs in and nails Rage in the back with a steel chair! Now Rage is hurting!
F: Ickeez picks Rage up and has him set up for the Psycotica! There is is! Ickeez puts Rage through that dining room table with the Psycotica! There is the count 1 ... 2 ... 3! Ickeez has won this match.
K: Hell ya , and this match will decide who will be the number one contender for the UCW World title, and now we have a little promo beofre this match gets started.
Then We see a shot from Fury of Chris Boswell walking to the ring , then Heart , and then it shows random shots of them beating teh hell out of eatch other, then it shows Chris Rage hit Heart and it freezes then we see Chris Boswell assualt Heart with a chair then it freezes, then it shows team XWC united in the ring as it freezes, the it shows the eyes of Sir Richard Foxhunt , then the eyes of Adam Lax as we see an explosion on the screen and then al the frozen scenes as pictures being trown on the World title belt, then we hear a howl and the scene returns to Marv and Korbin.
K:But if you doubt Adam Lax at all , you are in for some trouble , Lax took a brave step in his carrer by turning on XWC , but his main focus is to capture the UCW title.
M:Now , weighing in at 175 pounds , "The Outsyder" Adam Lax, both men are in the ring and the rules have been read, both men start by sizing eatch other up.
K:Lax goes in and trips up Foxhunt with a quick Firemens carry , he now has a chin lock on Foxhunt , and Foxhutn makes it to the ropes.
M: neither of these men have ever steped in teh ring with the other, and we can tell from the slow start of this match, but now both men are up and are again sizing up.
K:Foxhunt now locking up , and he nails a quick scoop slam, and has Lax up and is nailing him with quick lefts and rights, now these men are picking up the pace, Now Foxhutn has Lax in the corner, he is continuing to hammer on him.
M:Lax is now on the ground but still against the ropes, Foxhunt now has his boot on Lax's neck and is using the ropes for support , The fans are booing madly, now Laxc has hold of Foxhunt leg and twists it to cause Foxhunt to fall to the mat.
K: Now Lax applies the presshure with an ankle lock , the ref is checkin Foxhunt who dosent seem to be showing sighn of fatigue, Foxhunt has the rope and Lax is forced to let go.
M: Now Lax has Foxhutn up and nails a German Suplex, and another, Foxhunt seems to be out of it, Now Lax is nails Foxhunt in the gut and nails a huge Pumphandle Slam sending Foxhunt hard to the mat, Lax looks to be going for the pin.
K: 1....2....Kickout , wow I thought Lax had it , Now lax is up and is stomping on Foxhunts chest, He is giving not letting up , The ref is trying to pull Lax of but he pushes him out of the way , Lax is off and seems to be yelling something.
M: Lax seems to be yelling at the ref. , wait Foxhunt is up and clubs Lax in the neck and hits a huge Suplex, both men are down as teh ref starts the count.
K: He gets to a seven as Foxhunt is getting up , Lax is on his knees as Foxhunt kicks him in the chest , Now Foxhunt has Lax up , wait Lax kicks Foxhunt in the chest and nails the Ground Zero.
M: Oh My God, this could be over, Lax hits teh ground zero , he is goin for the pin, 1....2.... Kickout , oh my god, Foxhunt is out, Foxhunt is out, the fans are all on there feet, this is crazy.
K: Now Lax is pulling at his hair and sreaming up the top of his Lungs, wait Foxhunt ios up again , how does he do it, Lax truns around , and Foxhunt hits the Ground Zero on Lax, wait a mintue what is that, its team XWC.
M:Foxhunt with the pin 1...2...3, Foxhutn wins , and Foxhutn is out of the ring, just in time , Now here comes Jack Heart , team Xwc is now in the ring beating the life out of Lax, As Heart and Foxhunt pause on the stage and stare at Boswell and the rest of team XWC.
K:Wait the lights are out , what now , What there is a spotlight on the catwalk , who is that?
M: Oh My God , it's Jackal , it's Jackal , oh my god, what the hell is going to happen .
{As we hear a Howl and the lights return to see that Jackal has dissapeared as The Royal Familiy and Team XWC stand in shock as Turmoil goes off the air.}
We see an high camera view circling the ring at UCW: Hail to the King, then we see random clips of that match that start moving then freeze, one shows Lax hitting Chris Boswell and freezes right when he hits him , then another shows Jackal eliminating Lax and it freezes as Lax hits the floor then it freezes, then Jackal and Shadow exchanging blows as the shot freezes, then we see Boswell pin Ickezz as the scene freezes.
M:Now folks , this match means more then a title shot , it is for pride, and honor, but now making his way to the ring, from weighing in at 285 Ibs, your former UCW champion , Sir Richard Foxhunt, Foxhunt is set to win the UCW Worl title once agian, no matter what.
Winner - Sir Richard Foxhunt
#1 Contender to UCW World Title