Jack Heart vs. Justin Zane

F: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. If you are just joining us, I am James Fairbanks and this is Jack Creed. We are waiting on the arrival of Jack Heart for our next match. He is going up against a new comer that I know very little about.

C: Justin Zane just recently joined the UCW and he has a very ugly girlfriend.

F: What?

C: I was telling you what I know about him. Wait, I hear Jack Heart's music.

F: Yes, there he comes followed by his manager, Ace Diamond. Justin is pacing around the ring. It appears that he doesn't like to wait.

C: Too bad, but I mean she was ugly with a capital U.

F: Get back to the match. I think Heart may be using this as a warm up for the big Battle Royal coming up at our next Pay Per View. I've heard that he wants to take that next step up and become the UCW champion, now that Jackal is gone.

C: He's a good Internet champion but I don't know if he is ready to take that next step. But he did have some impressive wins over Chris Boswell and Chris Rage. Hey, why is Ace Diamond walking this way? Shouldn't he in Heart's corner.

Ace sits down next to the broadcast crew and puts on a headset.

Ace: Gentlemen, thanks for having me here.

C: But we didn't invite you.

A: I know but if I waited for that I would never be here. Jack is in the ring. Let's get to the match.

F: Good idea. Jack locks up with Justin Zane and takes him down with an arm drag.

C: Both men are back to their feet. You think Zane would be a little more hostile considering how ugly his girlfriend is.

F: You need to let that go. Head lock by Heart. Zane throws him off into the ropes and a nice clothesline by Heart.

A: My boy is good. Look, he's going for the elbow drop.

F: Zane moved out of the way and Heart hits nothing but the mat. Heart stands up but Zane hits him with a dropkick.

C: Heart seems a little off his game tonight.

A: Don't you worry about Jack, he'll come back. See, he's back to his feet already.

F: And he performs a nice drop toe hold on Zane.

A: Hey, who is that standing on the entrance way? Is that Chris Rage?

C: Sure looks like him.

A: He shouldn't be out here. Somebody get security to remove that man.

F: You can't make that call. Look, it appears Jack Heart has seen Rage. He is standing at the ropes yelling at him to come in the ring. Zane takes that opportunity to come up behind and get's a roll up. 1...2..Heart kicks out.

C: Heart should pay more attention to the match if he want's to keep from getting beaten.

F: Nice right hand by Heart. Zane is down and Heart is leaving the ring. He is headed up the entrance way. Security has come out and is between Heart and Rage. These two really hate each other.

C: Heart should pay attention. The referee is counting and is up to seven.

F: It appears he heard you because he is charging back to the ring. Heart gets stomped in the head by Zane when he slides back through the ropes. Rage just turned around and left. Zane is really pounding on him now. He tossed him into the ropes and nails a nice backdrop. He picks Heart up and throws him into the corner. Zane charges in.

C: Heart moved and Zane is staggering back after hitting the turnbuckle. Heart jumps to the top rope. There it is. He has hit the Heartbreaker. This match is over.

A: There is the count. 1..2..3. I told you he would win.

F: Heart shoves the referee away and charges toward the back.

A: If you will excuse me, I need to go stop Jack before he does something drastic, but as always, it has been you pleasure.

C: If you say so.

F: Impressive win by Jack Heart but I can't help wondering if he will be so distracted by Chris Rage that it will hurt his chances in the Battle Royal at A Christmas Story.

C: I wonder how long Justin Zane will stay with his girlfriend.

F: What is it with you and Zane's girlfriend? We'll be right back.

Winner - Jack Heart

White Trailer Trash Mike vs. ???

WTT Mike D is in the ring. The areana goes black. when the lights ocme back on, two HOT looking women, one redhead, dressed in black and one blond, dressed in while. Both are in tight dresses. Mike D looks them both over. "It Gets Me through" By Ozzy Osborne comes on. The ladies look at Mike D and distract him with their "assets". The lights go out again. The lights come back. Mike D is standing with his back to the "Man In Black". Former Two time UCW Champion RJ Souza waits for ike D to turn around. Mike D does...and WHAM!! A football tackle. RJ grabs the greaseball head of Mike D and brings him into the corner. RJ steps to the second rope, puts Mike D's head between his legs...and FALLLING POWER BOMB!!! The Bad Karma Drop! The three count is a formallty. The women get back into the ring, An "RJ!!" Chant is working it's rounds. RJ grabs a mic

Bad Karma RJ Souza: Look who is back!! I had my phone ring off the hook for the last two days, wondering when I would come back. I decided that HOME is the only answer.

Bad Karma RJ Souza: But now, that Daddy's home, I see the mess in which this federation is in. I see the lack of talent that are in the World Title Battle Royal. Now, it's time to make my move back into the top spot. All you who don't know your histroy....It's about to be repeated. UCW is about to get a large dose of Bad Karma. Now, with Gin and Jan, my two wonderful associates, I will become the first ever 3 time champion.

Bad Karma RJ Souza: Oh, and for those who forgot.... IT'S BAD KARMA TO SCREW WITH RJ SOUZA!!!!

Winner - RJ Souza

Johnny Bravo vs. Ice Blade

F: Welcome back to Wednesday Turmoil folks. Our next match will feature two newcomers to UCW who are sure to take the world of wrestling by storm. Coming out first to "Whatever it takes" by POD, is Johnny Bravo, who we have seen in the XWC. It should be interesting to see how well he can do in UCW though.

C: And coming out next, to Soulflys "Jump the F8ck up", we have the mysterious newcomer that goes by the name Ice Blade. Very little is known about him yet, even though there appears to be a relationship of sorts happening between him and another newcomer named Buffy.

F: Now the two newcomers face off, and there goes the bell. I am sure both wrestlers want a successful debut match here in UCW. And both might even get the chance to face each other again in the battle Royal at UCW: Christmas Story next week.

C: Bravo right away nails a hard slap to the face if Ice. He then grabs the arm or Ice Blade, and ties him up with an armbar. Bravo is working on the elbow of Ice right off the bat.

F: Bravo wrenches the arm once again. He then pulls Ice in for a short arm clothesline, but then Ice grabs him and nails a spinebuster.

C: Bravo rolls to the outside. It looks as if he is expecting to take a break already. Smart move.

F: There is no time out in wrestling Creed. And Ice Blade is going to prove that, as he runs off the ropes, and then dives to the outside and nails him with a corkscrew plancha! Wow! What arial moves by the new comer!

C: Bravo didn't even see it coming. Then Ice rolls Bravo back in, I guess he knows that he can't win this match on the outside.

F: As Bravo lies on his back, Ice climbs to the top rope, and attempts to land on Bravo is a moonsault. But Bravo gets his knees up and Ice crashes stomach first onto them. A high risk move that didn't pay off as Ice would have hoped to pay off.

C: Bravo is up, and now he grabs the hurt body of Ice Blade. It looks as if Johnny is going to set Ice up for the J-Bomb. I guess he wants a quick win for his debut.

F: He tries to pick Ice up, but Ice holds onto his leg. Johnny then pummels on the back of Ice, and now he has him up ...

C: OH! Out of nowhere, Ice grabs the head of Bravo, and slams him face first into the mat. That is the Up in Flames isn't it?

F: It is Creed! Ice makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Ice Blade has won his first match up. Now to see if he can keep this momentum going into the PPV next week. We will be right back with the hardcore title match.

Winner - Ice Blade

Ickeez vs. Inferno

UCW Hardcore Title Match

F: This next match should be one to remember. We will be having our hardcore champion Ickeez, going against a fomrer hardcore champion, the returning INferno.

C: Inferno? Why are we calling him that again? I thought we were supposed to be calling him Infernal Freak, after he lost that match to Pyromaniac.

F: Who?

C: Oh right. The fans cheer as "Welcome back to the INfernal Show" appears on the ultimate-tron and Blind by Korn plays for the first time in ages. A chant of welcome back starts from the crowd. Much like we have seen earler when we recieved the shocker of former world champion RJ Souza coming back to the UCW.

F: Well now here comes our hardcore champion Ickeez. He won't be giving Inferno a very warm welcome. He is carrying a trash can full of varios weapons to the ring, and this isn't going to be pretty.

C: Inferno is out of the ring, and he rushes to Ickeez, who right away smacks him in top of the head with that trash can. Inferno staggers to one knee, but then is able to get right back up. These are two men who are very used to this hardcore style.

F: Ickeez winds up to nail Inferno again, but the time Inferno gets the foot up and kicks that garbage can into the face of Ickeez. Inferno goes for a cover in the aisle ... 1 ... 2 ... but Ickeez kicks out. We almost had this match over, and we haven't even been to the ring yet.

C: Inferno picks Ickeez up, and then tosses him into the ring. Now Inferno grabs a kendo stick from the pile of garbage that fell out of Ickeez's trash can and he now heads into the ring.

F: You think this is the type of action that we have to expect at UCW: Christmas Story?

C: If these two are in at the same time, I would say so. Inferno is winding up, and Ickeez is getting to his feet.

F: Ow! Just as Ickeez is up, Inferno nails him right back down with that kendo stick. Inferno makes another cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but no, Ickeez still manages to kick out.

C: Well no Inferno is setting him up again. He takes a swing, but this time Ickeez grabs the kendo stick, and counters with a choking russian leg sweep onto Inferno. Now Ickeez with the cover ... 1 ... 2 ... and now it is Inferno who kicks out.

F: Ickeez now heads to the outside, and he is getting a table from in under the ring. He slides it to the inside, and climbs back in. But as he does, Inferno nails him with a clubbing forearm across the back of the head.

C: Inferno stomps on Ickeez, and now he is setting up the table. How you like that? Ickeez brings it in, and now Inferno is going to use it against him.

F: Inferno has Ickeez up, and now it looks as it he is going to chokeslam Ickeez through the table. He lifts Ickeez up ... but then Ickeez with a rake to the eye causes Inferno to drop him. A great defense by Ickeez.

C: While Inferno is struggling to see, Ickeez then naisl him over the head with that same kendo stick that was used against him earlier. Inferno falls against the table, but then Ickeez lays him out across it.

F: Ickeez pummels on Inferno a couple times to make sure he stays down, and then climbs to the top rope. Ickeez then dives off with a big splash ans puts Inferno through the table!

C: Ickeez covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! What a defense for Ickeez, and still a great return for Inferno. We will see you on Fury.