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Ickeez vs. Sam the Man

UCW Hardcore Title Dumpster Match

F: Welcome to this very special Rememberance Day UCW Pay Per View. This is James Faribanks and Jack Creed welcoming you to the 11th Hour, and to start the night off, we will be seeing some hardcore action. With our hardcore champion Ickeez facing Sam the Man.

C: Wasn't this match supposed to be a hardcore four way match James? What happened?

F: Due to some unforeseen circumstances, that had to be changed. Probably that no one would sign the legal papers for what ever might happen to them.

C: Well here comes our Hardcore Champion now. Coming out to 5 Minutes Alone by Pantera, here is Ickeez. Surley he will be remembered the same as Pyromaniac and Ravnos as great UCW Hardcore Champions ... well maybe better than Pyro.

F: Now here comes the challenger Sam the Man. We have not seen much of Sam yet in UCW ... wait a minute ... is that Sir Richard Foxhunt? What is he doing coming out with Sam?

C: I guess he is out here to support Sam. I bet Richard must still be ticked off about losing his world title match with Jackal last week and now he isn't in the main event of this PPV fighting the XWC World Champion Chris Boswell.

F: SRF is whispering advice to Sam. Richard has been up against Ickeez before, I guess he is giving advice so that Sam could be the one to walk out of this PPV with Hardcore gold.

C: Sam is in the ring, and now him and Ickeez face off and are exchanging words with each other. Then suddenly Sam with a chep shot kick to the stomach of Ickeez. Sam then grabs Ickeez, and plants him with a powerbomb!

F: Look at Sam, him and Richard are celebrating as if he has won this match already. But the purpose of this match is to stuff your oppnent into the dumpster at ringside and close the lid.

C: But wait, Ickeez simply gets up. Sam turns around, and Ickeez shows him his middle finger. Sam is shocked by this and Ickeez nails him in the head with a forearm shot, and then whips Sam into the ropes. Sam bounces off, and Ickeez catches him with a collar and elbow suplex that sends Sam to the outside.

F: Ickeez climbs out through the ropes after him. He closes in on Sam, but the Sir Richard from behind clubs Ickeez in the back. There is no disqualification in this type of match up, so there is nothing that can be done about this.

C: Ickeez turns around, but then just grabs Richard and throws him into the guard rail. Nothing from these two seems to be affecting Ickeez tonight. Sam runs in, but Ickeez catches him and slams him back first into the ring side stairs. He then rolls Sam back into the ring and is now reaching under the ring and pulling out a wooden table.

F: I thought to win this match, Ickeez had to put Sam in the dumpster. I guess he just wants to inflict some more punishement on Sam and Richard.

C: Ickeez slides the table into the ring, and then as he is climbing back in, Sam manages to get a few stomps in on Ickeez. Sam picks Ickeez up, and whips him to the corner ... but Ickeez revereses and whips Sam into the corner.

F: Ickeez rushes in nails Sam with a stiff clothesline. Then he picks Sam up and places him on the top rope, and climbs up with him.

C: Ickeez grabs a hold of Sam, and tosses him with a top rope overhead belly to belly suplex. Sam has got to be seriously hurt after that, he landed right on his head and now is barely moving.

F: Ickeez grabs the table he brought into the ring, and props it up in the corner. Sam is barely making it to his feet, but then just as he does, Ickeez grabs him in a again with a t-bone suplex tosses Sam though the table, breaking it in two.

C: Sam is laying groggy now, but Ickeez, like a shark smelling blood closes in and locks in a Tazzmission. But he can't win this match by submission. Sam is trying to tap out, but it doesn't do any good. Ickeez is simply choking him out.

F: Sam is struggling for air, but Ickeez is still suffocating him. The suddenly Ickeez pulls back and ... was that a crack I heard? Now Sam has just stopped moving.

C: Here comes Richard again, and he stomps on Ickeez and causes him to release the hold. Ickeez gets up, and is nailed with several European uppercuts from Richard. But then Ickeez with a kick to the stomach of Richard, and then grabs him and throws him head first through the one half of the table that is still standing in the corner.

F: Ickeez grabs Sam and Richard by the heads, and tosses then over the top rope and into the dumpster at ringside. The lid is closed, and the dumpster is being wheeled away. I think we know what this usually leads to, so lets just go to the next match.

Winner - Ickeez

Jack Heart vs. Chris Rage

UCW Internet Title Match

F : Well now its time for the very anticipated match between the last remaining member of the Royal Family Jack Heart and former Royal Family member Chris Rage for the Internet Championship.

C : *talking to a phone* KIM? Is that you baby....oh I am fine, oh , nah...its just couple of midget wrestlers...

F : Midget Wrestling? I don’t think so. I think this is going to be a great match up, Jack Heart is our Internet Champion and Chris Rage is the XWC hardcore champion...

C: What is XWC?

F : Both men face off in the ring and are trash talking. Chris Rage shoves Jack Heart, but Jack Heart shoves him back.

C: Chris Rage struggles back but runs to the ropes and bounces off with an elbow shot to Jack’s head.

F: Chris Rage with a quick elbow drop to Jack’s head. That must be painful. Chris goes for a cover 1.., Jack kicks out.

C: What is he thinking? It is way too early.

F: Chris picks up Jack and quickly whips him to the corner. Chris grabs Jack’s neck and starts chocking him against the ropes before referee pulls him back. He should be a little more careful, he held too long, might have gotten disqualified.

C: Chris pushes Jack back to the corner, climbs the second ropes and starts pounding on Jack’s head. Wait a minute... Jack simply pushes Chris and he falls back on the ground. Jack quickly climbs the ropes and lands on Chris with a Moonassault!

F: Jack goes for the cover , 1.. 2 . Chris kicks out! Jack Heart is a technical wrestlers, but he showed some great high flying skills with that moonassault which got him close to winning the match.

C: I am a great high flyer too, especially in bed. Jack Heart gets Chris Rage in a Boston Crab but Chris quickly reaches the ropes before more damage can be done.

F : Jack Heart picks up Chris, but he is surprised by a chop the chest. Chris whips Jack to the ropes once more and gets him down in a spin buster! Another cover 1... 2 .. Jack kicks out just in time!

C : Chris argues with the referee saying that was a 3 count, but referee says no.

F : Chris picks Jack up, but Jack quickly counters with a kick to the stomach. Chris is forced to bend over as Jack Heart goes back to ropes and attempts a Scissor kick, but Chris moves out of the way and gets Jack with a heel kick which sends back to the corner.

C : Rage follows quickly with a body splash. Rage picks up Jack and puts him on the top corner... he is gonna go for The Rage!

F: But a surprise kick to the face send him back! Jack Heart jumps off the corner and nails Rage with The Heartbreaker!

C: Jack goes for the cover, 1 ... 2 ... 3 and still is the Internet Champion.

Winner - Jack Heart

Jackal vs. Chris Boswell

UCW World Title Match

F: Now it is time for our main event, as the two World Champions will be going against each other. UCW's Jackal and XWC's Chris Boswell. This is also the first time I think these two have went against each other in a normal one on one match. Not counting tag team matches, or triple threats and such.

C: Here come the XWC Champion now. Chris Boswell has come a way in UCW, winning his debut match at Deadly Reunion to defeat Infernal Freak in a Lions Den match become the UCW Hardcore Champion, and since winning the Internet belt from Ickeez, and now he will try to walk away with the big one of UCW.

F: Well he hasn't got an easy task to beat Jackal, who is coming out now. Jackal has been a fighting champion since winning that belt for the second time on Fury a while back, defending against such greats as Shadow and Sir Richard Foxhunt. I am sure after all that Jackal will not be giving up that belt without a serious fight.

C: The two face off, and there goes the bell. Boswell has a bit of a size advantage over the 175 pound Jackal. But Jackal has been out sized before and has still been able to pull off the wins in UCW.

F: Boswell starts off right away by nailing Jackal with a knee to the stomach. He follows up by sending Jackal realing against the ropes with several shots to the head. Jackal tries to fight back, but then Boswell whips him to the other side of the ring, and then clotheslines him over the ropes and to the outside.

C: Jackal seems to be out matched by Chris so far. If things don't pick up, we could have a new UCW World Champion tonight. No titles have changed hands tonight at this PPV, and that is a very rare thing to happen.

F: Boswell steps through the rope and stands on the ring apron and waits for Jackal to get to his feet. He jumps off with an attempted double ax handle, but then Jackal jumps to the air and surprises Boswell with a drop kick to the chest in mid-air. Now the tides have turned, and the high flying skill of Jackal is showing.

C: Jackal now slams Boswell face first on the announce table in front of us. He then climbs to the ring apron, and then spring boards off the ropes and connects with an asai moonsault onto the stunned Boswell.

F: Well Jackal can't win this match on the outside. He needs to get Boswell back in the ring so he can pin him.

C: Looks like he read your mind James. Jackal picks up Boswell, and rolls him in uner the bottom rope. Jackal gets back up on the apron and then springboards over and lands a guilotine leg drop across the throat of Boswell. Jackal covers ... 1 ... 2 ... but Boswell kicks out.

F: Jackal picks Boswell up and brings him to the corner. Jackal climbs to the second rope and pummels on him. Chris shoves Jackal off, but Jackal lands on his feet and justs back to the second rope and continues.

C: This time Chris with a shot to the stomach of Jackal. Then he grabs Jackal and drops him face first onto the top turnbuckle.

F: Boswell follows up with a shot to the kidneys of Jackal, and then he grabs him and nails a german suplex. Boswell holds on and there is a count ... 1 ... 2 ... but Jackal manages to get the shoulder up.

C: Boswell climbs to the outside apron. He waits for Jackal to get to his feet and just as Jackal turns to face him, Boswell spring boards off the top rope and nails Jackal with a diving clothesline. An impressive move by Boswell. He has great agility for such a big man.

F: Boswell with another cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Jackal again manages to kick out. Boswell seems a bit surprised by this. He picks Jackal up and then onto his shoulders in a back breaker position. Is he trying to win this with a submission victory?

C: Not quite. He runs into the corner with Jackal and plants him spine first into the turnbuckle. Then he hooks the legs of Jackal and ties him in the corner with a tree of woe.

F: Boswell stomps on the ribs of Jackal. The he walks over to the other corner. This could be very painful if he connects.

C: Chris runs in and attempts a baseball slide to the face on the champ, but then Jackal manages to pull himself up, and Chris crashes crotch first into the steel post.

F: Jackal falls from the tree of woe, and stomps on Boswell. He then climbs to the outside and grabs Chris by the legs. He hooks his legs, and now has Chris wrapped around the turnbuckle with a figure four leglock. Shades of wrestling great Bret Hart. Smart strategy to wear down the legs of Boswell to not only take away his size advantage, but his agility as well.

C: Smart strategy sure, but the referee is still doing a five count, cause Boswell is holding onto the ropes. Jackal releases at the count of four, but he still runs the risk of being counted out.

F: I am sure Jackal knows better than that Creed. He slides back into the ring and continues to stomp on the knees of Boswell. He pulls Boswell to the middle of the ring, and is now looking to try put Boswell in another figure four, this time to try with a submission victory.

C: Jackal reaches down to hook it in, but then Boswell grabs him, and a small package! 1 ... 2 ... no, Jackal kicks out.

F: Jackal and Boswell both get up, but then Jackal quickly with a dropkick to the knee of Chris takes him back down. Chris Boswell has got to be in a lot of pain right now.

C: Jackal drags Chris to the rope, and it looks like he is going to wear him down some more. He positions Chris's leg on the bottom rope, and then jumps up and crashes down on it with all his weight.

F: Chris is really hurting now. Again Jackal goes for the same move, but out of desperation, Chirs uses his good leg and shoves Jackal off and over the top rope and to the outside.

C: This is buying Boswell some time. He is slowly managing to get back to his feet, while Jackal is trying the same on the outside.

F: Boswell manages to pull himself up in the corner, and Jackal is up on the ring apron. Boswell runs in and tries to knock Jackal back off, but Jackal ducks and then elbows Boswell in the head.

C: Jackal grabs Boswell and tries to lift him up over the ropes to suplex him to the outside and to the floor. But Chris holds onto the ropes, and then as Jackal drops him, Chris picks him up to suplex Jackal back to the inside.

F: Oh ... but all that weight on the bad leg of Boswell. His knee buckles in under him, and this causes Chris to falls down, and Jackal lands on top of him. The referee comes in with a cover ... and Jackal puts his feet on the ropes for leverage. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Jackal has pulled off the win in this match.

C: But just barely. This match could have went either way. What a match this was.

Winner - Jackal