Blood and Gold
Dingo Dundee and Seth vs. Rob Grayson and Lincoln Parks
UCW World Title Lethal Lottery Tournament
Tag Team Match
Round 1
Fairbanks: Welcome back ladies and gentleman to the next match in this UCW
Lethal Lottery to determine a number one contender to the UCW title belt!
Creed: This next match shall be interesting in a few ways.
Fairbanks: Do explain, Jack.
Creed: Don't call me Jack!
Fairbanks: Just do you job...
Creed: Well, the team of Seth and Dingo Dundee had their UCW debut match
against each other with Dundee coming out the victor! Tonight they are
forced to fight on the same team!
Fairbanks: These teams were drawn by the luck of the hat.
Creed: Or the unluck!
Fairbanks: ...
Creed: Another way it will be interesting is the fact that Rob Grayson will
be facing his ally, Dingo Dundee!
Fairbanks: The match is about to start, the ring announcer is standing in
the ring ready to announce the competitors!
Ring Announcer: Continuing our UCW Lethal Lottery we have the next match.
Introducing first at a combined weight of 580 lbs (guessed) Seth and Dingo
Dundee!
The two emerge from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction. Heat for Seth
and small, scattered pops for Dundee. The two make their way into the ring
and take up their corner.
Ring Announcer: And introducing the opposing team, first, weighing in at 200
lbs and standing at 6'0. Lincoln Parks!
Lincoln Parks music hits as he emerges from behind the curtain. He doesn't
get much of a reaction from the crowd.
Fairbanks: This young guy is a newcomer to UCW.
Lincoln Parks makes his way into the ring. A 'newfie screech' chant starts
to go up and the crowd rise to their feet.
Creed: They know who's about to arrive!
Ring Announcer: And introducing at this time, he weighs in at 245 lbs and
stands at 6 feet 2 inches. He is a former two time UCW tag team champion and
a former Internet champion, ROB GRAYSON!
The crowd erupt as Rob walks out from behind the curtain and makes his way
into the ring. Lincoln Parks dives at Seth and the match bell sounds.
Fairbanks: Here we go! The match is underway! Lincoln Parks perhaps a bit
too eager?
Rob stands on the apron. Lincoln and Seth lock up, Seth gets Lincoln into a
hammerlock. Seth tags in Dingo, Dingo kicks Lincoln's exposed stomach.
Creed: Not a good start for team Grayson!
Dingo whips Lincoln into the ropes, Lincoln bounces back and and meets a
stiff boot to the face. Lincoln gets up and tries to crawl to Rob for the
pin, Dingo pulls Parks back and stombs on his kidneys. Parks is picked up by
Dundee who makes the tag to Seth, Seth and Dundee double suplex Parks.
Fairbanks: Good teamwork by Seth and Dundee.
Creed: Too good if you ask me...
Fairbanks: Now now, no need to get paranoid.
Creed: I'll try...
Seth starts to boot Parks, but somehow Parks manages to crawl and tag Rob!
The crowd go nuts as Rob makes his way into the ring slowly. Seth and Rob
look at each other, Seth throws the first punch but Rob blocks it and knees
him in the gut.
Fairbanks: Nice rookie move by Seth!
Rob whips Seth into the ropes, Seth bounces back and Rob backbody drops him.
Seth gets up quickly and the two stare at each other. Seth backs off and
tags in Dundee.
Creed: Now the two tag partners will go at it!
The two waste no time and start slugging each other, Rob gets the better of
the punching and whips Dundee into the turnbuckle. Rob runs at Dundee but
Dundee throws Rob into the turnbuckle post shoulder first!
Fairbanks: Ow! That's gonna leave a mark.
Dundee drags Rob over to his corner and tags in Seth. Seth immediately
starts stomping on Rob's leg.
Creed: This is good, he is targeting the leg of Rob.
Seth puts Rob into a standing leg lock. Rob yells out in pain. Seth tags in
Dundee, Seth makes his way out and Dundee grabs the ropes and hurls himself
over the top rope, leg dropping Rob's leg. Rob yells out in pain, Dundee
picks up Rob and throws him onto the turnbuckle. Dundee stomps a mudhole in
Rob. Rob collapses to the ground while Dundee tags in Seth.
Fairbanks: Is Rob going to be able to mount a come back?
Creed: The rookie team are doing a great job wearing out Rob's leg!
Seth slides out to the outside, reaches into the ring, grabs Rob's leg and
pulls it into the turnbuckle post. Rob instictively reaches down and grabs
it, wincing in pain. Seth grins and rolls back in the ring. Seth picks up
Rob and whips into to the ropes, Rob hobbles and bounces off the ropes but
is met with a baseball slide into the leg. Rob goes down stomach first into
Seth's awaiting knee. Seth wastes no time in applying a leg hammerlock. Rob
cries out and tries to reach Lincoln Parks for the tag. Rob instead has to
reach at the rope and the ref forces Seth off. Seth picks up Grayson and
bodyslams him down in the middle of the mat, Seth grabs Rob's leg and elbow
drops down onto it. Rob cries out in more pain and tries to tag in Lincoln
Parks.
Fairbanks: He's too far away!
Creed: That's it, Rob is done for...
Rob starts to hammer at Dingo's sides. Dingo lets go and robs crawls for
Parks and just about tags him in but Dingo pulls Rob back and applies the
figure four leg lock on Rob! Rob screams in pain.
Fairbanks: Geez, any more of this and Rob may end up with a shortened
career!
The crowd starts to get behind Rob. Rob absorbs this and starts to turn
Dingo around! Rob just about turns him around when Seth comes in and boots
him in the head. The crowd boo and the ref puts Seth back in his place.
Dingo pulls up Rob and puts Rob's arm over his head, Dingo looks up and the
crowd boo him.
Creed: We're going to see the Aussie Hammer! (Goldberg's jackhammer).
Dingo lifts up Rob and shows off his strength by leaving up stranded in the
air, Dingo starts to turn and bring him down but -
Fairbanks: OH MY GOD!
Creed: What a move!
Rob somehow reverses it and hits the Death Drop! (stinger death drop/reverse
DDT)
Fairbanks: He reversed the Aussie Hammer into his own finishing manouvre!
Creed: That is spectacular!
Dingo and Rob are lying in the middle of the ring, Rob crawls over to Parks
and gets the tag! Dingo gets the tag to Seth but collapses inside the ring.
Rob rolls out of the ring and collapses at ringside. Dingo uses the ropes to
crawl up, Seth is helping him up. Seth suddenly seems alarmed as he sees
Lincoln Parks running at him and Dingo! Seth pushes Dingo out of the way and
goes to hug Lincoln.
Fairbanks: Oh my god! Seth just belly-to-belly suplexed Lincoln Parks right
out of the ring!
Lincoln Parks flies over the top rope and lands on Rob who is collapsed at
ringside! Seth grabs Dingo and throws him on his knees just near the ropes.
Seth runs over to the ropes, bounces off and steps onto the back of Dingo,
Seth is in full flight and lands on top of Lincoln Parks who is on Rob
Grayson.
Creed: What a damned move!
Fairbanks: That was spectacular!
Seth picks up Lincoln Parks and rolls him into the ring. Dingo picks up
Lincoln and puts him into the Aussie Hammer! Seth picks up Rob and whips him
into the stairs at ringside but Rob reverses it and sends Seth flying into
the stairs! The stairs fly in all directions at the force of the impact and
at the same time Dingo brings down Lincoln Parks with the Aussie Hammer. Rob
rolls into the ring. Dingo starts to cover Lincoln. Seth amazingly gets up.
The ref gets into position. Seth rolls into the ring adjacent to the side
Rob did. One, Rob dives at the pinning predicament, two, Seth elbows drops
Rob and rolls him up in a single leg crab! Rob yells in pain! Three!
Winners: Dingo Dundee and Seth via Pinfall
The crowd boo at the decision. Dingo quickly gets off Parks and grabs Seth
off Rob sending him flying over the top rope. Dingo picks up Rob and the two
start arguing.
Fairbanks: Rob is one tough son'bitch I'll give him that, all that working
on his leg and that single leg crab he didn't pass or tap out! But what's
this! All does not seem well with the two tag team partners Rob and Dingo!
Creed: What a match! I was so excited! I really wanted Rob to get to his
partner though! Such bad luck!
Fairbanks: Looks who's making his way to the ring, it's Bruce Campbell! He's
getting in between the two shoving tag team partners!
Bruce Campbell says some words to the two superstars and they calm down.
They eventually shake hands. The crowd applaude their efforts.
Fairbanks: It's great to see that this team hasn't split!
Creed: Stay tuned for more of this fascinating Lethal Lottery from UCW:
Blood and Gold after these commercials!
Sam Hardy and Donni "The Dog " Capone vs. Simon Azmodius and The Enforcer
Fairbanks:Our upcoming match features Sam Hardy and Donnie"the Dogg"Capone against Simon Azmodius and the Enforcer who is taking the place of Ultimatum who was in an auto accident and is in the hospital.Our prayers and best wishes go out to him tonight.
Creed:Amen brother,now let's get to the asswhooping.
F:The wrestlers are in the ring along with referee Nick Thompson.
C:I heard Thompson was pissed about not getting to officiate the main event.
F:Hell get over it.Hold on,Azmoduis and Enforcer charge across the ring and attack Hardy and Capone.Enforcer backs Capone into a corner as Azmodius does the same with Hardy.The ref is quickly losing control of this match as Enforcer and Azmodius beat the hell out of their opponents.
C:This is great.
F:Enforcer and Azmodius now go to Irish whip their opponents into each other but Capone falls to his knees in the middle of the ring and Hardy uses Capones shoulders to springboard off of and hits Enforcer with a flying elbow that knocks the big man to the corner.
C:Good team work there from Hardy and Capone.
F:Capone is back to is feet.He and Azmodius are trading blows in the middle of the ring.Hardy with a baseball slide between the legs of both men and comes up behind Azmodius and catches him with a neck breaker.
C:When is the ref going to restore some order in the match.
F:From the looks of things,no time soon.Hardy and Capone are stomping away at Azmodius but here comes Enforcer.Enforcer barrels into Capone and the two go tumbling out of the ring.that leaves Hardy aone as he continues to work over Azmodius
C:At least it's now one on one.
F:Capone and Enforce continue to battle outside the ring as inside,Hardy has Azmodius up on his feet and whips him into the ropes.Hardy with a mulekick to the midsection of Azmodius that puts the bigger man to his knees.Hardy now off the ropes and catches Azmodius with a knee lift to the jaw.
C:Looks like someone will need to go to the denist tomorrow and get some teeth replaced.
F:Hardy is quickly up onto the top turn-buckle.He leaps and hits Azmodius with a swanton bomb.Hardy with the cover.1,2,no,Azmodius kicks out somehow.
C:I wasn't expecting him to after all the punishment he's taken.
F:Azmodius is showing alot of heart here.Hardy has Amodius back on his feet.Hardy off the ropes charges at Azmodius but Azmodius catches him with a back drop that sends Hardy over the ropes and to the floor outside.
C:No,he landed on the ring apron and reaching forward grabs a handful of Modius' hair and yanks him off balance and to the mat.
F:It looks as if Hardy is about to use the ropes to spring back into the ring onto a prone Azmodius but wait,the battling Capone and Enforcer stumble into him distracting him.Hardy blindly kicks backwards and mistakenly connects with Capone.
C:Oh,oh,the Dogg doesn't look happy.
F:That he doesn't.And now he's on the ring apron and he and his partner are yelling at each other.
C:They had better pay attention to their opponents.
F:Enforcer comes up behind Capone as Modius comes up behind Hardy.
C:This looks bad for Hardy and Capone.
F:Enforcer grabs Capone by the ankles and yanks him off the ring apron.Then with a swift kick to the gut that doubles nover Capone,the Enforcer hits Capone with a DDT on the concrete floor.
C:Damn,now we'll have to wait after the match for the janitor to come and mop up the blood.
F:While nthe Enforcer was busy with Capone,Modius has pulled Hardy into the ring and executed a brainbuster on the smaller man that has him layed out.Modius has Hardy up and it looks like,yes,Modius just hit Hardy with the Cross Over.
C:Think I have time while the janitor gets the blood up off the floor to go and get me a soda?
F:Will you please,oh hell,yes you do,and bring me back one while you're at it.
C:Can do.
F:Modius with the cover and here comes Thompson to make the count.
C:About the only thing the man has done this match.
F:1,2,,3,and Modius makes the pin and he and Enforcer advance to the next round.
Winner via pinfall: Simon Azmodius and The Enforcer
C:Diet coke right?
F:You got it.Now while my partner gets us some drinks and the janitor gets the blood up so no-one slips on it,we'll play a montage of my favorite groups videos.And now ladies and gentlemen,I give you,,,Air Supply.