[The special guest official Joe Moriarty calls for the bell and the match begins with David and Vorhees. They tie up and David immediately throws Vorhess backwards into the air. Vorhees lands on his ass and looks to Ringmaster who yells at him to get up and on with it. He gets up and swings at David who takes the shot without flinching and responses with hard right of his own. Vorhees staggers back onto the rope for David to whip him off and into a gorilla press slam on the return.]

[David tags out to Mania who comes in and knee drops Vorhees on the neck. He goes for a cover but only gets 1-2 as Myers runs in to break it up. Mania pulls Vorhees up starts to punch him in the face, pulling him back up each time as he goes down to his knees with each blow. After four shots Vorhees suddenly comes back up and throws Mania into a Samoan Drop. Vorhees is up and tags out to Myers who comes in and boots Mania a few times. He then pulls Mania up and over to the ropes where he chokes him with the top and middle ones. The referee calls for him to stop and he does, tagging out to Vorhees. They come in and hit a double DDT. Vorhees covers.]

[Vorhees pulls Mania up now and sets him in the corner. Myers suddenly grabs him in a reverse chinlock from the apron as Vorhees lays into Mania's gut. Morairty goes to stop it but as he pulls Vorhees away Ringmaster jumps into the ring and takes over the punching as Myers holds the lock on. David furiously charges into the ring only to be stopped by the referee leaving Vorhees time to go back and start the double team again as Ringmaster gets out of the ring. They stop the double team before the referee turns back. Rich Mania runs around the ring and gets right in Ringmaster's face.]

Inferno and Pyromaniac vs Dingo Dundee and Seth

Tag team match

Fairbanks: Our upcoming match pits two of UCW's hardcore veterans against two of her new,rising superstars.

Creed: I guess you want me to say something now.

F: Not really. If you didn't say anything the rest of the night would be fine with me.

C: Fine.

F: As my anounce partner sulks,let me introduce the two teams as they make their way to the ring. First down the ramp is newcomers Seth and Dingo Dundee. There is a nice round of applause for these two as they climb into the ring. Suddenly the lights go out and"Blind"by Korn comes on the P. A. system. The crowd erupts as the pyro erupts at the top of the stage and out steps Inferno and Pyro. They make their way down to the ring amid a thunderous ovation. The two ring vets climb into the ring and this match is ready to get underway. The ref for this contest is Nick Thompson.

C: Still not saying a word.

Thompson calls for the bell. It's Seth and Pyro to start off the match for their respective teams. Pryo goes for a collar and elbow tie-up but Seth ducks under and catches Pyro with a leg trip. Seth comes up with the leg and twists causing Pyro the shout in pain. Seth now with a couple of boots to Pyros knee.

C: Dum-dee-dum-dum,,,,,,,,

F: Seth releases the leg. Goig over Seth makes the tag to Dingo Dundee as Pyro tries to make it to his feet. Pyro is up but Dundee catches him before he can make a tag. Dundee with a hard forearm to the side of Pyros head that has Pyro reeling. Dundee with another forearm and Pyro is down to one knee. Dundee with a right cross to the chin of Pyro. Pyro is face down on the mat as the ref warns Dundee.

C: ,,,whistling,,,,

F: Dundee has Pyro up and whips him into the ropes. Dundee with a big clothesline that about takes off the head of Pyro. Dundee has Pyro up again. He whips Pyro into the ropes again and hits the opposite one,then meeting in the center of the ring Dundee takes Pyro down again with a shoulder tackle. Dundee drops an elbow on a helpless Pyro then gets up bringing Pyro with him. Dundee whips Pyro into the ropes again and goes to bouce off the opposite but coming too close to Pyros corner where Pyros partner Inferno reaches out and grabs a handful of Dundees hair causing the Aussie to fall to the mat. Dundee is back up quickly and gets into a shouting match with Inferno which gives Pyro the opening he needs to deliver a clip to the back of Dundee's knee. As Dundee crashes to the mat Pyro makes the tag to Inferno. Inferno's in and begins to stomp away on Dundee.

C: ,,,ow,ah,that has to hurt,,,,,,,

F: I thought you were keeeping your mouth shut?

C: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

F: Inferno picks up Dundee and places him in a bearhug. The ref comes in to see if the Aussie is ready to give in but Dingo just shakes his head no as he fights to get out of the hold. Inferno picks up Dundee and runs him back first into the turn-buckle.

C: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

F: Inferno has Dingo up and hoistes him over head into a gorilla press. Inferno walks around the ring with Dundee over his head then unceremoniously dumps him to the mat. Big mistake by Inferno though,he dumped Dundee right in his corner and the Aussie makes the tag. Seth up on the turn-buckle and hits Inferno with a missle dropkick.

C: (yawn),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

F: Seth with the quick cover but only gets a one count. The two men climb to their feet with the quicker Seth making it first. Seth off the ropes and hits Inferno with a dropkick that staggers the big man but he stays on his feet. Seth off the ropes again and this time he hits Inferno with a flying forearm but again Inferno stays on his feet.

C: Got a buck I can borrow,I want to go get a drink.

F: Seth off the ropes again as he tries to get Inferno off his feet. Seth goes for a cross body block but Inferno catches him in mid-air and hits a fall away slam. Inferno goes for the cover,1,2,,,but Dingo Dundee is in and with a boot to Inferno's head. Dundee continues to stomp on Inferno until Pyro charges into the ring and plows into Dundee. Both men tumble over the ropes to the floor below where they continue to battle.

C: I'm serious,I want a buck to get myself a soda.

F: Seth has made it back to his feet and climbs to the top turn-buckle. He waits for Inferno to get to his feet then leaps going for a hurricanrana but Inferno catches him and nails a sit down powerbomb into a pin. The ref moves in and makes the three count as Dundee tries to get into the ring but can't because of Pyro holding onto his leg.

C: At least it's over now.

F: Not quite as an enraged Dundee takes Pryo and runs him head first into the steel steps. Inferno is now out of the ring and he and Dundee start to trade blows,,,,wait,,,Seth slingshots over the ropes and takes out both men with a spinning cross body block. All hell is starting to break loose as all four men are up and start to battle it out outside the ring. Here comes security to break it up. All four are still trying to get at each other as the are escorted back to the back. Well that's it for this match as Inferno and Pyro come out victorious. Our next match will be underway in a minute.

C: What does a man have to do to get a drink around here!?

F: Go play out in traffic.

C: What?

F: Nothing.

Winners - Pyro and Inferno

UCW Internet Title Match

Fairbanks: Fairbanks: What an event this card has been so far, and now it is time for our first of two title matches for tonight, and this one is for the UCW Internet title, where Satanic Satan will be going against the Mad Maple.

Creed: I can't wait to see this, Satan has come close to so many titles before, but has yet to actually win one. Like at UCW: Mostly Harmless he managed to beat Kamchataberry Ambergree by count out, but didn't get the belt, and even most recently in a match with Mad Maple he won by disqualification, but still did not get to become the champion.

F: Very true, and he did earn his way to this rematch by beating Kamchataberry Ambergree in that best of three falls match up, so we know Satan is ready for UCW gold.

C: Though he still has one major obstacle in his way, and that is the Mad Maple. Maple won that Internet title at UCW: Forever by winning that battle royal, which featured such greats like Rob Grayson, Joey Love, Faith and ... yours truly.

F: ... Are you comparing yourself to those wrestlers?

C: I'm sure they would be flattered, but on to the match. Here come the challenger now, and he looks seriously psyched up, like he has to be for this match. He has to be ready to use his size and power to overcome the more technically sound Canadian.

F: Now here comes the champion, carrying his three belts, the Internet title, Tag Team title that he holds with Rob Grayson, and that other belt ... which I'd say the name of but then the match would be over.

C: Good call. Maple and Satan face each other, and you know both guys are wanting to have a victory over the other without any type of controversy and leave with the building tonight with that Internet title belt.

F: The bell is rung, and both men tie up, and then Maple gains the quick advantage by getting behind Satan with a waist lock, and then takes Satan off his feet with a take down. This is what Maple has to do to win, because it doesn't matter how big Satan is if he is on his back.

C: Maple floats over with a front facelock and is planning on wearing Satan down some more. Which is smart seeing these two have faced each other a couple weeks ago on Mayhem in a grueling match, and must be prepared to change their strategies because now the other knows what to expect from them.

F: Satan is struggling to his feet, but Maple is doing a good job of keeping him down. The best he can do is get to one knee, and Maple keeps applying more preasure, which hurts Satan even more.

C: But wait, with a massive surge of power Satan is up and then tosses Maple off of him before Maple can react. The surprised Maple gets to his feet, but then Satan powers Maple against the ropes and delivers a couple stiff elbow shots to the head.

F: Satan them with an irish whipe send Maple to the other side of the ring, and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Satan makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Maple kicks out.

C: Though Maple did kick out, now it is Satan with the advantage. Now Satan is taking a page from Mad Maples book and is workin on the back with a surfboard, holding onto Maples arms while he drives his knee into the back of the wiley Canadian.

F: Maple has got to be in pain with that move, and the referee is checking to see if Maple wants to give up, but Maple is refusing.

C: Of course he is, just ask Vince MacMahon how hard it is to get a Canadian to tap out.

F: We really didn't need to go there. Maple however is creeping to the ropes, and manages to touch to bottom ropes with his foot, so now Satan has to break the hold, but the damage has been done I am sure.

C: Satan realeses the move, but for good measure he nails Mad Maple with a kick to the kidney area.

F: Satan then picks Maple up and shoves him face first into the corner, and continues the back assault by nailing Mad Maple with some more punches to the lower back. But the refere is stepping in to get them out of the corner.

C: Satan simply pushes the referee aside, and them charges into the corner with an attempt at catching Maple again in the back with a hard knee, but Maple moves and Satan crashes knee first into the corner.

F: Satan staggers out, but then here comes Maple off the ropes and nails Satan in the back of that same knee with a chop block. Now Satan is down, and now he has got to be the one who is hurting.

C: A smart move by Maple has he grabs the foot of Satan and lifts him up, and then slams him knee first into the mat. This is exactly how Maple needs with cut him down to his size so he can handle him better.

F: Maple pulls Satan to the corner, and then heads to the outside. He pulls Satan into the corner, and is tying him up with a figure four around the ring post.

C: Satan is showing the pain of being in this move, and the referee is starting a five count. Maple can't win with this move, but he sure can deliver a hurting with it

F: The referees count reaches four, and then Maple lets go of the hold at the last second. A strategy obviously learned by watching the great Canadian legend Bret "Hitman" Hart, and a very smart one I must say.

C: Those Canadians are crazy. Maple then positions the leg of Satan on the botton rope, and climbs up to the apron, and springboards over and crashes across the knee of Satanic Satan with a leg drop.

F: Fighting the pain Satan tries to climb to his feet, but then Maple with a kick to the back of the leg takes Satan back down. Now it looks like Maple is going to try finish him off, with yet another figure four, this time in the middle of the ring.

C: What ring positioning, there is no way Satan will be able to escape from this. He may as well just give up.

F: It does look to be a foregone conclusion at this point, but he is fighting it. Still, he can't make it to the ropes, and Maple has him clamped in pretty tight.

C: Satan is still struggling, and the referee is checking to see if he gives up. He is refusing, but the pain has got to be to much for him.

F: I think you are right, rather than giving out, I think Satan has just passing out. He has just fallen back, and not quite sure what to do, the referee starts a count.

C: Satan is done for ... 1 ... 2 ...

F: No! With one last desperate surge of energy, Satan has just sat back up and has grabbed Mad Maple by the throat. He lured Maple into that, and if Maple doesn't let go, Satan will choke the life out of him. What a smart way to use his size to his advantage.

C: Maple and Satan are both climbing to their feet, with Satan still keeping that tight grip onto the throat of Maple. Looks like we will be seeing a chokeslam from Satanic Satan.

F: Don't count out the brains of Mad Maple either, knowing what must be coming Maple kicks the leg of Satan to cause him to release the choke. But Satan doesn't go down this time, and Maple again with a kick to the knee, but Satan only staggers.

C: Maple this time runs off the ropes and this one should be the one to take Satan down. But Satan catches him and ... nails the Satanic Stunner!

F: Maple has got to be out. Satan covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! We have a new UCW Internet Champion!

C: What a journey it has been for Satan to win some gold in UCW. Now he finally has done it, and I hope for him it is worth it.

F: But now he is the hunted, so it's not over yet. The only step now is the World title ... and that match is next.

Winner - Satanic Satan

New UCW Internet Champion