Elimination Battle Royal

F: Hello everybody, and welcome to UCW: Fist Full of Boomstick!

C: Boomstick? I thought it was Broomstick.

F: No it is not Broomstick. But we do have a couple great matches for every one tonight. The current UCW World Champion Dingo Dundee will defending his title against Ultimatum, but before that, we will be picking a new #1 contender to the UCW World title for our next PPV.

C: I can't wait. There are so many people here tonight just dying to get their shot at the UCW World title, and become immortalized by winning this big match up. Will it be some newcomer looking to make a big splash? Or some fresh up and comer who just needs the breakout win, or will it be a returning legend looking to reclaim his past glory?

F: Well wait no longer, cause now it is time for our match to start. Here comes our first wrestler, and its Snake who is just making his return to UCW tonight. Look like the chance for a shot at the UCW World title was to much for Snake to pass up, but what chance does he have being the first wrestler out here?

C: Up next, here comes Murder from S&M. Looks like these two will be the ones to start off this match. First the rules are being announced for those who may not know.

F: The rules are simple. Two wrestlers start in the ring, and every couple minutes another wrestler will come out and join the match. Wrestlers are eliminated either by being thrown over the top rope, or also by pinfall. This will continue until all wrestlers have entered the ring, and then when we are down to the final two, they will fight it out and win this match and the title shot by either pinfall or submission only.

C: This should be great, and one of the many referees at ringside ring the bell. Both Snake and Murder face off and tie up with a collar and elbow, but then the much stronger Murder shoves Snake to the ground. Snake gets up, and walks around the ring. Murder still glares at him, but it doesn't look like both wrestlers want to tire themselves out this early in the match. I think that is pretty smart.

F: You have to be pretty smart to win this type of match. If you just run in there without some type of game plan, you will be eliminated pretty quick. Snake and Murder tie up again, but this time Snake is able to take the advantage with an arm lock.

C: Murder manages to escape the move by throwing Snake into the ropes, but as Snake bounces off he ducks the clothesline and manages to floor Murder with a flying tackle. Now Snake attempts to keep his advantage by following Murder into the corner, and is delivering a series of kicks to the ribs. I think it is almost time for the next wrestler to come out.

F: You are right, and now here comes Enforcer the former Internet Champion. Enforcer has been very motivated towards this match, and has got to be ready to try and become the UCW World Champion, as he charges in and nails Snake from behind with a shot to the kidneys.

C: Enforcer then shoves Snake out of the way, and also delivers a series of kicks to Murder. Looks like he is taking advantage of the weakened wrestler. That is also a very smart move.

F: Snake watches as Enforcer stomps on Murder, and as soon as Enforcer turns around, he nails him with a kick to the stomach followed b a DDT. Snake makes a quick cover 1 ... 2 ... but no, Enforcer is still to fresh to go down this soon.

C: It is a good idea to try and eliminate people as soon as you can, because once more wrestlers start getting in the ring, it is going to be very hard to get any sort of pin fall.

F: Snake is now tying in the Snake Stretch onto Enforcer. There are not any submissions at this point in the match, but it is a good idea to wear down your opponent to make him easier to eliminate.

C: Murder manages to pull himself to his feet, and he is helping Snake hurt Enforcer by delivering a couple kicks of his own. Looks like we have a temporary alliance started by two guys who were just taking it to each other.

F: Very temporary, and Murder nails Snake with a hard kick to the back causing him to release the hold. Snake was not expecting that, and is now paying the price. Murder picks Snake up and is choking him on the second rope.

C: But now it is time for some one else to come out, and it looks like Meyers from the Psycho Circus. These guys have recently cheated their way into a UCW contract, and are trying to win the title shot, and there really isn't a thing our beloved President Felicity can do about it.

F: Meyers stalks around the ring waiting for the perfect chance to jump into this match. He slides into the ring, and nails Enforcer with a kick to the face as he was struggling to get to his feet. Everyone knows how much the Psycho Circus love to hurt people.

C: Meyers notices that Murder seems a bit busy with Snake. He attempts to sneak up on Murder, but Murder turns around to face Meyers who stops dead in his tracks. Murder and Meyers face off, but Snake is up and tackles Murder from behind with a kick to the knee. Now Snake and Meyers are double teaming on Murder with a series of punches.

F: Enforcer is taking a breather in the corner as the double team continues. Meyers and Snake pick Murder up, and throw him into the ropes and attempt to floor him with a double clothesline, but Murder ducks and the runs off the ropes and nails them both with a double clothesline of his own.

C: Murder tries picking Meyers up for the Murder One, but Meyers catches him with a rake to the eyes causing Murder to have to drop him, then from behind Snake takes Murder down with a neck breaker.

F: Enforcer rushes out of the corner and shoulder tackles Meyers to the mat. But while they are now busy, Snake is climbing to the top rope and there is the Snake Pit on Murder. Snake makes another quick cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Murder has been eliminated by Snake and is the first person gone from this match.

Murder Eliminated

By Snake

C: We have our first wrestler gone from this match, but there are still plenty to go. Enforcer is now stomping on Meyers, but he turns around and notices a chance to get a shot on Snake and stomps him in the back. Here comes the next wrestler, and its Spike Roberts the current Internet Champion and a former tag team champion.

F: I'm sure many remember way back at UCW: New Era where Spike made his UCW debut and was the last man eliminated by RJ Souza. Maybe tonight will be his chance to go even further and win this, though he does have a long way to go.

C: Spike is in the ring and Enforcer stares him down. It was Spike that won that Internet belt from Enforcer a couple weeks ago on Mayhem in a great match, but now it looks like Enforcer will be out for some revenge. But Meyers uses this moment of distraction to grab Enforcer and plant him with a back suplex. You should never turn your back on anybody once you have an advantage is this type of match, especially some one like Meyers.

F: Now Spike uses this chance to pick up Snake and shoves hi to the corner. Spike stands on the second rope and pummels away on Snake, but Snake then grabs Spike and steps away from the corner and drops him face first into the turnbuckle padding. What a chance for Snake to eliminate the two time Internet Champion.

C: In the other corner, Meyers is trying to force Enforcer over the top rope, but Enforcer is till holding on. Enforcer manages to escape by raking the eyes of Meyers. As Meyers staggers away, Enforcer then climbs to the second rope, and jumps off with a forearm that nails Meyers right in the forehead.

F: Now it is time for our next wrestler to get out here, and here comes Joeylights 3.0. He has got to be looking forward to this chance to win a shot at the World title.

C: Meyers is still reeling from that forearm from Enforcer, who goes for a rebound off the ropes, but Joeylights catches his ankle as he enters the ring and sends Enforcer to the matt face first. Ouch!

F: Meanwhile Snake is still trying to push Spike out of the ring, but Spike's holding on for dear life. He won't give up this chance to be champ, Spike scores with a low blow, then a clothesline to take Snake to the mat. 1...2....kickout by Snake!

C: This pinfalls rule makes it twice as hard to stay in the match! I love it!

F: It also allows for reversals such as that to occur....you'd never see anything like that in a WWE match! Spike now has snake in an unorthodox leglock. You can't be eliminated by submission in this kind of match, but if your legs are out of action then it becomes much harder to keep your balance and stop yourself flying over the top rope....

C: Joeylights is stomping away at Enforcer, who rolls under the bottom rope to the outside. Joeylights turns and runs at a staggering Meyers, who lifts him up into the air for a body press!!!! Meyers goes to throw Joeylights over the rope, but Joey slips off the back and nails a dropkick, which sends Meyers into the ropes. Joeylights tries a wheel kick, but the big man isn't even fazed.....

F: Joey tries a few punches, then goes for a whip, but can't even move the big man, and gets pulled straight into that huge forearm.....the counter hits zero...and here comes the Gay Bandit

C: The legend himself has arrived!!!! and he wastes no time running to the ring and helping Joeylights with Meyers, but Meyers pummels them both into the mat, then grabs Joeylights by the throat and lifts off the mat into a huge chokeslam. Cover on Joey 1...2....breakup by the Bandit.....

F: I guess Bandit feels that Joey's more use to him still in the match, but he has managed to piss off Meyers, which is never a good thing....and it earns the Bandit a chokeslam of his own. Meyers turns and boots the recovering Joeylights in the face, then clotheslines Spike Roberts who tries to get involved. Snake clobbers Meyers in the back of the head and sends him onto the ropes, then goes for a running clothesline, but Meyers ducks and sends Snake crashing over the top rope. Snake is gone!!!

Snake Eliminated

By Meyers

C: What's that music?

F: Thats "Another one bites the dust." Our resident Queen fan Ultimatum thought it would be a good idea to play that as what he called his "potential victims" are eliminated. He is that confident about beating Dingo later on tonight....

C: Ultimatum's confidence tends to come of the back of his assosciates in toXin...and speaking of which, here comes Kev Mania

F: Kev running to the ring, but seeing Meyers in there he puts his hands up and stays on the outside....he's not too keen to have any dealings with the Psycho Circus after his AWF days....Meyers has the Bandit by the throat again and lifts him into a body press...but here comes the enforcer!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!

C: Enforcer just came out of nowhere!!!! Huge spear to Meyers who drops to the mat for the first time in this match, then Enforcer turns his attention to Joeylights...who I think might be responsible for that bleeding nose Enforcer's sporting

F: He did hit the mat quite hard, Joey climbs back to his feet and Enforcer spears him back into the corner, then rains down those punches on Joey. Kev Mania has still not entered the ring, but has set up a steel chair and is watching the action from a safe distance.

C: Not for long! Here comes Voorhees!!!

F: Kev Mania caught between a rock and a hard place decides to run out through the crowd with Voorhees in hot pursuit. Neither of them have yet entered the ring and consequently have not been eliminated.

C: Spike Roberts is back on his feet now, and nails a huge suplex on the Bandit. The Bandit's taking a hell of a beating here tonight as Myers gets back to his feet. Enforcer sees this and goes to nail another spear, but Meyers kicks him in the face, before taking a superkick from Spike which sends him back into the corner.....backwards

F: OH NO!!!! The bandit back to his feet and singalling for the "you know what!!!"

C: Here it comes! THE VIOLATOR!!!!!

F: The Gay Bandit delivering that reverse bronco buster to Meyers before dropping out of the corner and readying for another move, but Meyers yells with anger and smashes the Bandit with a clothesline.....then picks him up by the throat and chokes the life out of him.....the bandit is out cold as Meyers slams him into the mat by his neck.....

C: Meyer's has snapped!

F: Your ability to state the obvious amazes us all Creed....Meyers picks up the unconcious Bandit again, and throws him over the top rope...its over for the Bandit.....

Gay Bandit Eliminated

By Meyers

C: Our next man is on his way out....its Tornado!

F: Who?

C: Precisely.

F: Tornado into the ring at the speed of light, and gets his face kicked in by Spike Roberts. Cover on tornado...1...2....3

Tornado Eliminated

By Spike Roberts

C: Great debut there for Tornado!

F: Yep.....managed to stay in the game for a whole....20 seconds.

C: I don't think his music even stopped playing....

F: In any case Meyers is still taking his frustration out on every single person in the ring. Grabbing Joeylights by the throat, but Joey kicks him in the midrift and hits a neckbreaker. Goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count.....

C: Joeylights picks up Meyers and pushes him back into the corner for some further punishment, while Spike Roberts and the Enforcer mix it up in the center of the ring, these two had that match for the Internet title not so long ago, and Spike came out on top that night, but now there's a lot more at stake than a few weeks ago. This is about the world title!!!

F: Spike looks to be getting the upper hand, but now The Machine's on his way to the ring as the next entrant! Machine straight into the ring, and immediately helps his friend Enforcer deal with Spike Roberts....Spike reeling in the center of the ring as Machine and Enforcer continue the assault. Joeylights still working on Meyers in the corner, but Meyers eventually gets tired of this and pushes Joeylights halfway across the ring....

C: Joeylights scurrying away from Meyers as Kev Mania rolls back into the ring behind him...obviously he's managed to shake off Voorhees. Kev smacks Meyers in the back of the head, further pissing off the monster. Meyers turns round and Kev backs off and drops to his knees. He begs for mercy...then low blows Meyers!!!

F: Kev gets underneath his arm and nails the spinal crush!!!! Joeylights from the top rope with a leg drop!!!! Connects!!! Joeylights with the cover 1...2....3!!!! Meyers is gone!!!

Meyers Eliminated

By Joeylights 3.0

C: Well, it took two men to do it, but Meyers is finally eliminated!

F: Kev Mania working with Joeylights 3.0 there, but it looks like that alliance is collapsing as the two of them stand face to face....and Voorhees runs in and clotheslines them both down. Voorhees is back in the match, and not too happy about his partner being eliminated!!!

C: The rage swelling inside Voorhees as he stomps away at Kev Mania, and then at Joeylights.....the Psycho Circus are nothing but a bunch of psychopathic animals!

F: The horn sounds, and from the tunnel emerges......Christian Michaels???

C: He's still here?

F: I guess so.....and Michaels immediately goes for Spike Roberts, who is still being beaten down by Machine and Enforcer. He joins in the beating then Enforcer and Machine stop. Michaels shakes both their hands and cheers them, looking like he's one of the lads.

C:...and for his gesture of good will he gets spinebustered by Enforcer.....and then Machine hits a spinning legdrop....

F: Well, Enforcer and Machine now beating away at Michaels giving Spike a long deserved break as Gino Capone emerges from the tunnel

C: Voorhess still beating away at Joeylights in the corner...Kev Mania is lying on the outside, but I don't think he was eliminated, and it doesn't look like Gino does either as he rolls Kev back into the ring and puts the mafia boots into Kev.

F: Joeylights is staggering against the ropes and Voorhees goes for the clothesline, but Joey drops down and drop toe holds Voorhees onto the top rope. Joey rebounds off the opposite ropes looking for a move to take Voorhees over, but Voorhees catches him and tosses him over the rope to the floor. Joey lands on one foot thought, and hops back onto the ring apron...he is still in the match.....

C: And Gino leaves Kev Mania for a second and runs at Joey, shoulder blocking him off the apron and to the ground. He's gone!

Joeylights 3.0 Eliminated

By Gino Capone

F: Gino celebrating, but turns right into a big boot by Voorhees, which sends him head first over the top rope to the floor.

C: Thanks for the guest appearance Gino!

Gino Capone Eliminated

By Voorhees

F: Gino Capone is out of the match, and there goes Christian Michaels!!!

Christian Michaels Eliminated

By Enforcer and Machine

C: How'd that happen?

F: Who knows....or cares? Looks like Enforcer and Machine were involved though. They've worked together for this entire match. Kev Mania is struggling back to his feet and Enforcer looks for a spear, but Machine springs off the second rope and dropkicks his partner in the face!!!!!

C: Well, it is every man for himself here in this match, though Enforcer's been in there for a long time now, as has Spike Roberts, who is currently beating on Kev Mania. Voorhees is on the outside pummelling Joeylights...he just won't let his rage go!

F: Especially as he know that he didnt avenge his brother by eliminating Joey. It was Gino Capone who did that! Next entrant.......Sin

C: Murder's gone, now the Sin can begin!!!!

F: Another member of UCW's growing tag division, and he's going straight for Kev Mania. He throws Spike out of the way...and to the outside!!!!!

C: But he went through the ropes, so Spike Roberts is still in the match...though that landing must have hurt a little.

F: Sin has a vendetta with Kev Mania after S&M were defeated by toXin for in that Tag Title match a while back, though in all fairness, toXin really have proven themselves to be worthy champions.

C: Be interesting to see how the tag division pans out. I hear rumours of returns left right and center!

F: Sin whipping Kev into the ropes, but Kev ducks on the rebound, turns, then nails a belly to belly suplex on Sin, before flipping back to his feet and scouting Sin.....Voorhees is back in the ring now and looks to hit Mania in the back of the head, but runs straight into a superkick by Spike Roberts. Roberts with the cover...1...2....kickout by Voorhees.

C: And Sin gets up and runs at Kev Mania, who sidesteps him and throws him straight over the top rope. Goodbye Sin!

Sin Eliminated

By Kev Mania

F: Kev gives Sin the finger, and then goes to work on Voorhees, assisted by Spike Roberts....

C: It took two men to eliminate Meyers, will it be the same for Voorhees?

F: And our next entrant is.....Satanic Satan!!!!

C: Satan, who just missed out on a World Title shot because of Kev Mania, is storming towards the ring. Mania abandons Voorhees and slides under the bottom rope to meet Satanic 101!!!!

F: Satan and Kev exchanging right hands on the outside. As the mass melee continues in the center of the ring. Machine and Enforcer still exchanging blows. Machine looking for a springboard but Enforcer pushes him onto the ring apron, then spears him off it....Machine is gone!!!

The Machine Eliminated

By Enforcer

C: Well that's the end of that, and Enforcer collapses into the corner to regain his composure. He's been in here for a long time now. Satan and Kev still going at it on the outside as Satan slams Kev onto the steel ramp, then drops an elbow across his neck.....before making his way to the ring to get involved where it counts.

F: Satan rolls into the ring and helps his buddy Enforcer to his feet. Enforcer and Satan talk to each other then look towards Spike Roberts, who is trying to eliminate Voorhees. Looks like a double team could be on the cards here....as the countdown reaches zero once again...and here comes Rob Grayson!!

C: UCW's very own superhero running down the ramp and dropkicking the recovering Kev Mania, then going to work on Kev on the outside of the ring. Spike sees Satan and Enforcer standing watching him, and motions them to bring it! Enforcer runs...Satan grabs his shoulder and throws him over the rope!!!!

Enforcer Eliminated

By Satan

F: Well, I guess you should never turn your back on Satan, friend or otherwise, in any case, Spike goes back to work on Voorhees as Satan continues to look for an opportunity. He runs at Spike only to find himself face to face with Rob Grayson

C: Uh oh.....

F: Uh oh is right...Rob ain't happy with what Satan did to him back in the World Title tournament, and payback looks to be on the cards here!!!! Rob runs at Satan, ducking the clothesline, then dropicking Satan to the mat before locking on the sharpshooter!!!!!

C: No submissions, but that doesn't stop Rob wanting to hurt Satan as much as possible!!!!

F: Spike whips Voorhees into the ropes but gets caught by a big boot on the return. Kev Mania rolls back into the ring and attempts a spinal crush on the Psycho Circus member, but can't get him up onto his shoulder, and instead finds himself caught in a tight headlock...then thrown face first to the mat. Voorhees is back in smash mode, and clotheslines Rob Grayson off of Satan before leg dropping Satan on the back of the head. Voorhees has managed to destroy everyone in the ring....hopefully the next entrant well be able to stop this carnage

C: Here comes Sean Koch!

F: Oh well...was wishfull thinking I guess. Sean Koch runs into the ring and hits a dropkick, and another, and another....you know these would be quite effective if he was actually hitting Voorhees with them...

C: And Voorhees clotheslines Koch down to the mat.....thank God for that.....but look at the turnbuckle

F: Kev Mania up on the turnbuckle launches into the cross-body rollup...1...2.....kickout by Voorhees who staggers back to his feet into a flurry of right hands from Spike Roberts.

C: Spike hits a scoop slam then sends Kev to the top rope! Kev up high looking for the Mania-sault!!!! And Spike pushes him to the outside!!!

Kev Mania Eliminated

By Spike Roberts

F: Well, the prankster strikes and Kev Mania is out of the match.

C: Well, at least we don't have to put up with a toXin main event at the next PPV!!!

F: Well Spike is standing on the ropes laughing at Kev Mania as Rob Grayson comes from behind and clotheslines him over the top rope!!! Spike's gone too!!!!

C: Instant Justice for Kev Mania!!!

Spike Roberts Eliminated

By Rob Grayson

F: And now Sean Koch is readying to attack Rob Grayson from behind, but Rob sidesteps him and sends Sean flying over the top rope with a handfull of hair!!!

C: Byeeeeeeeeeee�

Sean Koch Eliminated

By Rob Grayson

F: Unfortunate for Sean, but at least he won't make that mistake again!

C: Meanwhile we are about to be blessed with a last minute entrant to the battle, Justin "The Man" Chain!!

F: And here he comes, making his way to the ring and immediately squaring up to Rob Grayson. The two exchanging blows now, before getting knocked down by a double clothesline from Voorhees..... Rob staggers to the outside, while Voorhees puts the boots in on Justin Chain.

C: Wait! Who's that coming down the ramp, its not time for another entrant yet!

F: Its our very own president Felicity!!! Why is she out here?

C: Is she here to help her boyfriend?

F: You know that was an imposter

C: Sure it was.....

F: Anyway, Felicity is in the ring as Voorhees sets Justin to powerbomb him over the ropes. Felicity slaps Voorhees across the back, which forces him to drop Chain over the rope. But Chain grabs the ropes and raises himself back to the ring apron. Voorhees towers over Felicity and grabs her by the throat, but she delivers a stiff kick between the legs and sends him back onto the ropes, where Justin seizes the opportunity and pulls him over, sending Voorhees all the way to the floor

C: The insanity is over...sorta...

Voorhees Eliminated

By Justin Chain

F: Chain brings himself back into the ring, 3 competitors still in the ring while 13 still await the gauntlet. Justin and Felicity standing face to face as Felicity puts her arms around Justin's neck

C: I told you it wasn't an imposter

F: Well...I...I....OOOOOW! Thats gotta hurt

C: Felicity just nailed Justin in the grapefruits and now look!!!

F: Unprettier!!!!! Chain sent face first into the mat as Felicity makes her exit, and the next competitor makes his entrance

C: Its Simon Azmodius!! Another young superstar, or as Chain would say, noob

F: I shouldn't think Chain's capable of saying very much right now after that Unprettier, and oddly enough Chain is the first person Azmodius goes for!

C: But gets caught mid way with a Satan clothesline...I'd forgotten he was still in it!

F: That legdrop must have taken quite a lot out of him though, Satan stomping away at Azmodius as Rob staggers back into the ring and Justin pulls himself up in the corner. Rob looks up, sees the opportunity and nails the stinger splash in the corner. Cover on Chain 1...2...footonrope by Justin Chain!

??? Eliminated

By ???

UCW World Championship Match
Dingo Dundee vs. Ultimatum

Fairbanks: Man that was a great match! What do you say Jack?

Creed: WOO-WEE! That was the best Battle Royal I've ever seen!

Fairbanks: And who would have thought that (ROB INSERT THE PERSONS NAME HERE) would win?

Creed: I'd guessed, but I wasn't absolutely sure on it.

Fairbanks: Well, with that we will go right into our Main Event for Fistfull of Boomstick!

Creed: This is going to be a close one. We've got the man himself, Ultimatum, going up against the reigning UCW Champion, Dingo Dundee!

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Creed: Hey look! Jimmy B. Smart is going to the center of the ring to announce the main event for the night! GO JIMMY!

Jimmy B. Smart enters the ring, walking to the center. He smiles as the microphone falls from the ceiling on a cord. He holds it in his right hand, reading from the other hand as Ultimatum's music hits.

Jimmy: And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we welcome you to UCW Fistful of Boomstic-

Ultimatum is already in the ring along with Kev Mania and Dyna Might. He punches Jimmy in the face and the boy falls to the mat, holding his face in agony. The boy begins to cry as toXin begins kicking him.

Creed: What the hell is Ultimatum thinking?

Fairbanks: That's just low!

Kev Mania and Dyna Might continue the beating as the crowd boos like mad. Ultimatum grabs the microphone as his music stops, smiling.

Ultimatum: And now... WHY ISN'T DINGO'S MUSIC PLAYING?

Dingo's music hits and Dingo slowly walks out, holding the title over his shoulder.

Ultimatum: That's better. And now.. Hailing from someplace where I don't give a damn.. Weighing in at some stupid weight.. and standing at over 3 inches tall.. Maybe more.. My NEXT victim! DINGO DUN-F'in-DEE!

Dingo drops the belt at ringside and slides in, Ultimatum and him exchanging blows. His music stops and Mario calls for the bell as Ultimatum gets the upper hand. He hits Dingo in the midsection, then locks on a headlock, as Dingo kneels over, grabbing his gut. Ultimatum holds it on for a moment before spinning it around into a sleeper hold. Dingo attempts to get free but fails quickly enough.

Creed: Ultimatum showing his advanced technique.

Finally, Dingo turns to his side and hits Ultimatum in the gut with his elbow. He repeats the process a few times before Ultimatum lets go and falls back against the ropes. Dingo hits a stiff kick to Ultimatum's gut, followed by a Irish whip across the ring. Dingo follows Ultimatum, and stops in the center of the ring, hitting a hip toss on Ultimatum. Ultimatum pops up from the toss quickly, but is knocked back down with a hard punch.

Fairbanks: Dingo fighting his way back into this match.

Dingo gets down to the mat and flips Ultimatum over, locking on a ankle lock. Ultimatum is immediately brought back to life as he tries to scramble for the ropes. Dingo just pulls Ultimatum back into the center of the ring as Dyna Might jumps to apron. Mario turns his back and tries to get Dyna off the apron while Kev rolls in from the other side of the ring, and connects with a still dropkick to Dingo's side. Dingo drops the hold as Kev exits the ring once more. Dyna gets off the apron while Ultimatum climbs to his feet with the help of the ropes.

Creed: That's genius on toXin's part! Using Dyna as the distraction and Kev as the weapon!

Fairbanks: As the weapon?

Creed: There just wasn't any other way to describe it.

Mario turns back as both wrestlers climb to their feet. Dingo gets to his first and lunges at Ultimatum with a quick kick to the shin. Ultimatum crumbles to his knees, but gets back up, right into a flurry of punches by Dingo. Dundee quickly pulls Ultimatum out from the ropes and throws his arm over Ultimatum's neck, producing a nice snap suplex. He then goes down to the mat once more, locking on a camel clutch. Mario goes down quickly, but notices Ultimatum's foot on the rope and forces the hold off.

Fairbanks: Ultimatum surely would have tapped at that move!

Dingo lets the hold off and goes to the opposite ropes, posing for the fans. The fans eat it up, cheering as he plays to them. Ultimatum gets to his knees, noticing the situation at hand. He gets up and moves over to Dingo, connecting with a low blow from behind, followed into a roll up pin. Mario goes down for the count. 1! 2! KICK OUT!

Fairbanks: He cheated on that move!

Creed: Close call though.

Ultimatum pulls Dingo to his feet and lifts him up into a power slam position. He runs and jumps, slamming Dingo into the mat hard. He follows through with a pin as Mario falls down for the count once more. 1! 2! KICK OUT! Ultimatum gets up and gets Mario's face, claiming it was a slow count. He pushes Mario to the other side of the ring, Mario threatening to disqualify him. Finally, Ultimatum turns around right into a clothesline by Dingo! He ducks it and Dingo connects with Mario! Mario falls down to the mat as Dingo turns right into a kick to the gut by Ultimatum. Ultimatum continues with a DDT, calling Kev into the ring.

Fairbanks: Look at Ultimatum's cheap attempt to win this match!

Kev throws a chair into the ring for Ultimatum, pulling a table out from underneath the ring. Ultimatum lifts the chair and begins a beating into Dingo's back. Outside the ring, Kev sets up a table, followed by a table on top of that. Kev rolls into the ring, as Ultimatum sets the chair on the mat. Ultimatum lifts Dingo up and locks him in for a powerbomb. He lifts him up and drops him down right onto the chair. Dingo reels from the pain as Kev high fives Ultimatum.

Creed: Now that's teamwork!

Fairbanks: What are you saying? That's one evil team!

Kev picks the chair up and sets it dead center on the tables. Ultimatum picks up Dingo and throws him into one of the adjacent corners, lifting him to the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the top with him as Kev cheers on. The fans are now lifting the roof off the house with boos as Ultimatum lifts Dingo to his feet. He laughs as he goes to throw him into the table, but fails as Dingo punches back. Dingo gives a few stiff punches before Ultimatum falls back to the mat. He jumps off only to be met with a running forearm by Kev. Dingo blocks it and throws him over the ropes and through the tables via a belly to belly suplex.

Fairbanks: Dingo Dundee is back in the game!

Creed: No! Poor Kevin!

Ultimatum gets to his feet and is met with a few right hands. The fans cheer as Ultimatum goes back and back and back as Dingo continues his onslaught. He finally ends with a hard left punch that knocked Ultimatum down to the mat. Dingo signaled for the Aussie Hammer and lifted Ultimatum to his feet, and then up into the sky. He held Ultimatum there for a moment in a show strength before dropping him down to the mat and covering him for the pin. Mario crawls over and gives a slow.. 1... 2.....KICK OUT!

Creed: KICK OUT?! Now that was Ultimatum!

Fairbanks: What are you talking about? He cheated all the way through!

Dingo lifts Ultimatum to his feet as Dyna Might rolls into the ring with a chair. She hits Mario over the back with the chair and precedes to do the same with Dingo. Dingo turns around just in time to duck, making Dyna hit Ultimatum over the head with the chair. Dingo dropkicks the chair, hitting Dyna in the face. He rolls her out of the ring and slaps Mario, trying to wake him up. Finally, he goes for the cover on Ultimatum as Mario makes the count. 1................2..............3!

Fairbanks: DINGO WON! DINGO WON! Against all odds, Dingo Dundee pulled through!

Dingo stands with Mario as his hand is raised. Jimmy B. Smart, now with a black eye and a arm sling, hands the UCW World Championship to Mario who hands it to Dingo. Dingo raises it in the air before getting out of the ring and walking out of the arena, not wanting any trouble from toXin.

Winner: Dingo Dundee
Still UCW World Champion

Creed: Well, folks. That's all we have for you tonight on UCW Fistfull of Boomstick!

Fairbanks: Hope you enjoyed the show, and good night from U-C-Dub!

UCW goes off the air....