James Fairbanks: What a great match that was that we just saw, and now we are getting ready to see the UCW reunion of the famous Newfie Screech against another one of UCW's top tag teams being toXin. But first I am being told that we have yet another special surprise for all of those people watching this very special event tonight.

Jack Creed: The UCW President Felicity has made her way to the ring, and it seems she is about to announce something. I wonder what it can be?

F: Stop talking and maybe we will find out.

Felicity: Greetings again, and a special thanks is needed for all of those who are here tonight. So as an extra bonus I have added one more match to this card. So maybe the first wrestler should get out here so we can find out what is happening.

C: "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen is playing ... and that can only mean one thing! The UCW Dumpster has returned ... and it's moving on it's own! The UCW Dumpster has came to life and is rolling down the aisle!

F: ... Creed, the dumpster is not alive. It is being pushed to the ring by the former UCW Hardcore champion Lil' Kuts. You just can't see him behind the dumpster.

C: Oh, right. Lil' Kuts stops the dumpster next to the ring, and he climbs up the stairs to enter the ring. He paces around the ring and awaits who is opponent will be.

F: Felicity is about to make the announcement, but some one has just jumped over the guard rail and entered the ring. It's ... Satanic Satan?

C: What is he doing here? I heard rumors that he wanted to make an appearance tonight, but Felicity turned him down because no one felt like having to put up with him on a night where they will be having fun.

F: Well, he is a legend in his own mind, and he just grabbed the microphone from a very annoyed looking Felicity. I personally always thought Satan was like a retarded child you could never stay mad at, but she doesn't seem to think so. I wonder what he has on his mind?

C: Not much, but I bet he will talk anyway.

SS: I know you all don't really care for me, but i dont care, cause over the past few months, my views on all of you, have changed, a select few of you remain good in my book, but the rest of you, mainly the "vetrans" have become pompus jackasses, always looking to stir trouble, just so they can get people to notice them and think they are cool!

C: Felicity seems to be rolling her eyes while Satan is getting in her face ... but Kuts is standing in the corner and seems to be preparing in a charging position. This was supposed to be his match, but it has just been interupted.

SS: im sick of all you with the exception of Ultimatum who is pretty cool with collage and all that,and fairly new around so he doesnt realize how nice you all were before, buffy went away and came back and now cant stop complaining about everything, rob wasnt ever really here, but he comes back, and BOOM net champ, Kam, has always been alright in my book too, always excentric, keeping things balanced around here, jack has been cool too, sean, havent really talked to you much due to you leaving upon my arrival, and returning upon my exit, but all in all its amazing this fed is still alive after three years tho, i guess its because of the good people i mentioned, keeping everyones interest going, because the main reason this fed has stayed alive is because oyou guys have about two shows a month,and your lucky if the shows are posted within that months time....well i have said what i have to say, so i am out of here, to go work out, peace

F: Satan throws down the mic and Felicity smiles and points behind him. Satan turns around and ... GORE! Kuts makes a cover and Felicity makes the count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! I think we just saw a match! Not much of one mind you, but seeing Satan was involved this was probably as entertaining as it gets.

C: Beggers can't be choosers I guess. Felicty raises the arm of Lil' Kuts ... well, Kuts has to grab a chair from the outside and stand on it so she can do so, but Lil' Kuts is still victorious.

F: Satan is laying winded from the gore, and I think this is the first time Satan has ever been speechless, but now the new UCW security members Blood and Gunner hit the ring and pick Satan up. The whip him into the ropes, and then both send him over and into the dumpster. They close the lid and push the dumpster up the aisle once again as Kuts rides the Dumpster. This is a night that will be remembered forever for many things, and now one of them being the night UCW is finally rid of Satanic Satan.

4 - WAY TITLE TAG TEAM MATCH

Rob Grayson and Boot vs Ultimatum and Kev Mania

  UCW INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP

6 WAY ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH

Dingo Dundee vs Poison vs Sean O'Gara vs Jack Heart vs Kamchanterberry Ambergree (c) vs Cobra

  UCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the UCW: Introspect Main Event. The following contest is a six way Elimination Chamber match. 6 men will enter the chamber, where four of them will be placed in smaller chambers and sealed inside, while the remaining two will commence the match. After a predetermined time period, another chamber will open and an extra man will join the fray. Competitors can be eliminated either by pinfall or submission, and the match will continue until one man is left standing.

Creed: ..... has he shut up yet?

Fairbanks: We can but hope Creed.... incidentally ladies and gentlemen, before we went on the air tonight Felicity spun the world title wheel once more and the wheel chose Poison and Sean O'Gara to start this match, with the others starting in the smaller cages. 

Creed: The first man out is Cobra, the young man looking for his first taste of UCW gold here tonight. What a boost it would be for this guys career to win the world title belt in his first shot,  but realistically you have to believe that this guy's a small fish in a big pond going into this match. Out of the six competitors he is the least experienced, and that may well cost him.

Fairbanks: Cobra enters the first chamber and the door is sealed. As the door clicks shut we welcome our current UCW World Champion to a huge ovation from the fans. Kam now in his second run as world champ, and I don't think he'll be looking for it to end tonight!

Creed: Yeah, but he doesn't need to! He's got 5 other people to do that for him!

Fairbanks: Including our next contender, the former World Champion Dingo Dundee, looking for his second title reign after his first was cut short by unforeseen personal circumstances. In theory, Dingo never lost the belt, and now he wants it back, especially after earning a place in this match through defeating Jackal, the man who won the title after he abdicated.

Creed: Good word... I shall try to use it more often.

Fairbanks: Our next combatant is another former world champion, Jack Heart, coming to the ring carrying a steel chair, as he seems to have been doing for quite some time. The ref stops him before he enters the chamber and takes the chair away. Heart protests but eventually enters the chamber. While it is true that the chamber has a no DQ stipulation, you cannot deliberately take weapons in there!

Creed: Aw! Let him have his toy!

Fairbanks: Well the ref doesn't seem to agree with Creed on that subject, but Jack grudgingly enters the fourth and final cage, which is sealed behind him. Now we have the pleasure of welcoming our resident Irishman and the third member of the United front, Sean O'Gara, who will be starting this match and no doubt looking to finish it as well! Another former world champion looking to have another run with the belt now that he's back in full time competition. Sean slides into the ring and gestures to the four other contenders, before we hear the familiar entrance music which signals the entrance of our own queen of the darkness, Poison.

Creed: Now that's one girl I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of....

Fairbanks: And one of the few you haven't managed TO get on the wrong side of. Poison enters the chamber tonight signaling her return and also her triumphant ending of Ultimatum's 4 month winning streak! Will she pull off another upset here tonight?

Creed: Lets wait and see, the doors are closing now.... the bell rings and immediately Sean and Poison rush to the centre and begin exchanging right hands, Sean eventually getting the upper hand after a quick exchange.

Fairbanks: Sean scores with a stiff kick to the side forcing Poison to bend over, then after a rebound off the ropes takes Poison down with an elbow to the back of the head followed by a standing moonsault across her back. Sean goes for a quick cover 1...2...kickout by Poison, which prompts Sean to lock in a side headlock, slowing bringing Poison to her feet before nailing a Russian leg sweep. Sean leaves a stunned Poison in the centre of the ring and heads to the top rope!

Creed: This could be the end of Poison's contribution already.

Fairbanks: Sean sets for the elevation press but Poison gets back to her feet, and pulls the top rope, forcing Sean to fall from it back to the mat. Poison then uses the advantage to pull Sean back to his feet and nail a suplex out of the corner. Poison goes for the cover but Sean rolls away from it before she can pin his shoulders down.

Creed: I can't say I blame him. Would you want Poison on top of you?

Fairbanks: Poison and Sean tie up in the center, this could be a mistake on Sean's part. He's more of a striker than a grappler, and I think Poison may have the edge as far as mat wrestling goes. Poison takes Sean down with a hip toss, then locks in an armbar looking to weaken his shoulder. Sean tries to regain his footing but without success as Poison continues the pressure on his shoulder and upper arm. Suddenly the lights go dim and strobe lights flash all over the arena.... which can only mean its time for another contestant to join the fray!

Creed: Eeeny.... Meeeny.... Miney.... MO!!!!

Fairbanks: The huge 300+lbs Cobra pushes open the door of his cage and enters the match, immediately kicking Poison in the back and breaking the hold, before throwing her over the top rope onto the steel grating, then clotheslining Sean O'Gara as he gets back to his feet. The venomous snake picks the Irishman back up and nails him with a right hand to take him back down, before dropping to his knees and nailing a series of hard punches at Seans head. Poison, recovering from her encounter with the steel, runs in and hits a dropkick to Cobra's face to take him down, then rebounds off the ropes and nails a jumping elbow drop across the neck. Poison covers Cobra 1....2....kickout by Cobra before the three count, and Poison looks mad!

Creed: Looks like she's after some revenge, after all, Cobra was part of that vicious attack that kept her out for so long!

Fairbanks: Poison coaxes Cobra back to his feet and locks in a dragon sleeper, before reverse DDTing him back to the mat and keeping the hold locked in, she cuts Cobra's air supply down, and his body goes limp under the strain. Sean O'Gara is being tended to by the ref, but the ref turns to see Cobra's arms dropping, he comes over and lifts cobras arm once, and it falls, twice and it falls, three times to see if he's out, but Cobra keeps it from hitting the mat. Poison, angry at failing to end Cobra's world title hunt here and now, picks Cobra up and drills him into the mat with another reverse DDT, then pulls him up again and drills him again. She picks him up for a third, but Sean O'Gara, ever the opportunist uses Cobra's stomach as a springboard and scores with a shining wizard to Poison's face. Sean goes for the cover 1....2....thrkickout by Poison! That was close!

Creed: Sean can be a big hitter with those legs when he wants to be!

Fairbanks: Sean picks Poison up, but Poison nails him with a shot between the legs and whips him into the corner, nailing a running dropkick on him before he can recover. Sean staggers out of the corner, and Poison jumps to the second rope, before leaping off and nailing a bulldog. She then crosses one of Sean's legs across the other and locks in the "End of Everything" Poison going for the submission victory here!!! Cobra back to his feet though and rebounds off the ropes, nearly decapitating Poison with a running big boot. He picks up Sean and throws him into the corner, then grabs Poison and throws her into the opposite corner. He runs at Sean and clotheslines him against the turnbuckle, then does the same to Poison, before grabbing her and whipping her across the ring straight into Sean. Poison staggers out of the corner and Cobra grabs her by the throat, chokeslamming her into the mat. Cobra stands over the fallen Poison and gloats, failing to realize that Sean has reached the top rope. Sean throws himself into a cross body as Cobra turns, and Cobra catches him!

Creed: Wow! That guy's a monster!!!

Fairbanks: Cobra cracks Sean's ribs across his knee, then lifts him up into a body press, running and throwing him against the elimination door! One of the hinges breaks off and the door opens slightly, and Sean is left in a heap on the steel girder surrounding the ring. The lights flash.... and out comes Jack Heart, who creeps out of the ring towards the damaged door as the refs try to fix it. He reaches down through the newly formed gap between the seal and the door, and manages to pull his chair up through it!!! Cobra is standing over Poison, and turns round to get cracked over the head by Jack Heart! Cobra stumbles around and Jack nails him in the arm, then the back, then when Cobra is hanging over the ropes he whacks him in the face again, sending him over the ropes to the girder and busting him open in the process.

Creed: Payback from the United Front! Poison back to her feet, and turns, Jack nails her in the stomach, drops the chair, and DDTs Poison straight onto it. Sean O'Gara has recovered from his close encounter with the chamber's wall and is up on the top rope, and comes off with a textbook Elevation Press on Poison. Sean hooks Poisons leg 1....2....3 Poison is eliminated!

Poison Eliminated

by Sean O'Gara (pinfall)

Fairbanks: Jack helps Sean up and the two stand facing Cobra as Poison gets back to her feet. She sees the discarded chair on the ground and picks it up, and smashes it across Jack Heart's back, before throwing it to Sean and dropkicking it into his face! Poison leaving her mark as she drops the chair, exists the chamber and heads back up the ramp. Only 5 superstars remain, 3 of them in the ring!

Creed: And two of them are working together!

Fairbanks: A fair point there Creed, but Cobra's the only one managing to stand at the moment! Looks like he hasn't forgotten what Jack did to him a few minutes ago, and picks him up, grabbing him by the throat. Jack scores with a kick to the mid section and rebounds off the ropes, but Cobra clotheslines him to the mat on his return, then follows up with Hoganesque leg drop. A bloody Sean O'Gara pulls himself up in the corner trying to regain his composure, and Cobra sees fit to clothesline him against the turnbuckle, then deliver knife edge chops to the Irishman. Jack picks himself up and grabs the chair, swinging for Cobra but getting a big boot into his face. Cobra covers Jack 1....2....broken up by Sean just in time. 

Creed: Nearly an upset there, but you can clearly see the United Front working together!!!

Fairbanks: Sean hammers away at Cobra as he gets to his feet, until Cobra blocks a punch then punches Sean back onto the ropes, whipping him across and hitting a back body drop on the return, followed by a heavy elbow drop across his neck. Cobra picks Sean up and lifts him into a body press, then slams him back to the mat, sending the Irishman writing in pain. Jack picks the chair up again and swings at Cobra, who is knocked back over the ropes by the blow. Jack follows him onto the steel girder surrounding the ring and swing again, but this time Cobra manages to duck, and Jack's chairshot smashes straight through the glass of Dingo's chamber! Dingo just avoids it and Jack turns back to Cobra.... then turns around and smacks the Aussie over the head!

Creed: Dingo collapses! That's really gonna irritate him!

Fairbanks: Especially as the flashing lights have chosen him as the next man to enter! Dingo is lying with a bloodied face in his chamber and can't get out!!!

Creed: No count outs in this match though!

Fairbanks: Jack chases Cobra back into the ring, where Sean O'Gara has just recovered, and takes out Cobra with a very hard kick to the face! Sean covers Cobra 1...2....thrkickout by Cobra! What a kick by Sean!!!

Creed: But Cobra showing that despite his inexperience he can still get things done!

Fairbanks: Jack Heart comes to the inside as Sean gets up. Jack drops his chair, the two look at each other back and forth, then shrug their shoulders and hit simultaneous right hands! Both men knock each other around for a short time, then tie up in the centre, Jack taking Sean down with a snap suplex straight into a headlock, but Sean counters out of it by moving his body into a scissor lock round Jack's neck, both men back to their feet quickly and Sean runs, taken down by a hip toss by Jack into an armbar, but Sean again rotates slightly and takes Jack's legs out with a quick sweep of the right leg. He sees Heart on the floor and turns around, straight into a spear by Dingo!!!!

Creed: The Australian's back on his feet and boy is he angry!!!

Fairbanks: He taunts Jack back to his feet then nails him with a huge right hand to take him back into the corner, before lifting him up and dropping him head first onto the turnbuckle, following up with a neck breaker off the ropes. Cobra struggles back to his feet and staggers straight into Dingo who lifts him up into a vertical hold, then slams him to the mat with the Aussie Hammer. Cover on Cobra 1...2...3. The rookie is eliminated!

Creed: He put in a good showing though, you gotta believe UCW's future is bright with stars like him!

Cobra Eliminated

by Dingo Dundee (pinfall)

Fairbanks: Dingo's looking to take everyone apart here! The lights flash and out comes Kam! All the chambers are open and its every man for himself!!! Kam prances over to Dingo and taps him on the shoulder, then pokes him in the eye as he turns round. The two men tie up and Dingo pushes Kam back into the corner, then nails a stiff chop across the champion's chest. Dingo brings him across to the ropes then whips him across the ring, but Kam ducks the clothesline and nails a shoulder block on the return. Dingo knocked to the mat as Kam gestures to the fans. 

Creed: Kam's getting into the swing of things now!

Fairbanks: Kam turns back to Dingo and takes him into the corner for some special treatment, meanwhile Jack and Sean have regained their footing, and decide to go at each other again. Again Jack wins the tie up and takes Sean down into a strong mat hold, then pulling him up to his feet nails a german suplex, again locking his arms around Sean's chest and cutting off the air flow. 

Creed: Sean needs to get up high. This technical mat wrestling technique is Jack's specialty and he's not going to lose a fight on those terms!

Fairbanks: Sean desperately trying to battle out, scores with some elbows to Jack's face, forcing the heartthrob to break the hold. Sean scores with a couple of sweetly executed dropkicks, then picks Jack up and nails a perfect vertical suplex, rolling straight into a cover 1...2...kickout by Jack Heart. Sean quickly rebounds off the ropes and nails a throwback, then signals to the crowd that its time for the buzzsaw!!!

Creed: This could be it for Jack Heart! Sean's not just a high flyer, he's a well disciplined martial artist too!!!!

Fairbanks: Sean poses with his hands, then swings his leg, but Heart ducks it, grabs Sean's leg and goes straight into the ankle lock!!!!

Creed: What a counter!!!!

Fairbanks: This is not good for Sean! There are no rope breaks in the elimination chamber!!!! Either he counters this hold against one of the greatest technical wrestlers alive today, or he taps out and gives up his chance of a 2nd UCW title reign!!!

Creed: He's raised his hand!!! I think he's going to tap!!!!

Fairbanks: But Sean wont do it! He wont give up!!!! He uses his good leg to get up to a vertical base and goes for an enziguri, but Jack counters that too and drops to the floor, locking his legs around Sean's leg and tightening the pressure on that ankle!!! 

Creed: Sean doesn't have a choice! He's gonna tap!!!!

Fairbanks: Wait, he's reaching for the chair and grabs it!!!! He swings it with everything he has left and crashes it over Jack's skull, forcing him to break the hold and breaking him open in the process. Sean rolls out of the ring clutching his ankle while Jack lies prone in the centre of the ring! Meanwhile, Dingo and Kam are exchanging right hands on the outside of the ring. Dingo seemingly having the upper hand due to his extra power, takes Kam by the hair and throws him against the chamber, then slams him onto the steel girder. He then picks Kam up and repeats the process, then as Kam attempts to recover Dingo spears him against the chamber, then nails a full nelson face buster onto the steel floor.

Creed: Dingo's snapped! It must be all those chairshots!!!

Fairbanks: Dingo leaves Kam a writhing bloody mess and goes after Sean O'Gara. It looks like he's out to punish all of the United Front for the crimes of Jack Heart. He approaches Sean, who's face is still wracked with pain after that ankle lock from Jack Heart, and Dingo picks him up, ramming his head against the chamber, then throwing him all the way into it. Dingo picks Sean up again, and goes for a right hand, but Sean ducks it and scores with a huge kick to the mid section sending Dingo crashing through one of the glass chambers!!!!

Creed: Wow!!!! The dog is back in his house!

Fairbanks: Quit it Creed! Sean sees his team mate Jack Heart still lying in the ring after that chair shot, and climbs to the top rope, signaling for the elevation press. But he stops, turns around and grabs hold of the top of one of the smaller chambers, then signals for the Elevation Press again!!! He's not going to..... ELEVATION PRESS FROM THE TOP OF THAT CHAMBER!!!! BUT JACK MOVES!!!!

Creed: I don't think the crowd are a million miles away from how he feels with those traditional "Holy Sh*t" chants!! I would not like to be Sean's ribcage right now! 

Fairbanks: Jack Heart, with all the energy he has left, crawls over to a prone Sean and covers him 1....2.....thrkickout by Sean!!!! How does he have anything left! He entered at Number 1, he's the smallest guy in there, he's been bleeding for a good 10 minutes and he just missed an Elevation Press from the top of one of the chambers!!!

Creed: He's a tough Irishman! Gotta give him that!

Fairbanks: Jack Heart cannot believe it, he thought he was about to eliminate another contender, he climbs back to his feet and signals for the Heart Breaker, then turns around to come face to face with a recovered Dingo Dundee, who is carrying Jack's chair!!!

Creed: Uh... oh....

Fairbanks: Dingo towers over Jack Heart, and looks him in the eyes, then at the chair, then at Jack's eyes again. Dingo drops the chair and kicks Jack in the gut, lifting him up into a vertical hold!

Creed: OOOOOOOOH BOY!!! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE DINGO IS LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF THIS!!!

Fairbanks: Dingo keeps Jack held up, then with everything left in him slams Jack with the Aussie hammer! Dingo pins Jack Heart and nods his head for the 1...2... wait! The ref's not counting!!!

Creed: He's too busy tending to that lunatic Sean O'Gara!

Fairbanks: Dingo breaks the cover and goes over to the ref, telling him to come and count the 3, but behind his back Jack grabs hold of the chair and swings it at Dingo's leg, sending the big Aussie to his knees. Jack throws the chair away then locks in the ankle lock with the scissor hold around Dingo's damaged leg! Dingo screams and writhes in agony, and Jack yanks and tightens all the muscles in his leg, twisting Dingo and inhumane angles!!!

Creed: And this time he threw the chair away!!! He's not making the same mistake again!!!

Fairbanks: Dingo tries to break the hold by kicking with his good leg, but it only serves to make Jack more aggressive. Dingo desperately trying to get himself out of this situation, the blood streaming down his face from that earlier chairshot!

Creed: His arm's up!!!

Fairbanks: Will he????

Creed: Yes!!! Dingo taps out!!! Dingo is out of the World Title hunt!!!

Dingo Dundee Eliminated

by Jack Heart (submission)

Fairbanks: Dingo cannot believe it!! Jack releases the hold and gestures to the fans in celebration of his victory over Dingo, but the Aussie gets back to his feet knowing that he'd beaten Heart long before he tapped out. He comes up behind Jack, and waiting for him to turn around clotheslines him to the mat, then grabs the chair and sets it up properly. He signals to the crowd, then lifts Jack up into a vertical hold once more and drives him THROUGH the chair with the Aussie hammer.

Creed: He then grabs the near enough unconscious Sean O'Gara and dumps him on top of Jack Heart. The ref shrugs his shoulders knowing he has no choice but to count. 1....2....3. Jack Heart eliminated by Sean O'Gara officially.... but anyone who sees this match will know that on this night, it was Dingo who got the last laugh over the Heartthrob. 

Jack Heart Eliminated

by Sean O'Gara (pinfall)

Fairbanks: Title or no title, Dingo is now one up on the man who has made his week a living nightmare. The crowd rises to its feet as Dingo leaves the chamber and heads to the back, gesturing to the fans on his way out. I'm sure Dingo will agree, although he leaves the chamber without Gold around his waist, he is no beaten man.

Creed: How touching... back to the match now!

Fairbanks: Sean O'Gara..... Kamchanterberry Ambergree.... 6 men entered, two are left standing, and the next pinfall or submission is for the UCW Heavyweight Championship of the world. Kam pulls himself back into the ring in one corner, and Sean pulls himself up in the opposite corner. These two are friends and teammates, but right now its all about the gold as they run towards each other and begin exchanging right and left hands in the center of the ring. Kam ducks a clothesline and nails an elbow to the chest, then dropkicks Sean back into the corner. Kam goes to follow up with a shoulder to the ribs, but Sean sidesteps him and throws him shoulder first into the pole, then collapses to his knees clutching his ribs.

Creed: I'd be surprised if he has any ribs left to clutch after that insanely stupid maneuver he did earlier in the match!

Fairbanks: Sean picks himself back up as Kam staggers out of the corner and goes for a shuffle side kick, but Kam manges to duck it and hits a reverse DDT. Kam goes for the cover 1...2...thrkickout by a weary and beaten Sean who cannot be resisting Kam on any more than instinct alone.

Creed: The brain is dead but the body's still fighting back even though it's about to fall apart!

Fairbanks: Kam picks Sean up to a vertical base, but Sean falls back down again. He can't even stand right now, and Kam is showing concern for his friend and team mate. He bends down to help Sean up, but Sean rolls him into a small package 1...2....thrkickout!!!! Sean nearly had Kam fooled enough to take his title!!!

Creed: If at first you don't succeed... cheat.

Fairbanks: The two battered and bloody members of the United Front, plus the seemingly paralyzed one lying amongst the remains of a steel chair, are all in the ring at the same time. Fans have been waiting for as long as I can remember to see these three go head to head! Jack Heart is gone, Kam and Sean remain, and the two of them tie up. Sean goes low with a punch and nails a ddt on Kam. He heads to the top rope!!! Perhaps this will be the final part of his long suicide!!!

Creed: He wont do it! His body wont take it!!!

Fairbanks: Sean goes up to the top rope for the Elevation Press, but Kam jumps up and pulls the ropes, leaving Sean precariously balanced with the turnbuckle between his legs. Kam goes to the second rope and locks in a headlock, then goes to the top rope and lifts Sean into a huge superplex!!!!

Creed: That's gotta be it!!!

Fairbanks: No! Kam's going back to the top rope, and signals to the fans with a clenched fist!!! Here it comes!!! HARPOOON!

Creed: HARPOOON!

Fairbanks: Kam scores with the harpoon to Sean's ribs,  then wiping the blood from his face drops an arm across his body. 1....2....3!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Kamchanterberry Ambergree retains the World Heavyweight Championship!

Creed: But who could've called that? 5 challengers from all ranks of the UCW roster, but at the end of one of the most brutal matches I have ever seen, he still walks away as the champion!

Sean O'Gara Eliminated

by Kamchanterberry Ambergree (pinfall)

Winner and Still UCW Champion: Kamchanterberry Ambergree

Fairbanks: The referee gives the signal and the chamber is hoisted back to the rafters. The fireworks are going off all over the arena here and the confetti is descending from the ceiling, and every fan from the ringside specials to the nosebleed row is on their feet applauding this amazing match. What a way to wrap up 3 glorious years of UCW!!!!

Creed: And wait! What's this???

Fairbanks: Its Dingo Dundee, Rob Grayson and Mad Maple, and just behind them is Inferno, followed by Seth and Boot, then Ultimatum, Kev Mania and Dyna Might. It seems the entire roster is on their way out here! Jackal and Riot, who made his debut here tonight, followed by Boot arm in arm with the lovely Buffy and Faith along with Kam's sister Stan, followed by Poison, Drego 2k3 and Cobra. Jack Heart is helped back to his feet by Kam and Sean pulls himself up in the corner as the entire UCW roster gathers in the ring. 

Creed: Hey, they've lowered the rope! Looks like we're being called in too!!!

Fairbanks: Well best not to disappoint Creed, as the last person making their way down the ramp from the backstage area is Felicity, and she's getting in the ring with the microphone. Lets get in there!!

Creed: Don't mind if I do!

Felicity: James, Jack, get in here right now! That's an order!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure tonight to stand in this ring tonight with all these magnificent superstars, past, present and future. I cannot think of any better way to sum up three wonderful, action packed years than by the performances of everyone involved with this PPV tonight. But let us not lose sight of the true meaning of this event, for not only does this PPV signal the end of the first three years of Ultimate Championship Wrestling, but the beginning of the next 10 years! Wrestlers will come and go, but the spirit of UCW will remain forever in the hearts and minds of all those who have had a pleasure of being a part of it, myself included. A spirit that can never be extinguished! Thank you ladies and gentlemen.... and goodnight!!!!!

Happy Third Anniversary Ultimate Championship Wrestling!!!!!