Felicity: Hello and welcome to UCW Reflections. Rob said he had to take care of some business first, but he'll be joining us shortly. This is our 6 month anniversary and do we ever have a show for you today. We have the first four matches of a tournament to determine the new Internet Champion.
Boot: Of course the Internet Title was left vacant whem Maziar Sardar won the World Title. But don't forget that the World Title is also on the line tonight in a fatal four way with Maziar Sardar, RJ Souza, Blade, and Shadow. All former Champions and future UCW Hall of Famers.
Felicity: And last but not least is the creme de la creme, our gimmick battle royal featuring all of the former UCW . . . . . uhhhhh . . . . . stars to take the legendary dumpster ride. The winner getting a chance at another UCW contract.
Boot: And with the likes of D-Frost, Star King, and Rockest in the mix, it'll be an interesting match. We might even see a wrestling move or two. But enough of the stalling, our first match is about to begin. Walking down the aisle is the wrestler who holds the records for most matches and worst win/loss record, Crazed Killer.
Felicity: Now here's a guy that see's more action than the head cheerleader at my high school, but strikes out more often than Boot at the annual UCW softball game.
Boot: Hey! I hit a home run last year!
Felicity: It's not considered a home run when you hit it over the fence behind you!
Boot: Details, details, Crazed Killer is in the ring and is awaiting the arrival of the big man himself. Of course I'm referring to Iron Fist. And there he is greeted by a mixed reaction of "you're the best" and "you suck!"
Felicity: I'm, not sure if he likes the cheers or the boo's? Iron Fist steps over the top rope and Crazed Killer rolls out of the ring. This Italian is one big mutha #####!
Boot: Felicity, you can't say that on tv! You'll cost us one of our sponsors! And back in the ring the referee starts the countout to get CK back in the ring. When the ref reaches 9 CK slides in and the match begins.
Felicity: IF goes to stomp on the little guy but CK manages to roll away. He then goes for IF's leg but can't seem to move the big guy. IF grabs CK by the head, lifts him up and nails him with a bone crunching headbutt.
Boot: He'll be feeling that one for a month. IF continues his onslaught with a series of chops to the chest. Each blow sends CK bouncing off the turnbuckle right into yet another blow. The last one sends CK tumbling over the turnbuckle, landing outside with a very disturbing thud.
Felicity: IF steps outside before CK can even stumble to his feet. IF lifts the former Internet Champ over his head and drops him face first onto the guard rail. Now a fan jumps out into the ring area and the ref turns to drive him back.
Boot: What the hell? CK pulled a stun gun out of his pocket, he zaps IF and the big guy is out cold. He ain't gonna win thet way!
Felicity: And where are you going? Boot just left the announcers area and grabs CK. He sets him up for and lands a meltdown! He then signals to somebody in the back and . . . . . Rob drives a black Bronco II up to ringside. Rob gets out and the two of them Screech-In CK through the top of the Bronco II right into the front seat! THey then push the truck clean out of the building and push it down what we've now come to call dumpster alley. The referee calls for the bell and the ring announcer grabs a mic.
ring announcer: The winner of this match by disqualification is crazed . . . . .
Felicity: Rob and Boot appear at the entrance way and give the ring announcer a double glare, the announcer loosens his caller and clears his throat.
ring announcer: Er . . . . . . . the winner by executive decision is Iron Fist!
Felicity: Well, the crowd seems to like the decision! We'll be right back with the second Internet Tiltle Tourny match after these messages.
Felicity: Welcome back, boy you two really turned on CK back there. You guys used to be stable mates. What happened? Rob: We we're stable mates? Boot: I really don't remember that? When did this happen? Felicity: Never mind, here comes the first combatant in this second Internet Tourny match, Ickeez. Rob: I remember this guy from the old UCW. He's tough but he's no Taz! Boot: Taz is a p*ssy! Rob: Take that back! Boot: Make me! Felicity: Alright guys, cool it down. Wether or not Taz sucks isn't important. Here comes Ickeez's opponent tonight, Big Money. He may be new, but BM is looking to make his mark here in the UCW. Rob: I remember when I made my mark on the old UCW, it was one of the many Rob Grayson classics. I'm compiling that match plus many more in a book I plan to release in the fall. I haven't come up with a title yet but I'm almost finished! The title can wait. Boot: I wrote a book too, but it infringed on too many copyrights. Felicity: Really? What was the title? Boot: The Pepsi Coke Disney Nintendo WWF WCW Microsoft Super Fun Book. I never got past the title thanks to all the damn lawyers! Felicity: Ok, well, the bell rings and this match is underway. Ickeez begins the match with a kick to the gut of BM followed by a ddt. He then grabs BM by the foot and applies a figure four leglock! He wants to win this one quickly! Rob: I wanna do it! Boot: Don't you dare! Rob: I gotta do it! Boot: I don't think so! Rob: I'm doin it! Boot: Dammit Rob! Rob: Hey ref! RING THE DAMN BELL!!!!!! Boot: Oh my! Felicity: The referee give Rob a confused look before reluctantly calling the match. I can't believe he just did that! Rob: I couldn't resist, it set up so perfect! Boot: Couldn't you have waited for more than two moves into the damn match? Felicity: We have to take another commercial break. Stay tuned for the third installment of out Title Tournament featuring Hanlon and Pyromaniac. Felicity: There's no time for introductions since both Pyro and Hanlon came to the ring during the break. The two are exchanging blows as we speak. Rob: They could've at least waited to be properly introduced, how rude! Pyro whips Hanlon into the ropes and does a bck body drop to Hanlon. He then bounces off the ropes and nails an elbow drop. Boot: Pyro cover! But Hanlon pushed him off before the ref can even slide down to start the count. It's way too early for that nonsense. Pyro brings Hanlon to his feet and tries a haymaker which hanlon easily blocks and counters with a short arm clothesline. Felicity: He doesn't even give Pyro a chance to get his bearings before picking Pyro up and sending him back down with a headbutt. Hanlon then whips pyro into the ropes and delivers a tilt-a-whirl back breaker! Rob: That one hurt Pyro big time! Hanlon should go for the cover but instead sets Pyro up for a suplex, but Pyro counters it into an inside cradle. 1 . . 2 but Hanlon just kicks out in time. Boot: That one p*ssed Hanlon off. He erupts and throws Pyro into the ropes with such force that Pyro topples over the ropes and lans outside. Hanlon removes the covering from one of the turnbuckles to expose the metal. Dammit, that's illegal. Rob: Don't worry, the Ref's putting it back. Meanwhile Hanlon steps out to the ring apron to pursue Pyro. But Pyro has a steel chair!! He slams the chair into the face of Hanlon as he was stepping through the ropes! Boot: Hanlon falls back into the ring and is out like a light. Pyro drops the chair and sl;ides into the ring. He pincs Hanlon! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! It's over! The winner by pinfall is Pyro! It's not really cheating if you don't get caught. Felicity: Well your the Prez, can't you just reverse the decision like you did with CK? Boot: What? And get up? I think that's a little drastic, don't you? Felicity: We'll discuss that further during the break. Don't miss the final match in the first round of the Internet Tournament coming up next! Felicity: Well, we're back and IF's music is playing but he isn't coming out. Is he scared or something? Rob: Of AoD? I doubt it! It's not like he's facing me, but if he we're he'd be plenty scared. Boot: But where is he? It's not like him to be late. Huh? That's AoD's music playing. Felicity: Look up on the Jumbotron! Everyone looks up to the Jumbotron to see AoD standing in the back laughing hysterically. AoD: Hahahahahahah, the dumb*ss fell for it! I sent IF a memo tonight telling him he just won the lottery and he had to be downtown right now to collect his prize. I can't believe he bought it! Well, I guess since he didn't show I win by default! Rob: Is that what you think? You've got a big problem if you think you'll win that way. Boot: That's right! I declare IF the winner by . . . . . . by . . . . . um winner by Executive authroity. Yeah, that sounds right. Can't have all our other stars thinking this is an easy way to win matches. AoD: What! You can't do this! It ain't right Boot: I am Boot and my word is the law! Felicity: Sure Boot, and I'm glad you put your foot down but did you have to put your foot down on mine? Boot: Oh, oops, sorry Felicity! I just got so excited and . . . . . well we'll be back after a brief message from our sponsors.Winner - Iron Fist
Iron Fist moves on to second round
Ickeez vs. Big Money
First Round of Internet Title Tournament
Winner - Ickeez
Ickeez moves on to second round
Pyromaniac vs. Hanlon
First Round of Internet Title Tournament
Winner - Pyromaniac
Pyro moves on to second round
Angel of Death vs. Infernal Freak
First Round of Internet Title Tournament
Winner - Infernal Freak
Infernal Freak moves on to second round