James Fairbanks: Welcome to UCW: Straight Out of Line, I'm james Fairbanks, and normall Jack Creed would be here with me, but he is nowhere to be found. I don't know where he is, but our first match is about to start. I don't know if I am suposed to commentate out here by myself, or what will happen. Oh wait, I'm hearing some music ... it's Pretty Tied Up by Guns and Roses. Our beloved President Felicity is coming down here and grabbing a head set.
Felicity: Greeting James. Incase you can't tell, I'll be joining you for this first match. But Creed will be out here later and he will join you again for the rest of the night. But before this match starts, this next match will have a special guest referee.
F: Well, this is news. What match is this first one anyway?
Fy: The Womans title match, which will be a first for UCW, as this is the first time UCW has ever had two ladies fighting for the Womans title in a Bra and Panties match, where the purpose is to strip your opponent to her bra and panties.
F: Oh, that match. Well, both Faith and Phoenix have both proven themselves to be two very skilled wrestlers, but after Phoenix did cost Faith the UCW tag team titles a while back, these girls seem to be out to humiliate each other ... or they just may enjoy this.
Fy: Faith is coming out first. Her partner Buffy is a two time UCW Womans Champion, but this will be the first time Faith has even fought for this title. Hopefully Faith isn't to used to fighting men, that she will underestimate the Womans champion.
F: Well Phoenix does have one advantage. her and Jackal were actually able to beat the Psycho Circus in that non-title match up a few weeks ago, whick I'm sure Phoenix won't mind rubbing in. Well both girls are out here, but where is this special guest referee?
Fy: He should be right out here, and King of Rock by Run DMC plays, and he is coming out here right now.
F: Wait, I know that song, the only person who comes out to that is ... oh no. Jack Creed is coming out here with a striped shirt and a smile a mile wide. How did he manage to pull this off?
Fy: *sigh* He was camping on my porch for days, I had to give this to him to get rid of him or I would never get any sleep. Plus I am out here to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid that could cost him his job.
F: Sounds fair, as long as I won't have him screaming in my ear for this entire match like I thought I would, so this will be nice. Creed is telling both girls the rules to this match, and he presents the UCW Womans Title belt and he rings the bell.
Fy: Faith and Phoenix face off, and Phoenix doesn't seem to be very impressed with the former Tag Team and Internet Champion. Right away she slaps Faith hard across the face, which only seems to enrage Faith who charges after Phoenix, who takes refuge by hiding behing Jack Creed.
F: Jack tries to restrain Faith, but Phoenix uses this as a chance to get a cheap shot and rakes Faith in the eyes. Then while Faith is blinded, Phoenix connects with a spinning kick to the head which floors Faith.
Fy: Already Phoenix crouches over Faith and is attempting to rip off her top. Jack Creed drools in anticipation, but Faith reverses and hooks her legs around the arms of Phoenix and topples her over and a cover. But there is no count in this match, you can only win my tearing off the top and pants of your opponent.
F: Faith knows what she is doing, because she is tearing at the button on Phoenix's tight red pants, but Phoenix rolls away to escape the first close call of this match.
Fy: Creed does seem a bit disapointed, but we all should have known this match will not end this quickly, though now both girls are seeming to realize what they are in for. This isn't a match where you have to get a three count or make your opponent submit, but a match that can end pretty easilly.
F: Phoenox checks her pants, and I think Faith broke a button on them, but the pants do have to be all the way off before it will count, and Faith also checks the buttons on her top, but most are still intact.
Fy: The girls tie up once more, and this time Faith manages to get an advantage with a hammerlock arm bar, but then Phoenix counters with an elbow to the head. Phoenix now holds Faith in a sleeper hold. This is a very smart move, as Faith will be easy picking if she is knocked out.
F: Well both Faith and Phoenix are two of the top female wrestlers UCW has ever seen, and do know their way around the wrestling ring, but Faith still has the sense to back into the corner and slam Phoenix back first into the turnbuckle. Phoenix seems to lessen her grip and faith ducks to escape this hold, but Phoenix held onto Faith top and tore it right off as Faith was escaping!
Fy: Faith realizes her top is now missing and covers up in shock, and Jack Creed is going spastic jumping up and down and his eyes are pogging out of his head. What a trap Phoenix lured Faith into, and now she is half way to defending her UCW Womans title.
F: Phoenix holds Faiths top over her head, and before Faith realizes what just happened, Phoenix is now choking her out with that same shirt. Creed should be putting a stop to that, but he seems to just be staring in a sort of daze. Isn't this the type of thing you should be watching him for?
Fy: Oh, I'll be talking to him tomorow, but Faith grabs the wrists of Phoenix and is trying escape from this choke, but Phoenix has her tied up pretty good.
F: Faith grabs Phoenix by the arms and flips her over onto her back. But instead of taking advantage, Faith is catching her breath. She could have used this as a chance to remove an article of clothing from Phoenix, but now Phoenix is up on her feet already and decks Faith with a clothesline into the corner.
Fy: Phoenix kicks Faith in the stomach a couple times, and then whips her out of the corner to the other side of the ring, but Faith reverses and whips Phoenix back first into the corner. Faith Charges in, and jumps to the second rope and nails a few hard shots to the head of Phoenix.
F: Faith grabs Phoenix's shirt by the front, and then monkey flips Phoenix out of the corner and tearing that top right off. Phoenix lands hard on her back, and now both girls have one article of clothing removed each.
Fy: All it takes is one more for either girl to win this match, and the UCW Womans title. Phoenix scurries to the other side of the ring, while Faith taunts her by twirling Phoenix's shirt over her head. Meanwhile, Jack Creed doesn't know which way to look.
F: Wait, now Creed is yelling some orders to the girls. He grabs Faith by the arm, and guides her to the middle of the ring, and yells to Phoenix to do the same. Both girls are face to face, and the drolling Creed is yelling at them both to unclothe the other.
Fy: Both girls glare at each other, but then look to Creed. They lok at each otehr again, and both girls deliver a double kick to the groin of Jack Creed! Ha! Serves him right!
F: Creed falls to the gound in a heap, and now Phoenix is working on Creeds belt around his pants, and Faith is pulling on his pants legs. Ladies and gentlemen, I have seen a few sad sites in my day, and a grown man getting pants in the middle of the ring by two half undressed females is definatly near the top of that list.
Fy: Hahahaha... this is the best thing I have ever seen! Creed rolls out of the ring and shows us that it must be a little cold in the arena tonight with those briefs that leave to little to the imagination, and then Phoenix nails Faith in the head with an ax handle while she had her back turned to her because she was throwing Creed his pants.
F: This could be Phoenix's chance, and she pulls Faith to the corner and lifts her up to the top. It looks like she is going to use this as a chance to hit the Miss of Death. If she hits that, all she has to do is pull off Faith's leather pants and she will win this match for sure.
Fy: Phoenix climbs to the top with Faith and stands in front of her, she jumps up and wraps her legs ... but Faith holds on! Faith was playing possum and is holding onto Phoenix's pants.
F: Faith has her legs hooked around the ropes to make sure she doesn't come down, and Phoenix is slipping out of her pants and Faith holds on. Phoenix falls out of them, and Faith holds them in the air. Creed has his pants up to his knees and sees what has happened and calls for the bell! This match is over, and we have a new UCW Womans Champion!
Fy: What an interesting match this was, and Faith is the new UCW Womans Champion. Well I'm going to go now, because Creed is heading over here.
F: Oh sure, leave me with him, he's going to be even more of a pain to deal with. Faith presents the UCW Womans belt to Faith and the two leave, and Creed is heading over. We'll be right back with our next match.
James Fairbanks: We are back, and the lovely Miss Felicity is gone backstage, and I am once again joined by ...
Jack Creed: WOW! Did you get a load of that rock on Phoenix?
F: The ever lovable Jack Creed, back from his refereeing duties and wiping up a nice puddle of drool on the announce table.
C: Whoops, sorry about that.
F: You know your actions are going to result in a serious talking to from Felicity tomorow right?
C: I don't care, it was worth it!
F: I guess teaming up with Korbin or Marv could have it's advantages. But first we have an unexpected UCW Tag Team title match between the feared Psycho Circus and the OTHER most feared UCW Superstar.
C: Wait, I know all about Gay Bandit, but what happened to Dances With Guys, his native american ... "partner?"
F: The Rumour is that he sent DWG packing after finging him alone with the Contruction Worker, but now he found a new partner ... the Mad Prancer?
C: I can only guess, though I'd prefer not to. Bandit has been around UCW ever since close to the start, but this will be his first ever tag team title shot, so he has to be a little glad about that, but this team that he is up against could be a problem.
F: The Psycho Circus have been able to remain the UCW Tag Team champions no matter who Felicity threw at them, including Toxin, the Doomsday Duo, and even the Femme Fatales, but now this new version of the YMCA should be unlike anything they have ever faced.
C: The champions are coming out first, and even the Ringmaster seems to be a bit worried about what these two may be facing tonight. It seems they have chosen to come out first to gain a bit of an advantage over their competition.
F: It's Raining Men plays and here come this new tag team right now. We recognize Bandit and ... look at that afro.
C: It is strangely hypnotic isn't it, and that one mitten? I don't get it.
F: I guess that is the Mad Prancer. No matter what expectation we may have had, none of them can live up to this.
C: Even Meyers and Vorhees seem a bit thrown off by what they are facing tonight, and that may be the advantage that Bandit and Prancer need against these two monsters.
F: Both Bandit and Prancer enter the ring, and turn their backs to Meyer and Vorhees to blow kisses to the crowd. That is a fatal mistake to make against these two, and already Meyer and Vorhees start this match by clubbing the backs of these two ... individuals.
C: Meyer and Vorhees whip both guys to the rope, but Bandit and Prancer dodge the clotheslines on the rebound, and a pair of low blows has the Psycho Circus hunched over. But now the referee is pulling ordering Prancer and Meyers to their corner, and Bandir does a split on the mat in front of Vorhees and nails him with a jab to the throat. I did not need to see that.
F: Vorhees staggers to a corner and falls into a sitting position. Bandit now seems to be a little excited about that and is signalling for the bronco buster.
C: no, it looks like the two of them will try a bronco buster, and Bandit waves in Prancer. Gay Bandit and Mad Prancer twirl around in the middle of the ring, and then Bandit runs into the corner and jumps ... but Vorhees catches him by the throat!
F: Prancer seems concerned and runs in, but he is floored by a big boot to the face by Vorhees send him to the outside. Vorhees then lifts Bandit up by the throat and chokeslams him to the mat.
C: Instead of mkaing a cover, Vorhees tags in Meyers. Meyers picks Bandit up and tosses him into the ropes, and catches him and lifts him to Vorhees wo power bombs him to the mat. Meyers makes a cover 1 ... 2 ...3! This match is over already.
F: A quick debut for the Mad Prancer, but the Psycho Circus were just way to much for these two. Maybe some other time. But for now, next up is the six man tag team match.
Rob Grayson, Mad Maple & Dingo Dundee vs ToXin
6-Man Tag Team Match
F: This next match is big. Really big.
C: Almost as big as my-
F: Creed!
C: What? My house. My house is huge.
F: On your pay cheque I doubt that but never mind. Former World Champion Dingo Dundee is back, looking strong and in form which he’ll need to be as he’s linking up today with Rob Grayson and Mad Maple against the deadly ToXin. A big call for your first time back in the ring.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following 6 man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, at a combined weight of 830 pounds, Ultimatum, Cobra and the Freakshow, ToXin!
[The trio march down to the ring, Ultimatum at the front flanked by Cobra on his left and Freakshow on his right. They get into the ring and pace about, waiting.]
A: And their opponents, weighting in at a combined weight of over 700 pounds, Rob Grayson, Mad Maple and Dingo Dundee!
[All three sprint out of the back, Grayson dropping his title belt on the ramp as he runs, slide into the ring and attack ToXin head on, the bell sounding as they do. Grayson goes after Cobra, Maple after Ultimatum and Dundee on Freakshow. Three separate brawls erupt in the ring, the crowd cheering as they do. Dundee beats Freakshow into the corner, Ultimatum and Maple end up scrapping on the mat and Cobra pounds Grayson to the mat near the ropes. The referee runs around the ring frantically trying to get some order, but to no avail.]
C: Well we’re getting our money’s worth.
[Cobra beats Grayson to the outside then turns on Maple, who is on Ultimatum and pummelling him. Cobra grabs Maple by the throat from behind and hauls him off, then throws him with one hand into the corner. Dundee breaks away from his battering of Freakshow and spears Cobra, knocking him down. Ultimatum rolls away to the ropes, pulls himself up then comes in on Dundee with a kick to his exposed left side. Cobra rolls out of the ring leaving Dundee and Ultimatum to be the first legal men in the ring. Ultimatum pulls Dundee up and right hands him once, twice into the corner. He chokes the Aussie with his boot until the ref orders him to cease. Ultimatum pulls Dundee out of the corner and hits a body slam followed by a tag to Freakshow, who hits a slingshot leg drop on the prone Dundee. Freakshow bounces to his feet, runs up onto the turnbuckle and jumps off hitting a moonsault on Dundee after which he covers for a 1-2 count, Dundee kicking out. Freakshow pulls him to his feet, whips him off the ropes and into a dropkick on the return. He then hits a leg drop to Dundee’s groin and tags out to Cobra. The colossus comes in and gets Dundee to his feet, lifts him up into a military press and drops him.]
C: Dingo’s getting his ass kicked.
[Cobra pulls Dundee up once more and right hands him in the gut. He next sets Dundee up for a powerbomb but as he does Dundee pulls his legs and knocks him off balance onto his back. Dundee seizes the initiative and headbutts Cobra in the groin then tags out to Grayson. Grayson gets in as Cobra gets to his feet but the Internet champion cuts him down with a dropkick to the left leg. Grayson goes to lock on a sharpshooter but Freakshow suddenly flies in with a missile dropkick off the top rope, catching Grayson in the face. The referee orders Freakshow out as Cobra gets to his feet and tags Ultimatum in. He lugs Grayson up and hits a piledriver. The crowd start a chant of "Asshole, asshole" which Ultimatum takes in his stride. He starts punching Grayson in the face while he is down just to spite the crowd. After three shots he gets him to his feet and hits a fisherman’s suplex for a 1-2 count, Grayson kicking out. Ultimatum tags in Cobra and they hit a double powerbomb.]
F: Some good tag teaming here by ToXin.
F: Still plenty of fight in Grayson.
[Grayson manages to get to his corner and tag in Maple who is totally fresh. He comes and immediately lays into Freakshow with his boot, the crowd getting caught up in his energy. Ultimatum bursts in to try and stop him but Maple blocks his shot and right hands him back. Cobra is right behind Ultimatum but Maple ducks his first shot and kicks him in the gut as he turns, doubling Cobra over. Maple hits a Rolling Thunder DDT, springs back to his feet but is caught by an Ultimatum clothesline who in turn is caught by a rugby tackle of Dundee’s. The ring returns to a brawl state as everyone goes after anyone. Freakshow is up again and attacking Maple, Grayson trying to unscrew Cobra’s head with a chicken wing headlock and Dundee and Ultimatum locked up in a slugging match.]
C: Marquis of Queensbury this ain’t.
[Grayson and Cobra roll outside to the ring and continue to fight while Freakshow leaves Maple and attacks Dundee from behind. He and Ultimatum now double up on Dundee and work him over. They pull him up and whips him off the ropes going fro a double clothesline on the return but Dundee ducks it, runs off the opposite ropes and catches both with a double clothesline of his own. Ultimatum tries to get back up but Maple is quicker and latches on the Cold Stretch on the Hardcore champion. Dundee uses the time hit a sitdown pomberbomb on Freakshow that he holds on for a 1-2-3 count.]
Winners-Rob Grayson, Mad Maple & Dingo Dundee by Pinfall [Outside the ring Grayson has finally subdued Cobra after a brutal exchange and he now slides back into the ring to join his team-mates. Maple lets Ultimatum go and has his hand risen with Dundee and Grayson. All three are tired and bruised but still manage to find smiles in victory.]
F: Tough match, no time to talk World Title contest is next don’t go away.
(Commerical)
Kam Ambergree vs
Jackal UCW World Title
Match Fairbanks:
Ladies and Gentlemen it's now time for the main event! Kam vs Jackal for the
World Heavyweight Championship. Creed: Yeah yeah
lets hurry up and get it over with so we can hit rewind after the show and watch
it from the beginning! Fairbanks: Creed...
the bra and panties match is over... get over it.... Creed: And you
wonder why doubts have been cast about your sexuality.... Fairbanks: They
have?? Creed: Oh look..
here comes Kam! ~Kam makes his
way down the ramp with his sister Stan by his side, signaling bizarrely to the
crowd as he slides into the ring and awaits the arrival of Jackal.~ Fairbanks: Well here comes Jackal now
carrying the world title belt, but he's without his partner in crime Phoenix for
this match due to what happened earlier tonight... Phoenix is in no mood to be
out here.... ~Jackal hands the belt to the referee
and stares Kam in the face as the belt is held up. Kam blows a raspberry at the
champion, prompting Jackal to throw a right hand at Kam's face. Kam tumbles
backwards and Jackal quickly goes to work with a low dropkick to take Kam to the
outside. Jackal waits for Kam to get up, then launches himself in a cross body
over the top rope and onto Kam on the outside. Jackal is back up quickly and
throws Kam against the steel stairs before rolling back into the ring and
taunting the challenger~ Creed: He he! Kam's getting his ass
kicked! ~Kam stands up in a daze and walks into
the ringpost, leaning against it as the referee's count reaches 7. Kam rolls
back into the ring and is immediately taken down with a Jackal dropkick. Jackal
covers for the 1-2-kickout, then picks up the challenger, hits a snapmare, then
locks in a chin lock which forces Kam to drag himself to the ropes before it
gets in tight. Jackal bulldogs Kam into the second rope, leaving him slumped
over it, then he stands on Kam's back and leans back against the top rope and
rolls over it, kicking Kam in the face and leaving him flat on the mat. Jackal
then follows up with a springboard elbow drop for the 1-2-kickout~ Fairbanks: So far Kam has been unable to
get any kind of offence in. ~Stan stands just outside the ring
trying to get her brother Kam going, but Jackal seems unabated in his attempt to
crush his opponent. He whips Kam into the ropes, but Kam manages to catch
himself on the ropes and stop himself from rebounding. Jackal runs looking for a
flying clothesline, but Kam rolls off to the side and Jackal flies over the top
rope. Stan cheers her brother on as he rolls under the bottom rope and starts
hammering away at Jackal. Kam rolls Jackal back into the ring after a few kicks,
then hits a DDT as soon as Jackal is back to his feet. Kam covers 1-2-kickout,
then he gets up, rebounds off the rope and looks for a big knee drop, but as he
jumps up Jackal flips up into a dropkick and takes Kam out in mid air~ Fairbanks: Good move there! Creed: Good move??? Is that all you have
to say? Fairbanks: Creed you are already in a lot
of trouble, do not question my opinions.... Creed: Screw you! ~The referee gets to 5 of his 10 count
with both men eventually pulling themselves up in the same corner. Realising
this they begin slugging it out again, Kam eventually getting the upper hand
with an elbow to Jackal's face. Kam pushes the champ against the turnbuckle and
climbs to the second rope hitting 1 punch, 2 punch, 3 punch, 4 punch, 5 punch,
then taking a low blow from Jackal which takes him down to the mat. Jackal tries
an illegal cover using the 2nd rope but the referee stops him. Jackal argues
with the referee then picks Kam up, throws him into the corner and sets him up
on the top rope. Jackal goes up top looking for a hurracanrana, but as he shifts
his legs up Kam pushes him off his shoulders and onto the mat. Seeing Jackal
lying prone, Kam signals to the crowd and hits the harpoon and covers for the
1-2-3. The referee hands him the title and he holds it aloft as his sister climbs into the ring and hugs him~ Winner: Kam
Ambergree New UCW World
Champion Fairbanks: Well, despite a tricky fight,
Kam has come through all the beatings and high flying offence that Jackal threw
at him to once again become the World Heavyweight Champion! Creed: Something tells me that things are
going to get VERY interesting in the main event scene now! Fairbanks: No doubt Creed.... goodnight
ladies and gentlemen!