C: This should be great, any of these men or women have got to be anxious here tonight. From established veterans liek Shadow, to promising new comers like Ice Blade, or even returning superstars like RJ Souza. Every one who is anybody is here tonight and in this match up. Even guys from the XWC and the NWL who are here tonight to try win this world title gold.
F: The rules are simple. Two wrestlers will start in the ring, and then every two minutes after, another wrestler will make their way down. A wrestler is eliminated by being thrown over the top rope, and to the floor. But I am sure everybody knows this by now, so lets get started!
C: The music starts, and here comes somebody. That is ... Johnny Bravo! Looks as if he has drawn the unlucky number one in this match up. What a disadvantage for Bravo.
F: All the same, stranger things have happened. Perhaps Bravo can last all the way through this match and be the one to walk away with UCW World Title Gold here tonight.
C: Bloody likely. Now for superstar #2 to make his way out. "It's Raining Men" plays and now here comes the Gay Bandit. It will be Bravo and Bandit who will start off this match up.
F: Well there goes the bell, and now this match is started. The timer that will count down to when the next wrestler is brought into this match up has started also. So far Bandit and Bravo are staring each other down. Neither one I am sure wants to make the first mistake, and be the first one gone from this match. Plus Bravo seems to want to keep a distance away from the Gay Bandit.
C: Any simple slip up, and you can find yourself sailing over that top rope, and leaving empty handed. No one wants to be that, let alone the first one gone. Finally, Bravo and Bandit lock up, and Bravo with a hard shove sends Bandit flat on his back.
F: Bandit is up, and then gets nailed with a kick to the stomach. Bravo grabs Bandit and backs him against the rope, and then an attempt an an irish whip, but then Bandit holds onto the rope, and a rake to the eyes of Bravo.
C: Bravo staggers while trying to regain his site, but then Bandit sizes him up ... and there is the Bitch Slap! That sends Bravo face first into the corner. This can't be good!
F: Bandit rubs to the other corner ... and then runs in to Bravo and there is the Violator! The audiance seems absolutly mortified while Bravo is trying his best to tap out, but that doesn't work in this type of match up.
C: The two minutes are now up, there goes the alarm, and now here comes the other half of the YMCA, Dances With Guys. This isn't going to get any better for Johnny Bravo.
F: DWG climbs into the ring, and then he and Bandit with a big hug. Bravo lays in the corner with a dazed look in his face, but then DWG and Bandit pick him up, but then send him back down with a loud tomahawk chop to the chest by DWG.
C: Bandit agains picks Bravo up, and DWG climbs to the top rope and then leaps off with another huge chop to the top of the head of Johnny Bravo, Bravo is being gang beaten by the YMCA.
F: Bravo is trying his best to escape from these two, and attempts to crawl from the ring, but they both drag him back him by the feet. Looks like UCW was a little to much for Johnny Bravo and now he wants out.
C: Hey, he wanted in, and now he has to face the music. No getting out of this match now. DWG and Bandit bring Bravo to the middle of the ring and stomp him down. Now they run to opposite corners and ... Oh good lord ...
F: Well said Creed. Both Gay Bandit and DWG with a double bronco buster onto Johnny Bravo in the middle of the ring. Luckily, now it is time to get our next wrestler out here.
C: "5 Minutes Alone" by Pantera plays, and that can only mean that now here comes our UCW Hardcore Champion Ickeez. Never thought I would be as glad as I am to see Ickeez out here right now.
F: Well instead of getting into the ring is reaching under the ring, and pulls out two wooden tables. Looks like Ickeez is going to let Bravo take some more punishment while Ickeez sets up one table in the aisle way, and the other right next to the side of the ring.
C: Finally Ickeez climbs into the ring, and Bandit runs to meet him, but Ickeez catches him, and slams Bandit to the mat with a huge powerslam. Then he plows through Dances with Guys with a powerful clothesline.
F: Ickeez grabs the two YMCA members, and then nails them both with a double noggin knocker! Wow, we never see that move anymore.
C: But rather than throw either of them out, Ickeez heads back to the outside, and now takes a steel chair and heads back it to the inside. Well Ickeez is taking advantage of the no rules concept of this match up. Of course that is the way he likes it.
F: Ickeez stands on the ring apron right next to that table he set up, and shows off to the crowd. The UCW fans sure do love the Hardcore antics of Ickeez.
C: But from behind, Bravo is up, and he nails Ickeez in the back. Bravo has been wanting a shot at our Hardcore Champion since he showed up in UCW, looks like now he will get it.
F: Well Ickeez isn't even affected. He simply reaches in, and grabs Bravo and pulls him over the ropes and to the apron. If he simply threw Bravo to the floor, he would have been eliminated. I think Ickeez has very something special in store or Johnny Bravo.
C: He sure does. Ickeez throws the steel chair onto the table, and the picks Bravo up for the Psycotica! Ickeez jumps from the apron, and piledrives Bravo onto the steel chair, through the table and to the floor. Welcome to the UCW kid, and now go back to the little leagues where you belong.
C: Ravage hits the ring, and runs over to the stunned Gay Bandit and chokes Bandit on the second rope. Ravage being the fresh man in, is taking advantage of the carnage caused by Ickeez.
F: Dances With Guys is up to his feet, and walks over to make the save for his partner. He clubs Ravage across the back, and then pulls him off of Bandit and tosses him to the middle of the ring. Ravage gets up, but right away is floored with a running kick by DWG.
C: DWG picks Ravage up, and tosses him to the ropes. DWG ducks so he can catch Ravage with a back body drop, but Ravage takes advantage and nails DWG with a hard kick to the face.
F: DWG is stunned, and then Ravage nails him with a double arm DDT. Jeff Ravage is looking pretty good against both members of the YMCA.
C: But Ickeez is back in the ring, and then nails Ravage hard in the back with that steel chair. Then as Bandit is getting up, Ickeez plants the chair hard into his forehead as well. Then for good measure, Ickeez slams Dances with Guys with the chair while he is down.
F: Ickeez stands proud in the ring, but now it is time for the next wrestler to come down. Soulfy's "Jump the F*ck Up" plays, and here comes the very promising up and comer Ice Blade. Ice Blade has got to be one of the favorites to maybe walk away with the UCW World title belt here tonight.
C: Well first he has to get into the ring. He is hesitating, but then who wouldn't be if Ickeez was waiting on you while armed with a steel chair?
F: Ice walks around the ringside area, and Ickeez keeps daring him to get into the ring. Ice climbs up onto the ring apron, but right away jumps back down as Ickeez takes a wild swing at him with that chair.
C: Ice wals around some more, and then walks half way up the ring steps, but Ickeez is still waiting for him. Ice yells at Ickeez, who just waits for him with that chair.
F: But behing Ickeez, Jeff Ravage is nearly up, and then nails Ickeez from behind with a chop block to the knee. Ickeez is down, and has dropped that steel chair, and now Jeff Ravage is working away on the knee with a spinning leg lock.
C: this gives Ice the chance he needed, as he leaps over the ropes and into the ring, and then rushes over and kicks Ravage hard in the head.
F: Ice Blade stomps on Ravage while he is down, and now the YMCA are getting up and both picking up Ickeez. Now this could be very bad for our hardcore champion.
C: DWG holds onto Ickeez, while Bandit delivers a few slaps to the face and a kick to the stomach. They both now grab Ickeez and whip him into the corner. Ickeez slams back first into the turnbuckle, but then charges out with a double clothesline taking both Gay Bandit and Dances with Guys down.
F: Well now two minutes are up once again, and here comes the "Texas" Brawler. Standing at 7 feet tall, Brawler has sure got an advantage while in this type of match.
C: Brawler slowly walks to the ring and steps over the top rope, but right away, Ickeez has the steel chair again, and slams it into the face of Texas.
F: Texas falls against the rope, and right away Ickeez with another hard chair shot, but this one sends Brawler over the ropes and to the outside. The big man is gone already.
F: Like a shark smelling blood, Ickeez climbs to the top rope with the steel chair in hand. He sizes Brawler up ... and leaps from the top rope with that chair under his arm and slams it onto the skull of Brawler and drives him through that table.
C: What a move! But in his desire to dish out more punishment onto "Texas" Brawler, Ickeez has eliminated himself!
C: Bandit comes over and throws a punch to Ice Blade, but Ice blocks and then decks Bandit with a stiff punch of his own. But that doesn't stop DWG from barreling into Ice with a splash in the corner.
F: DWG picks Ice up, and crushes him with a bear hug. Ice is struggling, but he just can't seem to escape from the grip if Dances with Guys. But then Jeff Ravage is up, and rakes the eyes of DWG and causes him to release Ice Blade.
C: One minute Jeff and Ice were fighting it out, but now they are working together. I guess after what happened to Johnny Bravo earlier, neither one of these two wants to end up in there alone against both of the YMCA.
F: Then from behind, Gay Bandit runs over and grabs Jeff Ravage by the head and plants him with a face first bulldog. Bandit stands over Ravage ... and what is that he is about to go for?
C: While DWG is stomping Ice Blade in the corner, Gay Bandit is hopping across the ring, on one foot. Not this, I hate this move!
F: While Gay Bandit Worms his way across the ring, the timer once again reaches zero, and now here comes Sean "Elevation" O'Gara running down the aisle. Sean is another promising new comer to UCW, but lets see how well he does tonight.
C: Gay Bandit swings his arms and prepares to chop Jeff Ravage across the chest, but then Sean spring boards off the top rope and nails Gay Bandit with a missle drop kick, flooring the Gay Bandit.
F: Sean rushes over and clubs Dances with Guys in the back while DWG was focused on pummeling Ice Blade. Sean grabs DWG and tries to whip him from the corner, but then the much larger DWG pulls him back and flattens him with a short arm clothesline.
C: Ice Blade uses this distraction, and jumps to the second rope, and flies off and lands on DWG with a spring board moonsault. Ice now pummels on the face of Dances with Guys with a flury of punches, while now Sean O'Gara goes to meet the Gay Bandit who is crawling to his feet.
F: O'Gara reaches down to pick Bandit up, but then Bandit nails him with a low blow. But rather than capitalize, Bandit goes over to help out his partner, and nails Ice Blade with a flying fist.
C: Ice Blade falls back into the corner in a sitting position. Bandit and DWG both move to the opposite corner, and then DWG whips Bandit in, for what looks to be a bronco buster. But Ice Blade gets his foot up, and Bandit crashes crotch first into the shoe of Ice Blade.
F: Bandit falls in a heap, and as Ice gets up, DWG runs in with an attempted Avalanche, but Ice ducks and DWG crashes face first into the top of the ring post.
C: DWG is half over, and then Ice takes advantage and grabs the leg of Dances with Guys and dumps him over and DWG plops to the floor. Ice Blade has just eliminated Dances with Guys, and now the YMCA no longer has a team advantage.
C: Jeff kicks Sean, and whips him to the other side of the ring and charges in after him, but then Sean jumps to the ropes and springboards off with a back elbow nailing Jeff Ravage in the face. With Sean, Ice and Bandit in there, that is three of the high flyers of the UCW, along with Jeff Ravage.
F: Sean grabs the feet of Ravage, and then nails a leg drop between the legs of Jeff Ravage. While in the corner Ice Blade is trying to get the Gay Bandit over the rope, but Bandit is still holding on. Bandit has been there since the start of this match, and now it is time for some one else to get down here.
C: "Hells Bells" by ACDC plays, and now here comes Chris Boswell. Chris has held every other singles belt here in UCW, and now is his chance to finally win the big one. Being the former XWC World Champion, he knows what it is like to be on top of a wrestling federation.
F: He steps into the ring, and right away he is met with a kick to the stomach by Ice Blade, who abandonded the Gay Bandit for a chance to try eliminate an established UCW Superstar.
C: Ice whips Boswell to the ropes, as Boswell bounces back, he grabs Ice and plants him with a knee to the face. Now here comes the Gay Bandit, but Boswell with a kick to the stomach, and then grabs Bandit by the head, and simply throws him over the top and to the floor.
C: Boswell has had the wind knocked out of him, while Now O'Gara picks Boswell up and stretches him across his knee. A painful move to the back of Chris Boswell.
F: Well it isn't going to get any better. O'Gara singlas to Ice Blade, who climbs to the top rope, and leaps off and nails Boswell with a guilotine leg drop while he was still layed against the knee of Sean. Boswell has got to be hurting after that.
C: Ice Blade and Sean O'Gara have now seemed to have formed a partnership. At least for now anyway, as they pick up Jeff Ravage and whip him into the ropes and catch him with a double drop kick. Ravage is still in there, but for how long?
F: Chris Boswell just sits in the corner, while Jeff Ravage attempts to put up a fight against O'Gara and Ice Blade. He is throwing punches to both of them, but it doesn't seem to be doing much good.
C: Ravage shoves Ice to the mat, and then levels Sean with a stiff punch, and then tries to get O'Gara over, but then Ice with a kick to the back sends Jeff Ravage flying ver the top. A nice try by Jeff, but Ice and O'Gara were to much of a double team to handle.
C: Boswell simply motions for Ice and O'Gara to come and get him. Well, Boswell has shown himself to be a very gutsy wrestler, but how good will even he be against two wrestlers like Sean O'Gara and Ice Blade?
F: First Sean rushes in, and he gets floored with a hard right hand by Chris. Then Ice who gets kicked in the stomach, and slammed face first into the turnbuckle. Then again, and again, and again Boswell is slamming Ice Blade into the turnbuckle pad.
C: Then Sean rushes in and tries to nail Boswell from behind, but Boswell moves and Sean plows into Ice Blade. Sean stands shocked, as Boswell grabs him from behind, and then sends him flying backwards with a german suplex.
F: Boswell kneels over Sean and pummels away on him, but Ice runs over and kicks Boswell in the head and sends Boswell to the outside, but under the bottom rope, so Boswell is still in this match.
C: O'Gara is getting up to his feet, but then Ice shoves him. I guess Ice is upset about about Sean nailing him just now.
F: Sean shoves back, and this time Ice nails him with a hard punch, and Sean punches back. Well, so much for this team up. I guess this was Boswell's plan all along, as he climbs into the ring and now watches as they fight it out.
C: Well he isn't going to have much of a rest. Here is Niles coming to the ring now. No one will be able to throw out this seven foot 500 pound monster. Niles could very well win this match on size alone. Unlike the "Texas Brawler" earlier, Niles is a former Hardcore champion, so he knows what to do in this ring.
F: Niles steps over the top rope and into the ring, and right away Chris Boswell is over and nails Niles with a punch to the face. But unphased, Niles grabs Boswell, and lays him out with a big headbutt.
C: Ice and Sean put their differences aside when they see this huge monster in the ring, and they go over to meet the big man. First Ice runs over, but Niles raises his shoe and nails Ice in the face wth a big boot.
F: Sean tries kicking Niles in the back of the huge leg to bring him down, but Niles grabs him by the face, and shoves O'Gara across the ring.
C: Boswell tries an axhandle from the second rope, but Niles catches him by the throat. It looks as if Niles is going to chokeslam Chris Boswell over the top rope and to the outside, what a way to be eliminated.
F: No, but Ice Blade is on the outside apron, and he climbs to the top rope and flies off with a cross body ... but Niles simply catches him! Niles walks around with Ice in his arms, and is about to dump Ice Blade to the outside, but suddenly Sean O'Gara jumps off the other corner and kicks Ice Blade in the back and into Niles, while at the same time, Chris Boswell nails Niles from behind with a dropkick to the back of the knee! Niles crashes down with a huge crash.
C: They brought the big man down, but now what do they do with him? All three stomp away, but Niles seems to be about to get on up anyway.
F: Boswell jumps onto the back of Niles, and tries to wear him down with a sleeper, while Ice and O'Gara still kick away on the chest of the big mas as he keeps trying to get up. What they have to do is try figure out a way to send this big man over the ropes and to the outside.
C: Well maybe the next wrestler to come down can think of something. Who is this?
F: That ... that is the Rubber Tortilla Avenger? He DOES exist!
C: I am as surprised as you are James. The caped superhero steps into the ring and stand gallantly while the other three wrestelrs are doing their best to keep Niles down. Then he reaches into his cape and pulls out ... a rubber tortilla!
F: He pulls back, and slaps Niles across teh face with that rubber tortilla. Ice, O'Gara, and Boswell all just stare in shock at this masked man.
C: RTA just stands with his hands on his hips and chest out, and then Ice and O'Gara lose all focus, and now both start an attack on RTA! That's ... CLUBBERIN'! We have clubberin' in UCW onto the Rubber Tortilla Avenger!!!
F: But this leaves Boswell and Niles. Boswell is still trying to wear down the Sexy Butler with that sleeper, but Niles is getting to his feet.
C: Niles is up, and Boswell is riding on his back. Suddenly, Niles just falls backwards and crashes all 500 pounds onto Chris Boswell. Boswell has been crushed!
F: RTA with an eblow to the ribs of Sean, and then an eye rake to Ice stops the atack on him. Suddenly he decides to focus on Niles, and walks over and reaches under Niles and is gong for an attempted body slam. But it is not happening.
C: Niles simply doesn't know what to think of this guy, and with a sledge hammer like blow, clubs RTA across the back.
F: Niles reaches down, and grabs RTA by the throat. He picks RTA up, and places him sitting on the top rope. He prepares to nail RTA and knock him out the ring, but then Ice Blade comes along, and nails Niles from behind with a low blow. There is a way to bring Niles down.
C: Suddenly, in runs Sean O'Gara, and hes jumps ont and leaps from the back of the crouched over Niles, and with a flying tackle, nails Rubber Tortilla Avenger in the chest, and sends him flying back and to the outside. They don't call him "Elevation" for nothing!
C: But now Boswell is back, and now he has a chair, and slams it into the face of Niles. Looks like Boswell is taking a cue from Ickeez earlier in this match.
F: Boswell has Niles against the ropes, and now coming down the aisle is Buffy. UCW's current womans champion, but now tonight she has a chance to become the first female World champion of UCW.
C: Boswell is about to nail Niles again, and hopefully send him over, but then Niles with a hard fist nails the chair into the face of Chris Boswell.
F: Boswell is busted open and leaning against the rope, and now Niles is about to clothesline him over. Niles backs back to bounces off the ropes for momentum and ... Buffy has pulled the top rope down before she was in the ring, and Niles sailed on over and to the outside!! Buffy, our Womans champion has eliminated the seven foot, 500 pound monster Niles by herself!!!
C: Buffy officially climbs into the ring, and right away with a kick to the stomach sends Chris Boswell to the corner, where she continues the assault onto Boswell. After what we have just seen, I am sure no one will ever underestimate any of the ladies here in UCW.
F: Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Ice Blade and Sean O'Gara are again fighting it out. These two young superstars have both got a bright future in the UCW, but right now they are fighting for the biggest one of them all.
C: Ice chops O'Gara in the corner, while Buffy does the same to Boswell in the other corner. Ice and Buffy has seemed to have started some sort of relationship, but are they even aware of each other presense in the ring right now?
F: At the same time, Buffy whips Boswell out of the corner, and Ice does the same to O'Gara. Then Boswell and Sean reverse, and send Buffy and Ice to the middle of the ring.
C: Ice and Buffy crash heads together. If they weren't aware of each other before, they are now for sure.
F: O'Gara runs in to deck Ice from behind, but Ice ducks and O'Gara ends up nailing Buffy. Then Boswell runs in, and because of Buffy being knocked down by O'Gara, he ends up nailing Ice Blade.
C: Now they have switched. Boswell stomps on Ice Blade in the corner, while Sean O'Gara holds Buffy in the corner and slaps her across the chest. That bastard!
F: Ease up Creed, it's a very competive environment. Buffy knew what she was getting into with this match up.
C: Yeah I know ... but I wish I was Sean O'Gara right now!
F: Creed! That was un-called for. Now here is our next wrestler coming out. Coming out to "A Wish For Wings That Work" by Poison The Well, here is Anton Madrox. Anton is another new comer to UCW, who is making their debut tonight in an attempt to win the UCW World Title belt.
C: Anton steps into the ring, and goes over to the corner to help Boswell stomp on Ice Blade. Boswell steps back, and allows Anton to stomp away on the chest of Ice. Anton is looking pretty proud of himself, as he turns to Boswell and raises his hand for a high five. Looks like Anton think he has found a new friend here in UCW.
F: Boswell just looks at Madrox, and then reaches up and slaps his hand for that high five. Anton and Boswell show off to the crowd, and raise their arms together. A new alliance has been formed by the look of it.
C: Or maybe not. Boswell just pulls Madrox in and with a short arm clothesline, sends Madrox over the ropes and to the outside. Well, there are no friends in this type of match.
C: Well now Boswell reaches down to continue the assault on Ice Blade, but then Ice manages to kick Boswell in the stomach as he is closing in. Ice Blade still has some fight left in him. Which is amazing considering how long he has been in this match, and the fight he has been in since getting in there.
F: Ice pulls himself up, and then kicks Boswell in the stomach once again. Then another kick but this one Boswell is able to catch, but right away Ice Blade levels Chris Boswell in the head with an enziguri. While on the other side of the ring, Sean O'Gara is still taking the fight to the Womans Champion Buffy.
C: O'Gara is choking Buffy on the second rope, and pushing his knee right in between her shoulders for added pressure. Sean O'Gara has been in this match for a nice while to. He has been showing an impressive performance as well.
F: Seans runs across the ring, and slams down once again into the back of Buffy. He tries again, and this time Buffy moves at the last second, and Sean O'Gara lands straddling on the second rope.
C: Ouch, that has got to be hurting O'Gara, and now to add to that, Buffy grabs the second rope and shakes it up and down, which causes O'Gara even more pain I am sure.
F: Buffy climbs to the second rope, and O'Gara is pulling him self off of this very precarious situation. Then Buffy jumps off, and hooks her legs around the head of O'Gara and tries to bring him down with a huracanrana.
C: But O'Gara still holds onto the ropes, and Buffy isn't quite able to bring him down. He now grabs the waist of Buffy and picks her up for a powerbomb. He hold her up ... and his face is right ...
F: Creed! O'Gara is looking to dump Buffy to the outside with a powerbomb, he drops her over the top rope ... but Buffy holds onto the top rope and still has O'Gara wrapped with her legs. Both of then tumble over, and O'Gara falls to the floor. but Buffy still holds onto the rope amd is still on the apron. But Sean O'Gara is now gone after an impressive showing.
F: Ice holds Boswell down on his knees, and holds his arms apart, and now Buffy is up and they are giving a serious bad mouth to Chris Boswell. She then takes this chance to slap Boswell across the face while he is being held by Ice Blade.
C: The two minute timer has one agains reaches zero, and how "Angel" by Shaggy is playing. Here comes Angel, another promising Woman newcomer superstar to UCW. She has been having her differences with Ice Blade and Buffy already since she got here.
F: While Buffy is choking Boswell while Ice Blade holds her, Angel steps into the ring and right away grabs Buffy by the hair and pulls her off of Chris Boswell and throws her to the mat. I am sure this has nothing to do with any concern for Boswell, but more her wanting a chance to get her hands on Buffy.
C: Boswell now manages to get up to one knee, and then drops and nails Ice Blade with a jaw jacker, while now Angel and Buffy are staring off and circling each other and exchanging words . I think we are going to see a ..
F: Don't do it Creed!
C: It's going to be a ...
F: I'm warning you!
C: It's ... it's ...
F: Shut up Creed!
C: Oh, all right ...
F: Buffy and Angel circle each other, and then they make a run at each other, and Buffy with a take down and ...
C: WE HAVE A CAT FIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!! CAAAAATTTTTTTT FIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT!!!
F: Creed! Buffy and Angel are rolling around, and now Buffy is on top and is laying some heavy punches to teh head of Angel, but then Angel reaches up and grabs the hair Buffy and brings her over and slams the back of the head of Buffy hard on the mat repeatedly.
C: This is great!!! Two blonds rolling around, I think they are about to kiss!
F: They are not about to kiss! The two guys are up, and Ice Blade grabs Angel by the waist and pulls her off, and now Boswell holds onto Buffy by the arms and pulls her away also.
C: Then Buffy with a Dusty Rhodes mule kick nails Boswell right between the legs, and then Angel with a fist swings back and punches Ice right in the family jewels as well. Now the girls are going at it again, but this time Angel takes a swing at Buffy, who ducks and then counters by nailing Angel in the mouth with a spin kick.
F: While Ice and Boswell are down, now it is time for some one else to make their way down. "More Human than Human" by White Zombie plays, and here comes former World champion and current half of the Tag Team champions Shadow. Shadow who has been in the UCW longer since the very begining, and has held literally ever mans belt here.
C: Yeah, Shadow has done it all, but not this type of match up. And now, instead of getting between Angel and Buffy, Shadow instead takes this chance to stomp on Chris Boswell while he is down. Shadow and Boswell have been having some sort of fued in the tag team ranks lately, but because of Adam Lax, Boswell was unable to win the tag team gold away from Shadow and his wife and partner Vixen.
F: Buffy has Angel set up for a piledriver, but Angel struggles and Buffy can't quite get her up, and then Angel hooks the legs od Buffy and shoves her down to her back. She still holds the legs, and slingshots Buffy who crashes face first into the corner.
C: Angel grabs Buffy from behing, and picks her up and drops her on her head with a belly to back suplex. Then as Angel is trying to capitalize, Ice Blade is up, and he floors Angel with a clothesline. Now this isn't going to be very good for Angel.
F: On the outside if the ring, Shadow as rolled out under the bottom rope, and is pulling Chris Boswell to the turnbuckle post by the feet. He pulls Boswell legs around the post, and whips his leg around the metal post. Boswell has had his legs worked on in matches before, and now Shadow is doing the same. Smart strategy to focus on a weak point.
C: Meanwhile, Ice Blade and Buffy whips Angel to the ropes. They both duck to atempt a double back drop, but Angel leap forgs them bth and lands behind them. She right away places a drop kick to the back of Buffy knocking heron her face, and when Ice turns around she kicks him in the stomach, and then nails him with an X-Factor.
F: Now Shadow has the legs hooked of Chris Boswell, and is now cinching in a figure four leg lock around the metal post. Boswell is a bloody mess, and is screaming in pain, how he is still in this match is a wonder. It shows the skill and determination of Chris Boswell, but now it is time for our next wrestler to get out here. The timer goes off, and no one is coming down the aisle, who is it supposed to be.
C: Well, now is the time. Wish me luck ther James.
F: What? Creed? Why are you taking off your head set? What are you doing? Jack Creed has put down his head set, and is heading to the ring. This isn't going to be very pretty.
F: Creed climbs into the ring, and is looking at Angel. Angel notices him and gives a disgusted look to Creed. She doesn't know quite want to think of our beloved Jack Creed, who now blows kisses at her. Angel backs back as Creed gives a sly look and closes in on her. Not that she is afriad of anything Jack might do, but who would want a sleaze like Jack Creed touching them?
F: Wait, now Shadow releases Chris Boswell from the figure four and climbs into the ring. He sneaks up behind Creed, who is closing in on Angel and about to make some sort of move on her. But right before he can, Shadow grabs Creed by the back of the shirt and pants, and throws him over the ropes and to the outside. Just like that, Jack Creed is gone, and he seems shocked about it.
C: I really think Angel likes me. To bad Shadow got involved, I bet she would have agreed to be my girl friend.
F: What? You are insane! I've never seen such repulsion in a woman!
C: I've seen worse.
F: Why does that not surprise me? Shadow waits for Ice Blade to get to his feet, and then grabs him and nails an inverted atomic drop. He then levels Ice blade with clothesline off the ropes, and then picks Ice up and is trying to throw Ice over the ropes and to the outside, but then Buffy comes along and rakes the eyes of Shadow, saving Ice from eventual elimination.
C: The bloody and battered Chris Boswell is struggling to his feet in the corner, while Angel now runs in with a jumping splash ... but Boswell catches her! He then snake eyes her face first onto the top turnbuckle. I bet she is regerting what she turned down right now.
F: I really doubt it Creed! Boswell leaves Angel laying, and decides to focus on Ice Blade. Him and Ice have both been in there longer than anybody else, I guess that is why he is so determined to lay a hurting on Ice, as he runs in and boots Ice in the chest as he is getting to his feet.
C: Buffy is kicking Shadow in the corner. Then Shadow catches her foot, and spins her around and levels her with a kick to the stomach and a DDT. But now it is almost time for the next wrestler to come out. Who can this be.
F: Here he comes, it is the UCW Internet Champion Jack Heart. This late in the match, it is an advantage for a guy like Jack Heart to get in there. He just may be the one to become the UCW World Champion, he has come very close before, on multiple occasions.
C: As soon as Jack is in the ring, he makes a straight line to Chris Boswell. What a rivalry these two have had, datung back to when Boswell was a member of the Royal Family with Jack and Whats-his-Face.
F: Jack comes in with a flury of punches, and has Boswell reeling against the ropes. This could be it for Boswell, he has got to be spent. Jack winds up and prepares to deck Boswell and send him out and over ... but Boswell ducks, and with a second wind is now delivering a flury of punches to the Universal Hearthrob.
C: Boswell winds up and now tries to get rid of Jack, but then as Boswell charges in, Jack Heart ducks and with a back body drop lift Boswell high up, and dumps him to the outside. After everything he has took in this match, Chris Boswell is now gone. What an effort though.
C: Ice has been in there a very long time, it is amazing he is able to take any fight to anybody right now. While on the other side of the ring, Shadow is holding holding onto Buffy so that Angel can get a few shots in on her. Angel then grabs a hold of Buffy from Shadow, who then decides to turn his attention to Ice Blade and Jack Heart.
F: Angel looks to be setting up Buffy for the Angel Bomb. I guess knocking her out will make her easy prey to be thrown over the top and to the outside. Angel positions the head of Buffy between her legs ...
C: Ah ...
F: Not a word Creed!
C: Nuts! Angel tries to pick Bufy up, but Buffy holds on, and then Angel slams Buffy across the back a few times, and this time does pick her up and drives her back of the head first into the mat. That move has to have taken a toll on the Womans Champion. Win or lose tonight we know Angel has got to be a contender to the Womans title belt that Buffy holds.
F: She sure would, the UCW Womans division has gorwn to become very competitive, and Buffy and Angel are two of the perfect examples as to why. Angel kicks Buffy while she is down, while Jack Heart is being chopped in the corner by Ice Blade, and by Shadow. Then Shadow turns and nails Ice with a hard chop to the chest.
C: Ice Blade has been in there so long you'd think that would flatten him out, but he seems to have been awaken by that! Shadow chops him again and Ice just screams at him. Ice has been taking a beating this whole match, and now he seems to be very sick of that.
F: He then nails Shadow back with several chops, and has him against the ropes. Ice grabs Shadow and goes to whip him to the other side of the ring, but then Shadow pulls him back and knees him in the stomach. Shadow goes for an attempted hip toss, but Ice lands on his feet and attempts a hip toss of his own.
C: Then Shadow lands on his feet, and then another hip toss, but this one lifts Ice Blade up and over the top rope, and Ice Blade lands on the floor. After all that he has endured, Ice Blade is now out of this match up.
C: As Inferno climbs into the ring, Angel has got the un-conscious body of Buffy up, and is setting her up for yet another Angel Bomb. But then as she reaches down, Inferno runs over and nails Angel hard in the face with a big boot! HA! Servers her right!
F: Creed! Angel looks to be seriously knocked out after that kick to the face from the 300 pound Inferno, and now Inferno heads to the corner where Jack Heart is to, and elbows him in the head a couple times. Most of these wrestlers are easy picking for Inferno now, because he is the fresh man in the ring.
C: Inferno pulls Jack out of the corner, and tosses him across the ring with an over head belly to belly suplex. But then just as Inferno gets up, Shadow is over and kicks Inferno in the back of hig leg. Inferno has felt that for sure.
F: Shadow with a clothesline has Inferno reeling. Shadow runs off the ropes and nails yet another clothesline. He runs off once more, and this time Inferno takes a wild swing at him, but Shadow ducks, and then Jack Heart is up, and then him and Shadow with a double clothesline knock Inferno to the mat.
C: Over in the corner, Angel and Buffy are both slowly struggling to their feet. These two woman have endured a lot in this match, more than even some men could even stand, but they are both getting up. Like each other or not, Buffy and Angel have both got to respect each other.
F: Wow, well said Creed.
C: Yeah, well I'll respect either of them more in the morning.
F: Creed! Now some one else is coming down the aisle, it is Hiroko. The former womans Champion, and the body guard to Maziar Sardar. Hiroko has proven her self to be a very dangerous person here in the UCW. Right away she gets in the ring, and floors Buffy with a stiff martial arts kick to the head.
C: She then levels Angel with a revere heel kick, and Hiroko picks Angel up, and ties her upside down in the corner in a tree of woe. Hirko then heads across the ring, and then runs back and connects with a baseball slide to the face up the upside down Angel.
F: Angel falls to the mat, and then as Buffy is getting up, Hiroko with a stiff kick to the ribs of Buffy, and then sends her to the corner. Hiroko then stands on the second rope and delivers a series of hard punches to the head of Buffy.
C: But wait, while Hiroko is up there, Angel from behind clubs her in the back, and Hiroko falls over the ropes and to the outside. I think not knowing english was to disadvantage of Hiroko, who didn't seem to understand the rules of this match. She doesn't even realize she has been eliminated.
C: Shadow grabs the legs of Inferno, and then Jack climbs to the top roe and dives off and head butts Inferno right between the legs. Inferno has got to have felt that one for sure. While Inferno is kicking in pain, Shadow delivers a few stomps to the ribs for good measure.
F: Now look, a second ago Angel and Buffy worked together to get rid of Hiroko, and now they have started slugging at each other again. Both of them know what is at stake in this match, and are willing to do whatever it takes to get it. They want the UCW World Title gold so bad and it shows.
C: Buffy with a kick to the stomach of Angel, and then grabs her and looks to go for the Tornado DDT, but Angel holds on and counters with a northern lights suplex. Angel is up, and grabs Buffy and lifts her high up for a brainbuster suplex. Angel drops Buffy head first onto the mat. An effective move but again, what she has to do is send Buffy over the top and to the floor.
F: Angel stands over Buffy, but then out of nowhere Jack Heart grabs her and plants her with a bulldog head lock. A surprising move by Jack Heart, who fancies himself as a ladies man. I guess the thirst for UCW World title gold is more important for the Universal Hearthrob.
C: Now down the aisle, it is Kris Star. In his first ever UCW match, now is a great chance for him to win World title gold. Kris hits the ring, and cathes Shadow by surprise with a knee to the back. What a way to make an impact by knocking off a top star Kris has to be thinking.
F: He grabs Shadow by the hair, and slams him face first into the top turnbuckle. Kris seems seriously pumped up. He notices Inferno getting to his feet and decides to take a chance against him as well. He runs to nail Inferno, but all momentum is stopped when Inferno grabs him and flattens him with a spine buster.
C: That took the steam out of Starr. Now Jack Heart whips Angel to the ropes, and catches her with a samoan drop. He sees Buffy getting to her feet as well, and then he climbs to the second rope. I think he is looking to set Buffy up for the Heart Breaker.
F: Jack jumps off, and then Buffy punches him in the stomach as he is coming down. Jack has been surprised by that, and then there is Buffy who takes him down with a head scissors. And while Inferno chokes on Kris Star, Shadow is up, and then kicks Inferno in the side of the head.
C: What a match we have been seeing here tonight. All these people in the ring seem to be very tired out already, and who ever is coming down next is going to have a major advantage.
F: Here he comes now. It is Taylor Made, Chris Boswell's new tag team partner. We seen Taylor for the first time last week as he took out Adam Lax. And now he is going to try what Boswell didn't earlier, and win this Battle Royal, and the UCW World Title belt.
C: Taylor is in, and he goes over and picks up Kris Starr and is already trying to get him up and over the ropes. Taking a quick advantage is Taylor Made. He is trying to push him out, but Kris is still holding on. While now Buffy and Angel have both got a hold of Jack Heart.
F: Buffy holds the legs of Jack, and then stomps Jack Heart hard right between the legs. Seems to be a lot of this happening in this match. Ah well ...
C: Ouch, that will ruin Jack's celebration plans for tonight. But now Angel grabs the legs, and then she does the exact same to Jack! The girls are playing top this, and it is Jack Heart who is paying the price ... big time!
F: Jack crawls to the corner, and is pleading with the girls to back off. No disputing the toughness of Jack Heart, but even he can't take much of that.
C: Buffy and Angel close in, and with all his fight left in him Jack kicks Buffy in the bread basket. Then again to Angel. Then Jack stands up and deck Buffy and knocks her to the mat. Then he rakes the eyes of Angel and then picks her up in a military press. He walks her to the ropes, and drops her to the floor. What a great effort for Angel.
C: Taylor is still struggling up. He grabs the foot of Shadow, and then shoves him down. He now crawls onto Shadow and pummels on him. Taylor Made is looking seriously ticked off.
F: Now it is time for our last wrestler to come down. It is RJ Souza. RJ is a two time world champion, and has won this type of match before at UCW: New Era. What a break for RJ being the last person to enter this match.
C: RJ runs over and stomps on Taylor whichs causes him to fall off of Shadow. RJ kicking Taylor in the ribs, but Taylor is still managing to get to his feet. Taylor Made is showing a lot of toughness right now.
F: Now Shadow is up, and him and RJ both chop away on Taylor. They whip him to the ropes, and then Taylor charges off and deck them both with a double clothesline. Taylor Made has just layed out two former World Champions.
C: Now Starr is back up, and he nails Taylor from behind with an axhandle. He tries to throw Taylor out over, but Taylor with a back elbow nails Starr. Taylor grabs Star, and with a belly to belly throws him out and over.
C: Inferno with a knee to the stomach of RJ Souza, and then he whipes RJ to the ropes, but RJ holds on. Inferno runs in with a big boot, but RJ ducks and Inferno lands straddling the top rope. A very painful position, but now RJ grabs his other legs and picks Inferno up and drops him over. We are down to the final five.
F: I am sure these fans can remember all the way back to UCW: Spite when these two fought and it was Shadow who walked away the UCW Champion. But will history repat itself, or will RJ avenge that loss?
C: They say something to each other, obvious trash talking, but you still knwo there has to be some respect between these two. These two were there when UCW first started, and now nearly a year later, here they are again. The Shadow with a puch, and then RJ with another. They start trading punches back and forth to each other, and the crowd goes wild.
F: RJ is taking an advantage and has Shadow reeling against the ropes. Rj whips Shadow out, and then Shadow with a reversal pulls RJ back, and knees him in the stomach. RJ bends over, and Shadow grabs him and it looks like he is going to go for the Death's Descent.
C: Shadow lifts RJ up onto his shoulders, but then RJ slips down and with a back kick, nails Shadow with a low blow. While on the other side of the ring, Buffy has a hold of Jack Heart by the head, and she goes for the Tornado DDT once again.
F: She spins him around, but Jack is holding on, and drops her over the ropes! But Buffy landed on the apron and still has a hold of Jack, and amazingly she pulls him up over the ropes and drops him on the floor. Buffy has eliminated Jack Heart!
F: But behind her, here comes RJ!. Buffy turns around, and RJ with a cheap shot pucnch knocks Buffy off the apron. After all that, Buffy is now gone. But what a fight for Buffy. We haven't seen the last of our Womans Champion.
F: Well who can blame her? After all she has been through, to be eliminated by a cheap shot from RJ Souza.
C: RJ is just looking at her and shrugs his shoulders. He doesn't feel bad for eliminating Buffy in that manner. That is wy RJ was such a great champion. And why he will probably be one again.
F: But from behind, here is Shadow, and drop kicks RJ in the back and sends him into the corner. Shadow now with a series of body shots to RJ.
C: Shadow goes to whip RJ out, but RJ reverses and now sends Shadow to the other corner. RJ runs in, and with a clotheslines knocks Shadow on his back. RJ is signalling, I think he is going to nail the Bad Karma Drop.
F: RJ sets Shadow up. But Buffy is still out there and she yells to RJ. RJ blows a kiss at her of all things. What cockiness by the former champion.
C: But wait, Shadow grabs RJ by the legs and picks him up ... and back body drops him over the ropes! Shadow has won it!!
F: Your winner, and new UCW World Champion, Shadow! Now a Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.