F: Welcome to UCW Zero Tolerance. I am here as always, the UCW President and Owner Felicity, and sitting next to me, is the new UCW Commish Maziar Sardar.
M: It is great to be here. I promise I will be doing a better job than the last UCW Commish we have had. But now on to our first match. We are opening with what has to be the most anticipated match of this PPV. A fierce rivalry between our Internet Champion Ickeez and newcomer SiR Richard Foxhunt.
F: Sir Richard has drawn a lot of attention since being here in UCW for such a short period of time. But now here comes the time for him to show what he can do here in UCW. And what better test than the Internet Champion Ickeez. This should be a very interesting match.
M: Here comes the Internet Champion now, along with his manager Orgasma. Our UCW fans are cheering loudly for Ickeez. Even louder than usual. They must really want to see this Foxhunt guy get beat tonight.
F: Now out comes Sir Richard, and the cheers turn into jeers pretty quick. But Richard seems to not really care. Him, along with the Queen walk down to the ring arm and arm. What a contrast in the Queen ... to Orgasma. That is two very different ladies out there folks.
M: Ickeez is waiting in the ring, while Richard and the Queen prance around the ring and Richard is attempting to shake hands with several of the fans at ring side ... but they want none of him. No surprise really.
F: The Queen wishes Richard luck, and now Richard climbs into the ring. Him and Ickkez face off, and the bell rings and this match is finally started ... and Richard is holding out his hand to Ickeez and attempting a handshake. Is he kidding?
M: Ickeez doesn't seem to know what to think about that. He looks to Orgasma, and to the crowd. Will Ickeez shake the hand of Sir Richard Foxhunt?
F: Ickez walks up to Richard ... and instead of shaking his hand, he shows Richard his two middle fingers to the delight of the fans. This shocks Richard, but then Ickeez nails him in the head with a hard punch that knocks Richard flat. The crowd loves this even more.
M: Richard crawls to the ropes as Ickeez follows him. Ickeez grabs Richard by the shirt, but Richard holds onto the ropes, and the referee is making Ickeez release the hold. But Ickeez isn't listening ... but Richard kicks backwards, and nails Ickeez with a low blow.
F: The referee didn't notice he did that, but he has an idea of what has happened. But it looks like Richard is denying it. Now Richard grabs the leg of Ickeez and attempts to soften it up. Looks like Richard will be going to the Tea Time later in this match, and working on the leg is sure to soften it up. As much as he may be hated by many, Sir Richard Foxhunt is a very skilled technical wrestler.
M: He does a spinning toe hold onto the leg of Ickeez, while the Queen looks on and applaud the effort of Sir Richard. He attempts another spin around, but Ickeez pushes Richard with his other foot, and Sir Richard crashes face first into the corner.
F: Ickkez is back up, and he now grabs sir Richard by the back of his head. Richard pleads, but Ickeez slams Richard face first into the turnbuckle repeatedly, much to the delight of the fans. At the count of ten, Ickeez releases Richard, but then as Richard is staggering out of the corner, Ickeez runs to the ropes, and comes back with a stiff clothesline.
M: Sir Richard rolls to the outside of the ring and is now calling for a time out? What time out? There is no time out in wrestling.
F: Well Ickeez is in hot pursuit, and he climbs out after him and gives chase. Richard runs around, the ring, but Ickeez runs after him. But then Ickeez runs to the Queen and stands behind her. He is blocking Ickeez with the Queen ... will that even really matter to Ickeez?
M: Ickeez looks like he might nail the Queen anyway, but then SRF pushes the Queen to Ickkez, and in that second of distraction, SRF with an eye rake catches Ickeez off guard. Here comes Orgasma, and she makes a bee line straight to the Queen. The Queens notices Orgasma coming, and she is set to make a run for it.
F: Queen climbs into the ring, but Orgasma does to, and just as the Queen is about to crawl out the other side, Orgasma catches her and pulls her back in. Now Orgasma is pummeling away on the Queen!
M: On the outside, SRF is stomping on Ickeez. Looks like SRF has got an advantage right now, with the referee distracted by Orgasma and the Queen brawling.
F: Wait! Here comes Spike Roberts down the aisle. He, along with some others, has taken offense to the antics of SRF. I guess now he is fixing to do something about it.
M: He grabs a chair at ring side, and then nails Sir Richard hard across the back with it. Richard never even seen that coming. And the referee didn't see it. Now Spike picks up SRF and rolls him back into the ring, and he also picks up Ickeez and rolls him into the ring. Ickeez gets an arm over the chest of SRF ... and the referee notices ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Ickkez has won this match up, but just barely. A good debut for SRF, and I am sure we haven't seen the last of him in UCW.
F: However this match is not for the
hardcore title but the winner will advance through
this round and can get a shot at The World Title.
M: Well Boswell wastes no time on
Ringmaster by stomping on his as he sided into the
ring.
F: Boswell picks Ringmaster up and
throws him into the corner turnbuckles. Boswell
continues to pound Ringmaster in the head and stomach.
M: Boswell is more than like a bar
brawler than a wrestler. But whatever it takes to win,
that is important and Boswell has had his success.
F: Boswell grabs Ringmaster by the arm and whips him
to the opposite corner. Boswell charges to Ringmaster
but Ringmaster stops him dead by a kick to the face.
Boswell falls back as Ringmaster climbs the ropes...
M: A very nice Moonassault by
Ringmaster! He goes for the cover 1 ... 2 . Boswell
throws the smaller Ringmaster off himself.
F: Both stand up, but Ringmaster quickly takes down
Boswell again with a spinning heel kick.
M : Ringmaster quickly locks up
Boswell with a leg lock, but Boswell easily reaches
for the ropes.
F: It was really easy for him, he has some long
arms....
M: Long, you were thinking about um,
you are sick!
F: No, I wasn’t!
M: Sure you weren’t. Both are up
again...Ringmaster goes for another heel kick, but
this time Boswell grabs his legs. Ringmaster goes for
an enziguri kick but Boswell dodges. He picks up
Ringmaster and Body slams him outside the ring! I
don’t want to be Ringmaster in that situation.
F: Boswell moves out of the ring and
referee starts the count. He picks up Ringmaster from
the protective mats outside the ring and whips him to
the stairs! Ouch... Ringmaster is in sure lots of
trouble.
M : Boswell walks to Ringmaster and
picks by back of his head. He pounds Ringmaster’s head
to the steel ring post...not once, not twice, but
three times! He picks up Ringmaster and puts him on
his shoulder...he moves back a little and then runs
and rams Ringmaster’s head once again to steel post!
He is busted open!
F: Boswell drops Ringmaster on the
fence as UCW fans try to take some pictures. Referee
has reached 15 in the count out. Boswell just looks at
unconscious Ringmaster and just leaves toward the
ring. I think Boswell is going to win this one with a
count-out...
M: But wait....Ringmaster quickly
rises and drops kicks Boswell before he can slide into
the ring. Both of them are on the ground
....17...18...19...and 20! This is a tie!
F: But it can’t be, some had to
advance through this line .... What do you suggest
Commissioner ?
M: That’s right, I am the Commissioner
and make the rules, not even you ms. President and
Owner ...er...I mean, uh......(grabbing a mic) This
match continues with a sudden death over time... the
winner will be the first one who will put the other
opponent through a table!
F: Well, looks like the commish has
made his first decision. Despite the fact that
Boswell just got a devastating dropkick to back of his
head, he still has more than a battered and bruised
Ringmaster. He picks up Ringmaster and he is bringing
him out here to our announcing table ... uh-oh...
M : Boswell has his hand around
Ringmaster’s throat...he is going to chockslam him
into here....move back....here we go! Oh
no......Ringmaster just kicked Boswell in the stomach
as he was raised for a chockslam and then brought him
down through the table with a Hurricana! Ringmaster
has just turned the tables and won!
F: Well, both of them are down,
Boswell had the match in control, but Ringmaster won
at the end.
F: Welcome back and watch match that
was. Its now time for Jackal and Tank. Tank, another
newcomer to UCW, and it is hard not to notice him with
that size.
M: And here is the much smaller man,
Jackal...who however has proven that size DOES NOT
MATTER! However Jackal will never be another Maziar
Sardar. Sure, he has ‘beaten’ me, but that match
wasn’t aired and we don’t know what happened, so me
and Jackal have to seat and talk....anyways, the bell
ring and the match is under way.
F: Jackal laughs and runs to the much
bigger Tank, but he easily stops him with a punch to
the face which makes Jackal struggle back and fall.
M: Jackal quickly gets up but he falls
down again with a HUGE Big Boot by tank!
F: I think Tank is a little better
than what Jackal thought he is. Tank goes for a
cover...1..2 ... and Jackal kicks out just in time.
M: Well, it is not easy to get off
from that Big Boot. That’s what you get from
underestimating your opponent.
F: Tank grabs that small neck of
Jackal with his Huge hand and picks him. This could be
all over for Jackal....or not! Jackal quickly gets off
the hold with an eye-rake to Tank!
M: Tank swings at Jackal but Jackal
uses his side speed and smaller size as and advantages
and dodges easily to run to opposite corner.
F: Jackal throws him to the ropes and
back to Tank who turns to see Jackal....but a Howl
From Beyond knocks Tank down! Jackal goes for the
cover 1 ... 2 ... 3!
M : Jackal got back up very fast just
the way he got thrown down and made short work of
Tank.
F: And now we will go for Roberts and "The Chief
Anarcyst" John Crichton. John is making his way to the
ring accomponied by Aeryn Sun. Yet another newcomer to
UCW.
M: And here comes a veteran of UCW and a very talented
Wrestler ... Spike Roberts.
F: There goes the bell. Spike quickly
tries to take down John with an arm bar, but John
reverses and counters with an arm-bar of his own.
M: However Spike gets off the hold
with an elbow to John’s head. Spike whips John to the
corner and follows with an devastating body splash on
him.
F: Spike starts some fast chops
across John’s chest.
M: Whoooooo!
F: But John lays a chop back on
Spike’s chest!
M: Whoooo!
M: John grabs Spike and whips him in
to near ropes. As Spike reflects back, John goes for a
clothsline, but Spike dodges and gets behind John and
gets him in a school boy. 1...2 . shoulders up!
F: Both men quickly get up. John tries to take Spike
down again with a right hand, but Spike blocks and
starts hammering John with right hands of his own.
John struggles backs to the ropes and Spike clothsline
him outside!
M: The veteran looks down at John outside. Spike
charges and then springboards off the top rope with a
suicide dive and connects onto the stunned John!
F : Spike has got this match in control. He picks up
John and rolls him into the ring.
M: Wait, here comes Aeryn. She grabs the ankle of
Spike as he is trying to get back to the ring to keep
his advantage over John. He kicks Aeryn off his ankle
... but then as he is getting back into the ring, John
takes advantage of his distraction by pulling up on
the second rope and crotches Spike.
F: The damage has been done. John quickly takes Spike
into the ring and takes him down with The Bad Part of
Hell! He goes for the cover 1... 2 ...3!
M: What a great PPV we have had so far. And we are only about half done so far. Now this match that is coming up has been anticipated for a while also. We finally get to see who this "Old friend" that has been appearing lately. Many people have been speculating, but so far no one has really figured it out. Now we will finally get to see who this will be. F: Here comes Voodoo now. He is as much in the dark as to who he will be facing tonight as we all are. But he doesn not really seem to care. He climbs to the ring, and looks to the aisle to see who he will be facing. M: The mysterious music starts ... and out comes somebody. But we can't get a good look at his face because of the hooded robe he is wearing, and what appears to be a mask of Budda. So we still can't really tell who this is. F: I'm sure once he is in the ring and starts wrestling, then we will be able to tell who this is. This person climbs into the ring and walks around. He raises his arms and poses to the crowd ... but he is clotheslined from behind by Voodoo. Looks like Voodoo doesn't care who he is fighting tonight, he is just out to win. M: Voodoo pummels on this mystery person, and then whips him into the ropes. The mystery man bounces off and his met with a fierce big Boot from Voodoo. The mystery man is layed out already ... and whats is that? It looks like that big Boot from Voodoo has kicked the mask off the mystery person. But we still can't see the face, because the hood is still covering it. F: Voodoo reaches down and grabs the mystery person by the throat, and picks him up. Looks like Voodoo is going for the Long Road to Hell! He picks the still hooded mystery man up ... and what the heck! MIST! From under the hood, the mystery man has just sprayed some sort of colored mist into the face of Voodoo. Now I am pretty sure we have an idea who this could be. M: Voodoo drops the hooded man and is now blinded and whiping his face and he falls to his knees. The hooded man is stalking, and then nails Voodoo with a stiff kick to the side of the head. Voodoo is down and the mystery man is climbing to the top rope. F: The fans cheer, cause they to seem to have an idea of who this man might be. The hooded persona stands on the top rope ... and then he pulls down his hood. It is Hari-Kari! Hari-Kari is back in the UCW. He hasn't been seen since sometime before Smell the Glove, but now he is back! M: Hari-Kari dives off the top rope, and nails Voodoo with the Suicide dive. HK with a cover ... 1 ...2 ... 3! Hari-Kari has won this match, and has made a successful return to UCW. M: Now it is time for our last match of tonight. While at first this match was supposed to be Jack Heart vs Pyromaniac, Pyro dropped out, but his Tournament sopt has been taking by Razor. Will this change the game plan of the Universal Hearthrob. F: And maybe Jack could do like his partner Sir Richard almost did and advance into the second round of this title tournament. So that way, at least one of the Royal Family can get a hold of some championship gold in UCW. M: From what I have seen, Jack has for sure got the skills to do it. But here comes his opponent Razor now. Razor was a late addition to this tournament, what an opportunity for Razor to luck his way into this match up. F: Now here comes the "Univeral Hearthrob" Jack Heart, along with his manager Ace Diamond. Looks as though Sir Richard Foxhunt has decided to stay backstage for this match up. M: Both men are in the ring, and there goes the bell. Jack Heart fixes his hair for a second, before finally facing off with Razor. Both men tie up, and then right away, Razor manages to get Jack Heart into an arm bar. F: Jack is yelling in pain, while Razor wrenches the arm of Jack Heart. Jack rolls out of the arm bar, and manages to get a hold of teh arm of Razor. Jack smiles to the crowd, but then is caught off guard by a counter clothesline by Razor. Jack needs to learn to focus more on the match, there could be world title gold at stake here. M: Razor then picks up the stunned Jack, and throws him into the ropes, but then Jack revereses and tosses Razor into the ropes. Jack with a leap frog as Razor bounces off, and then Razor bounces off the other ropes and Jack catches him with a hip toss ... but Razor lands on his feet and then tosses Jack. Jack's showing off is what could cost him this match. So far Razor has got him scouted. F: Wait, down the aisle, here comes Sir Richard Foxhunt. What is he doing back here? He lost his match earlier because of Spike Roberts, but now he is back out to watch is partner. And what is that he is carrying? It is a cup of tea and a saucer? M: Ace Diamond has climbed up onto the apron on the side of the ring, and is distracting the referee. This does not look good for Razor. F: Now Sir Richard is up on the other apron. But Razor notices him and is warning him not to interfere. Razor is getting in the face of Sir Richard Foxhunt and yelling at him. M: Sir Richard takes a sip of his tea ... but then withdrawls from it. I guess it is to hot for him, we can see the steam coming from the cup. What the heck! Sir Richard has just thrown the boiling hot tea into the face of Razor! That has got to be painful! F: And look, Jack Heart is on the top rope ... Razor is flailing around in pain and heads towards that corner ... and Jack jumps off ... and there is the Heart Breaker! Now Ace gets down off the apron, and the referee turns around to see Jack covering Razor ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Jack Heart has pulled off the win in this match up with an assist from Richard. But either way, Jack makes it to round 2 to fight the Infernal Freak.Winner - Ringmaster
Advances to Round 2
Jackal vs Tank
Round 1 World Title Tournament
Winner - Jackal
Advances to Round 2
Spike Robert vs John Crigton
Round 1 World Title Tournament
Winner -- John Crighton
Advances to Round 2
VooDoo vs ???
Round 1 World Title Tournament
Winner -- Hari-Kari
Advances to Round 2
Razor vs Jack Heart
Round 1 World Title Tournament
Winner -- Jack Heart
Advances to Round 2