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The night opens with pyros and fireworks exploding from the stage and the camera scans the sold out arena crowd. The camera then zooms into some of the fans signs, which some read "Asylum is 100% Mentally Safe" and "James Reeves is My Brother". After a couple of minutes, the crowd eventually settle down and the commentators start the show. Dave: Hello and welcome to another edition of UCW Saturday Night Carnage. Bryan: Hi, I'm Bryan Anderson and here with me is the usual David Simmons. Dave: What a lineup we have tonight. Bryan: It's gonna be one hell of a night to remember because tonight we have a 4-way elimination match for the UCW Global Title. Dave: I think you missed the most important factor of that match. Hanging above that ring is a very very big cage, in fact some may even call it a Hell in a Cell!!! Bryan: Wodda ya mean some call it a Hell in a Cell? Every god damn person calls a Hell in a Cell, only people like you dont. Dave: Alright, alright. Calm down. Jeeze. Bryan: I guess we better stop yapping and let the show go on because i do believe someone is walking out right now. Dave: We're going to start the show with the semi finals of the Ultimate Title Tournament. People R Strange by Twiztid begins to play as the crowd start to give mixed reactions to Asylum. Tubular Bells plays and the crowd switch and start to boo loudly as Eli Flair makes his way to the ring. They lock up and Eli straight away gets Asylum into a arm lock. Asylum is struggles to get out of it and in desperation, pokes his thumb into Eli's eye. With Eli blinded, Asylum charges at him with a clothesline followed by an elbow drop. Asylum picks Eli up by the hair and hits him across the head with some strong right hands and forces Eli into the corner. Asylum spits on his hand and knife-edge chops Eli on the chest a couple of times. Eli then counters back suddenly and throws Asylum into the corner and gives some knife-edges of his own. Eli whips Asylum into the other corner and charges at him with a big splash. Asylum falls to the ground suffering from the splash while Eli locks in the boston crab submission. The pain is showing on Asylum's face as he tries to reach for the ropes, but Eli just drags him back to the middle of the ring each time. The referee is asking if Asylum wants to give up. Some of the crowd are starting to cheer and Asylum finally gets some strength to reach the ropes and Eli gets fustrated. Asylum gets to his feet and ducks Eli's clothesline. Eli turns around and Asylum kicks him in the gut followed by a swinging neck breaker. Asylum is pumping with adrenalin and picks Eli back up. Asylum grapples from behind and sidewalk slams Eli to the canvas. Asylum is still pumping as he waits for Eli to get up and when he does, Asylum spears him back down. Eli is lying on the ring motionless as Asylum covers him. 1......2......kick out. Asylum picks up Eli and gets ready for the Sickness, but Eli give him a low blow without the ref seeing. Eli then sets Asylum up for his finisher, the Fallen One. But Asylum suddenly gives Eli a low blow of his own. Asylum stands up and pulls out some sort of plastic protection for his croth area. Asylum laughs for a while and the delivers the Sickness to Eli and covers him. 1......2......3!!! Dave: Asylum is through to the finals of the tournament! Bryan: I guess it was lucky that Asylum was wearing his protection today. Dave: We're gonna go to a break now so stay with us cos we'll be right back. -------------------------Commercial Break---------------------- Dark Warrior vs Venom >>> Winner Dark = Warrior ^^^No results for the above match as they didn't roleplay. Dave: Welcome back and the Prez is on his way out to the ring. Bryan: I wonder what he has to say tonight. Prez Eclipse: I'm sure you all know about the 4-way elimination Hell in a Cell match tonight for the Global Title (crowd cheers). So i guess there is no need to talk about that. I'm also sure that everyone knows about the first UCW Pay Per View called Xtreme Measures which will feature the first Ultimate Title match (corwd cheers even louder). So i guess there's no need to talk about that then. But i'm not too sure that you all know about the, not one, not two, not three, but four firings i will be handing out right here right now. For the past few weeks, some people have not shown up at our shows and some havent even shown there faces since the opening. So i have taken some action to these 4 people who go by the name of: Poppa Roach, Cassius, Legacy and Venom (crowd boo and start to chant "they suck"). Yes i agree with you fans, they do suck and maybe even each other, but who knows, thats mybe why they havent shown up. Anywayz, here in my right hand are their contracts and here in my left hand is a lighter. When the two meet, there will be fire and in simple terms, Poppa Roach you're FIRED!!! Cassius you're FIRED!!! Legacy you're FIRED!!! Venom you're FIRED!!! Whooo!!! That felt good and i might have to do that again with some other wrestlers. Well thats all i wanted to do out here, so i hope ya'll enjoy the rest of the show and please kids, dont play with fire. The crowd cheer as Prez Eclipse exits the ring and slaps hands with some of the ringside fans before walking up the rampway and back to the locker rooms. Dave: Wow, the roster has just been cut down by 4 men. Bryan: It was the right thing to do and i guess that makes way for others to take their place. -------------------------Commercial Break---------------------- Bryan: Now we have a number one contenders match for the Hardcore Title. Dave: Yup and it's between the Perfect One Kento Williams and a new comer Soul Taker. Bryan: This is a great chance for Soul Taker to show himself to the UCW. My Way by Limp Bizkit starts to play as the crowd cheer Kento Williams to the ring. Let The Bodies Hit The Floor by Drowning Pool begins to play as the crowd give mixed reacts to Soul Taker. Kento doesnt give Taker a chance and starts to stomp on him as he slides into the ring. Kento picks up Taker and whips him into the ropes, Taker bounces off and is met by a forearm shot by Kento. Taker gets to his feet and shakes off the damage. Both men lock up and Taker smoothly gets Kento into a headlock. Taker bulldogs Kento from the headlock. Taker picks up Kento and whips him into the corner but Kento reverses it and Taker ends up slamming into the turnbuckles. Kento runs from the opposite corner and looking to spear Taker into the corner. But as he runs closer, Taker quickly moves sideways and Kento hits his shoulder hard into the metal pole. Taker starts to work on Kento's shoulder and gets him in a arm lock. Taker whips Kento into the rope from his hurt shoulder, and on the way back, Taker spine busters him. With Kento down, Taker locks in the crossface. Kento is in real pain now and needs to get to the ropes. Taker has a sick look in his eye as he puts all his strength into the submission. Kento is only a few inches away from the ropes and he is so close to tapping out. The crowd start to chant for Kento and try get him to gather his strength. Kento takes one final chance to grab the ropes and he makes it!!! Taker gets up and grabs the ref by the shirt and starts to shout at him. Kento slowly gets up holding his arm and shoulder. Taker lets go of the ref and turns around. Kento sees the chance and superkicks him in the face. Kento stomps and kicks Taker while he's down. Kento climbs to the second turnbuckle and sits on the top and waits for Taker. Kento jumps off with his other armout to clothesline Taker. But Taker ducks the clothesline attempt and gets trips him up into a crossface. This time its dead center in the ring and Kento has no chance to get to the ropes. Taker leans back as much as he can to put a lot more pressure on the arm. After a few seconds, Kento taps out from the crossface submission!!! Dave: Soul Taker is the number one contender for the Hardcore Title. Bryan: That crossface submission is a real killer. Dave: So for Xtreme Measures, it will be Asylum versus Soul Taker versus the current Hardcore Champ, Brent Brewer. Bryan: That is gonna be a great match. I cant wait for that one. But the other match i cant wait for and i dont have to wait for much longer, the main event for tonight. Dave: Well sorry to have to do this Bryan, but you're gonna have to wait for a bit longer cos we gotta go to a break first. Bryan: Oh damn it. -------------------------Commercial Break---------------------- Bryan: Is it time yet??? Dave: Yeah just stay on your seat cos now the Hell in a Cell is starting to lower. Bryan: Wow! Dave: Ok, it's time for the 4-way elimination Hell in a Cell Match. Bryan: It's James Reeves versus Asylum versus Joey Makaveli vs Eli Flair. Schism by Tool blasts out around the arena as the crowd cheer for James Reeves. People R Strange by Twiztid plays as Asylum gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Walk by Kilgore erupts the crowd as they cheer Jeoy Makaveli to the ring. Tubular Bells plays as Eli Flair runs down to the ring with the crowd booing at him. JR and Asylum have already started the brawl as Joey waits for Eli. walks around on the outside and Joey cant wait any longer so he jumps to the outside and attacks Eli from behind. JR has the advantage over Asylum with a load of hard right hands. Asylum is forced into the corner as JR nails him with rapid shots of left and right hands. Joey whips Eli into the the cage head first a couple of times before reaching under the ring for some weapons. Joey pulls out a trash can full of stuff and chucks it into the ring, and he also pulls out two tables and a ladder. The crowd start to cheer as they see the tables and ladder. Eli recovers and grabs Joey from behind and german suplexes him. JR climbs the turnbuckle to give Asylum some more punches as the crowd count along. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..Asylum headbutts JR in the crotch and power bombs him from the second turnbuckle. Asylum tips out the trashcan and slams the can over JR's head as he gets up. Eli on the out side picks up the ladder and jams it into Joey's head knocking him out. Eli then sets up a table on the outside and slides into the ring. Eli picks up a street sign and nails Asylum from behind. Eli then works on JR with the sign. Joey slowly gets up without the others knowing. Asylum and Eli team up each with streets signs and start to beat the lights out of JR. While Joey sneeks back into the ring with the ladder. Joey puts the ladder on his shoulders and spins round to cause a helicopter effect. Asylum first turns around and gets whiped out by the ladder. Then Eli turns around and ducks the first swing but gets caught by the second. Joey falls down with dizzyness and throws the ladder ontop of Asylum. Eli slowly gets up and picks up a trash can lid. Eli runs towards Joey and knocks him back down. Asylum slowly gets to his knees and throws the ladder onto JR. Eli climbs the turnbuckle and faces JR with the ladder ontop of him. Eli closes his eyes and takes some deep breaths but just as he is about to jump off, Joey runs off the ropes and causes Eli to loose his balance and fall on his crotch. Joey turns around and gets nailed by a cain from Asylum. Eli gets off the turnbuckle and teams up with Asylum once again but this time on Joey. They pick up Joey and double suplex him from inside the ring to the outside and through the table. Eli and Asylum climb to the outside and both cover Joey. 1......2.....3!!! Joey Makaveli is Eliminated. Eli and Asylum throw Joey out of the cage through the door. As the two turn around, the recovered JR is on the top turnbuckle and he jumps off for a double cross body block. Eli and Asylum slam their heads on the cage. JR climbs back into the ring and sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring. JR then grabs some weapons before climbing the ladder and opening a secret hatch in the roof of the cage. JR stands ontop of the Hell in a Cell with his arms in the air as the crowd are going crazy. Eli and Asylum eventually get up and as they look around for JR, some spit falls from above and lands right on Asylum's head. Asylum gets real pissed off but then his face turns into a sadistic grin. Eli looks up in shock as he sees JR way up high. JR shouts and is calling for the other two men to go up top and face JR. Asylum runs towards the ladder but Eli stops him and tryies to tell him some sort of plan. Asylum doesn't want to listen and grabs Eli by the head and slams it into the ladder. Asylum grabs a chair and climbs the ladder and then through the hatch. JR starts stomping on Asylum as he tries to go through the hatch. JR pulls him up and starts nailing him with right hands and then knocks him down with a clothesline. As Joey has been eliminated, he walks around the cage and sets up tables all around the outside and even one ontop of the announcers table. Eli starts to climb the ladder and onto the top. JR starts to exchange punches with Eli for a while and both men are getting veryclose to the edge. Asylum creeps up from behind and attack both men by smashing their heads together. Asylum walks over and picks up the chair and starts to nail Eli in the stomach and head. After a couple of shots and the chair has turned into a lump of bent up steel, Asylum picks up JR and power slams him onto the cell roof. Asylum picks him up again and DDT's him onto the roof. Asylum grabs JR by the hair and grinds Jr's face into the steel causing JR to bust open. Eli is back on his feet and pulls out a pair of knuckles and decks Asylum right in between the eyes. Eli climbs ontop of Asylum and starts to go crazy and give him rapid shot to the head with the metal knuckles. Asylum has now started to bleed heavily from the head. JR gets to his feet in a bloody mess and big boots Eli down and the knuckles fall out of his hand and drop down into the ring. JR picks up Asylum and gives him a double arm DDT driving his open cut into the steel. The cage is starting to have a few drips of blood falling from the top to ring canvas below. JR puts Asylum's head inbetween his legs and ready to piledrive him onto the cage, but Asylum reverses it and back body drops JR onto the roof. Eli is up and charges at Asylum but misses and Asylum counters with a shoulder block. Asylum picks up Eli and points to the table ontop of the announce table. Asylum then puts Eli in a powerbomb position and a few seconds later, Eli is flying off the side of the cell and through the the two tables. Asylum looks over the edge feeling very proud of himself as the crowd cheer and boo the the scene. The cheers start getting louder as Asylum starts to have a confused look on his face. Asylum turns around and is met by a boot to the gut. JR puts Asylum into a powerbomb position and the crowd start to raise the roof with the cheers. JR lifts up Asylum but not to power bomb him, JR is going to piledrive Asylum!!! JR finds a weak point in the roof and piledrives Asylum through the roof onto the ring canvas below!!! All three men are lying flat down and not moving. Joey is still on the outside and bursts through the Cage door. The ref tries to stop him but nothing happens. Joey slides into the ring and pulls JR over Asylum for the pin. 1......2......3!!! Asylum has been eliminated!!! Joey then runs to the outside where Eli has fallen through two tables. Joey picks up Eli and puts him onto his shoulders and carries him to the ring. Joey executes his finisher, The Scar of M.O.B. Joey then goes over to JR and is about to drag him ontop of Eli to win the match but just as he is about drag JR, a whole load of security rush in and force Joey out of the cage. JR slowly edges towards Eli and puts one arm on Eli for the cover. 1......2......3!!! Dave: James Reeves is the winner!!! Bryan: James Reeves is the first Global Champion!!! Dave: With some assistance from Joey Makaveli who was the first to be eliminated. Bryan: Wow, talk about a turn of events. Dave: But it was a well deserved win for James Reeves Bryan: But why would Joey help out James Reeves? Dave: We're outta time tonight so i guess we'll have to find out later. Bryan: Next week, it's our first Pay Per View Xtreme Measures. Dave: C ya there!!! Bryan: Goodnight. |
| Saturday Night Carnage Results 11th August 2001 |