Credits
Like you hadn't already figured it out yet.
Director . . . . . . . . . . His Excellence Steven Richard Otey
Producer . . . . . . . . . . The Great Ben Thompson and His Groovy Sidekick Brian Norder
Graphics Design . . . . . . . . . . Ben "Fluffy" Thompson
The High-Tech Complicated Stuff . . . . . . . . . . Brian "Huh?" Norder and Ben "Nevermind!" Thompson
Lemonade Production . . . . . . . . . . Jane "Super!" Thompson (Ben's Mommy)
Overall Design . . . . . . . . . . Ben "Mastermind" Thompson and Brian "Gofer" Norder
Pizza Production . . . . . . . . . . The Thompson's Oven "Skippy"
Special Effects . . . . . . . . . . . What special effects?
Stunt Double for Ben Thompson . . . . . . . . . . "I do my own stunts"
Stunt Double for Brian Norder . . . . . . . . . . "Tiger" (neighbor's cat)
Stunt Coordinator . . . . . . . . . . A Steven Speilberg Look-a-like
Location Supervisor . . . . . . . . . . The Geocities Man!! Defender of truth, justice, and the American way!
Costume Design . . . . . . . . . . Old Navy and Levi Strauss
Now for the Important People
Now for the Really Important People
Now for the Extremely Important People
Executive Producer . . . . . . . . . . God
Executive Director . . . . . . . . . . God
Were you expecting maybe Bugs Bunny?
Executive Executive Producer . . . . . . . . . . God
Executive Executive Director . . . . . . . . . . God
Can you think of anyone more qualified?
Bet you were thinking there was going to be an Executive Executive Executive Producer.
Executive Executive Executive Producer . . . . . . . . . . God
Executive Executive Executive Director . . . . . . . . . . God
You thought right.
If you thought there was going to be an Executive Executive Executive Executive Producer
Click Here
You were wise not to click there.
Well I'll be going now.
Yep, leaving in just a second.
Well, maybe I'll stay a while longer.
Enjoying yourself?
Please leave, you are going to need food and water soon.
Fine, it's your life, die if you want to.
If you're anything like me you'll be going to a better place.
Well, bye now.
CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!! I SAID LEAVE!!!
Okay, I'm sorry I blew up at you, but I would really like you to leave now.
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD. LEAVE OR I WILL HAVE TO TAKE SOME SERIOUS ACTION.
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That was my serious action. It was a frowning face in case you didn't get that.
Since you won't leave I'm just going to have to end the credits.