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**10 Minutes before the first GENOCIDE show, during your regular scheduled programs.**

(((“Money Talks” by Ac/Dc plays as people wait in lines trying to buy their tickets. With several of them being a little on the “XTREME” side. Ticket Master hands out all the anxious wrestling fans. Then the scene cuts on this hot wild chick with several piercing, tongue ring included))).

Behind the camera: Ugh… Miss, what are you anticipating most about this federation?

Chick: Well, I want to see if any of the guys in the back want a groupie before this fed makes it far!!! And… I want to see if these guys are truly what they say they are.

Behind the camera: And that would be???

Chick: XTREME!!! WHOOOO!!!

(((Just then a “BILLY KASH HATES HARDCORE!!!” sign pops up and one screaming fan (yeah we got em’ already) hits the camera and knocks around just then. Then the next fan starts to jump and it does a domino effect. It reminds you of the TRL fans out in Time Square. Then a “2XW COMING UP NEXT” flashes on the screen.)))

**Te-minus 6 seconds till “G” day**

(((Scene opens up with the fans anticipating the show they hope to get. All of a sudden the lights go dim. On the 2XTRON a 2XW presents Genocide, then a countdown begins!!!)))

3… 2… 1…

(((Pyros start from one point in the cool looking 2XW Wrestling Ring, they make their way around the ring, then run up the ramp, then the big grand finale 3 pairs of shooters from the arena ceiling light up the stage, then the lights come up as hard spitting fire spits out the sides of the 2XTRON, then “Fill So Num” by Rob Zombie explodes over the PA!!! The camera pans the fans looking at hundreds of signs, “I don’t Know”, “Ragity Sagity”, “SEEK AND I WILL FIND OUT FOR MYSELF”, “Tom is a JOBBER!!!”, “GET BACK IN LINE” and many numerous other federations signs circles the arena!!! The fans are going nuts!!! Then the after the smoke fills the Civic Center goes dim again, after while a heavy metal remix of “Money, Money, Money” the crowd gives some boos and some give some cheers!!! Kash waves at the crowd and then walks down to the ring, and grabs a microphone)))

KASH: Well… I’ll be the first to say, that welcome to my show you bloody Americans!!! Remember when I said I was the KASH and that I would come out on top!!! Guess what this federation is just one of many accomplishments that the LEGEND UNTOLD, and always being blooming UNFOLDING a KASH ATTACK ON YOUR ASSES!!! And let me also say to the wrestlers in the back, only a select few of you are not on the KASH SHITE list. And later I, Mr. Money Man Of The Year, will tell why you will be counting your bloody blessings. Yet others like this ugh… bum… this “Ragity Sagity…”

**Crowd Pop**

“…have already begun to be added to my legacy of soon to be AT THE END OF THE LINE! And 2XW fans, I am also proud to say that you limy bastards are the worst type of fans in the world, especially you hillbillies!!!”

**Crowd Boos**

“Why??? Because you are the worst fans I have ever seen!!! I despise hardcore, and I hate that it takes always from the real sport of wrestling. And this is where why you wrestlers in the back will, can not, and better not cross my path. Because who better to run a extreme fed then someone who absolutely wishes that EXTREME will just be flushed down the bloody toilet and let real wrestling not be overrun with you so called “EXTREME GODS”, and that “I’ll never tap” attitude will soon be changed. That’s right, you will be begging me to get out of your contracts with 2XW!!! Why??? Because either I will kill all HARDCORE, or I will have fun watching you all damn near kill each other!!! Next up on the KASH market is…”

(((“Fill So Numb” plays again, and Jordan Gardiner comes out from behind the curtain. Some of the fans remember him being fired last time on the IWF, now the UIW, now closed!!! Then Spidetra follows behind him dressed all in black, and walks down not even looking at the fans. They take their seats…)))

Kash: Now you two bloody bums, do your damn job and make me even more richer then I already am!!! And oh… you bums… it [in a hillbilly accent] ain’t your fault that your stupid…

CHOW!!!”

(((With those famous words, Kash walks away cocky as ever, and waves at the 2XW ring)))

Jordan Gardiner: Hello wrestling fans, I’m Jordan Gardiner, and beside me is…

Spidetra: If names truly mattered in a world of lost souls then mine will be now… and forever… Simon Veranhart!!!

Jordan Gardiner: Well then my little Goth friend, we’ve got the first ever 2XW GENOCIDE coming to you live at the Charleston Civic Center in good ol’ West Virginia!!!

Simon: This place is as desolate and boring as a graveyard with no dead bodies.

Jordan: I’m excited to see the VERY first match of Genocide the first ever 13 tables to hell. Boy I can’t wait to see these West Virginia fans get into this one.

Simon: Oh is that so, this place has the highest illiteracy rate in America, and they wonder why we make fun of this place, such low minds.

Jordan: Well I’m sure that you could be mistaken, and I’m sure you won’t be getting any fan mail from these guys.

Simon: Fan mail… that’s for the meager and week stars that seek attention, attention came to me!!!

Jordan: Hum… well I look forward to working with you more on this show, because obviously you don’t like me. Listen here… I got fired from IWF, and I’m not about to get fired in 2XW!!!

Simon: Oh… sorry I guess I forgot to cry. What is it Jordan? Afraid you’ll loose some money!!!

Jordan: No… ah to hell with you, this is going to get ugly I do believe lets get to our first match.

Simon: One I particularly like it’s called a 13 Tables To Hell match, well the rules have been changed due to the new 3 way 13 added by KASH, who put Trey Willett in!!! It’s elimination style, if you get put through 4 tables your out, then once it comes to the last two they have to be put through 5 tables for the last elimination, so if it came down to 4 and 4 then the 13th is the tie breaker which I wouldn’t be surprised to see in this battle.

(((Several backstage people carry tables and line up the ring with a couple and run some up the ramp, and ref Billy Young comes down. Trey Willett comes down to the ring with his music Panterra’s “The Great Southern Trend Killer”, once he gets in the ring he tightens his ponytail, and slicks it back more. Then The Games Music plays over the PA system, and the crowd gives a boo, knowing that it’s HHH!!! He walks down and a fan with a “HHH is a COPY CAT”, he tears the sign to pieces then he gives a blunt stair at Trey, and waits at the entrance way. After a few seconds of a dead stair, The Hardy Boys Music explodes over the sound system, and Tony Monzelli comes out there hyping the fans up!!!)))

The bell rings…

HHH vs. “The Italian” Tony Monzelli vs. Trey Willett
(13 tables to hell, 3-way elimination match)

The match starts on the ramp as all men are brawling, they take several punches, until Tony pokes them both in their eyes. He then goes to HHH who rubs his eyes then throws a punch, but Tony ducks it and scores big with a kick and then a jawbreaker. He then sweeps Trey he lands hard on the caged ramp way.

Jordan: Great start for “The Italian” Tony Monzelli, he goes to work on HHH with some sharp kicks.

Simon: Well it seems to me that this match was unnecessary, and just a way to provoke the fans into watching something that they will soon be getting very tired of!!!

Jordan: What’s that?

Simon: Hardcore, didn’t you here what Kash said!!! Kash doesn’t need this place, he just wants to demolish hardcore wrestling, so that it wouldn’t taint real wrestling.

Jordan: Yeah I heard that, oh… Tony stomps on the chest of HHH. Wait a second Trey is up, grabs a chair. BAM!!! He just leveled Tony who falls between the guardrail and the ramp way. Now Trey smiles at the downed HHH, and goes to work with several hard chair shots to HHH, each one with “WHOOO” from the crowd.

Simon: Smart move by Trey he’s setting up the positioning of the table. Get those points on them in a hurry. This match kind of reminds me of cut throat pool.

Jordan: Yes it does, Trey hammers at the downed Tony with some kicks and a knee drop. He picks him up, and rolls him on the table, wait HHH with a huge chair shot also lays out TREY ON THE SAME TABLE. HHH what is he doing, he jumps on the guardrail, jumps back off… SPLASH!!! Breaking THE TABLE!!!

Simon: Great, get two birds with one stone. That makes it 1 for both Tony and Trey, and HHH is wining the game!!!

The three recover but HHH is the first up and puts sets a table up on the guardrail. He lays it vertically and leans it on the rails, then goes to pick up Trey who is now on his knees. Trey with a low blow, but it was blocked by HHH with his hands, then follows up with a stiff European Uppercut. He then sends Trey into the table, but amazingly Trey didn’t break the table, but instead Rica shaded off of it, and into the crowd. Then frustrated HHH picks up Tony who is still down, and send him into it.

Jordan: That one got it broke, ow that looks like it didn’t fill good.

Simon: Well you little peon of course that didn’t fill good. Did you see after he went through the table he also hit the guardrail with full force. HHH is running the game right now, now he’s going after Trey who is out in the crowd. HHH lays some boots as the fans are trying to touch TREY and HHH who don’t pay attention. HHH throws him into a pop corn machine and cracks the side, but doesn’t break it. HHH is viscous because he’s making his way to the food stands, but every now and then stopping off at seat and letting Trey taste it.

Jordan: And they make their way to the food stands, and HHH sets up for a Suplex onto a smaller weaker table but it’ll work. The worker salvage their cups of free water, but couldn’t get them all in out in time, as TREY IS PUT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Simon: HHH is just destroying these two, guys, look I think that Tony has left the building, he’s too scared to play with these boys. He’s running up the ramp and to the back.

Jordan: I don’t like chickens, but that’s pathetic.

**Crowd Boos**

Simon: HHH is laying some punches on Trey, and grabs a cup of watter in the process and drinks it, then takes another drink, swishes it around and spits it on Trey. HHH puts Trey on another table beside it filled with Taco bell tacos. HHH elbows Trey’s neck, and then goes to climb up on the next level of the Civic Center.

HHH takes his time to get to the next level above the food stands, and then steps over the railing and points to the downed Trey.

**Crowd goes crazy, with some pictures taken**

But then all of a sudden, somebody from behind knocks HHH, HHH falls several feet onto another breaking it, and the nacho chess machine rams into HHH after the table breaks.

Jordan: HOLY COW DID YOU SEE THAT!!!

Simon: Yeah I bet HHH doesn’t like hot cheese on his nachos.

Jordan: Oh no… not again. WAIT!!! That’s Tony he’s sneaked and attacked them from behind, but now he’s on the rail and points down at the downed Trey.

**Crowd goes crazy, with some more pictures taken**

Jordan: OHHHHHHHH!!! Flipping Splash breaks the table with Trey on it!!!

Simon: Well for those at home that makes it now, HHH 1, Trey 2, and Tony 2. This match is getting good, hey Jordan.

Jordan: What Simon?

Simon: That nacho cheese reminded me of this joke, anyways what do you call cheese that isn’t yours.

Jordan: What Simon?

Simon: Nacho (not yours) Cheese!!!

Jordan: Haha, that’s funny, good one Simon, not!!!

The three men recover at the same time and have their backs turned from one another, but they all back up into each other, turn around and start brawling back to the ring. They spill over the guardrails. Then Trey takes his frustrations out and throws HHH into the steps, HHH just flips over them and holds his knees. Then Trey rams Tony’s head a couple of times into the rail but throws him back in. Where Two Tables are already set up, Trey puts them together in the center of the ring.

Simon: Trey is a great wrestler but what is he planning here, he puts Tony on the top rope. And does a ten punch with the crowd counting behind him.

Jordan: He sets up for a suplex but is blocked by Tony who fights it off with all of his strength. Then head buts Trey who breaks the hold, then is pushed off the top, he lands on the table closest to him breaking it. Tony celebrates, but HHH hits the top rope knocking Tony on his crotch. OWW!!!

Simon: Yes that does hurt fans!!! HHH is quick to the attack and climb the rope, and BELLY TO BACK ONTO THE OTHER TABLE!!! IT’S BROKE!!! HHH is back on his game, the score being, HHH 1, Trey 3, Tony 3!!!

Jordan: So if Trey or Tony gets put through another table, THAT’S IT!!!

HHH is up, and picks up Tony and sets him with a power bomb, but it’s to the outside where another table has already been set up. He picks him up, but TREY gets up and performs a downward spiral to HHH before he could throw TONY to the outside!!! Trey picks him up into a power bomb on HHH.

Jordan: If he pulls this off, then this will probably hurt HHH. He’s up… THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Oh My GOODNESS!!! What impact, what extreme force.

Simon: That was interesting… kind of. Tony is up and kicks Trey on a cheap shot, then goes for a DDT!!! Lands it hard, Trey is just rolling out there and getting put throw some hell. Tony puts Trey on a double under hook, and points to the another table near the boardcast system that was already put up.

Jordan: Near us!!!

Simon: Wait, OHHH… Trying to get a reaction from the crowd costs Tony, who is reversed into the table. But it doesn’t break, Trey quick to the gun bounces off the ropes and the vaults a leg drop onto Tony.

Jordan: THAT ONE WORKED!!! TREY has eliminated Tony, the score now goes HHH 2, Trey 3, next person to get to 5 is eliminated!!!

**Crowd begins to chant “2XW”**

Trey then takes another table from under the ring, and sets it up on top of another table also already set up. After he finishes the double stacker he goes and picks up HHH who is out of it. Nope never mind, HHH with a stop sign from underneath cracks open Trey!!! Then HHH throws him in the ring.

Simon: HHH sees the double stacker and smiles. If he puts Trey though it, this match will be over. HHH lays some kicks to Trey, then follows up with a elbow drop then drops another elbow. HHH picks him up and scoop slams Trey, then does a leg drop.

Jordan: He is definitely trying to do some work on this guy!!! Making sure that this feud they are having will end!!! Now HHH sends Trey to the ropes, but wait… TREY jumps to his back. MOKEY FLIP!!! SENDS HHH TROUGH THE TWO TABLES!!!

Simon: I have never seen somebody get that high in my life!!! That just means that HHH has lost the lead, and is laid out on the outside!!! Score is now 4 to 3, Trey’s got the lead.

Jordan: Great match!!!

After a while Trey gets up and rests on the top rope. Trey gets to the outside and realizes he doesn’t have enough room for another table. So he picks up the downed HHH, and then they begin to take a long trip, stopping at a guardrail to let HHH taste steel, up the ramp way. Where two tables are, HHH pushes Trey into the 2XTRON bars base. Knocking him down, then HHH to sets down a chair and jumps on it and does a backward flip on top of TREY.

Jordan: Wait who is that at the curtain???

A man dressed nicely comes out with a bat, and knocks the kitten out the dog on HHH!!! Then proceeds to wail on Trey!!!

Jordan: WHO IS THAT!!!

Simon: He’s up to no good right now he’s picked both men up and is now holding them looking down beside the ramp way. A good long fall to the bottom, he’s pointing.

**The crowd goes nuts, and chant “2XW”**

He throws them both to the bottom, Trey first but very shortly HHH goes, TREY goes through two tables and HHH going though one at about the same time.

Jordan: Hey that’s the HWN president, JLO!!! He’s got a microphone…

JLO: Listen you pathetic low life scum bags, I am the man of the hour!!! And I’m tired of wimps like “THE GAME” who is just some little want to be chump. Listen son while you recover down there, YOU’RE A SUPER NINTENDO COMPARED TO A X-BOX when you compete with me!!! And Trey… whatever you are you little boy toy… you where in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now I’m going to tell the rest of the 2XW roster, be warned I am the next biggest thing to hit the wrestling world, and you little extreme cowards don’t know what TRUE HARDCORE is!!! And I’m about to show you all.

(((JLO drops the bat over the side, and walks behind the curtains.)))

Jordan: Well who won this match they went through some tables. Both men gave it their all and both men went through 5 tables!!!

Simon: They are going to have to review that, and see who got to five tables first. We’ll be back with our final decision.

(((Commercial Break featuring Rob Zombie’s new c.d. and Kid Rock, and then 2XW is presented to you by Taco Bell.)))

(((2XW logo shows up, and plays a replay of Trey and HHH going though some tables!!! Trey lands through the first table making him 4, but both him and HHH look about dead even on the next table making both 5 at about the same time. This shows different angles, and even puts it in slow motion!!!)))

Jordan: And we are back ladies and gentlemen. We’re have been viewing the tape for that short break and the officials in the back have to come to a conclusion!!!

(((It then shows EMT workers checking on both HHH and TREY, then all of a sudden Samual Buffer stands in the center of the ring with a microphone.)))

Samual Buffer: Lady’s and Gentlemen, due to the fact that the match can not be thrown out, there must be a winner in a match. And we are proud to say that the officials have reviewed the tape and have came to a decision that there is a winner!!! And the winner is…

TREY WILLETT!!!

**Crowd Pops, and some boos can be heard**

Simon: I’m not so sure about that controversial call Gardiner.

Jordan: I’m about sure that they’ll here from each other again. Stay in your seats the first round of the World Title Tourny is about to be decided.

(((Another commercial break just doing the regular old video games commercial, then a very special at the end of the break… FINAL FANTASY 10… “I’ve Done It”)))

(((The lights go dim, and “Crashing Around You” from Machine Head pumps up the fans, head bangs a little and give little five to everybody he can and slides into the ring, and head bangs again. Then Eve Of Destruction plays, and The Seeker comes out wielding a 2 by 4 bat with barbed wire at the end. He walks slowly and cockle, pointing the bat at Demon.)))

Jordan: The Seeker looks prepared to do some damage in this match.

Simon: My kind of guy, destroy everything with scars to be reminders. Such an evil deed, but yet it’s my style.

The bell rings…

Demon Vs. Seeker
(No Dq World 3-way qualifying match)

As soon as the match starts demon does a suicide dive trough the ropes dropping Seeker. Demon with the quick burst of energy lays some mounted punches and then picks him up and throws him into the steps, then again picks him up and rams his head into the post. Already some blood on Seeker’s forehead, then again Demon German suplexes him hard on the floor. Demon gets up with the quickness and moves the matt and exposes the concrete floor, then again picks Seeker up and scoop slams him on the concrete floor, follows up with a leg drop. The smacking sound of Seeker’s back hitting the concrete floor, made the front row fans cringe a little.

Jordan: Wow at this rate if Seeker don’t mount up a offence then Demon has it in the bag!!!

Simon: Demon is definitely taking it to him with some velocity!!! Demon is on the apron, and waits for the staggering Seeker to get up, which he does he turns around, Demon tries to hurrancananna Seeker… BUT SEEKER CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR AND LAST RIDES DEMON ON THE HARD CONCRETE!!!

**Fans chant “2XW”**

Seeker staggers around little then throws the hurt Demon in the ring, then walks over to the beginning of the ramp way and grabs the Bat. He slowly slides into the ring and then sets it up in the corner with the barbed wire side up, then picks up Demon and sends him into the corner.

Jordan: NO WAIT REVERSAL!!! SEEKER HITS THE BARBED WIRE BAT IN THE CORNER. Bloody on Seeker back but Demon still goes down.

Simon: Definitely a desperation move!!!

After a while Demon stands up and picks up Seeker who is holding his lower back. Demon goes up top, and stays perched for Seeker to get up.

Jordan: Up top is Demon, and slowly Seeker gets up!!! DEMON LEAPS, OH NO!!! SEEKER’S GOT THE BAT!!! HOLY S%$#!!!

Simon: Seeker just nailed Demon with the bat, did you see the blood go on the crowd. I’ve never seen that done!!! Seeker goes down… 1…. 2… 3… it’s over!!!

Samual Buffer: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH
THE SEEKER!!!

Jordan: Well then, that was quite the mess right there, Seeker won with a Mark McGuire homerun.

Simon: Let’s be serious, he got lucky with that shot… but none the less he won the match!!! Seeker is in the World Title 3-way match!!!

Jordan: Let’s get to our next match, what do you say?

(((Ambulance sirens goes off and E.R. comes out, the fans give a mixed reaction, and he waves at everybody with a psychotic look, he is also carrying out a stretcher!!! Then T.J. walks down with a chair, but no music. A fan makes a rude comment, and T. J. does the same by saying to that fan “OH YOU SHUT UP!!!”, but with that E. R. hits T. J. from behind and knocks him on the stretcher.)))

E.R. vs. T. J.
(No Dq World 3-way qualifying match)

E. R. takes a few punches, but also dishes out some to the struggling T. J., but E. R. grabs a strap and quickly attaches it, and then another, then another in record time, completely strapping T. J. down to where he can’t do anything!!! E. R. puts his pinky finger on the chest of the helpless T. J. the ref kind of hesitates at first, but goes down for the count.

Jordan: 1… 2… 3…!!!

Simon: That just wasn’t right, E. R. should have at least hit him a couple of times!!! Well E. R. is going to the tournament!!!

Jordan: What a joke, E. R. uses his brains to win that one!!! Well we have to take a break we will be right back.

(((This break actually features our first every endorsed 2XW superstar Bill Burns with a can of Campbell’s Chicken Noodle soup eating it on a park bench. Then again the Rob Zombie album gets advertise, then two guys come on that now have their new video game review show says that Madden is better then Fever!!!)))

(((The scene opens back on the Civic Center where a Limo pulls up and Kash himself gets in, but it isn’t his limo, the door stays open, and the camera guy tries to get in but Kash pushes it away, as he sets there for a little bit. He then begins to talk…)))

KASH: O.k., here’s the bloody deal, You said you would take the job if you had a 20 million dollar sign on bonus!!! That’s no problem, oh that isn’t the blooming problem at all, the problem is you haven’t signed the contract. And the only way you can do anything in this federation is you sign the dotted line!!! And I suggest that you do it too, before it’s to late.

**Mumbling from inside the limo**

KASH: Yes of course, you can beat these limy bastards to a bloody pulp…

**Interrupted**

**More muffled mumbling**

KASH: I’ve seen you play, and I’ve seen what you can do in the ring, that’s why I’m here to sign you, and if you don’t plan on signing now, just leave the blooming premises… NOW!!!

**More muffled talking**

KASH: I’m glad you see it my way, here sign this.

(((Kash hands over a piece of paper, KASH smiles, and then get the contract back.)))

KASH: Good, I’ll see you in action then… oh by the way… good luck, you’ll need it here!!!

(((Scene cuts back to the fans.)))

Jordan: What was that all about!!!

Simon: I’m not really sure but I have a filling it will have something to do with the next three matches.

Jordan: Speaking of which…

(((Limp Bizkits “My Generation” plays as Miklo comes out and slides into the ring and does some jumping around warm ups. Then Spade walks out to his music “Never Going To Stop Me” by Rob Zombie, he has some weapons in his hand as well, even the ever so popular 2 by 4 barb wired bat. Then Adnac walks down to his music, Sammy Haggar “Heavy Metal”. 2XW T. V. Title animation flies across the screen.)))

Referee Billy Young wishes each of them luck.

Then the bell rings…

T. V. Title Match
Miklo Vs Spade Vs. Adnac

All three men circle each other for a second but, both Adnac and Miklo kick Spade, then deliver a double suplex. Adnac picks Spade in the corner then drops to his all fours, then Miklo runs and jumps on the back of Adnac, then splashes him with a tremendous force. Adnac goes up to the top, and Miklo points at the down Spade, Adnac looks and then…

Jordan: MISSLE DROPKICK ON MIKLO!!! Miklo wasn’t to smart that time… he just simply thought it was going to be easy, but Adnac gains the upper hand on both men.

Simon: Great strategy… I’m surprised it worked!!!

Jordan: Adnac picks and sends Spade to the corner, JUMPING SWINGING DDT!!! Adnac is on it, but wait Miklo with a massive clothesline levels the on fire Adnac. Miklo then goes to the top and… CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!! Nails Adnac… Miklo for the cover… 1… 2… NO SPADE WITH A CHAIR ROCKS MIKLO!!! Then Spade finally gets some frustration off by nailing them both with a chair, going back and forth, then does a bottom rope Van Daminator to Miklo. Spade is coming alive here in this fast paces action.

Simon: And these guys are your everyday rookies.

Jordan: No I think your wrong, Simon, they are good!!! Or 2XW wouldn’t recruit them…

Simon: I was beating everybody when I was a rookie.

Jordan: I give you that, but this is their first televised match.

Simon: Humph… weak if you ask me.

Spade is still on it with a rolling leg drop executed on Adnac. And then pops up and does a lion Sault.

**Crowd Pops**

Miklo runs over and does a low drop kick to Adnac. Spade attempts a body splash but Miklo moves, but Spade still nails Adnac. Then Miklo grabs a chair and attempt to hit Spade with the weapon, but Spade moves out of the way and Miklo nails Adnac.

Simon: Damn, Adnac is getting everything they dish out to each other.

Jordan: It seems if luck would play a roll Adnac just walked under 12 ladders and broke some mirrors before he came out to this match.

Simon: These guys are moving almost like Luchos…

Jordan: OH MAN MIKLO JUST GOT NAILED WITH THAT BAT!!! RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!!! His stomach is bleeding already, wow!!!

Simon: Looks like Miklo just got shot with a spread bee bee gun!!!

Jordan: A spread gun???

Simon: You know the good ones that you find on Contra, that are better then all other guns except a Rapid Fire Spread Gun!!!

Jordan: I guess so… anyway back to the match, Spade is taking his time kicking the downed MIKLO by putting on a headlock.

Simon: He’s getting that rest he needed… I don’t care who you are and how fit you are if you come out explosive like these three did then your going to need a breather!!!

Jordan: Can’t agree anymore with you!!!

Simon: Wait a second… DEEP IMPACT ON MIKLO!!!

Jordan: What a massive falling forward DDT executed by Spade… it’s over… 1… 2… 3....!!! And just like that we have a new T.V. Champ!!!

Samual Buffer: The winner and NEW T.V. CHAMPION…

SPADE!!!

Simon: We have our first champion in the history of 2XW, and that man is Spade!!!

Jordan: Another great match, check out Spade celebrating up the ramp way!!!

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(((Scene cuts to the back where KASH is and he is talking to somebody around the corner. Sounds like the same guy he was talking to in the limo.)))

KASH: So the match is on… good… I can’t wait to congratulate you when you win the title!!! But remember I’m also going to hate you for it, but you say Just Bring It!!!

**Mumbling**

KASH: Then that match is next… great!!! Nice doing business with you. Oh… by the way your locker room has your name on it already!!!

(((Final Commercial break for X-Box, that Bill Burns Commercial.)))

(((Mr. Cryst-ow comes out with his Valets taking his fur coat off a microphone and his music “Sex Type Thing” by Stone Temple Pilots rocks the Civic Center.)))

Mr. Cryst-ow: Hey yo!!! Listen here… I know KASH is signing who I’m supposed to be fighting next but you what I could care less… why? Because NOBODY can beat me!!! NOBODY!!!

Jordan: And with those words I’m taking it that this delayed match is about to happen!!!

Simon: Who could it be that has KASH wanting so much we are about to find out!!!

(((The lights go dim, then Kid Rock’s “Forever” hits the PA system!!! The lights scour for a bit then meet in the middle of the ramp way there a man stands. It’s very dark at first then the lights come up.)))

Jordan: OH MY GAWD!!! It’s… it’s…

Simon: Isn’t that Hotshot Jimmy Darrenson from the Michigan Wolverines.

Jordan: I’m afraid so, the fans recognize him and cheer!!! He charges the ring and spears the holy shit out of the pimp. Then mounts up with punches.

The bell rings…

Mr. Cryst-ow vs. Hotshot
(No Dq World 3-way qualifying match)

Hotshot continues to punch the living piss ant out of Cryst-ow, but with that being said Hotshot sends him to the ropes then spears him again. Then goes to stomping a mud hole in him. He picks Cryst-ow up by the hair of the head, and Mr. Cryst-ow rakes the eyes.

Jordan: He really needed that one, Mr. Cryst-ow digs his nails in Hotshot’s back and rakes his back!!! Then rubs his eyes on the ropes, I’m telling you Mr. Cryst-ow is a dirty player.

Simon: He sure is, he goes to the outside and pulls Hotshot down, making him fall, then pulls him out on the floor, he drops even harder on the outside. Cryst-ow drops a sharp knee in the ribs of Hotshot, then he is coming over here.

Jordan: If he knows what is best then he’ll stay away from me.

Simon: YOU??? I’m a former professional wrestler, he better watch for me.

Jordan: He’s next to me… well go on… he just grabbed Samual Buffer’s seat. He goes over and pulls back, but Hotshot with a low blow.

Mr. Cryst-ow drops the chair, and grabs and holds in pain. Hotshot gets back up and sends Cryst-ow in the guardrail. He hits the guardrail with such force it topples over onto several fans, but they’re all right. Don’t know about Mr. Cryst-ow. Hotshot goes over and picks up Cryst-ow and then rams his head into the post, then the steps, then the apron, then slides him and himself in the ring.

Simon: Well then, Hotshot picks Cryst-ow in the corner and begins to do several massive hits to the body and the head.

Jordan: He looks like a professional boxer with those type combinations, rocking Mr. Crystow’s world!!!

Cryst-ow spits in Hotshot’s eyes and it’s like a green mist blinding him, Cryst-ow attempts CRYSTAL DREAM by grabbing hold of Hotshot’s head but then Hotshot backs him back into the corner and still blinded does a modified hook super kick rocking Mr. Cryst-ow’s world.

Simon: Isn’t that the SHOCKER!!! Anyway he falls for the pin 1… 2… 3… it’s over. Our winner and advancing to the world title match… HOTSHOT!!!

Samual Buffer: THE WINNER HOTSHOT!!!

He will be in the three-way title match for the World Title next week along with E. R. and The Seeker!!!

Jordan: Great show by Hotshot, his strength came into play most of the match but I think the whole blinded thing was just luck!!!

Simon: I don’t think I believe in luck, our next match is sure to be a dozy. We finally get to see Mr. Bill Burns in action here tonight along with “The Network” Cuff who made the challenge, and the JOBBER TOM STONE fed up with what’s happening to the jobbers around the world. What will happen in that match, I’m sure I don’t care…

Jordan: Hey I care, I’m sure it’s going to be a great match!!!

(((Scene opens in the back where Kash is about to get into his limo, when David Cross taps on his shoulder.)))

KASH: What do you want?

Cross: You know what I want!!!

KASH: Not really you bloody freak, now leave me alone.

Cross: Listen KASH, you may run this thing but you don’t have any right to piss me off!!!

KASH: Oh give me a break, I am the KASH and…

**Interrupted**

Cross: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! You may run the show but you forgot something.

KASH: Oh really… what?

Cross: You forgot that Psy is signed to 2XW too. And guess who doesn’t have a match this week.

KASH: Who cares about that young punk!!! I could care less if he went to THE CROSS GRADE SCHOOL!!!

Cross: Don’t disrespect what I’ve achieved, but let’s get down to the point, Blue Blood. Psy will have a match next week rather you discriminate against him or not.

KASH: Well you are the commissioner and you can do that, but if I where you I wouldn’t cross my path, besides the only reason you got this job was because of SONNY!!!

Cross: Oh really… we’ll just see about that!!!

(((KASH and CROSS give a blunt stair, but KASH gets in the limo and pulls out, with Cross still looking on.)))

(((The lights go down, and Manson’s “Sweet dreams” plays as The Network Cuff comes down. Already waiting is the Jobber Tom Stone!!! The attention is growing as the people wait to see the one man in 2XW that has made a lot of noise. Time passes slowly as nothing but silence can be heard for about 13 seconds. A car crash sound echoes and that explodes over the system starting Mick Foley’s song and the Hobo comes out and pumps up the crowd.)))

**Crowd chants “Ragity Sagity” over and over**

(((He comes jumps in the ring clearing both Stone and Cuff outside the ring, then he does a little jig, and touches his feet together in mid air. The crowd loves it… but the ref checks him for any weapons. The 2XW I.C. Title Match animation flashes across the screen. After a little while, the men are in their corners.)))

The bell rings…

IC Title Match
Main Event
Bill Burns vs. The Cuff vs. Tom Stone

Stone goes straight for Burns but is hit with a drop toe hold, Burns turns around and blocks a cloths line from The Cuff. Cuff bounces off the road and runs into Burns, Burns drops Cuff with a shoulder block. Stone back up, Burns knocks him back down with a high flipping drop kick. Burns turns around and cloths line Cuff outside the ring and on to the floor. Stone is up and runs at Burns, Burns side steps Cuff and throws him over the top ropes. Burns then dusts his hands off and goes into the corner and sets on the top rope, then looks at his watch that isn’t there.

**Crowd chants “Ragity Sagity” again**

Simon: I hate this guy, he’s a fake, but he has talented.

Jordan: Yes that he does, and now both Stone and Cuff realize they have to work together on this guy.

Simon: They both crawl in the ring with a wink at each other, they agree to go after Burns.

Stone and Cuff run over to Burns still perched on the top, they both run into a boot at the same time. Then Burns does a leg drop on both at the same time. Burns picks up Cuff and knees him rapidity, but Stone with low blow stops the pace of Burns.

Simon: That one will put that fire out, Cuff with European Uppercut, double legged take down, and follows up with kick to the back of the leg several times. Stone leg drops him, then does a Austin Elbow Drop.

Jordan: Stone is definitely not a jobber, he’s showed some impressive strength this match, even though two men are working on Burns.

They work on him with some kicks, but then Stone goes down for the pin. Then Cuff pulls him up off the downed Burns. They argue…

Cuff: What the hell do you think your doing!!!

Stone: Hey listen bud, I’m a Jobber I got to feed my family!!!

Cuff: NOT IN THIS MATCH!!!

Cuff literally knocks the hell out of Stone with a I don’t take crap form nobody look. Cuff then takes it to Stone with lefts and rights, and kick to the stomach. Burns starts to move around a little.

Jordan: Burns sneaks up on Cuff… T-BONE SUPLEX!!! With a pin… 1… 2… SAVED BY STONE!!! That was a close one, wait Stone picks up and Body Slams Cuff, and goes for the pin, NOT EVEN A ONE COUNT!!! Burns pulls Stone off the pin, but Stone kicks at the face of Burns, some of them connected. WOW!!!

Simon: BURNS HAD ENOUGH OF THOSE SISSY KICKS, he charges them and is laying the punches on STONE!!! He’s rocking his world.

Jordan: WOW!!! Cuff is up… SPEAR… Cuff is down!!! Burns has had enough and throws Cuff into one corner but he gets his eye poked. Cuff quickly runs over to the downed Stone who is just rolling from the enormous amount of punches, kicks him and climbs the ropes. He’s calling for something…

Simon: AIR TIME!!! WHAT A MASSIVE FROG SPASH IT’S OVER!!! 1… 2… we have a new… WHAT!!! Burns FROM NOWHERE NAILS A MOONSAULT!!! Holy cow…

Jordan: Burns grabs Stone and wait… what’s this… is he going to do it? HOBO BOMB!!! THAT IS LIKE THE BEST TOP ROPE POWERBOMB I’VE EVER SEEN!!! 1…2… 3… IT’S OVER!!! We have our first ever NEW 2XW I.C. CHAMPION!!!

Samual Buffer: The winner of the match, and NEW I.C. CHAMPION…

BILL BURNS!!!

**Crowd cheers.**

(((Burns music plays as his hand s raised, and he is handed the I.C. title.)))

Jordan: What a great athlete he’s going to be quite the hard one to beat!!!

Simon: Yes he is, but I still don’t like such a simpleton!!!

(((Trey Willett appears at the top of the Ramp Way, with a microphone in hand. Burns music fades…)))

Trey: You know Burns, since I put on the greatest show of the night, and this being the very first Genocide, I’ve decided that I need a challenge. Next Week, I’m the only one worthy of getting a title shot, since the other guys are rookies, and the others are in the tournament… or the rest are just losers!!! So BILLY BOY, I’m making the challenge right here right now, do you think you want to keep that I.C. title without putting up a good fight!!!

(((Burns grabs a microphone from one of the guys and slowly makes his way up the ramp.)))

Jordan: Oh no Burns doesn’t look to happy about being challenged… again. Burns just stairs at Trey and is walking very slowly up the ramp.

**Chants of “Ragity Sagity” can still be heard.**

Simon: Trey can hold his own right now, but Burns just impressed me, I’m not sure if that was the smartest thing to do!!!

Jordan: OH HE JUST SPEARED TREY WILLETT!!! Just like that he’s on top and jacking his jaws. Trey Flips it and punches him several times!!!

Simon: We are all out of time, until next time… CHOW!!!

(((Scene of the two fighting fades to black)))

By: B. J. Short