2nd
Genocide Card
(((Scene opens up on last weeks Genocide.)))

Samual Buffer:  The winner of the match, and NEW I.C. CHAMPION…
BILL BURNS!!!

**Crowd cheers.**

(((Burns music plays as his hand s raised, and he is handed the I.C. title.)))


Jordan:  What a great athlete he’s going to be quite the hard one to beat!!!

Simon:  Yes he is, but I still don’t like such a simpleton!!!

(((Trey Willett appears at the top of the Ramp Way, with a microphone in hand.  Burns music fades…)))

Trey:  You know Burns, since I put on the greatest show of the night, and this being the very first Genocide, I’ve decided that I need a challenge.  Next Week, I’m the only one worthy of getting a title shot, since the other guys are rookies, and the others are in the tournament… or the rest are just losers!!!  So BILLY BOY, I’m making the challenge right here right now, do you think you want to keep that I.C. title without putting up a good fight!!! 

(((Burns grabs a microphone from one of the guys and slowly makes his way up the ramp.)))

Jordan:  Oh no Burns doesn’t look to happy about being challenged… again.  Burns just stairs at Trey and is walking very slowly up the ramp.

**Chants of “Raggity Saggity” can still be heard.**

Simon:  Trey can hold his own right now, but Burns just impressed me, I’m not sure if that was the smartest thing to do!!!

Jordan:  OH HE JUST SPEARED TREY WILLETT!!!  Just like that he’s on top and jacking his jaws.  Trey Flips it and punches him several times!!!

Simon:  We are all out of time, until next time… CHOW!!!

(((Scene of the two fighting fades to black)))

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(((Scene opens back in the back parking lot and a limo pulls up.  The limo driver steps out and goes to the back, then opens the door.  Stepping out is none other then J-Lo, president of the HWN, he walks pass the camera with a serious, nothing but business look.  His girlfriend steps out behind him, catches up, and holds his hand.  Miss Smiles steps in the picture with a microphone.)))


Miss Smiles:  Umm… J-Lo from my understanding tonight will be your first match in the 2XW, and you are also owner of the Hardcore Wrestling Nation.  Well I’m here to ask you will the pressures of doing 2 big jobs at the same time, hinder your ability in the ring when you go against Trey Willett?


J-Lo:  Listen, I’m a private man, I don’t really care to much for reporters either.  But… I can assure that here tonight… Trey Willett will go down, and somewhere in his little head he realize that I’m bound for greatness.

(((They both walk off, camera pans back on Miss Smiles.)))

Miss Smiles:  Well I guess there you have it, I’m Miss Deborah Smiles reminding all of you to turn those frowns upside down.



(((Scene fades…)))

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(((Then the 2XW fireworks rock, and shake the fans, jumping up and down.  Then “Feel So Numb” jams over the P.A. Systems [2XW had it before WWF’S No Way Out] in the arena, as the crowd goes nuts.  Then camera scans the sea of signs and posters, stopping at “Italians Stink” with a picture of Miklo at the bottom.  Then onto a huge poster with nothing but a Ace of Spades card, and the 2XW T.V. Title, finally on to a creative poster, a siren light that spins on top of a poster with E.R. driving a ambulance truck.  Camera falls on Simon and Jordan Gardiner…)))

Jordan Gardiner:  Welcome 2XW fans, one week after the 2XW’S first show, a HUGE success, fans begin to pour into our T.V. ratings making us a great federation.


Simon:  Where else can you find excitement like last weeks close 13 tables to hell match!!!  It came down to the pathetic little line, one inch chose who won that match.


Gardiner:     But rather it was by an inch or a mile, Trey Willet won the match.  Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to GENOCIDE!!!  I’m Jordan Gardiner and beside me is…

Simon:  Just call me dark… black… and desolate…

Gardiner:  Oh… get off it!!!

Simon:  Humph… just call me Simon siblings of the older generation.

Gardiner:  Let’s start with our first match…

(((Tom Stone is already in the ring, like a jobber should be, then all four men’s music hits the P.A. System.)))

Demon vs. T.J. vs. “The Jobber” Tom Stone vs. “The Network” Cuff

The bell rings…

All for men had made they're way down to the ring as the ref calls for the match to start. Demon starts off by attacking Cuff as T.J. turns toward Stone as they starts to brawl. Cuff tunes up the heat on Demon as he beats him into the corner before tossing him over the top rope to the outside. As this happens Stone nails a wicked neckbreaker of T.J. and a nasty elbow right after. Stone slides under the ropes and grabs a chair from ringside, slides back in and just smokes T.J. sending him to the mat little a bag of bricks. Mean while Cuff is taking it to Demon sending him fly'n into the steel steps with a crash.

Gardiner:  Holy cow!!!  He’ll fill that one in the morning, I tell you that now!!!

Cuff then climbs the outside of the top rope and seems to be waiting for the right time to nail Demon with his finisher "Air Time", but whats this...the Xtreme-Tron flickers to life as the image if HHH fades on. HHH is backstage at the show as he starts to talk trash to Cuff, While Cuff is still on the top rope Stone with chair in hand smokes T.J. one more time before turning towards the unknowing Cuff. With his back turned Cuff is nailed in the back with the chair, Cuff falls from the top rope on Demon who was just getting to his feet. Both Cuff and Demon hit hard as Stone drops the chair and turns to T.J., who is out cold and bleeding bad from a cut above his right eye.  The ref sees the pin and counts the 1,2,3!

Samual Buffer:  Winner of the match…
Tom Stone!!!

Simon:  And THE JOBBER wins a match, wow, amazing, simply amazing!!!  A first in the world of wrestling, Tom Stone won, whooo… notice my sarcasim.


Gardiner:  Well that one just tells me that Stone is here to stay!!!

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(((Scene cuts to the back, where “The Italian” Tony with a really good looking chick getting something to drink.)))

Tony:  You know Rachel I’ve got several great plans for 2XW, and it has nothing to do with Stacker 2.


Rachel:  Speak no farther, we make a good team, lets leave it at that!!!  And you know I do my own little thing while you do yours!!!  But when you need help I’ll be there for you.


Tony:  Thanks, speaking of which, who do you got in mind.

Rachel:  You’ll see, she made me sick last time I saw her on some stupid promo.

Tony:  You vixen, you little trouble maker!!!

(((Trey Willett steps in the picture and grabs a water on the table.)))

Trey:  Oh it’s you, what a joke!!!  I figure you would realize that your not good enough to wrestle here, especially after I beat you last time.  You couldn’t handle that sick freak, HHH!!!  Go back to the Indies little one **interrupted**

Rachel:  Excuse me!!!

Tony:  Yeah what’s your deal man, I put up a fight, and I’m moving on.  Besides I’m taking my frustration out on your little buddy Real Deal Josh… whatever the hell his name is.

Trey:  Good… but you can’t beat him either!!!  I mean really you and Miklo need to hit the showers and pack up!!!


Tony:  Listen bud… we could’ve beaten you, every dog has it’s day, and that one just so happen to be your rude ass day!!!


Trey:  Oh really, well I guess your right but while I’m out here winning the I.C. title, I want you to ask yourself chump… Will It Ever Be My Day… **sniff** speaking of dogs you stink I’m going to claim my gold, latter little boy!!!

(((Tony stairs in a upset expression, Rachel tries to calm him down.  Scene fades…)))
 
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Gardiner:  What a ego enhanced, big headed, rude person.  He barely even won that match!!!

Simon:  Trey is great, you said it yourself rather it be a inch or a mile, he won.  So I think that’s it’s deeply gratifying and deserving for him to brag!!!


Gardiner:  Yeah, but you’re a sick human being to!!!  Let’s get to our next match witch actually started because of what happened last week!!!  The winner gets a shot at the I.C. title probally next week.

Simon:  What about the 4 way match… umm… the other one with Miklo and Tony?

Gardiner:  Oh… it’s been postpone till after this match, Miklo hasn’t arrived yet, he got stopped at a checkpoint and his limo driver was under supsision of smoking pot.  He called in and KASH took care of it!!!

Simon:  What a man KASH is… bails people out who are in need, who are in trouble!!!

Gardiner:  Oh please… I about have to go as far as to say KASH is sick.  Don’t you realize that, KASH is trying to get the whole HARDCORE braketts in wrestling to be banned.  In other words we loose our jobs, he hates everybody and for him to bann his own federation would be his dream.

Simon:  Yes it’s true he despises the hardcore XTREME side of wrestling, but the way I see it I want to see if his plan works.  If it works I want to be in the center of the deep dark controversy that collapses all of Hardcore!!!  Wouldn’t that be a sight to see?

Gardiner:  Yeah sure whatever…

(((J-Lo comes out to his music and his girlfriend, and afterward HHH musics plays.  He walks down with lights and all, but stops at the ramp way, with a microphone in his possession, he raises his hands to quite the crowd.)))

HHH:  Last week you cost me a match, a great match.  That would have boosted my career and you screwed me out of it!!!  That tells me that you want to play the game, well this game has a good memory card, and you have been saved to 1 block, and I will beat you and erase you afterward!!!  Don’t expect to be off the hook even after I beat your ass!!! 

(((HHH steps in the ring.)))

HHH vs. J-Lo

The bell rings…

Both HHH and J-lo are in he ring as the bell sounds and the match gets underway. Both men start off by reversing holds as they get a feel for each other. Then with a snap mare HHH gains the upper hand sending J-lo to the mat. HHH doesn't let up hitting him time and time again with Elbows and kicks before J-lo is able to roll out of the ring to regroup. But HHH goes right after J-lo sliding under the ropes and hitting a crop-block to the legs of J-lo. HHH pulls J-lo up by the hair and sleds him into the ring post, but J-lo turns it around and sends HHH instead, HHH hits his head off the ring post sending him to the floor.

Simon:  Ow… that look like it felt great!!!

Gardiner:  You like pain don’t you?

Simon:  Suffering is an everyday thing, I don’t like it personally, so I like to watch others go threw it!!!  It’s like therpy for retired wrestlers like myself…


Gardiner:  You still young why aren’t you in the ring.

Simon:  Oh Jordan… Jordan… Jordan… I’m planning something!!!

Gardiner:  Like what???

Simon:  It’s a secret, and now J-lo is back on HHH.

J-lo pulls HHH to his feet and rolls him into the ring and gets right to it kicking him into the corner. J-lo still on the attack is pulled off by the ref, telling him that he needs to let HHH get back up. J-lo and the ref start to yell at each other as HHH starts to get up, wait look...HHH is pulling something from his trunks. Brass knuckles... HHH gets to his feet and charges J-lo swinging with a huge right, J-lo ducks and HHH nails the ref!! The ref falls to the mat as HHH turns around, and is hit with a massive right from J-lo, HHH stumbles backwards. J-lo try's for another right but it's blocked and HHH nails him with the brass knuckles, J-lo falls backward to the mat holding his jaw. And then it happens...the Xtreme-Tron comes to life once again, and this Time it's "The Network" Cuff!!

Gardiner:  What the hell it’s CUFF on the XTREME-TRON!!!

Cuff:  Triple H you cost me my last match, so let me pay you back.

Just then Cuff slides under the ropes behind HHH grabs HHH by the back of his head and nails a Death drop. Cuff then runs and climbs the top trope and nails his finisher "Air Time"!! Cuff rolls over to J-lo drags him overtop of HHH. Cuff then rolls the ref over and wakes him up best he can before rolling out of the ring. With the state of the ref, he counts the best he can...then the count is rather slow J-lo still get the 3 count thanks to the help from Cuff.


Samual Buffer:  Winner of the match…
J-lo!!!

Gardiner:  I since a feud here, Cuff didn’t look to happy!!!  But so much for a street fight, they didn’t have enough time to get the street fight on.  They just stayed in the ring!!!  Wait isn’t that Rachel at the ramp running down to the ring???

Simon:  Yeah… what is she doing???

Gardiner:  She is attacking JACKIE!!!  J-Lo’s girlfriend is getting stomped, J-Lo realizes it and goes to stop it.  Rachel slaps J-Lo then runs back up the ramp, J-Lo starts after her but then goes back to aid Jackie.

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(((Scene cuts to the back office where KASH is sitting comfortable drinking tea.  When Spade walks in with the T.V. Title and slams it on his old oak desk.)))

KASH: What the bloody hell is your problem???  ANSWER!!!  What’s the blooming meaning of this!!!

Spade:  Listen, I don’t know what your deal is but if your running this show because you hate extreme then you shouldn’t be working here!!!  Give it to David Cross, someone who understands and respects EXTREME wrestling!!!

KASH: Ahem… have you lost your freaking mind chap!!!

Spade:  Like you respect your type of wrestling, the feeling is mutual for me and EXTREME!!!  Love it or leave it…


KASH: Your crazy… you don’t tell me what to do, I own you… you listen to me!!!  If like EXTREME so much then why don’t you push the boundaries, if you survive then Extreme Wrestling will stay here.  In other words putting your life on the line is what EXTREME it is all about right???

Spade:  Yeah whatever man…

KASH: But if you die, then I win… hehe… now get out of my office!!!

(((Spade leaves, pissed off of course.)))

KASH: So the rookie wants to play, that little chump, we’ll just see about that!!!  Hope he likes working here…


(((Commercial break with Tony Monzelli and Trish Stratus stealing some Stacker 2 “The worlds best fat burner”.  Then a Nike commercial with MIKLO wearing a headband, and E.R. saling health insurance.)))



(((The Hardy Boys Music explodes over the sound system, and Tony Monzelli comes out there hyping the fans up, behind him is Rachel.  Limp Bizkits “My Generation” plays as Miklo comes out and slides into the ring and does some jumping around warm ups.  Then Adnac walks down to his music, Sammy Haggar “Heavy Metal”.  Then without warning Real Deal comes from under the ring wielding a chair.)))

4-Way Tables Match
Real Deal vs. Miklo vs. Tony vs. Adnac
(Winner gets T.V. Title shot)

The bell rings....

The match starts with Real Deal just nailing all three men several times, they get up they get knocked back down again.  Then Real Deal turns around and Miklo drop kicks the chair, which in turns rams into Real Deal’s face, thus knocking him, back out the ring.  Miklo who only go hit once with the chair is still fresh, he legs drops Tony, back up, then drops the knee.

Gardiner:  Miklo and Tony Monzelli are just going at it here recently.  Both of these two guys are soon to be superstars.  Who do you think will win the Rookie of the month for the opening month of 2XW???

Simon:  I’m really coming to say this about that running of that contest.  If Spade keeps the title then he’ll be the first ever rookie of the month!!!  But Tony and Miklo are both looking to get some revenge!!!


Gardiner:  ADNAC JUST BROKE A KENDO STICK OVER MIKLO’S HEAD!!!

**Fans chant “2XW”**

Adnac then does a reverse lionsault, but Miklo puts his knees up.  Adnac hits, then cringes in pain, he looks hurt already.  Miklo goes to some punches to Adnac’s head, and then starts to ram his head into the mat.  Tony gets up quietly,and kicks the shit out of MIKLO’S lower region, gonads!!!  Ref can’t do anything due to the EXTREME RULES on this match.

**Fans scream “Ow”

Miklo holds, on all fours, giving Tony a free shot at the stomach, which he takes full advantage of by kicking him several times, each time the impact hits it completely lifts MIKLO’S knees off the ground.  Real Deal throws the first table seen into the center of the ring which is surprisingly set up right.  Real Deal jumps on the turnbuckle with a chair.

Simon:  What is Josh doing???

Gardiner:  Real Deal… throws the chair, jumps… DROP KICK!!! OH MY GOD!!!  That was amazing!!!

Simon:  He just threw the chair and kicked it at the right time adding the force of impact right behind Tony’s head!!!  “The Italian” falls out of the ring, and Real Deal follows him.  Adnac is up and picks he downed Miklo up, he send Miklo to the ropes, MIKLO bounces back…BAM!!!

Gardiner:  MIKLO STUNNER!!!  HOLY SHIT!!!

Simon:  That just rocked Adnac’s world!!!

** “2XW” chants again**

Outside Real Deal and has gained the upper hand over Tony, Real Deal with a scoop slam.  Wait Rachel with a slap, Real Deal is pissed, and starts to stalk the now scared Rachel.  Back in the ring, MIKLO is hurt and stilling holding himself, but he’s slowly making his way back to his feet.  Adnac is still down, and isn’t moving. 

Gardiner:  Real Deal has Rachel cornered over here by the broadcast system.  Wait Tony Monzelli has a led pipe of some sort.  He rears back, WAIT FROM THE CROWD IT’S TREY WILLETT!!!


Simon:  WILLETT grabs the pipe… YAK!!!  Willett just knocked the holy hell out of MIKLO, security grabs Trey and begins to walk him up the entranceway.  He’s screaming profanities at “The Italian”… how gallant.


Gardiner:  Inside the ring, MIKLO STINGER!!!  That’s it for ADNAC… REAL DEAL runs inside the ring.  MIKLO puts ADNAC on the table, lays their to rest, but REAL DEAL rears back…MIKLO gets up to dodge a lead pipe which nails Adnac in the face, MIKLO with a HIGH FLYING DROP KICK!!!  Real Deal out, Tony is up he tries to get to his feet, but MIKLO jumps on the ropes turn in mid air senton… BREAKS THE TABLE!!!  MIKLO WINS!!!

Samual Buffer:  Winner of the match
MIKLO!!!

Simon:  Great the happy kid from Dallas, gets a ye haw T. V. Title Match!!!  Who will he go against, lets find out after this commercial break?


(((This break includes the first superstar that had a commercial just last week, and guess what!!!  It’s the Bill Burns commercial, then again Final Fantasy 10.  Back to the action)))



(((Spade’s music “Never Gonna Stop Me” explodes and the fans give a good cheer for the first ever 2XW champion ever crowned and the first T.V. Champion!!!  He hypes the crowd up showing the crowd the blood at the end of the Barb Wired 2 by 4, then the lights dim, Mr. Cryst-ow comes out with his valets who take his fur coat off, he then walks down to the ring.  The T.V. Title animation flashes across the screen.)))


Gardiner:  I have all the respect in the world for both these competitors.  Both have a very bright future in 2XW, Mr. Cryst-ow lost last week to Hotshot, but he seems to be ready for this weeks match.


Simon:  Yeah he did so well he gets a chance at the T.V. Title.

The bell rings…

T.V. Title Match
Spade vs. Mr. Cryst-ow


The match begins with Cryst-ow ducking the 2 by 4 swing, then firing back with several punches, then one right hay-maker knocking Spade down to the ground.  Then Cryst-ow pulls his belt off his tights, and begins to swipe Spade several times!!!  The red welps grow longer and bigger, until Mr. Cryst-ow stops and poses for the crowd, which in turns gives a boo.  Mr. Cryst-ow scoops slams Spade then goes to the top, attempts a leg drop.  Nails it, gets up and lays the kicks in on Spade.  Mr. Cryst-ow quits and goes back and taunts the crowd with rude gestures.  Out of desperation, Spade comes up with a low blow, then a chin breaker.  Then double leg take down, with flip pinning combination.  1… 2… KICK OUT!!!  Spade not arguing with the ref continues his assault and drops a elbow, then quikly slides out the ring and grabs a stop sign!!!  POW!!!  POW!!!  Spade picks Mr. Cryst-ow up and sends him the rope, picks up the stop sign, POW!!!

Gardiner:  GOOD LORD!!!  Mr. Cryst-ow flips after that one.


Simon:  The power was so tremendous he had no choice there Jordan!!!

Gardiner:  Spade is great competitor, OHHHH!!!

Simon:  Mr. Cryst-ow with a desperation low blow of his own!!!

Mr. Cryst-ow comes up with a uppercut then does a block buster from the ground.  Cryst-ow gets a breathing break, but goes back to the assault.  He sends Spade to the ropes, massive clothslines knocks him down to the ground, then picks him up.  Sends Spade to the corner, Mr. Cryst-ow mounts Ten Punches.

Gardiner:  Crowd counts along, WAIT!!!  SPADE WITH A SUPER CHOCKSLAM!!!

Simon:  From NOWHERE!!!

Both men stay down till they both get up at the same time, after the 9 count.  They back up in to each other, SPADE turns around quicker and DEEP IMPACT!!!  1… 2… 3… it’s over!!!

Samual Buffer:  And the winner of the match, and still T.V. Champion…
SPADE!!!

Gardiner:  He pulls that one out, good match.


(((Scene cuts to the back where KASH is still enjoying the madness in the show, and sipping only the finest in English Tea.  When all of a sudden David Cross and Psy barges through the door.)))


KASH: Good gawd… I need a bloody lock.  How dare you **Interupted**

Cross: You might think your a smart man Kash, you might think your a great man, but it's time you wake up from your slumber. You see this man at my side Kash, yeah this is Psy the one man you fear to give a match to. Why is that...because you know what he knows...you know what he is able to do and what he has learned from me and the CSW.

Fear can be a good thing and fear can be a vary bad thing, and in your standing Kash...it's bad..vary bad! Your going to get yourself hurt if you don't get your act in gear and give him a match soon, because if you don't...you'll be fearing not only him..but myself aswell. So here's the deal...

Your going to handover Seeker to Psy next week, or else.

KASH: Cross you think you have power, but you honestly don’t, but if I finally sign this… yuck… thing to wrestle Seeker next week who might even become World Champ tonight, will you please bloody leave me alone.

(((Cross smiles, then nods, Psy then rakes all KASH’S belongings into the floor.  They walk out…)))

KASH: FREAKS!!!


(((A car crash sound echoes and that explodes over the system starting Mick Foley’s song and the Hobo comes out and pumps up the crowd.)))

**Crowd chants “Ragity Sagity” over and over**

(((He comes jumps in the ring, then he does a little jig, and touches his feet together in mid air.  The crowd loves it…2XW I.C. Title Match animation flashes across the screen.  After a little while, Burns grabs a microphone.)))

Burns:  You know, I’ve been in the business for a while now, and I’ve never seen someone like Trey Willett.  He comes out and attacks me with words, not realizing I don’t like to communicate with words.  Now Willett wins one match and thinks he deserves a match with…**pauses**

**Crowd chants “Ragity Sagity” over and over**

That’s right!!!  Me… I never accepted really, but somehow KASH in the back decided to throw him at me!!!  Like he could do anything to me… KASH you are a joke!!!  Your trying your best to hurt me before the IWA tournament, aren’t you???  Well CHAP… your not going to stop me here, or over there, get it threw you big head!!!  Mr. KRAP!!!

(((Burns Throws down the microphone, then Trey Willett comes down to the ring with his music Panterra’s “The Great Southern Trend Killer”, once he gets in the ring he tightens his ponytail, and slicks it back more.  The whole time he has his eyes set dead on Bill.)))

The bell rings…

I.C. Title Match
Bill “RaGGity SaGGity” Burns vs. Trey Willett


The match starts with a lock up, and Trey pushes Burns down on the mat but gets back up.  They lock up again, and again the same result, Bill on his back.  Bill keeps getting up, then wises up and attempts a kick, but it is causght by Trey, who just does a Dragon Screw leg sweep.  Then Trey locks in a figure four leg lock, Burns quickly grabs a rope.

Gardiner:  I almost forgot that this is a standard rule match!!!   Trey who was escorted by the security earlier is now in the ring taking control.


Simon:  Trey is also one of 2XW’s finest, he’s defeating Burns, who won agaist practically two guys last week to become the first ever I.C. Champion!!!

Gardiner:  Trey locks in a headlock, then cranks down on it.  That’s a lot of pressure on Burns who has yet to mount a good offence.  Wait… Burns with some elbows, another one, another one then breaks the hold goes to the ropes, but gets a knee lift via Trey.  Knocking the champion down, Trey again goes for the headlock.  Then takes Burns down with the hold still applied.  Burns struggles but gets to his knees, but does then delivers some elbows to break the hold.  Again he goes to the rope, dodges a knee lift and a clothsline, but gets nailed with a drop kick to the knees, completely flipping Bill.  Burns holds his knees, as Trey get back and again applies the headlock.

Simon:  Trey has a great game plan going into this match, wear Burns out, and take his wind, his air and he can’t think as good.  Trey knows his moves, and his wrestling, he is using years of practice in that ring right now.

Gardiner:  Can’t agree with you more on that one!!!

Ref checks Burn’s arms…1…2… long two, Burns shakes his fist in the air.  Two strong elbows… again… breaking the hold… again… goes to the ropes… again.  SHOULDER BLOCK!!!  Burn’s again off the ropes, rolling flipping leg drop, then mounts up with some harsh punches to the head.  Then Burns picks and throws Trey to the ropes, backbreaker, Burn’s leaves Trey on his knee, and pushes on his neck and knee (people ain’t supposed to bend that way)!!!  Burn’s drops him then goes to the top, elbow drop, connects.  Goes for the cover…

Billy Young (Ref):  One… Two… The… no two!!!  Just a two!!!


Burns not to happy with somewhat of a slow count on that pin.  Burns goes back to work by throwing him in the corner and splashing him with a lot of force!!!  Then Trey tries stumbles out of the corner just to be nailed with a T-Bone Suplex.  But is reversed by Trey who somehow DDT’s Burns.  Trey slides him to the outside of the ring, Trey then attacks with rights and lefts as Burns struggles to stay upright. Trey whips Burns into the side rail and rips his title from his hand and nails him with it right in the head. Trey drops the title and drags Burns by the hair to the ring and rolls him in as the ref calls for the match to start.  Trey doesn't let up an inch as he lays the boot to Burns who is in a whole world of hurt right now as he fights to get to his feet. After a low blow and a warning from the ref Burns is then able to get to his feet and somewhat gain the upper hand. Burns whips Trey into the rope, but misses with a clothline on the comeback, as Trey comes back with one of his own. Burns is really off his game in the match as Trey is working him over real good once again. After a few take downs from Trey, Burns is able to make it to the outside to regroup. Burns walks over to the timekeeper’s table as Trey climbs the top rope and leaps to the outside going to a axe handle on Burns. Burns sidesteps and trey hits the table hard and falls to the floor is pain as Burns picks up the bell from the floor and nails Trey in the back with it. Burns drops the bell before the ref can really see what happened just then and picks Trey up by the hair and slams him face first into the ring post, Trey is bleeding now from the head. Burns then picks Trey up and body slams him to the floor and then slides into the ring. Trey is able to get to his feet and back into the ring as the ref gets to the 9 count, Burns is pissed that Trey was able to make it back into the ring. So Burns gets back on the attacks but he sets up wrong on a belly to back suplex as Trey is able to reverse it into a suplex of his own. But both me are down...Trey still hurting from the ring post and bleeding badly as Burns is just warn down from a match he didn't think would be so hard fought. Burns is up on his feet and he looks as if he wants to finish this match as he pulls Trey to his feet he pulls him over to the corner and sets up for the "Hobo Bomb". Burns gives the sign as the fans cheer, but wait...Trey is fighting it with rights and lefts… Burns loses his grip and Trey turns it into a SUPERPLEX! Burns is down and out , but once again so is Trey...the ref starts the 10 count. He gets to 6 as Trey starts to moves, as does Burns. Wait what now...Tony Monzelli is making his way down to the ring and has got a chair. The ref seeing this starts to tell Tony to head to the back, but Burns grabs the ref by the shirt trying to get to his feet...pulling the ref away from Tony. Tony slides into the ring and nails Trey with he chair, sending him to the mat once and for all. Trey was going to win this one till Mr.Monzelli made himself known in this match. Burns pushes the ref out of the way as Tony slides under the ropes leaving the ring area before the ref knows what he has done. Burns covers Trey as the ref counts...1,2,3 !! Burns rolls right out of the ring and takes his title before Trey is able to get to his feet, but I'm sure Trey will be on the hunt as soon as he does.

Samual Buffer:  Winner and still I.C. Champion
Bill Burns

Gardiner:  What a great match, but I don’t think Burns realizes that Trey was screwed!!!

Simon:  Oh whatever, Burns isn’t an Angel he saw it go down!!!  He was in a hard match and took the easy way out.  I mean I don’t blame him…

Gardiner:  Well I’m sure that will be contraversal but I know one thing after the commercial break we will have our first ever world champion crowned right here… tonight!!!


Just then as Burns is walking up the ramp way BILLY KASH is behind the un-expecting Burns, with several security guards!!!  Burns turns around, and gets nailed with some brass knuckles!!!  The security backs KASH off the laid out Burns…



(((This is one of those breaks that has the same old commercials over and over again, and it’s pretty good hint after the first two that your not going to miss anything, just go to the frig and grab something to eat)))


Gardiner:  Just a second ago KASH assaulted Burns, from my understanding Burns is in the back with the EMT’S and well as you can see… our king… is in the ring!!!  What a joke!!!


Simon:  Shh… KASH has something to say!!!

KASH: Ladies and ahem… bums… tonight in this very ring we will find out who will be the first 2XW WORLD CHAMPION!!!  The next three competitors, some I know, some I’ve never meet, will be the best in 2XW, and thus should carry the pride that comes along with this title!!!

(((KASH points at the ramp way, and two security guards brings out the title and hands it to BILLY YOUNG, who holds it up to let the crowd see it!!!)))

KASH: Now the guys in the back think that they’ll be going into a just a regular hardcore match but it’s not like that.  Now unaware to you guys we’ve blind folded E.R., The Seeker, and Hotshot!!!  Why, you bloody bums might ask, well it’s because tonight you’ll see these three go at it in the parking lot!!!  And from my understanding we couldn’t keep E.R. blind folded, it erupted several minutes ago and is still going on!!!

(((KASH points to the XTREME-TRON where the three are going at it in the parking lot)))

The bell rings…

World Title Match
The Seeker vs. E. R. vs. Hotshot


E. R. is beating both of them with lefts and rights at the same time.  Seeker finally takes his blindfold off, but gets thrown into the 2XW 18-wheeler truck, breaking the big mirror.  E. R. then goes at Hotshot, but Hotshot counters with a big head butt!!!  Then sever rights, E. R. tries to throw a wild one, but is blocked then E. R. gets one in the jaw from Hotshot.  That one knocks E. R. down, but Seeker is on top of the engine’s hood, leaps and dog-piles Hotshot.

**Fan’s chant “2XW”**

E. R. is back up and has the broken mirror in his hand, and smashes it over Hotshot’s head.

Gardiner:  First blood of this match!!!  This is absolutely nuts, KASH is putting his plans in effect and the wrestlers want that title so much that they fail to realize that KASH is trying to put the HARDCORE wrestlers out of business!!!

Simon:  It’s great isn’t it!!!

Seeker with a low blow on E. R., then comes up with a European uppercut.  E. R turns around and nails a DDT as if those hits didn’t effect the doctor.  He sees Hotshot getting on his knees, with the quickness E. R. jumps on the hood of the big truck, and does a missile dropkick!!!  Hotshot is nailed with it and gets knocked back to the concession stands, then falling though a table.  Good move but not the smartess thing to do, E. R. landed on that hard concrete and landed on his hip, he’s down in a lot of pain.  Seeker gets back up and works on E. R. with some kicks.  Then goes over and grabs a wire and begins to choke E. R. with it!!!  E. R. goes out, but Seeker doesn’t go for the pin, instead he goes for HOTSHOT.  Hotshot thinks quick and kicks Seeker in the gonads (another one), but Seeker acts quickly and pushes a huge popcorn machine on him, crashing all over Hotshot.
Simon:  Did that have hot butter in it… I think it did!!!  Hotshot is probably pretty buttery right about now, but he doesn’t like it.

Gardiner:  Yes your right!!!

E. R. finally comes over to the crouched over Seeker, but Seeker guinea pigs E. R. and lands a punch then a big boot!!!  Seeker then picks E. R., and throws him in a big trash dumpster.  He then pushes it down a small incline, but it’s a long one.  E. R. pops the top and realizes he is picking up speed in a big trash can headed right for J-lo’s limo.  BAM!!!  E. R. flies out the trashcan then actually lands on the limo’s windshield completely breaking it!!!


** Fans let us know they like it, “2XW” chants are heard around the arena**

Seeker smiles and turns around just to get meet with a bowl of steaming hot butter, compliments of Hotshot, who is also a little red.  Hotshot doesn’t give up and grabs a Slim Jim (the big ones) and slabs the shit out of him.  Whelping his whole body, the red marks just keep adding up.

Simon:  Forgive me Jordan but… “Snap into a Slim Jim.”

Gardiner:  Eat me!!!

Hotshot then throws Seeker into a car, the alarms goes off and they eventually get to where E. R.’S body lays.  Seeker pulls a chain from his pants while Hotshot has him by the hair of the head.  Bam!!!  What a punch, Hotshot is out of it, Seeker lays the chain several times to Hotshot!!!

Simon:  I would rather be beaten by a Slim Jim, then a chain!!!

Gardiner:  Wait, some how E. R. is up, he dodges a chain hit, CRITCAL CONDITION!!!  1…. 2… 3…!!!  We have a new world champion!!!

Simon:  Just like that guys we have a new world champion!!!


Samual Buffer:  Winner and Brand New 2XW World Champion
E. R.!!!

Gardiner:  Well we are out of time check our web site to see who goes against who on the NEXT GENOCIDE!!!

Simon:  So long wrestling fans!!!  Chow...

(((Scene fades with E. R., bloody and broken, getting his hand raised by Billy Young, who in turns hands him the 2XW World Title!!!)))

By:  B. J. Short & Bill Waite
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