| (((Scene opens with KASH in his office, when a butler comes in. The butler pours some more tea for KASH, then he stands there.))) KASH: Um… you can leave now!!! Butler: Well sir, I have some news!!! KASH: What could possible be on you mind, Alfred!!! Alfred: Well sir a limo has pulled up!!! KASH: So, I’ve got several limos, what’s the big deal. Alfred: Ahem, it’s Hotshot, and apparently he isn’t in a good mood!!! Him and a friend of his assaulted several people in the back locker room. KASH: So what!!! I can deal with the worker bloody quitting, I’m sure we can afford some more!!! Alfred: Well sir, his friend goes by the name of J.J. Crawford!!! KASH: Oh really, glad to see him make an appearance. Alfred: Don’t you hate these guys, Hotshot for one tore a contract up on national T.V. with the 2XW seal!!! KASH: Yes, so bloody what!!! I could care less if they terrorize the audience, that’s what I want my dear Alfred!!! As long as these guys infect the 2XW with terror, destruction, and hatred I will like them!!! They thought I cared about the 2XW, what a blooming joke!!! **To Himself** I need a reality check with the Kliq, hah!!! The whole world needs a reality check, especially bums that like hardcore wrestling. Alfred: Well sir, bringing this to your attention, how about we sign J.J. Crawford to a contract and allow him reek havoc in the ring. KASH: Well Alfred, if you didn’t already know, I’ve sent HOTSHOT several contracts, I’m hoping he does get some N.W.O. things going on here in the 2XW!!! Alfred: Um… one last thing sir, the reason Hotshot is mad is because he is at mid-card status, and thinks he deserves a title. KASH: Oh he does, does he? I must have failed to have bloody seen that part in his promotion. Well, hmm… let’s see, how about this if he wins tonight I’ll guarantee him a title shot, at whatever active, ACTIVE, title he wants too. Just like Psy vs. Seeker gets to, and Tony Monzelli and Trey Willett also have that privilege. If Hotshot wants a title, I could care in the least what title he wants!!! Alfred: I’m sorry sir, I will leave, and I humbly apologize. KASH: I’m sure you are sorry!!! Now where was I ahh… (((KASH sees a application on the desk and picks it up. He puts his glasses on and skims it quickly.))) KASH: Humph, Midnight Panther… what will I do with you??? (((Scene quickly closes and back up on a packed audience jumping up and down, screaming at the top of their lungs. The lights dim, the fireworks go off bringing in yet another GENOCIDE. “Feel So Numb” by Rob Zombie introduces the announcers who come down to their announcer’s table, and slip on the head gear.))) Jordan Gardiner: How do you do wrestling fans, welcome to 2XW, and the third showing of Genocide!!! I’m Jordan Gardiner and beside me is… Simon Veranhart: I’m the artist formally known as Spidetra, your darkest fears, and I’m all to knowing of the happenings around the world. I’m Simon… Gardiner: Is that your real name??? Simon: Maybe. Gardiner: Well ladies and gents we have several good matches in store for you tonight, but that isn’t all. The suspense of the first 2XW Pay Per View has been announced. Simon: Fitting that it be called First Blood, considering the fact that blood will be spilled that night. Not to mention the severity of the matches coming one after another. That’s not all, what happens when you pit 2XW vs. NOWA, hopefully a great match. Which is what is in store for you at the joint pay per view. Who could win such a massive tournament, who knows??? But that isn’t the only thing that is happening in 2XW, that’s right fans the mysterious BANSHEE has expanded its mysterious identity and began to mess with not only NOWA but now the sister federation 2XW!!! He’s calling KASH out!!! Who could it be, nobody seems to know!!! Gardiner: BANSHEE, if your listening later on in the show, KASH has decided to address you!!! Not only that we will be celebrating KASH’S IWA Victory over Bill Burns. Simon: Hah, KASH deserved it, but what a match it was, Burns pulled out every stop, but KASH comes out with a Ace at the tournament. Speaking of Aces, Spade also appeared at the IWA Tournament and he did quite well against two of the best guys in the business, Spectre and Good Old Timbo!!! Spade has a match here tonight, do you think he’ll be in tiptop shape to wrestle after such a grueling match!!! Gardiner: Well Simon, Spade is going against Miklo and it’s definitely going to get ugly. I’m saying this about tonight’s most anticipated match, Spade is not at 100% but he will give Miklo all he’s got. If Miklo has improved like he’s been saying here lately then he will have a good chance at becoming the second 2XW T.V. Champion!!! Simon: Also latter tonight we will see The Urban Legend James Draven’s debut match. Gardiner: Can Mr. Cryst-ow come off his loosing streak??? We’ll find out shortly!!! On top of that we have Psy vs. The Seeker, which is also a very much-anticipated match!!! Some say in the back that even though that Psy has the power of David Cross behind him that gives Psy the advantage. But also some rumors are going on in the back about The Seeker and our very own President BILLY KASH has been collaborating with The Seeker!!! But that’s top-secret information that neither KASH nor Seeker will comment on. Simon: And for the main event, J-Lo will go head to head with Bill Burns. Bill Burns coming off the IWA Tournament without a rest can’t be in tiptop shape. He’s had to many run ins with BILLY KASH, and KASH always comes out on top!!! Gardiner: I have to agree with you their but I also have to say that Burns vs. Kash was one of the greatest matches I’ve ever seen. KASH barely won that match, but he did win. But on top of that the winner of the I. C. Title match gets a chance at the new 2XW World Title holder, Earnest Runnels!!! Simon: That’s right that’s why I think Burns will just lay down and give J-Lo the title so he might have a chance against E. R.!!! Not to mention that he got to choose the match rules. And being sick and being a doctor made him think of this match, A STRETCHER MATCH!!! Gardiner: Well then lets get to our first match!!! (((Tori’s theme music plays, and “The Star” Rachel Montrell comes down the ramp way. The fans dig the sexy outfit and give several dog whistles. After she gets in the ring, then HWN flashes arcross the Xtreme-tron, thus beginning J-Lo’s very own music, but with Jackie comeing down to the ring. She strides with purpose, the whole time her eyes are locked on Rachel.))) Gardiner: Our first Cat FIGHT!!! WOOO WHOOOO!!! Cat Fight Rachel vs. Jackie The Bell Rings… Alrigth here's the deal people, both girls made it to the ring and it was more or less a cat fight the whole match. Rachel pulled Jackie’s hair and Jackie pulled Rachel’ss hair and so on and so on. The only two good parts in this match is wear Jackie’s tit popped out of her top as Rachel hit the "Star Gazer" and getting the pin. After the match Jackie was turning red as the crowd chanted "Puppies" while she made her way to the back. Samual Buffer: And the winner of the first ever… 2XW cat fight… “The Star” Rachel!!! (((Commercial break featuring Tony Monzelli advertising Digerno Pizza “It’s NOT delivery”, and then “NOWA & 2XW proudly presents, FIRST BLOOD, The Gathering, only on PPV”. After some Dell and Gateway Commercials, a HWN commercial flashes on “HARDCORE WRESTLING NATION, we’re not just a federation, we are a nation, check us out every Saturday and Sunday at 8:00pm, only on channel 69!!!”))) (((The family man himself comes down to his music, “The Urban Legend” James Draven who looks a little itchy, a little on the edge, a few pennies short of making a nickel. He makes his way into the ring, the fans like what they see and give more cheers then boos. Then Real Deal comes down to his music, and he gets in the ring, nothing fancy, but he seems to love the crowd who boos at him, throwing kisses at the uneasy Texas fans.))) 3-way “The Urban Legend” James Draven vs. Mr. Cryst-ow vs. Real Deal The bell rings… Cryst-ow goes after Draven with some karate kicks, but Real Deal hits a massive clothesline, knocking down Cryst-ow. Draven with an atomic drop on Real Deal, then the Urban Legend with a belly to back, almost throwing Real Deal to the corner!!! James goes to the outside and grabs Real Deal legs between the poll, you know what is next, Draven pulls and the family jewels get hurt. James then raps the right leg around the poll a couple of times. But then Cryst-ow from no where runs and jumps on the same top rope from inside the ring, then does a shooting star press and nails Draven!!! Gardiner: AMAZING!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! Simon: I am speechless, I didn’t think Mr. Cryst-ow could do anything like that!!! **Fans do the “2XW” chants** All three men are laid out for a while, when Mr. Cryst-ow gets up and does a suplex on Draven, and it’s executed with the best of precision. Then from nowhere Real Deal with a baseball slide that sends Mr. Cryst-ow to the guardrail. Real Deal is now outside and Referee Heath Wallace tolls the count. Real grabs Draven by the hair, when Draven delivers a low blow!!! 5… Draven finally gets up and delivers a kick to both Cryst-ow and Real 6. 7… Cryts-ow catches the next attempted kick by Draven 8. 9, Draven somehow with the DRAVEN DROP!!! Ten… NO!!! DRAVEN ROLLS IN before the ref could toll the 10 on DRAVEN!!! Gardiner: WOW!!! THAT WAS TOOOO CLOSE!!! Simon: Smart thinking by Draven!!! Samual Buffer: The winner of the match… James Draven!!! Simon: Great debut match by James Draven!!! He’s definitely made an impact on 2XW tonight. Can’t wait to see him in action again. Gardiner: Speaking of action, lets get down to our next match!!! Simon: Hey, how about this instead, we sit here and do nothing!!! I’m not taking any orders, besides the first couple of matches where short, which in turn gave us some extra damn time, let’s not rush into anything. Gardiner: O.k., Simon I syncing a little frustration build up, tell me your problem! Simon: Well besides being in one of the biggest pay per views in history, being UIW’S REDEMPTION, I fill as if I deserve better then sitting behind this desk. I should be in the ring. Gardiner: You should, you where good at what you do, or did. Hmm… you need a joke Simon, here’s one for you. Simon: **Rolls his eyes**Oh no… Gardiner: O.k., what do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Simon: Wha… Gardiner: Nacho (not your) Cheese… hahahaha!!! Simon: **Raises eyebrow** Didn’t you do that when you worked for IWF (now UIW). Gardiner: Ugh… well… umm… no. Let’s get to our next match. (((Demon, Adnac, and T.J. are already in the ring when Hotshot’s music plays over the P.A. System. He comes out with J.J. Crawford, who is wielding a worker in a headlock giving him a massive NUGGY!!! J. J. lets go of the struggling worker and the worker flees to the back. Hotshot then turns to J.J. and points to the back, then signals to J.J. to get some alcoholic beverages and wait for him in the limo. J.J. heads to the back, as Hotshot walks down the ramp slowly, gesturing to the men in the ring of where a title will soon be, around his waist.))) Simon: I like Hotshot… Gardiner: I’m not to found of him!!! But I really don’t know him to much, I know he beat Mr. Cryst-ow. Simon: Who hasn’t… haha!!! 4-Way Demon vs. Hotshot vs. T.J. vs. Adnac The bell rings… All four men had made they're way to the ring and the bell sounded and the match was underway. The match wasn't the best thing to watch since all the 4 men did was hit each other with trashcans and road signs for about 20 minutes. Demon looked to hurt his right leg really bad as Adnac nailed him in him in the knee with a crowbar at one point, but other then that, a lacklustre match at best. The crowd was finally put out of they're misery when Adnac hit his finisher and got he pin on Demon. But Hotshot With THE SHOCKER ON ADNAC!!! He goes to the outside, HOTSHOT GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN. HE GETS IT!!! Samual Buffer: Winner of the match… HOTSHOT!!! Gardiner: Now Hotshot will get a title shot of his choice!!! I wonder if KASH made the right decision!!! (((Commercial break featuring the Wind Magazine ad, “Go to WIND and get swept away with wrestling news. Right after, the first 2XW magazine (kind of generic right now) hit stores, subscribe today.))) (((Then “The NETWORK” CUFF’S music plays and Cuff walks his way down to the ring. Tom Stone is of course already in the ring, and awaiting the bell.))) Simon: KASH is sick this is a knock out match, 1 men will need help getting up, when another one will stand, but more then likely have more bruises then Spade & Miklo after their match, tonight!!! Gardiner: KASH specifically told the 2XW crew to find weapons and put them under the ring. He is just sick, and it’s just not right Simon. Simon: Where is HHH? Gardiner: Well David Cross got a call from him earlier, he will be a no show due to the fact that their was a bomb threat at his airport, but do expect him to be back next week!!! Knock Out Match HHH (no show) vs. “The Network” Cuff vs. “The Jobber” Tom Stone The bell rings… Both men start punching each other rapidity back and fourth. Until Cuff comes out on top, right, right, another right then a kick to the mid-section, DDT. Cuff proceeds to kick and drop elbows to Stone. Cuff picks Stone up and delivers a excellent snap suplex, then goes on to put in an armbar. He locks it for a couple of seconds till Stone does some flips and reverses it into his own armbar!!! Stone keeps it in till Cuff reverses it by going behind him and doing his own armbar. Stone quickly throws some elbows, all three connecting breaking the hold, Stone hits the ropes, comes off with a cloths line. Cuff ducks and grabs Stone’s head, neckbreaker!!! Gardiner: Great moves from both these competitors!!! **Fans give a hand for Cuff’s coming out ahead in that exchange.** Simon: Cuff is definitely coming up, but so is Stone, who wants it more. Cuff is grabbing some things under the ring, and throwing them into the ring. This just got exciting!!! Gardiner: Stop sign, kendo stick, trashcan with lid, broom stick, fire extinguisher, and thumbtacks, ow. Cuff comes back in and grabs the stop sign and nails Stone with it on his lower back, then proceeds to pick him up!!! Throws him in the corner then NAILS Stone right in the melon, Cuff drops the Stop Sign, then spikes a DDT. Cuff goes for the pin, could have got the 3 but lets Stone up, obviously trying to make an example. Cuff goes over to get the Kendo Stick, he turns around, and a Stone with the fire extinguisher squirts the stuff inside it (forgot what it’s called), Cuff drops the stick and tries to wipe his eyes. Stone with a standing drop toehold, into a STF. Stone keeps it in for a long time, when he grabs the thrash can and drives it several times into Cuff’s sternum. Stone then puts the can down, and sends Cuff into the corner, places him on the top rope. Stone gives 10 punches, then a SUPERPLEX ONTO THE CAN!!! Flattens the can, the can and the fans like it. **Fans chant “2XW”** Gardiner: Goodness, Stone isn’t wasting any time. Billy Young checks on Cuff, who is still awake so to speak. Simon: Surprisingly Stone is doing a great job out there. Stone sets up the trash can lid into the bottom turnbuckle. Then he pours the thumbtacks into the center of the ring. Stone then picks up Cuff, and places his head between his leg. Gardiner: OH NO!!! STONE isn’t going to do what I think he does!!! Simon: He looks like he’s going to powerbomb Cuff into the corner with the trash can lid!!! **Stone looks at the crowd for approval, and the 2XW fans give it to him!!** Stone then picks Cuff up, but wait Cuff is up but he’s pounding on Stones head. It seems like its several hits before Stone fall on the thumbtacks, not to mention the added weight of Cuff on his sternum. **You know the “2XW” chants rock the arena.** Cuff gets ups and picks Stone up and signals to the fans that he’s about to do a powerbomb that Stone attempted on Cuff. **The fans give their approval.** Cuff brings Stone up, revealing that his back is nothing but tacks and blood, but somehow Stone is punching Cuff several times. Gardiner: Oh now it’s Cuff’s turn to fall on the tacks. Simon: NO!!! CUFF WITH THE POWERBOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLE ONTO THE TRASH CAN LID!!! Gardiner: Stone had me fooled… Billy Young checks Stone, Young calls for the bell. Samual Buffer: Winner of the match… “The Network”… CUFF!!! Simon: Great match (((Scene cuts to the back where Miklo is being interviewed by Miss Smiles.))) Miss Smiles: Miklo… **Fans cheer for their hometown boy.** Miss Smiles: Tonight in front of you hometown you will go against Spade, the current T.V. Champion. What is going on in side your head. Miklo: Well Miss Smiles, tonight in that ring not only will I go against Spade, a very tough competitor, I am representing my home town of DALLAS TEXAS!!! **Fans CHEER!!!** Miklo: Spade I know you are in the back, and I’m sure your watching you monitor right now so listen, and listen well. Bring any weapon you want tonight, bring the kitchen sink for all I care, I want you to be at your best, and I don’t want your excuse to be… **Makes fun of Spade**Oh I was in the IWA tournament and I’m not at one hundred present. Because TONIGHT SPADE!!! Tonight you will go against somebody that has changed since 2 weeks ago, somebody that is going to come in and show you what it is ALLLL about!!! Tonight Spade, shine your little title, take a picture cause it’s coming home with me and is staying with the home town hero of DALLAS TEXAS!!! **Fans go nuts** (((Miklo walks off, and Miss Smiles smiles.))) Miss Smiles: There you have it Jordan and Simon, can’t wait to see that match. It will defiantly put a smile on my face. (((Scene cuts back to Gardiner and Simon.))) Gardiner: Well ladies and Gents, the lovely Miss Smiles reporting, good job. Simon: You know what would put a smile on my face!!! Gardiner: What??? Simon: If The Seeker beats the holy bejesus out of Psy!!! Gardiner: Now on to our next match. It is between two up and comers who should soon be in the title hunt very soon so E.R and Burns beware. Psy and the Seeker, but there is a catch the winner gets a shot at any title they wish. Simon: They both had better stay away from E.R, because tonight he is going to make an example out of Bill Burns. Gardiner: You really like E.R don’t you?! It figures you both seem to hate everybody and neither of you have any personality. Besides I think E.R will have his hands full with Burns who is hungry for his gold. But enough about them now on to our match and our ring introductions by Samuel Buffer. Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman here in attendance and the millions of fans watching at home LETS GET READY TO WRESTLE!! (((Slayer begins to play in the background as Psy Slowly begins to walk to the ring getting a mixed reaction from the fans here in Dallas, Texas.))) Gardiner: Oh My God….Seeker sneaks up behind him and begins choking him with some kind of foreign object before he can even make it to the ring!! Psy vs. The Seeker (Winner Get’s shot at Title of choice.) Simon: You are damn right it is foreign! It is called an troga it is an Asian torture device..My wife has one of them at home!!! Gardiner: Get your mind on the match you pervert! Seeker uses the wire device to throw Psy into the ring who is gasping for air…Seeker follows him in and continues choking him, but Psy does a fine job by snap mareing him over and Psy begins to throttle Seeker with his bare hands as the bell sounds to start the match. Psy picks up Seeker by the hair and sends him to the ropes…and nails him with a well placed dropkick! Once again Psy pulls him up by the hair of the head “being warned by the ref.” And sets him up for a pump-handle slam and executes it to perfection! The fans start to pop as Psy acknowledges them by putting his arm in the air. He begins climbing to the top rope as Seeker begins to stumble to his feet and is immediately met by an explosive missile dropkick!! Psy bounces off of the rope and delivers a knee drop to the head of Seeker. A few minutes pass and Psy is in complete control……then The Seeker lies motionless on the floor as once again the big man Psy goes to the top signaling to the crowd before getting to the top rope. He goes for a senton back splash, but nobody is home! The Seeker rises to his feet in enough time to catch him with a big right hand…and another…then Seeker bounces off of the ropes and delivers a forearm sending Psy to the mat with a thud!!! The fans rise to their feet at this excitement…Seeker picks up Psy and lands a forearm. Psy answers with his own forearm shiver. Seeker kicks him in the midsection and Psy bends over putting him in perfect position for an implant DDT. Seeker goes for the cover..1…2…nope he got his shoulder up. Seeker goes to the ropes bounces off and tries a leg drop, but Psy moves out of the way! Both men rise to there feet Psy with a wild right hand and lands it square on Seekers nose then delivers another, but Seeker retaliates with a kick to the groin. The crowd boos as the ref warns Seeker. Seeker sets Psy up for the Razors Edge, but Psy escapes and goes to the ropes and delivers a flying clothesline to Seeker. Psy picks him up and gives him a vicious body slam. Psy signals to the crowd it’s the TWISTED VISION he goes for the pin…1…2…seeker narrowly escapes the 3 count! Psy begins complaining about a slow count to referee Billy Young. Seeker rises to his feet and catches Psy off guard and puts him in Touch OF AGEIL. The referee begins the count 1…2..no he just barely got his shoulder up! Now Seeker begins complaining to the ref. Now Seeker puts a couple of boots to the head of Psy and picks him up and sends him to the ropes but he quickly bounces off and both men’s heads strike in the middle of the ring the ref begins to count…1…2…3…4 Psy begins to get to his feet but is to weak and falls back to the mat…5…6…7…8…9 Seeker gets to his knees and tries to get up, but he is too dazed…10 the ref calls for the bell this will be a Double Count Out. The fans rise to their feet giving appreciation to both Psy and the Seeker!! Buffer: This Match has been ruled a double count out!!! Gardiner: What a match!! And these fans here in Dallas really appreciate the effort these guys put into it! Just listen to them. It will be hard to top this match, but E.R and Burns will give it a try. Simon: Even I have to admit that may have been the greatest match in 2XW history. E.R has arrived in the arena lets see if we can get a few words from the 2XW World Champ and a good friend of mine E…R…. in the back. Miss Smiles… (((Miss Smiles is in the back, waiting at a back door leading to the locker room.))) Miss Smiles: Miss Smiles here and I’ve been informed that the new 2XW World Champion is coming this way!!! We have to get some words from our first World Champion!!! (((The door swings open, flashing sirens from a ambulance is in the parking lot, E. R. looks at the lovely Miss Smiles, then looks at the camera with a sick psychotic look, he gets closer and closer to the camera, until he about pokes his eye out.))) E. R.: OH GAWD!!! I NEED DOCTOR, MY EYE!!! Wait a second I am a doctor…hehe!!! Miss Smiles: E. R., E. R. what is your comments on tonight’s match, with either J-Lo or Burns!!! E. R.: Huh??? Miss Smiles: Your match tonight… E. R.: Oh my match, eh??? Miss Smiles: Yes your match with either Burns or J-Lo. E. R. Well as you can see I’ve took a five finger discount at the local doctor and brought the ambulance that I will deliver either that hobo Burns or that one J-Lo chick, whoever it doesn’t matter. Miss Smiles: Do you think your getting special treatment from the brass, the head man**Interrupted** E. R.: Who KASH!!! Miss Smiles: Yes, Mr. All I Want!!! **Stares at the ceiling with hearts coming out her head…j/k** E. R.: Hehe… me and KASH know each other, and we’ve came close to going toe to toe, but that’s the past and it’s now… NOW!!! Miss Smiles: Great well there you have it Jordan and Simo**Interrupted again** E. R.: BUT!!! But… whoever I go against tonight will never, and I mean never ever forget the name of… E….R…!!! (((Commercial Break, featuring absolutely nothing, except the “Dude Your Getting A Dell” one.))) (((Scene fades out then back in with Spade in the locker room, with our beautiful reporter Miss Smiles.))) Miss Smiles: Tonight Spade you will be defending your title for a second time since you won it 2 weeks ago. Not only will you be defending it you will defend it as the bad guy in front of Miklo’s hometown, and on top of that you will be in the EXTREME LADDER MATCH!!! A ladder that is well over 20 feet in height, stainless steel, 40 pounds of steps, what could possibly being going through your head. Because last time you faced this guy you lost. Spade: Well Miss Smiles, I’ve been in lots of matches and this one is definitely a highlight of my career. The pressure is on me, and I can’t let myself down, but I honestly have to say that the winner tonight will have some bragging rights. Miss Smiles: You are absolutely correct, good luck on your match Miklo!!! Spade: Thank you!!! Miss Smiles: And back to you guys at the ring… (((Scene cuts back to ring side where Trey Willett and Tony Monzelli are in the ring.))) “The Italian” Tony Monzelli vs. Trey Willett (Winner gets Title Shot Of Choice) This match went back and forth as both men seem to want to one up the other , but it all came to a stop when Trey hits a top rope powerbomb on Tony slowing him down for good. Tony didn't go for the pin though, as he went to work on the hurt Monzelli. I think it was to prove to the 2XW roster that he was not playing around anymore. At one point Tony wasn't even able to stand anymore as Trey was told by the ref that if he didn't try for a pin soon that he was going to call the match. Trey then sets Tony up on the top turnbuckle but from the crowd it’s Miklo. **Crowd goes NUTS** Gardiner: What is MIKLO doing here, he nails Trey with a pair of brass knuckles, ref isn’t even looking, BILLY YOUNG is arguing with a fan member!!! MIKLO again punches TREY who is now looking bewildered. TREY IN THE CORNER where Monzelli is still perched on the top rope, WAIT TONY MONZELLI IS ALLIVE!!! TONY amazingly gets a wild hair of a second breath and hits his finisher the "Pzyon Bomb" from the top rope, Willett is out for good as Monzelli walks over a falls on Willetts chest and gets the 3 count. Tony rolls out of the ring, after he get’s his hand raised!!! He’s walking backward up the ramp celebrating when he bumps into Miklo who is standing at the center of the ramp way. Tony Monzelli turns around… Samual Buffer: Winner of the match… “The Italian” Tony Monzelli Simon: Ou… what a stair by Miklo, I don’t understand Miklo helped Tony WIN!!! Why is he stairing down Tony? Gardiner: I think that Miklo is trying to do to much in one night, but he is defiantly making a statement. MIKLO shakes his head, and walks up the ramp still stairing down Tony Monzelli till he disappears in the back. Simon: Holy cow… Tony Monzelli is upset, he’s tired but he’s upset, Jackie is now out here to help calm Tony Monzelli down!!! What was that all about??? (((Scene again cuts to the back as “Eye of the Tiger Plays”, Spade is jumping up and down in anticipation for this match.))) Gardiner: It’s that time ladies and gents, can the Psy vs. Seeker be the best match of the night, well I think it’s going to be a close race between the next three matches. Simon: Your right, next up we have Spade vs. Miklo, for the T.V. Title, then we have the Burns vs. J-Lo match!!! After that we get to see the stretcher match with E. R. going against the winner of that match. I simply can’t wait to see this next match!!! The T.V. Title is hung 25 feet above the ring, we are going to see some pain here tonight!!! (((Lights go dim when the challengers music plays, “MY Generation” by Limp Bizkit, and the fans erupt in a frenzy!!! MIKLO comes out hyping the fans up, Dallas loves this kid at they scream and shake the MIKLO signs at him. Then all of a sudden “Never Gonna Stop Me” by Rob Zombie explodes over the sound system, the crowd gives some appreciation for the T.V. Champion Spade!!! He comes down and slides in the ring and points straight up at the title hanging high. The T.V. title animation flashes across the screen signifying that the title is on the line))) T. V. Title Extreme Ladder Match Miklo vs. Spade (Champ) The bell rings… With no weapons in the ring and the ladders laid on the outside the two dance around the ring. When MIKLO stops all of a sudden then turns to the fans and tell them to get louder, of course they do!!! They go back to doing circles around the ring, they lock up after about 3 passes around the ring, when Spade raises the knee into the gut of Miklo, then again. Then sends him to the ropes, Spade with a twisting backbreaker on Miklo. Then Spade knowing this is an Extreme match goes for the choke, he leaves it in for a couple of seconds when all of a sudden MIKLO quickly gets to his knees and does a fireman’s carry then starts to punch Spade several times with hard rights. Spade then uses his flexibility and kicks Miklo in the head to stop the onslaught of punches. Spade gets up hits the ropes, and connects with a low drop kick to the sternum of MIKLO!!! Spade then goes to the outside and gets a chair, then sets MIKLO in it. Spade then goes to the top rope and delivers a missile dropkick completely knocking Miklo out of the seat!!! Spade again then drops a sharp elbow, then another sharp elbow, then a slow leg drop. Spade then gets up and looks at the crowd for some cheers, but instead he gets some boos, Spade doesn’t take to the fans very well and slides back to the outside and pulls out the… Gardiner: OH NO HE’S GOT THE 2 BY 4!!! Spade slides back in the ring, he raises the wood up, when MIKLO moves out of the way in the nick of time. The Barbed Wire gets stuck in the ring, SPADE tries to pull it out, but MIKLO ignites the crowd with a bulldog. Spade quickly gets up, but MIKLO with 3 punches then spits… then another right to knock Spade down. Spade back up, back down with a vicious dropkick. Spade back up, runs at MIKLO who side steps him and throws him over the top rope. Spade lands on the outside in front of the announcer’s broadcast booth. Miklo then turns to his hometown fans and gets a hometown approval, he slides to the outside, then rams Spade’s head into the monitors on Simon’s and Gardiner’s broadcast table. Miklo quits when we see that Spade has the first blood of the match, a gruesome looking cut above the forehead. Miklo then exposes the concrete floor by tossing the mat aside. Miklo sets Spade up with a piledriver on the concrete. But Spade reverses it by flipping Miklo, thus Miklo hits the cold hard concrete with a slap. Spade falls to his to his knees, but manages to crawl underneath the ring. He pulls out a broomstick (from earlier). He stands up and then breaks the broomstick over MIKLO’S back, leaving a big red line on his back. Spade gasps for some air, but then picks Miklo up and starts to send him to the steps, when Miklo reverses and Spade hits the steps quite hard, well actually he flips over the steps and landed on the guardrail. Simon: So far it’s been what I think it was all hyped up to be, both men not touching the ladder yet, but going at each other. Gardiner: I fill as if they are a little resentment from these two. Miklo does several kicks to Spade then picks him up, then does a bare hug around Spade’s waist. Stands their for a second, Spade tries to squirm a little, but it’s to late at Miklo rams Spade’s back into the steel post. Spade falls down holding his back, Miklo then drops to his knee and gets a breather. He then stands back up and jumps on the guardrail, turns around and slashes Spade. Miklo hits with such impact he bounces off Spade, he still manages to get up and the top half of the steel steps. Miklo raises the steps up when all of a sudden SPADE spits some substance out in Miklo’s eyes, the mist blinds Miklo. Miklo slowly brings the steps down, but Spade jumps on the apron and kicks the Steps, thus thrusting the step in Miklo’s face, completely knocking Miklo back. **Fans go nuts, and chants of “2XW” rock the arena.** Gardiner: Boy that gash on Spade is looking really bad right now!!! Spade then does a flipping senton splash nailing Miklo. Miklo still trying to wipe his eyes, when Spade throws him back in the ring. Spade on the apron delivers a leg drop on Miklo. Spade quickly gets up when he pulls the 2 by 4 out of the ring, Miklo gets on all fours when Spade brings the barbed wood down, nailing MIKLO’S back!!! It even sticks a little in Miklo’s back, the blood instantly begins to pour. Spade pulls the 2 by 4 out, and raises the wood to do it again, Miklo quickly reacts and spears the holy shit out of Spade!!! **The fans are on their feet as they realize these two men are going at it!!!** Miklo slide to the outside of the ring still trying to wipe his eyes clean, he finds a fan who gives him her shirt to wipe his eyes out. Miklo thanks the fan, then turns around and the first thing he sees is the ladder. He stairs at it, and the fans begin to cheer some more!!! Miklo grabs the ladder, and places it between the 2nd and 3rd rope. He gets back in the ring and picks up Spade who is really not looking to good!!! He sends Spade into the corner, Spade with the reversal, nope wait, Miklo with the reversal, nope reversal by Spade, another one by Miklo, SPADE hits the corner where the ladder was, he hits it and as he’s coming off the hit, MIKLO performs a German Suplex, shaking the whole ring. Gardiner: Good god, I’ve never seen something like this before!!! These two young wrestlers are giving it their all right now. Simon: Maybe we should tell them that this isn’t the Pay Per View, cause obviously nobody else did!!! Miklo then sets up the ladder in the centre of the ring, and begins to climb the very long ladder, when Spade notices and gets up quick. Spade begins to climb the ladder to, much faster then Miklo. The two men meet at the top, the title hanging in the balance. They brawl at the top, trading blow for blow for several seconds. The fans love it, but Spade starts to win he reaches for the title, but gets punched by Miklo. Realizing that Miklo has to get off the ladder before Spade can get his title climbs to the top, very last step and sets on the top step with his legs toward Miklo. Spade starts to kick Miklo, Miklo about falls when he double ax hammers Spade then grabs his legs and… Gardiner: OH NO!!! Is it??? Simon: YES IT IS… THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!! RIGHT ON TOP OF THE LADDER **Piture flashes everywhere, fans go nuts, then once again “2XW” chants are heard.** Miklo locks it in for what seems a couple of minutes but is really only about 30 seconds, it probably felt like an eternity for Spade who shakes in pain. Miklo then pushes Spade off the top of the ladder!!! Gardiner: By George, Miklo the hometown boy has done it tonight!!! All he has to do is step up and grab that title!!! He takes the step, the fans are just going bonkers here in Dallas. Miklo reaches for the title, can’t make it stands on top of the ladder has the title in his hand… all he has to do is jerk it off!!! Wait what is he doing… Simon: Oh come on Miklo just grab the title son, don’t look down at your fallen opnent. Oh no he let go of the title and is still looking at Spade!!! **The fans are on their feet.** Gardiner: MIKLO JUMPS!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT… CONNECTS ON SPADE!!! GOOD GOD OH MIGHTY!!! ** “2XW” Chants rumble the foundation of the arena at Dallas.** Miklo is visibly hurt, so is Spade but both men are trying to shake off the pain, because they both have got it, both men are caked in blood. After a minute and a half, the fans rally behind Miklo who gets up first, followed by Spade, they both climb the ladder, very lazily though. Slowly they make it to the top, when Miklo Slips up and about fall off the ladder but grabs hold of the bar that holds the two sides of the ladders together Spade is at the top trying to balance the leaning ladder. Spade does it well, when Miklo finally regains control and starts up the ladder. Spade reaches for the title, but as soon as he touches it his eye’s rolls in the back of head, and it looks like Spade passes out then tumbles off the ladder hitting hard on the ring floor. Miklo reaches… Gardiner: MIKLO… THE LADDER IS OFF BALANCE!!! MIKLO GRABS IT… HE FALLS!!! Simon: WOW!!! WE HAVE A NEW T. V. CHAMPION!!! MIKLO HAS DONE IT IN DALLAS TEXAS!!! Gardiner: ANOTHER GREAT MATCH!!! COMPLETELY AMAZING!!! HERE COMES THE EMT’S!!! **Crowd gives a standing ovation for both the men.** Samual Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of the match… and new 2XW T. V. CHAMPION!!! MIKLO!!! Gardiner: Great match, it looked to me as if Spade with that nasty gash above his forehead may have made him pass out. Lack of blood, Spade had his title in his reach when all of a sudden he looses it due to a lack of blood, he’s not going to be happy when he wakes up and realizes that Miklo just took his title. Simon: Yeah but I’m sure that Miklo hasn’t heard the last of Spade either!!! We have to take a break and get ready for the next two matches. (((This break features the Sony Boom Of The Night, and it’s replays all the hard hits including the Wall’s Of Jericho in that last match.))) (((A heavy metal remix of Ted Dibase’s “Money, Money, Money” plays when KASH comes out to a chorus of boos. He waves at the fans and smiles, he makes his way to the ring with a microphone.))) Samual Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen please put your hands together for the I.W.A. Alpha Cup Winner… BILLY KASH!!! KASH: Thank you Sam!!! So did you bums here in Dallas like that last match!!! **Fans’s cheer loudly.** Ah so you fans here in Dallas already know that your all bums!!! **Boos, and the ASS HOLE cheer.** That’s good, that’s bloody good!!! I’ve got parents calling saying how disquieting that match was, if we have many more of those type of matches then it won’t be blooming long before hardcore will be banned for life!!! I can’t wait, I’m even thinking of names for this federation after hardcore extreme is banned for good. Do you guys like Top Class Wrestling? **Boos** That’s what I thought, I knew you would like that name. But that isn’t why I’m out here tonight, I want you to take a look at the Xtreme-tron and view some pictures of the I.W.A.. Tournament. (((The Xtreme-Tron, lights up with pictures of KASH’S victories at the I.W.A. tournament. Flat Broke after Flat Broke, Billy KASH makes his way to the final match against none other then Bill Burns!!! It shows several pictures of KASH being on the upper hand of the match, never really showing Bill Burns doing much of anything, obviously edited.))) You bums saw it!!! I single handily beat your hero Bill “Raggity Saggity” Burns in the centre of the ring 1…2… 3…!!! Or bloody wait, I’ll put it so you rednecks can understand better… ahem… **In a hickish voice** “I darn tooting open up a can of whoop ass”. **Boos.** Gardiner: I saw the match, Burns and KASH went at it, but Burns gave it his all, he deserves a hand!!! KASH: Since you fans are pathetic and stupid I won’t ask for a standing ovation, I’ll just simply move on, because I’m sure you are to stupid to know how to stand up in your bloody seats and clap your hands at the same time so thank you. O.k. everybody, lets get serious, I’m making a public statement to a one man or women called… BANSHEE!!! That’s right I’m talking to you BANSHEE!!! I’ve seen what you where saying in NOWA, now you’ve decided to come to the 2XW!!! Now I know how you mystery men like to keep your identity and stay in the rafters, and all that FREAKING good stuff!!! I also realize that while you stay in hiding you can talk all the junk you want to, but one particular statement got to me a little bit BANSHEE!!! I think you said that 2XW WILL BE THE SISTER FEDERATION THAT WON’T MAKE IT!!! Well your absolutely right, 2XW will go under, and I’ll be the one to put it under, but as long as extreme and hardcore wrestling exists 2XW is here to stay!!! So if you think you can hurt me by dising this federation your mistaken, but you made another mistake when you brought my name into it!!! WELL BANSHEE if you think you can do it, then come and get it!!! Anytime, anywhere!!! Wait actually I’m calling you out, right here right now, in front of DALLAS TEXAS!!! That’s right I know your probably here, so why don’t you come out here and face this old chap, what do you say mate!!! Gardiner: Who is BANSHEE??? Will he show up here tonight??? Wait… who is that coming up the ramp way. Simon: OH MY GOD IT’S BANSHEE!!! (((A midget dressed in a lime green robe walks toward the ring slowly.))) KASH: I knew you would come here BANSHEE, I mean after all that bloody smack talk you couldn’t refuse could you!!! (((The midget has a microphone and steps into the ring.))) BANSHEE: **His voice in a squeaky voice, not like the voice on the surprise promos of BANSHEE** KASH… KASH… TUTTONE… TUTTONE… I’m the ghost of Thunderstrike and I’m here to get on your nerves with annoying promos that mean absolutely nothing!!! I’m going to say your name again and make it frighten you… KASH!!! KASH!!! At the pay per view I will do nothing to harm you, because I can’t!!! Gardiner: Wait a minute that isn’t BANSHEE!!! You can tell by the voice that it isn’t!!! Simon: I don’t know it kind of reminds me of him!!! ???BANSHEE???: KASH… **like a ghost** ouuu… (((Just then KASH throws the microphone down, and delivers the FLAT BROKE finisher to the midget. Security grabs the little BANSHEE and escorts him to the back!!!))) KASH: Next time BANSHEE don’t mess with the KASH flow!!! Or you’ll end up FLAT BROKE!!! That also goes for the rest of you fans too… **Crowd Cheers???** Simon: Why are the fans cheering for KASH who just insulted them??? Gardiner: I don’t know? KASH: Oh so you fans are starting to come around and realize that you all need to be shipped away to a far away island and be blown up, right??? **Crowd cheers Louder.** (((Bill “Raggity Saggity” Burns comes from underneath the ring and nails KASH with a chair, KASH falls hard to the ground. Burns gets on top and mounts up several punches, the fans love it. KASH tries to get away, but BURNS keeps hitting him, till KASH is drove into the corner!!! There Burns stomps several mud holes in KASH. Security comes out and takes KASH away and holds Bill Burns back. When all of a sudden J-Lo with a chair nails Burns, during this whole debacle.))) KASH: LET ME GO!!! I WANT THAT MAN IN CUFF’S RIGHT NOW!!! LET ME GOO!!! I.C. Title Match J-Lo vs. Bill Burns (champ) (Winner faces E. R. for the World Title in a stretcher match) The bell rings… The match starts out with J-Lo hitting burns several times with the chair. Then going to stomps, elbows, and knees. After a few minutes of J-Lo being on top, he slide outside the ring, where he grabs a table from underneath the ring and sets it up on the outside!!! Then J-Lo slides back in the ring and delivers some awesome looking suplexes and several belly to backs. Eventually Burns starts to come back but every time J-Lo knocks Burn’s Second breath. But then all of a sudden this happens… Gardiner: That chair shot from earlier must have knocked a couple of screws loose out of Bill “Raggity Saggity” Burns, he hasn’t mounted much of a offence this match!!! Simon: He’s lost more screws??? Gardiner: Haha… that was funny Simon!!! WAIT, INSIDE THE RING, THE HOBO WITH SOME RIGHTS!!! Simon: Bam… bam… bam… Gardiner: J-Lo bounces off the rope, but Bill with a kick to the mid-section!!! HOBO BOMB THOUGH THE OUTSIDE TABLES!!! GOOD GOD!!! ** Those 2XW chants start again.** Billy Young is calling for the bell. He is disqualifying Bill Burns!!! Gardiner: Oh no!!! Burn’s isn’t going to like this at all!!! Simon: Good the hobo deserved it, this was a regular rules match!!! Billy Young goes to raise the unconscious J-Lo’s hand. Bill Burns is cussing up a storm, Young raises J-Lo’s hand and drops it, then signals for the EMT workers to come out here. Samual Buffer: The Winner of the match…by disqualification… J-LO!!! **Crowd Boos** Gardiner: Now what??? Burns keeps the title but does that mean… Billy Young climbs back in the ring, there Burns argues with Young. Young ignores Bill and talks to Samual Buffer in the ring. The crowd is silenced in confusion as what is supposed to happen. Samual Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen our senior referee has come to the realization that J-Lo is unable to compete for the Main Event, besides he is already probably going to the hostpital on a stretcher, so Billy Young has decided that the next match go on as planed but with Bill Burns… **Crowd Pops** As J-Lo’s substitute in the Stretcher match!!! Gardiner: Haha, great call by Billy Young, he was going to through out the main event and award it to E. R., but he made a substitution, because he came to the realization that J-Lo is already going to the hospital on a stretcher. That’s great, haha!!! Simon: Hah, I’m overcome with bliss and joy. Yeah, I’m so happy. (((A heartbeat is then heard, then a flat liner, then loud ambulance sirens are heard as Earnest Runnels surfs down the ramp way on the stretcher, he hits the ring and flies into to the ring. Which gets some fans laughing…))) Gardiner: Wow… what a comical night!!! Simon: I’m laughing on the inside Jordan!!! World Title Stretcher Match Bill “Raggity Saggity” Burns vs. Earnest Runnels Burns Simple picks E. R. up and chock slams him on a chair. Then Burns goes to the top and does a elbow drop, shades of Savage. Burns again continues the beating with a T-Bone Suplex. **Crowd Pops.** Burns then takes the 2XW World Title off E. R.’S waist and begins to whip him with it. He continues this for a minute, each time the slap gets louder and louder!!! Burns picks up E.R. and tries for a body slam, but E. R. gouges the eye, then rakes the back, then rubs the eyes on the ropes. E. R. then goes for a blatant low blow, connects, afterwards a atomic drop, then some of just your basic cheater moves. For example a choke, a headlock with a choke, and yes people, E.R. is also a biter!!! E.R. slides outside the ring and pulls out a pee pan (from the hospitals), slides back in the ring, and rings Burns’ head with it. Then in the middle of the ring, E.R. does a dragon sleeper??? Not common from E.R., then E.R. lets lose with that hold then grabs the arms and drives his pointy knee into Burns’ back. Bill screams in pain, after another minute in that hold E. R. lets go. Then slap brushes the back of Bill’s head, then to make matters even worse, E.R. crowns Burns’ with the pee pan, just to make fun of him. Once again E. R. slides to the outside and grabs a box from underneath the stretcher. Simon: E.R. is great, he doesn’t need what’s underneath the ring, he just gets it out from underneath his ring, so to speak. Gardiner: E. R. slides back in the ring, and pulls out a… a… heartbeat monitor!!! E.R. raises it high over his head, above Burns. Burns moves out of the way before the monitor comes crashing down, shattering into a hundred pieces. E.R. quickly goes back to the box, when Burns comes up from behind and attempts a belly to back, but then E.R. pulls out a vile and smashes it over Burns’ head, shattering instantly. Burns falls down, as E.R. starts to search for something else in the box. Gardiner: Wow… E.R. is pulling out all stops here!!! Now he’s got a… blood pressure meter (the thing that blows up with a pump and checks your pulse). E.R. tries to unravel it but it’s tangled up. E.R. struggles for a little bit to get the tangle out when all of a sudden Burns drop kicks E.R.’S back, but Burns lands in some glass, as does E.R. Burn gets to the pulse meter thingy and wraps it around E.R.’S neck and start to pump it, E.R. struggles a bit, and still can’t get out of the choke. Simon: Goodness, that thing is getting pumped pretty hard, but being as vicious as that sick Bill Burns guy, he stops every now and then just kick E.R. a couple of times. Yuck, I’m about tired of seeing people’s blood Jordan. E.R.’S hands look like he put them in red paint, and Burns’ shoulder doesn’t look good at all. Burns keeps pumping till he has to switch hands because his right hand was tired. He keeps pumping and kicking till E.R. is unconscious, then it happens. The thing around E.R.’S neck just explodes, like a gunshot; it scares some of the fans into ducking. Gardiner: Oh man… did you here that!!! Simon: Yeah it was loud, but did you see these stupid Texas people ducking? Burns then sets E.R. up for the Hobo Bomb, he does it onto the stretcher, that surprisingly just bends a little. Burns then slides outside and latches E.R. down and takes him up the ramp way!!! Gardiner: The camera’s are following them, I think we might have a new World Champion here in a minute, just a matter of time!!! (((The camera’s keeps following Burns, who just keeps hitting the strapped down E.R., he even throws the cakes and the sodas, and yes even the ketchup and mustard bottles are emptied. After several stops at various places like the 2XW make up section where burns draws all over E.R’S face, and a stop at the pile of cables and cords where the cables and cords whipped E.R. several times. E.R. and Burns almost make it to their destination but in the way is a flight of stairs, about 20 steps to the parking lot where the ambulance that E.R. stole is in parked. Burns stops for a second, and shakes his head no, but the fans start to cheer Burns to do it, like a devil and angel on each shoulder. One telling him not to, and the other telling him too. Of course Bill Burns listens to the fans, and pushes the stretcher down the stairs, E.R. wrecks into the wall first then comes down ontop of the steps, rolls down the steps till in a gruesome manner. E.R. must have woke up because he was screaming the hole way down.))) **Fans go absolutely nuts, “2XW” chants can be heard in the parking lot.** Gardiner: This is just gross, E.R. isn’t a pleasant man but he did not deserve that!!! Simon: My friend E. R.!!! NO!!! Is he… dead? Gardiner: I don’t know, but I’m telling you this now if KASH wanted ratings and to ban hardcore then he’s scoring big here with that move. KASH if that young superstar E.R. is hurt in anyway I can assure you that you won’t have enough money in the world to pay the debt that will be complied with his death!!! Good GOD… fans I apologize for that graphic scene!!! Burns makes his way down the steps and picks the bent up stretcher with the moaning in pain E.R. still alive in it. He makes his way to the ambulance, and opens the back door!!! Simon: Well that damn hobo just won the 2XW World Title, the world is coming to an end. Just then a car’s screeching wheels can be heard then all of a sudden a black car runs over BILL BURNS!!! Sending him very high, then lands with a thud on the concrete. Billy KASH steps out the car and begins to laugh at Burns!!! Gardiner: OH DAMN!!! That’s just not right!!! KASH shouldn’t be able to do that!!! Burns had the title in his hands but is now probably pretty hurt right now!!! **Fans don’t chant “2XW” instead they cringe in pain.** KASH: Theirs the man boys, get him!!! Several cops and cop cars pull up. They all step out and arrest Bill Burns, of course after reading him his Miranda Rights. KASH: That’s right, arrest that man!!! He was the one who assaulted me!!! Get him out of my sight!!! Gardiner: Ladies and Gentlemen, I guess that means that nobody wins that match!!! Burns probably going to both the hospital and down town, but so is E.R.!!! Simon: It’s called a tie, amazing!!! KASH with the 2XW world title gives it to E.R. who is being un-strapped, why is he being un-strapped!!! Gardiner: I don’t know!!! E.R. and Burns are true men if they can just simply walk away like that, E.R. hops in the ambulance and drives off!!! Simon: WE ARE OUT OF TIME!!! GOOD NIGHT WRESTLING FANS!!! (((Scene fades with Bill Burns being cuffed and drove off in the back of a police car!!!))) Writers: B. J. Short Bill Waite Chris Short |
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