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(((Commercial Break featuring FIRST BLOOD, Thursday Feb. 28th only on pay per view, “8 vs. 8, fed vs. fed who will be the victor? Winner wins with a special surprise for winning? The first WORLD EXTREME TITLE champion will also be crowned in the first ever FALLEN ANGEL BATTLE ROYAL. All veteran 2XW wrestlers are randomly, (really randomly) drawn, to via for the title. Several new signings, who is the BANSHEE, rumors of alliances being made? What will happen? The first big pay per view event of 2XW… and remember stay XTREME.)))

(((Scene opens on Spade walking into the arena with his bag thrown over his shoulders. He has a bandage on his head, but looks calm. Miss Smiles steps into the picture with a microphone.)))

Miss Smiles: Spade… SPADE… here tonight you will be in an Extreme Barb Wire match! What are you thought’s on everything that is happening?

Spade: Well lets get on thing straight, I’m highly ticked off at a certain president that runs the 2XW!!! He is a very low down, good for nothing president that thinks big of himself. Big deal, KASH your rich, but that doesn’t make you good. You can run around treating everybody like dog s&*# all you want, but it comes back to haunt you. What are you KASH, STUPID, or just scared? Did I piss you off to the point that you would unfairly run the 2XW just to slow me down? Well KASH, you can slow me down, but you can’t stop me.

Which brings me to Psy and Seeker, don’t mind me being in this match, just don’t mind me beating both your asses. I have some unfinished business to deal with, so if you two don’t care I’m taking that choose my next title card, and becoming somebody!

(((Just then, MIKLO walks by the interview talking to his trainers about some new moves he was thinking. MIKLO doesn’t realize he just interrupted Spade’s interview, let along acknowledge his existence.)))

Spade: Could you please hold on for a second Miss Smiles.

Miss Smiles: Sure…

(((Spade drops the gym bag, it lands with a wood falling sound, and a little spring noise (2 by 4)? Spade walks with purpose and spins MIKLO around!!!)))

Miklo: Excuse me… **Realizes it’s Spade**… don’t touch the champ!!!

Spade: Hey Miklo, listen and listen well… I don’t like… you don’t like me. We had a great match, true… but that’s beside the point. Tonight I get a chance to grab something higher then what you got around your waist. But I can’t decide what title I want to achieve next in the 2XW, do I want to kick your ass for the T.V. title or do I want kick somebody else’s ass for another title. On top of that could I become the next 2XW WORLD EXTREME champion? Either way something is going to happen…

MIKLO: WHOOOAAAAaaaa… hold on their little one, why are you confused about what title you think you can win?

Spade: Well to tell you the truth MIKLO, I hate you!!! You get on my nerves, you took my title, and you and me are both the rookie sensations of the 2XW!!! So frankly, MILK-O-COW, do I take pleasure in kicking your ass or do I uneven the score between me and you, or do I drop it and achieve something you can’t.

(((Trainer holds MIKLO back and tries to get him to turn around and ignore Spade.)))

MIKLO: Oh… that’s all I wanted to know, good day Spade, by the way good luck with your match.

MIKLO stairs at Spade for a moment, then MIKO begins to walk away. When all of a sudden Spade again jerks Miklo around, and lands several punches to him. Spade then punches the Trainer out, then MIKLO starts to hit back. They go at it like that for a couple of seconds until Miklo takes Spade to the ground, they roll around till security intervenes. They break them up by holding both of them back away from each other.

Miklo: Your not going to win tonight against Psy and Seeker, they’ll kill you!!! But if by some chance you do win the match, I HOPE YOU PICK ME YOU SICK FREAK!!!

Spade: LET ME GO!!! MIKLO YOU BASTERD!!!

(((Scene fades to the arena where the pyros go off and “Feel So Numb” by Rob Zombie plays bringing in yet another genocide. The camera pans the crowd, signs include a Bill Burns poster of him behind bars, A foam 2 by 4 with barb wire at the top with a ace of spades logo, Earnest Runnels The Next WORLD EXTREME CHAMPION, Mr. Cryst-ow 4-0 tonight, and a perfectly drawn picture of Miklo. It cuts on our 2XW staff by ringside.)))

Jordan Gardiner: Welcome 2XW fans, I’m Jordan Gardiner and beside me is none other then Simon Veranhart who is just overjoyed with bliss about the upcoming pay per view.

Simon: Well of course I am dark and all, and shouldn’t look forward to nothing at all, but it’s the first joint pay per view. I’m also guaranteed blood that night, hence the name.

Gardiner: That pay per view has been announced today will take place the 28th next week!!! We will see a tournament with NOWA’S finest and 2XW’S very best going toe to toe to see what the special unknown surprise is!!!

Simon: Not only is that big news, last weeks Genocide is still being talked about, the fan favorite Bill Burns is still in jail waiting for bond.

Gardiner: What a story that is, with E. R. as our world champ and Bill Burns cooling off downtown, who knows what E. R. will do here tonight.

Simon: He goes against J-Lo who can compete tonight, but is he fit enough to take on E. R., and you have to wonder with a guy like E. R., what type of tricks will he pull out of his sleeve. I like E. R., E. R. is great and beat Bill Burns fairly last week.

Gardiner: Oh yeah right… the match didn’t even get officially ruled as a match after the outcome.

Simon: E. R. is still champ, isn’t he? See, what did I tell you, on top of that fans at home last weeks match between Spade and Miklo was quite a spectacle to watch along with Seeker and Psy, E.R. and Burns, if you didn’t get to watch that, and last weeks show a encore is coming on all this week, just go to your local ticket master for more info.

Gardiner: Speaking of Miklo and Spade, a fight broke out with them two in the back just a minute ago.

Simon: I’m telling you now Jordan, yes Miklo might be the T.V. champion, but he’s making to many enemies, to fast. They all want a piece of the T.V. champion, what is in store for him here tonight???

Gardiner: Lets get to our first match!!!

(((James Draven is already out in the ring, when the newcomer the Midnight Panther comes out to animals running and freaking out in the woods. He goes full sprint toward the ring, slides in and charges “The Urban Legend”.)))

The bell rings…

“The Urban Legend” James Draven vs. Midnight Panther

The match starts with Panther doing a lionsault neckbreaker that lights up the crowd. Then jumps on the top rope and lands a flipping frog splash, then goes to some kicks. Panther then picks up Draven and nails a suplex with a pinning bridge, but only gets a 2 count. Then Draven gets up quickly and pokes Midnight Panther’s eyes slowing him down. Then James kicks Panther’s legs from underneath him, Panther gets back up and Draven does it again. For a couple a minutes Draven gives it his all and beats Panther to a pulp, but then in a headlock Panther gets a second breath.

Gardiner: Panther the newcomer is coming alive here with several elbows!!! Breaks the hold, goes to rope does crane kick knocking Draven back, then…

Simon: BLACK OUT!!!

Gardiner: Goes for the cover after that spinning reverse thrust kick. 1… 2… 3… we have a winner.

Simon: And the Midnight Panther wins his match tonight!!! The newcomer has beat “The Urban Legend” James Draven.

(((Scene cuts to KASH’S office where him and Alfred are chatting about numerous things that they do better then all the poor people around the world.)))

KASH: … that’s just simply smashing Alfred.

(((Then Trey Willett busts in the door…)))

KASH: Excuse me Trey, what can I have the honor for?

Trey: Well KASH here’s the honor… I want Burns, I’m tired of this Mid-Card job you’ve got me on!!! I want a nice little title to add to my collection that is huge, and you know I deserve it!!!

KASH: Oh I’m sure you deserve it, and you know what Trey, I’m giving it to you. That bloody Hotshot hasn’t said anything in the past 2 weeks and he had a chance to choose any title he wanted!!! So I’m just going to strip HOTSHOT’S privilage and give it to you, under one condition!!!

Trey: What?

KASH: You take it to Burns!!! Take him to school, at the PPV you take his I.C. Title and make sure he doesn’t win the EXTREME WORLD TITLE!!!

Trey: That’ll be no problem!!!

(((Trey smiles and hands over what appears to be a contract.)))

KASH: Ah yes… so this is what you had in plan!!! Trey…

(((KASH stands up after looking at the contract, and shakes Trey’s hand.)))

KASH: Nice doing business with you Trey!!! Good luck at the PPV!!!

Trey: Oh it will be very nice!!! Very nice…

(((Trey walks out, and Seeker walks in.)))

KASH: Ah… Seeker what brings you here.

Seeker: Listen BILLY BOY!!! I thought we was cool, I thought we was on the same page. But your not helping any, I’m pulling my own weight around here, and you haven’t even acknowledged me any!!!

KASH: Well let me explain, let me explain… you see I’ve been saving you for tonight!!! That’s right, tonight is your night to shine Mr. Seek. Tonight you won’t have to worry about anything, but under one condition!!!

Seeker: What???

KASH: You have to deal with a certain good friend of mine.

Seeker: Your boyfriend, Earnest F’n Runnels!!!

KASH: Watch your mouth, just go down to the ring, and I’ll take care of you tonight!!!

(((Seeker walks out and Spade walks in very pissed off.)))

Spade: KASH!!! I’m sick and tired of this I had the T. V. title and lost it to the bum Miklo. But that isn’t the all, you, YOU of all people strip my right to get a rematch!!!

KASH: Hey, if you don’t like the way I run 2XW then leave!!! And you are not exactly on the KASH’S Best Friends List, you are actually on the KASH shite list!!!

Spade: I don’t care what list I’m on… I just don’t give a damn!!! **Interrupted**

KASH: Excuse me while I laugh, do you know who your talking to. Your talking to the LEGEND UNFOLDING, so If I where you I would watch my mouth!!! Besides, you’ve got a chance to fight Miklo again, that is if you win here tonight!!! Or to bloody hell with the T. V. title you could win another title, or maybe even win two title in one night!!! Who knows what’s going to happen Spade, you could beat Miklo and be the T.V. champion, and win the blooming Fallen Angel Battle Royal to become the first ever WORLD EXTREME CHAMPION!!!

Spade: Don’t you think I **making fun of KASH** BLOODY **stops** know what I can and can’t do!!! Here KASH, this is what is in store for the 2XW I hope you don’t mind.

(((Spade throws a t-shirt and two contracts on the table and leaves. KASH lifts the shirt up and it reads X.W.A., KASH smiles.)))

KASH: Hmm… didn’t they get shut down for being to violent… perfect!!!

(((“Sex Type Thing” plays over the P.A. and Mr. Cryst-ow comes out with Bethany and Vada who take his Fur coat off. Mr. Cryst-ow gets several cheers from the crowd, as he walks to the ring and awaits his opponent. Real Deal’s music explodes and Trey Willett and Real Deal come out together, they walk down to the ring to a chorus of boos and you sucks. Trey rips up a poster that says “Trey Is Still an Acholic”, Real Deal comes to the ramp way and grabs a microphone.)))

Real Deal: You’re a joke Mr. Cryst-ow, you come out here each and every week “Have Mercy” this and “Have Mercy” that. “Nobody” this and “Nobody” that, and well quite frankly I’m sick and tired of it.

**Crowd Boos**

Real Deal: So here tonight I’m going to finish you off tonight!!! Making your streak 0 wins, and 4 Big Fat L’s.

Real Deal jumps in the ring.

The bell rings…

Mr. Cryst-ow vs. Real Deal Josh Johnson

Mr. Cryst-ow takes advantage of Real sliding in the ring by stomping him repeatedly. Cryst-ow gains the upper hand and sends him to the ropes and nails a lariat. Mr. Cryst-ow lands a slow dropping elbow, then picks Real Deal up and snap suplexes him with great precision. Cryst-ow again picks Real Deal up sends him to the ropes and Monkey Flips him almost to the other end of the ring. Cryst-ow gets up and screams “NOBODY”, and points at himself. Cryst-ow goes back to the assault and sends Real Deal to the corner and does a 10 punch, in which the crowd counts along. But Real Deal grabs the legs walks forward and fall back, Cryst-ow’s head smacks the top turnbuckle. Both men are slow to get to their feet, Cryst-ow is up in the corner resting when Real Deal puts his big boot into Cryst-ow’s neck and chokes him. Referee Heath Wallace tolls the count for Real Deal to break the hold. Real Deal tells the crowd to shut up, then pushes the ref and goes to argue with him. During this time, Trey Willett jumps on the apron and chokes Cryst-ow and punch him several times, then drops down without the ref seeing a thing.

Simon: Great cheating!!!

Gardiner: Simon… is there such a thing!!!

Simon: I think so!!!

Real Deal starts to ram his shoulder into Mr. Cryst-ow’s stomach, then all of a sudden Mr. Cryst-ow jumps and Real Deal rams his shoulder into the steel post. Then Cryst-ow with a schoolboy gets a 2 and a half count, broking up by Trey. Ref gets mad and argues with Trey, Cryst-ow sends Real Deal to the ropes then hits the CRYSTAL DREAM!!! Real Deal goes to sleep, but the ref isn’t there to check to see if Real Deal is out. Cryst-ow gets fed up with it and goes over to the ref after he catches his breath. He walks over and all of a sudden gets a low blow by Real Deal then a roll up, Trey points and the ref goes for the count. 1… 2… 3!!!

Gardiner: THAT WAS NOT RIGHT!!! Cryst-ow had the match won but now he keeps his loosing streak and even increases it one!!!

Simon: Thanks to the great cheating of Trey and Real Deal!!!

Samual Buffer: The winner of the match…
Real Deal Josh Johnson!!!

**Crowd boos**

Heath Wallace raises Real Deal’s hand, and Trey comes in the ring to celebrate with him.

(((Commercial Break featuring Earnest Runnels doing a public announcement about reading, where he’s reading a book to a bunch of 1st graders. The teacher is looking at the class through the window in the door, the kids are usually wild but now are totally interested in E. R.’s reading. E. R. looks up at the teacher and the teacher gives him a thumbs up, and she walks away. Then the camera focuses in on what E. R. is reading, NAUGHTY NURSES!!!)))

(((Scene cuts back on the ring where Trey Willett awaits his competition. Real Deal joins Jordan and Simon for broadcasting. Tom Stone just walks down to no music, no nothing. Then Adnac comes down to the ring with his music, the crowd just doesn’t seem to buy into liking this guy at all!!!)))

Real Deal: What’s up Good Old Jordan!!! How has it been since IWF?

Gardiner: Well it’s been descent, what’s that supposed mean?

Real Deal: Oh nothing… nothing good old Jordan. And of course Simon is here how have you been.

Simon: It’s just peachy, so who are you going for in this match?

Real Deal: Huh… that’s funny… I’m going for this one guy they call Tom Stone… haha.

Gardiner: Really!!!???

Real Deal: NO!!! Not really you big goof!!!

Simon: Once again HHH isn’t here and I’m beginning to think that he won’t show up for a long time!!! Who knows???

Tom Stone vs. Trey Willett vs. Adnac

The bell rings…

This match wasn’t entirely a great match, Stone tried every way in the world to fight Trey, but Trey just kept coming out on top with his experience!!! Adnac and Stone teamed up against Trey for a little but even that didn’t work against the veteran, as he came off the rope and does a double lariat, completely knocking both Stone and Adnac over. All of a sudden…

Gardiner: This just isn’t that fair… Trey has been in the business forever, and can stretch his skills out there. Stone and Adnac can’t compete against him. Wait there is a disturbance in the crowd.

Simon: What is everybody looking at…

**Crowd Cheers**

Trey Willett goes to argue with the ref about somebody who pulled his ponytail. Trey turns the ref around away from Stone and Adnac on the outside.

Gardiner: OH NO!!! It’s ALEX MIER I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE…

Simon: Since you where fired!!!

Gardiner: Alex Mier has a chair and nails Adnac, then knocks Stone out cold with the chair then rolls Adnac in the ring.

Simon: Trey goes down for the pin, and he gets the three!!!

Gardiner: I’m giving this match a big fat “U” for un-necessary, a double “U”!!!

Samual Buffer: The winner of the match…
TREY WILLETT!!!

Gardiner: ALEX MIER IS IN 2XW NOW!!! Oh this is bad, this is real bad!!! Trey didn’t need the assist from Alex, but Mier had to make his presence felt. Real Deal gets in and begins to join the attacks on Stone and Adnac. Yeah there real men, 3 on 2, 3 on 1, that just shows how much they really care!!!

Simon: Huh… Trey Willett gets a title shot at Bill Burns at the PPV!!! Maybe Trey can shut him up, I’m tired of all these “RAGGITY SAGGITY” signs around here!!! He can’t even afford bail, so why the hell should he be the I. C. Champion!!!

(((Scene cuts to a dark jail cell, where none other then Bill “Raggity Saggity” Burns is. He is in the corner, in deep thought, then turns to the camera and begins.)))

**Crowd Cheers, and chants “Raggity Saggity”**

Bill Burns: KASH… Kash… Kash, you made a mistake my friend!!! Big mistake, mark my word Kash that you’ve put your life at jeopardy. You humiliated me by taking me to jail when I had that little wimp Earnest Runnels on the stretcher, about to win the World Title, then you… YOU ran me over!!! Cough… cough…

(((Coughs blood…)))

I would be ashamed of myself, and now the camera crew informs me that not only am I in yet another tournament, I have to defend my I. C. title to Trey Willett, and go for the WORLD EXTREME TITLE in that god forsaken match you’ve made up and called a Fallen Angel Battle Royal. What is it…. What is the problem KASH??? Do I frighten you so much that you think that I can’t possible go on into all those matches and come out alive. Is that it KASH, do you want me dead? Huh…

(((A guard comes into the picture and begins to unlock the cell.)))

Guard: You’ve been bailed you are free to go…

Burns: By who??? Who the hell bailed me out?

Guard: Um… I think it was by a certain cheery guy, who goes by the name of BILLY KASH!!!

(((Burns pushes the guy out of the way.)))

Burns: SO your playing a game KASH!!! O.k., lets see what happens at FIRST BLOOD!!! Trey watch your mouth, or I’ll shut it for you… again!!!

(((Scene cuts back on our play-by-play guys.)))

Gardiner: Well a night of several surprises next up is the Extreme Barb Wire Match!!!

Simon: Once again KASH has put a choose the title you want rule, the winner gets to choose the title he wants to go after!!!

Gardiner: What a rule, KASH truly doesn’t care about the 2XW. He would pit somebody like little old Adnac against Trey Willett, just to see Trey Willett put the demise to those little people!!!

Simon: It’s great isn’t it!!!

(((The camera pans around the ring where the barbwire has been put around the ropes and the wooden board in the corner. “Never Going To Stop Me’ Explodes over the sound system, and Spade comes out to a great explosion of cheers, probably in appreciation of his match against Miklo. He comes down with his 2 by 4 and raises it up in the sky and walks that way to the ring. Then “EVE OF DESTRUCTION” plays and The Seeker comes out with a great smile on his face, walks slowly to the ring. Then CWC flashes across the Xtreme-tron, and then Psy comes out and hits the ring.)))

The bell rings…

Psy vs. The Seeker vs. Spade

All three men start to brawl in a circle, the circle moves to the corner where Psy’s back hits the corner hard. He screams in pain and drops down to a knee. Spade and Seeker keep going at it, until Spade brawls and slams Seeker into the corner. Seeker grabs his back and falls to a knee. Spade takes the other end of his 2 by 4 and rams it right into Seeker’s stomach, Psy also gets nailed with it.

Simon: Spade is a good competitor but will he be able to win this match against all odds.

Gardiner: We know that KASH has a plan in store for Spade and Psy, but what.

Simon: Who knows!!!

Spade then picks Psy up and sends him into the ropes, with barb wire, Psy holds his already bleeding back, then gets knocked out by a high flipping Drop Kick!!! Spade then turns around and gets kicked by Seeker who goes for a powerbomb, but Spade lifts Seeker by the legs and snake eyes him on the rope. Seeker rolls out and joins Psy, both men get up after a while and look at each other and nod their heads and both slide into the ring, as if the where cooperating together.

Gardiner: What’s going on here??? Psy and Seeker are teaming up and going after Spade, they hate each other.

Simon: No they are both being smart, they are already wounded and not a scratch on Spade!!! Hell yeah I would go after Spade, that’s just smart wrestling.

Seeker and Psy start to brawl with Spade, who brawls right back, until Seeker pokes the eye. Then Psy and Seeker work on Spade doing double powerbombs, double suplexes off the top, and a amazing move never seen before in life. Psy sent Spade into the ropes, Spade comes off and Psy does a blockbuster while Seeker does a gore. Then Psy goes to the top and does a senton back splash, as Seeker grabs the 2 by 4 and goes to work on Spade with his own weapon!!! Taking the barb wired end and pushing down on Spades sternum. Spade tries to get away, but Psy simply stands on Spades face and jumps on it, he of course almost falls down but regains his balance on Spades face.

**Crowd Boos**

Gardiner: This is just sick, I can’t believe that KASH would even allow this match to take place. Spade is getting the short end of the stick in this match!!!

Psy turns around and points at a member in the crowd, when Seeker turns on Psy with the barbwire 2 by 4, knocking a Sammy Sosa homerun, which in turns knocks Psy to the outside but his hand somehow gets tangled in the barbwire rope. Seeker laughs and walks down the steps and comes to the outside where Psy is struggling to set his hand free. Seeker proceeds to beat the holy crap out of Psy with punches and kicks to the helpless Psy. Seeker being the person that he is takes out a num-chuck and ways waste to Psy, then notices Billy Kash coming out down to the ring. Seeker meets him half way KASH smiles and they both slide into the ring where Spade is trying to get up.

Gardiner: What is KASH doing down here, he has no right to be down here!!! He’s going to help Seeker win this match, that’s just not right. I know Psy is with CSW, and KASH doesn’t like David Cross, but I don’t understand why KASH would even harm Spade.

Simon: It’s not fair is it??? I love it, KASH’S got some brass knuckles.

Gardiner: Seeker picks Spade up, this is just not need, Kash pulls back. SPADE DUCKS AND KASH NAILS SEEKER!!! SPADE HITS DEEP IMPACT ON KASH!!! GOES FOR THE COVER!!!

Simon: NO!!!

Gardiner: HE GET THE THREE!!! SPADE WINS THE MATCH!!! KASH HIT THE WRONG GUY!!!

Samual Buffer: WINNER OF THE MATCH…
SPADE!!!

Simon: NO!!!

(((Break featuring Miklo doing a promo for Scotland, “Call now for your free tour guide”!!! Then a Hardcore Wrestling Nation Commercial featuring J-Lo who is none other then the president talking about the determination in the sport of wrestling. He shows some clips of his feds, then a announcers says “Only on channel 69”, then a NOWA BATTLEZONE promotion, “Now on Fridays”.)))

Gardiner: O.k. where going to take you back to what happen during the break!!!

Simon: This one is one to watch, check this out.

The scene opens up on Spade holding his arms up in victory when all of a sudden Miklo comes from behind and nails Spade with the Belt and begins to beat the holy hell out of Spade. The fans like it, when both Miklo and Spade roll some more. Security breaks them up and takes them into the back.

MIKLO: YOU LITTLE PUNK!!! I DARE YOU TO PICK ME!!! I WANT YOU!!!

SPADE: YOU (BEEP)ING BASTERD!!!

They finally take them in the back, and then it focuses on the ring. Where The Seeker gets up and so does KASH, Seeker calls for the Microphone.

SEEKER: What the hell was that??? Answer me now KASH, just what the hell do you think your doing? YOU HIT ME WITH THE POWER OF THE PUNCH!!! First you don’t help me, you promote other wrestlers other then me, when you know damn good and well that I’m more deserving then all of them!!!

Kash grabs the microphone, with a highly disgusted look on his face.

Kash: Excuse me, I tried to bloody help your ass out, so that you could win!!! And you dare talk to the KASH FLOW that way!!!

Just then from underneath the ring, Earnest Runnels comes in with a bedpan and nails The Seeker in the back of the head. Seeker falls and KASH and E. R. lie in the boots, till security could come down and break them away. KASH still has the microphone, and yells…

Kash: SEEKER YOU WANT TO MESS WITH THE KASH FLOW!!! Do you? Well at the Pay Per View you’ve got a match that’s right you’ve got a match!!! You’re going to get a TITLE SHOT AT THE ONE MAN THAT HAS YOUR NUMBER!!! EARNEST RUNNELS… CHOW!!!

(((Scene cuts back on Gardiner and Simon.)))

Gardiner: What cowards, E. R. and Kash do have something in common, they are working together, so is Trey Willet and his gang!!! KASH is pushing the descent stars of the 2XW to far. What will they be able to do??? The odds are against them all. Seeker if your listening don’t accept the match, it’s a set up!!!

Simon: It’s interesting isn’t it, we’ve got BURNS COMING BACK, and TONY MONZELLI also coming back after a foot injury. Will they be able to rebound the ball at First Blood? Who knows lets get to our next match!!!

Gardiner: Well lets get to our next match!!!

(((The barbwire is getting carried out, as “The Network” Cuff comes out and gets in the ring with a “I’m better then everybody else” attitude. Then the T. V. Champion comes out and gets a big chorus of cheers.)))

Gardiner: What a rookie, Spade and Miklo are dead even in the running for the first ever rookie of the month for 2XW if you ask me. I mean if I was Spade I would pick to go after Miklo, what type of match would KASH scheme up for them two!!!

Simon: Yes I agree there but I for one dislike both of these two!!!

The bell rings…

No Dq, Falls anywhere, Non-title Match
“The Network” Cuff vs. Miklo

Miklo starts early with a spinning heel kick, as Cuff was putting a glove on. Then does a head scissors take down, the goes to a dragon sleeper which he leaves in for a second before he picks him up in the dragon sleeper and drops down with his knee stabbing Cuff’s back. It looked painful as Cuff desperately gets a chin breaker; both men are down and getting a little rest. Cuff is up first and throws Miklo to the outside then sends Miklo into the guardrail. Miklo hits so hard he flips into the crowd, Cuff follows and takes him toward doors that lead to the parking lot. Cuff throws him in the door and Miklo just bounces off without the door opening, Cuff again throws him into it this time the door opens. Cuff takes a fire extinguisher off the wall and rams it into Miklo’s chest; Cuff then proceeds to send Miklo into the Ticket Booth with lots of glass. Miklo reveres it but then Cuff reverses it and sends Miklo through the big glass that shatters!!!

**The crowd chants “2XW”**

Gardiner: GOODNESS!!!

Simon: Yeah I know, that glass didn’t cut him up as badly as what I thought it should have, darn.

Cuff smiles and jumps over the counter and throws Miklo out of the booth through the other glass, but Miklo reveres it, then CUFF reverses it, then Miklo reverses it, CUFF GOES THROUGH THE GLASS!!!

Gardiner: This is insane!!!

**The crowd again chants “2XW”**

Simon: That’s what 2XW is all about!!!

Miklo crawls out of the booth, a little bloody and barely goes for the pin, but gets a long 2. Then Miklo gets up and picks Cuff up who comes up strong with a European Uppercut. Then Cuff sends Miklo into a big set of Gumball machines, but then…

Gardiner: Miklo reverses it, kick to the midsection… MICKLO STUNNER!!! 1… 2… 3!!! MIKLO WINS!!!

Samual Buffer: The winner of the match
MIKLO!!!

Simon: Great match!!! But once again, Miklo comes out on top. I am beginning not to like that guy.

((Break, this is the break where you go get some food, if you smoke, toke it up right here.)))

(((Scene cuts back on the arena where J-Lo is already down at the ring, when the 2XW World champion comes down to the ring, Earnest Runnels and his very annoying sirens. Most of the crowd puts there hands over their ears, so they can’t boo. The World Title animation flashes across the screen, signifying this match is for the title.)))

Simon: During the break, we got new that this match is an Extreme Rules match!!! So that means NO RULES, everything, and I mean absolutely everything goes!!!

Gardiner: That isn’t such a big deal anymore; 2XW is full of those matches anymore!!! I thought this was going to be one of those special matches that KASH could only cook up. Something isn’t right here!!!

World Title Match
J-Lo vs. Earnest Runnels (Champion)

Simon: J-Lo won against Bill Burns last week, but wasn’t able to compete so J-Lo gets a shot at my friend E. R.!!!

This match starts out with J-Lo on the upper hand J-Lo supports several basic moves. Drops some elbows, does a massive tombstone piledriver, and even does a super neckbreaker. But J-Lo’s attack is short run is over when E. R. takes every low blow he possible can, and pokes the eyes more time then a zebra has stripes. Senior Official Billy Young can’t do anything due to the Extreme rules. Then all of a sudden Trey Willet, Alex Mier and Real Deal Josh Johnson come out!!!

Gardiner: Oh good god, isn’t enough, enough. I knew this match smelled fishy, E. R. and his good buddies are coming down and going to destroy J-Lo who hasn’t had a good week at all!!!

**Crowd BOOS**

Simon: What’s up with that, they didn’t bring any weapons. They slide in the ring, GET OUT OF THE WAY BILLY YOUNG, YOU CAN’T DO NOTHING!!!

Trey gets the Blattrauch on J-Lo. E.R. then does CRITICAL CONDITION!!! J-Lo is out of it, Alex Mier then grabs a chair and begins to nail J-Lo many times with it.

Gardiner: They are not trying to give E. R. the easy win, they are trying to end this mans career.

Simon: Will they succeed… I do hope so, this world needs to see a demise of a star!!!

Gardiner: CRITICAL CONDITION AGAIN!!! J-Lo is alive but I don’t think nobody is home!!! Get some help for God sake!

Simon: Wait here comes Mr. Cryst-ow, Tom Stone, TONY MONZELLI, even RACHEL, whose that???

Gardiner: That’s THE SEEKER HE’S COMING TO THE RING TO!!!

E. R. quickly goes for the cover, Billy Young quickly counts the three and gets the hell out of dodge. Cryst-ow comes in first and gets nailed with a chair; Stone comes in and also gets nailed with a chair. Tony Monzelli ducks the chair and lays some punches in on Alex Mier, Rachel watches Tony’s back and does a Hurricanranna to Earnest Runnels which sends him to the outside!!!

**CROWD LOVES TONY MONZELLI**

Gardiner: E. R. just got a Hurricanranna by a girl, that’s got a embarrassing.

Simon: NO HE DIDN’T

Gardiner: Yes he did, I just saw it!!!

Simon: He was just being nice!!!

The Seeker goes straight after E. R. and sends him into the steps, which knock the steps over. Trey Grabs Rachel by the a hair of the head, Tony turns around and starts to punch Trey Willett, but Alex Mier nails Tony with a chair, and Trey just army press slams Rachel over the top causing a dog pile with Mr. Cryst-ow and Tom Stone!!! Seeker still attacking E. R. when KASH comes out full sprint and nails Seeker with the brass knuckles. Then from the crowd comes Miklo, who starts to attack both KASH and E. R., but the two soon to be legends gain the upper hand, and sends him into the ring. There Trey Willett, Real Deal and Alex Mier decimate him with several of their finishing moves. KASH and E. R. slide into the ring, and also lay into him with some boots. Earnest Runnels grabs the microphone. He stairs at all the recovering bodies on the outside who failed to get them out of the ring. Once again EMT workers work on J-Lo. “The Network” Cuff joins the attack on Miklo!!!

E. R.: Well I guess you can honestly say that the only man that will forget my name will be J-Lo, because when he wakes up he won’t remember anything…haha.

Passes the microphone to Trey Willett…

Trey: Listen here you sick fans, and you in the back, and you laid out in this arena. You all can’t stop us, the odds are stacked against you all!!! Miklo your demise Is inevitable, same goes for that little cry baby Spade!!!

All the guys who came out slowly walk up the ramp way, holding there head down in shame.

Trey: You all suck, just go home to mommy and daddy, just quit 2XW, we own it anyway!!!

Passes the microphone to Billy Kash…

KASH: You all will find yourself at the END OF THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!!! CAUSE THE KASH FLOW SAYS SO!!!

(((Just then as he said that, the sound of a car crashing rocks the arena, it’s Mick Foley’s theme music, BILL “RAGGITY SAGGITY” BURNS comes to the ramp way!!! He runs to the ring, all the other wresters like Tony and Mr. Cryst-ow all turn around and charge the ring!!!)))

**Crowd BIG POP, and a “Raggity Saggity” chant**

Burns goes in first and nails E. R., then KASH, then Trey, followed by Alex and Real Deal. Tony comes in and goes crazy on Alex Mier and Trey. Seeker gets a hold of KASH and chokes him, Cryst-ow puts on the Crystal Dream on Alex Mier. Then from the crowd comes Spade, but he doesn’t go after KASH or E. R. or even Trey’s guys!!! He goes straight for Miklo who was trying to get at Trey, Miklo turns around and gets nailed with a chair!!! Spade mounts some punches on Miklo. Even Tom Stone gets a nice scoop slam on CUFF.

Gardiner: LOOK AT THIS!!! This war has changed offence, now it’s the descent people in this federation that’s taking out the real problem in the 2XW!!!

Simon: NO YOU’VE GOT IT ALL BACKWARDS!!!

E. R., Trey, Kash, Alex, CUFF, and Real Deal flee the ring and make it up the ramp way and get the heck out of there!!! Burns has the microphone left in the ring from KASH.

Burns: KASH!!! E.R.!!! TREY!!! You guys thought this game was funny didn’t you, DIDN’T YOU!!! Well the game has just begun…Trey you want my title, come and get it, until the pay per view… CHOW!!!

Passes the microphone to Tony Monzelli…

Tony Monzelli: I’m back, and I’m sick and tired of what is happening in 2XW, it’s going to come to an end very soon!!!

Mr. Cryst-ow grabs the microphone…

Mr. Cryst-ow: Once it’s all said and done… you all will be NOBODY!!!

Simon: That is the real root of the promblem in the 2XW, people like Bill Burns!!!

Gardiner: Yeah right!!! We’re out of time ladies and gentlemen!!! Until FIRST BLOOD… CHOW!!!

**Fans chant “2XW” LOUDLY**

(((Scene fades with Spade and Miklo still rolling around the ramp way and security trying to break them up… AGAIN!!! Then a blunt stair into the camera by Bill Burns!!!)))