AcTiViTiEs

Activities to Partake in While I'm Gone.

So, you heard I was leaving and got all depressed. Well, here's a tissue. I made a list of things you can do while I'm gone to keep you entertained. I have graced this list with an interesting picture of me in a mirror. More on that later. Anyway, on with the list!

Visit Ash Central, post on his message board and make him a happy guy.
Go to my feedback section and write nice notes for me to see when I get back. :-D
Get a manicure/pedicure. Even if you are a guy. Trust me, you'll feel better.
Get on IRC, go to #z64_central and reminisce about the old days with people like flamecow and Adam^.
Go to adoptafarm.com and send people lamb postcards.
Join the army. Support our country. Kill others.
Watch the Christopher Lowell Show on the discovery channel, weekdays from 2-4 PM (eastern)
Make Hot Dog Toasties, my household's favorite homemade treat.
Purchase a shiny new pair of shoes.
Visit Enru's Dark Little Corner and laugh at him because he has a "My Computer" section. ^_^
Purchase Dance Dance Revolution Disney Mix. It's only $44.50, and it's the worst dance game you'll ever play. Who wouldn't buy it?
Go see Spirit, and write a review about it.
Talk to Steven (Floydian123) on AIM. Ask him about oreos.
Rent Lady Jane from blockbuster. It's so good!
Find out who Jayne Mansfield and Jayne Ann Krentz are. They're the only people I know who spell their name like me.
Do a Science Fair Project! You'll be done with it before school even begins, wouldn't that be great?
Write a continuation of the story Le Pirate Francais et Des Autres Personnes. I never finished it.
Buy Midtown's CD, "Living Well is the Best Revenge".
Get a job at Winn-Dixie, and see how fast you can get fired. I suggest ramming carts into people's cars, urinating in the produce section, jumping in the lobster tank, or standing in the dairy section and guarding the cheese from customers.
Learn about Walt Disney's Zorro, a pretty good old show.
Play Laff Laff Revolution.
Take odd pictures of yourself with your digital camera and send them to me. (It's fun, really)
Find out the lyrics to your favorite songs at my favorite lyric site!
Go to your local Walgreens and buy some of that new sparkly lipstick they keep showing commercials for. I would get some but it's like 6 bucks or something...crazy.
2 words: Poke World
Take a quiz about me, who knows, you might know me better than I know myself if you guess well enough.
Do you love Apolo Anton Ohno? Why am I even asking? Of course you do, so go HERE!
Look at the weather conditions for my neighborhood.
Do you like to play Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings? So do I! It's more fun if you use these cheats!
Figure out how to beat the running man in Zelda: Ocarina of Time. *snicker*
Hungry? Grab a snickers!
Visit hell.
Read erotic mind control stories. LOL.
See if you can find a TCBY anywhere, and if you do, tell me where it is, cuz I can't find one. :-(
Go to a library and get Pride and Prejudice. If you can actually read it, and tell me what it is about, I will not look down on your literary merit ever again.
Log on to AIM as NeVeR00FoRgIvE. The password is 123456. Ha, ha, let's all laugh at Jay!
Order Burt's Bees products online! You won't regret it!
Go to Arby's and order a nice and tasty Roast Beef & Cheddar sandwich..mmm...
Or you can go to Hardee's and protest the whole "Market Fresh Sandwich" campaign..I think it's stupid.
Go to my house and wash my car for me. It'll be there all week. Thanks.
See if canada.com is really a site about canada.
Read this really humorous review about DDR Konamix. Make sure to notice the captions on the images!
Read a snippet of a play never finished.
Write a few descriptive paragraphs about your birthmonth. Use this as an example.
Download Les Envies by Tété, a nice french song you will adore.
Um....I can't think of anything else..but you can add to this list!

I really hope you find SOMETHING to do while I'm gone, I mean I know how hard it will be for you but I have a sliver of hope that you won't die missing me. ;-) And hey, if it gets too bad just fly up to Quebec and look around, you might be able to see me after all.