Slap a mule and call me Egbert, but I think I updated.

Piercings
Ok, who has piercings? Let me see some hands! Oh well. I have piercings. IN MY EARS. I think those are certainly the only appropriate place to have them. Being different is ok. But it's not always something to be proud about. "Hey, look at me, I have 8 in each ear and you don't wanna know how many I have down there!" is not a good way to introduce yourself to people. The problem with most of the people who have piercings is, they don't really care what they should say when introducing themselves. Well they should care. But secluding yourself from society....no reason is a good reason. I don't care if you hate people, or you hate being "normal", or WHATEVER, you don't need to go ruin yourself for the sake of showing it to people. I mean, when you're dead and people go to your viewing, you don't want them saying, "So he was killed by a hole puncher?"

Makeup
I think you'd expect me to hate makeup, but I don't. There are people who do though. I think unlike piercings, this is totally up to personal preference. If you want people to think you look like a geisha, that's fine with me. But don't be alarmed if people think you are a geisha and your name is "Ho". This is why people shouldn't hate people who wear a whole buncha makeup. Someone else will do it for you. But I've asked a few guys, and all of them say they like makeup. I think guys do like it, for some reason, I can't put my finger on it cuz I'm not a guy. The whole point of wearing makeup is to get guys to notice you (and eventually mate with you so you can carry on the human race). Well that's the whole point of life isn't it? So the next time your feeling lonely and feel like supporting the continuation of the human race, just put on alotta makeup and walk by my school. Which brings me to the next topic.

Guys
Ha, ha. Don't you think its quite humorous that I did this in pink? I do. Anyway, I overheard this conversation today in study hall.
Guy 1 (We'll call him Maurice): Man..I really like this girl but I don't know what to say..
Guy 2 (We'll call him Joe): Who is she?
Maurice: I dunno.
Joe: You dunno? I thought you said you LIKE her.
Maurice: I did..I just dunno her yet.
Joe: She got a big bootie?
Maurice: ....
Joe: She got a rack?
Maurice: A what?
Joe: A rack!
Maurice. No.
Joe: Aw, junk, man. What's her name?
Maurice: I dunno.
Joe: What's it start with?
Maurice: an F
Joe: Fantasia? Fantasyia?
Maurice:  I dunno, man. I just wanna ask her out but I dunno what to say.
Joe: When you don't know what to say, don't say anything at all.
Maurice: Aw, I'm tired of waiting. I need to screw her brains out, NOW!
Yep, that was it. Can you believe these guys? They don't talk about her beautiful eyes, her superb intelligence, and her eloquent speech. (which she probably does not have since her name is "Fantasia") but instead, he asks if she has a "rack". That's just disheartening to know. I think the guys got the carrying on the human race thing down. If only guys were more sensitive, more caring, more, well, feminine. I like pretty guys.

Tattoos
This is almost like piercings, except there's no acceptable regions for tattoos. Except on John Rzeznik, he's allowed. But as for everyone else, NO. I mean, how would you like it if you were in a committed relationship (...) and you marry this person (yikes) and then on the honeymoon you find out your partner in marriage has a giant yak tattooed on their back. That would be a horrible situation, especially if it were a woman. Anyway, y'know there are a whole lotta people who don't know how to spell woman. I'll teach them now.
Correct Singular: woman
Correct Plural: women
Incorrect Singular: wummin
Incorrect Plural: wimmen
There ya go. Anyway, finding a tattoo of anything (especially a giant yak) would not be good for a relationship. But then again, we have those pesky little souls who don't care about anything and especially not about relationships. Most of these people with a hair cut and some nice clothes could be ok, but they don't want to be ok. They want to be "unique". Well guys, if you really wanna do something no one else would do, get a giant yak tattooed on your back. Then show it to your mother.

Metal
"You're a *** ***** ***** and **** your ****** mother **** I'll **** you ****" is what most metal song "lyrics" sound like. I dunno if people get something from this music, or it makes them feel special, or whatever, I just think it's kinda scary. And plus when I see the guys (you really don't see many metal-playing girls around these days) who are yelling this stuff at me, I become even more frightenend and cover myself with a safety blanket. Actually, metal doesn't seem to have as much cursing, as something more evil....rap. I just want to tell everyone that pop music can be beautiful too. Especially (the goo goo dolls) things  I like. And don't get mad at them for "selling out". It's not like they want money or anything.

Scantily Clad
You know, I'm trying to think of what the world would be like if guys went around half naked and girls wore pants the size of Russia (and its European neighbors). What's really bad is when some girl wears like the equivalent of a dishtowel and gets upset when guys start calling her stuff. Oh, what's really good are those see through mesh tops that girls (and a few guys) like to wear lately. I think they're funny. Look at me, my upper body has been caught in a fish net! Pants. Everyone likes pants. Personally, I wish some people would wear pants. They really do come in handy sometimes. Seriously though, some girls like to wear those really tight short shorts that look like they're going to rip if the girl sat down. That'd be a real eye catcher. Well, if any of you people are fond of wearing those, please wear some more decent undergarments (no thongs please). Cuz usually the short shorts come with the short shirts, and unfortunately neither are a good viewing for anyone unlucky enough to be sitting behind you.

Theme Park Madness
I went to WDW this week, and it was fun. I just can't stand crowds though. Especially dumb, senseless, sweaty crowds. They just step all over you, take pictures of stupid things, and ALWAYS sit in a ride next to you when you don't want them to. They stop in the middle of the walkway to take a picture of a fence post. It's really that bad. So you wait for them to get a perfect shot of this amazing fence post, then some more people come by and just bust through you AND the people taking the picture. And how would you like to sit through Snow White's Scary Adventures with a person holding a screaming 2 year old monster behind you. But I guess that's all part of going to a theme park this time of year. So it's ok...As long as I get a copy of that fence post picture.

Shirts
Yes, I know that this topic seems boring. And maybe it is to you! But to me this is a very annoying yet stupid issue. There are several shirts that when I see them I just feel bad.
I Lie To Boys
I Make Boys Cry
Thank God I'm Cute
"Hottie"
"Foxy"
Objects Under Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear
Why would you wear something like that? Is it supposed to be attractive? I guess so. It just seems like if you're trying to attract these so called "boys" you wouldn't act like.......well like that! I think the worst one is Thank God I'm Cute. I guess you have to be very confident in yourself to wear that. And very shallow. Some people might say that it's just fun to wear things like that, and that's why I didn't include the "Princess" shirt. Princesses aren't that bad. They are usually chaste, decent people who just happen to be royalty. A "Hottie", however has a different connotation. And I bet alot of you thought that last one was funny. So did I. But in a bad way! I guess it's up to personal preference whether you want to wear something like that, but I would never.
 
 

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