The Insane Clown Posse and all other related "bands"
S Club 7 and all other related "bands"
Infomercials about hair removal products, especially "Nads"
French fries that fall over when you hold them up
Burger King
People that don't know anything about computers
The "Wide Latin" font
Movies like "The Animal"
Football
Pretty people who have bad breath
Mean librarians
That commercial with the singing navels
Chat room people who giggle
Jay Leno (Dave is SO much cooler)
People who don't like Michael Jackson just because he looks funny
People who don't wash their hands
Alabama
Nicolas Cage (only when in romantic movies)