Intern Coaches
                                                          by: Jayne

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Yes, everyone knows of those intern coaches who torment our lives with learning how to run to bases and learning how to put down equipment. Do they know we aren't ALL mentally handicapped in some way? Perhaps, but they have trouble admitting it.
Coaches in general have annoying habits. The more you say, "Coach, its time to go in", they will say, "I know exactly what time it is.", or "It is when I say it is." Just remember, the more you say it the more they'll change their mind. But Intern coaches are even worse. They don't even know when its really time, so they could keep you til the cows come home.
Intern coahces don't know how to take attendance. "Who's this? Is she here? Oh, it's a he? Where is it?" Now's the time to think, where'd this guy learn how to be a coach? Well, they probably learned from experience with their own coaches. Y'know, back when the dinosaurs roamed. There probably was no class change back then. Oh well, they just don't know any better. They're all from foreign parts anyways. Coach Jaque and Coach Humberto sure do have alot to learn.