The fun size candy bar gig.
Come on people, this one is getting old. Herr herr, Why do they call fun size candy bars fun, they're not fun at all, herr herr. And to think that was funny once. Sheesh.

Squall drinking.
I think this is an isolated one, but I've both seen it and heard about it enough. Too hard to describe.

The guy jumping off a cliff joke.
I think we have all had to suffer from some smartdonkey who's told us this one a few hundred times before. Hey hey, those 3 famous ethnic guys jumpin' off a cliff, whatever they say they land in. Herr herr, one guy says gold, one guy says silver, and then the last guy (oh you gotta hear this) trips and says crap! Herr herr.

"Boy bands are gay."
1. Who cares about boy bands? 2. Who cares about how you feel about them? 3. Who cares if tons of girls attack you when you say that? 4. You know why no one cares, CUZ YOU'RE STUUUUPID!

The multiple meanings of gay.
"You're gay." Herr herr, I sure am happy. Just admit it so they'll leave you alone!

Hydroelectric jokes.
Here, copy these dam notes. What's your dam question? The worst dam disaster was in Johnstown.
Please...

"Life's not fair."
"Herr herr, if life were fair I'd when the lottery, herr herr."

The cotton ball joke.
Hmm.....nevermind I like that one. ^_^

"Who do you like?"
I'll tell you what I like, I like blue crapplesauce. Geez, not everyone is planning on high school marriages here.

"Pokemon is stupid."
Digimon is stupid. Anything that tries to imitate something stupid is even more stupid.

A word that rhymes with duck.
It doesn't make you better than everyone else, what's the difference of saying "Hey I hit the **** into the goal while playing a rousing game of hockey.", and "Hey, I hit the small round object into the goal while playing a rousing game of hockey." Did anyone understand?

B.S.
Yeah, she had surgery. SO WHAT?!

I really need to clean out some of the stupid things outta my page. Don't worry, this'll be one of the first to go. ^_~