You might be me if...

You feel like you're in one big, long, nsync video sometimes.
You think guys who wear jewelry need to look at themselves in a mirror.
You aren't good at alotta sports, except badmitton and volleyball.
You don't eat breakfast unless it's pizza.
Fireworks scare you. Those and winged insects are your greatest fears.
If something looks funny, IT MUST DIE.
You hate ash sauce. Really. Hate is the right word here.
You like mythology and astrology, but no one else seems to.
You like jigglypuff.
Eggplants are your favorite vegetable.
You think Officer Friendly has a secret identity.
You don't like spicy mustard.
You're allergic to grass clippings.
You hate sensitive people even though you are one yourself.
Procrastination means relaxation.
Talking to old people makes you nervous.
You have a tendency to talk about people when they're right behind you.
You don't like to tell people about yourself. Only if they already know the stuff of course.
Squealing is just cacophony to you.
You know what cacophony means.
You get beat up when you call rap a buncha fat guys spitting into microphones.
You jiggle in all the wrong places. (huh?)
You wonder if this is the same thing as "How to tell if you're a venus addict."
You know its not because its much, much better.
You believe that spam is too cliché for you.
Everything looks funny, so you must destroy it.
Feminine male characters in anime appeal to you.
You like Adrian Elijah Malachy.
You know how to pronounce Adrian Elijah Malachy.
Purple people covered with stones are sexy.
You wish you could remember so say yo after every sentence, yo.
Explaining things is tedious.
Dentistry appeals to you for some unknown reason.
You think guardian forces smell.
You secretly plan to buy a metal shack when you are rich and famous and put all the people who think they're better than you in it and label them "leftovers".
Jiggly people think you're mean.
It ain't no lie...
You didn't know the difference between sharps and flats even though you've been taking piano for 7 years.
You now cross your fingers and hold your breath when you see a building on wheels. (ex) Bloodmobile, Mobile Veterinary Clinic.
Following the herd does not appeal to you.
You laugh when people say they never played hockey.
You actually know what the last one was about.