The Layman`s glossary of                       medical terms

Artery : study of painting


Dilate : To live long


Hangnale : Coat hook


Labor pains : getting hurt at work


Nitrate : cheeper than the day rate


Out patient : Person who has fainted


Pap smear : Father hood test


Pelvis : Cousin of Elvis


Postoperative : Mail carrier


Prostate : Flat on your back


Rheumatic : Amorous


Secretion : Hiding something 


Tumor : More thank one


Urine : Opposite of you are out


Varicose : Nearby