WEATHER FREAK!

© 2000 Jan Koschinsky

I´ve got to write about the weather!

Sorry, but my world is getting smaller day by day.
The sky is coming close to the earth and everything looks depressing.
This is the point, where I´d try drugs!

The North Sea is less than 1 kilometer away!
But the sea is angry, dark and you´re forever fighting the sand in the wind.
I swear, the sand gets everywhere!
So it´s I am:

BORED BEYOND BELIEF!

I feel the urge to do something and I can´t!
You can´t get outside, ´cause the rain will drench you in no time at all.
If you stay in the hut, you are running out of books.
Good thing is, I´ve got a sauna here.
But there are just so many times you can use it.
One more minute and I´m going to shrink!

It is raining all the time.
There are more people commiting suicide here than there are during the Christmas holidays!
Lucky me, I still got the notebook to write down some bull, complaining about the weather!!!
Coffee got better! Cigs are running low! This is a serious situation!

....I´m running out of options here!
"This is Jan Koschinsky, last survivor of the "Ford".
When you are reading this, I might as well be dead!..."


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