* Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
* A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
* Trying is the first step towards failure
* If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
* If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
* The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
* I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
* Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
* There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
* I'm the girl your parents warned you about
* I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
* I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
* I have lost my phone number,can I have yours?
* Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
* One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
* I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
* The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
* :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
* (L) Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
* Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
* Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
* My calculations are U+ME=US!
* (B) Don?t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
* The rich get richer and the poor get children
* I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
* Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
* Fat people are harder to kidnap
