MALTESE: Oh my God! A Spinebuster! His spine has been busted!
ON ENIGMA:
MALTESE: Enigma has balls of steel! Steel... and wool.
AFTER NO ONE DOES A DDT:
MALTESE: That was one hell of a DDT.
ON KJ GETTING REVENGE:
Andrew Musto: All KJ is looking for is a little bit of revenge.
MALTESE: Yes... revenge is sweet... sweet... as in EJW.
Andrew Musto: That is the dumbest analogy I've ever heard.
ON OMEN:
MALTESE: Omen is known for his... omens.
ON THE MACHINE:
(After the beginning words of the Machine's song, Mechanical Excellence)
Tim Spielman: He is Mechanical Excellence!
MALTESE: Yes, because he's excellent..... in mechanics.
ON ACID MISSING A 5-STAR FROG SPLASH:
Russell Hasenauer: I have seen some amazing things in my day, but that takes the cake!
MALTESE: That takes..... two cakes.