e2000vents:

The title of this page came from Elizabeth's charming email address: b2000abe@hotmail.com, named after a road, the b2000 which incidentally runs RIGHT PAST MY HOUSE!!! When (at the age of 13) she found that the email address: babe2000@hotmail.com was taken, she decided to create the aformentioned atrocity.

This page is where you'll find out all about the new things Liz has been doing as she grows into a mature young woman? Naturally there are bullet points.

Dusting whilst moshing to alkthree
Only wearing her glasses during exams
Writing about her mum as someone who inspired her in her English GCSE.
Putting a picture of her mum in her GCSE art coursework.
When we met Mel and Tim she was a third wheel refusing to leave them alone and even shrieking from a distance "you're not holding hands!"
She flicks her hair so Rosie (me) can't concentrate and it's all Elizabeth's fault if she (I) fails her (my) GCSEs.
Overprotective of her notebook/homework diary, and buys a new notebook every week.
Constantly gets new phones/cars.
She is having a driving lesson on her birthday.
She waits by her phone waiting for people to missed call her so she can pick up the phone.
She insisted on having her hair dyed purple even though her hair is almost black and so it OBVIOUSLY WON'T WORK!!  duh
She also wanted her hair bleached not realising this was a permanent action. 
She takes natalie's hair dying skills for granted and never PAYS. ahem rosie ahem louise goff ahem
She has an obsession with purple herpes.
That's egg nog1!
She has an eeyore obession and went shopping by herself in CHATHAM to buy eeyore merchandise and an opera gown from modern kidz
She goes to modern kidz
She has a cess pit
She has planned what her best friend is going to wear to subs in 2 months time- PORNSTAR T-SHIRT
She claims to be obssessed with couples when in reality she can't handle it and has NOT made charts charting how long people have been going out
She goes on tooooooooooootototot many holidays
Her Dad supports her at swapmeets.

 

me? do a link? i don't think so said nutella the one who has scurvy