Mini Smorgasbord!!!!!
This is an excellent card game we've made up called Mini Smorgasbord. As rosie has just commented, we make up sooo many fascinating games For instance, one day we decided to pat an empty drinks bottle around in the air for half an hour. FUN!
Mini smorgasbord however is a card game staring us. We are the bowlorama and we are currently 10 in number.
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Liz- This site is about her. Shes crazy! |
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Anya- She is like Amelia on speed |
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Mel- She is the mother duck of the group. And has a tunnel for hair. |
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Natalie- Shes microscopic in so many ways |
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Rosie- She has a pig like smile |
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Dave- Eugh |
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Weez Goff- She's the major let down in the gang |
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Dan- He wears leotards for fun |
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Matt- He wears galoshes for fun. |
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Louse- Ooh i forgot me! |
Anyway, this game started off as a mere game of SNAP but we would shout mini-smorgasbord instead of snap, angering those around us. We have now progressed to a much more exciting version of the family trivia that is Rummy. The rules are as follows:
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You pick a card, THEN you put down a card. LIZ |
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To win you need to get rid of all your cards by putting some down in front of you in a formation. |
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You must have three of the same character in DIFFERENT COLOURS |
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OR you must have three different characters in the SAME COLOUR in AGE ORDER. |
And then you may win. But you wont because Rosie always wins.
Liz made a error. She decided to put down an ANYA, a MATT and a LIZ, claiming that this was in age order. Now everybody knows badger love mashed potatoes. So there.
Don't nick this game. Its patented. See? And it wont be as good when you do it, cos you're shit.