Well come to the wonderful world of Shawny Boy, Pevhead, Boner and the gang!
We want to introduce you to a few friends of ours. Well, actually they're us- our male manifestations who have manifested in our manisfestions. Right, now heres a step by step guide to each and every one of our furry friends.
Devin Pevin aka Pevhead- Pevhead is the older brother of Kermit and best friend of Shawny Boy. He is THE coolest sk8er dood around and he also enjoys surfing, sk6ting, boogie boarding, sk3ing, sk2 boarding, ice sk4ting, Snow boarding and le ski. And also other cool pursuits. Devin is 16 years young and is a whippersnapper about town. He has blond hair (curtained) yes he does have curtains. Also, he has green eyes and an annoying pig-like smile. He has a reputation as the kewl sk1er dood and is quite the man about sk0 often sk5ing around picking up admirers at every post. Pevhead gets into numerous amusing Scrapes with his best friend Shawny Boy. Well What A SURPRISE HERE HE COMES!
Shawn Pepperton aka Shawny Boy- Shawny boy is the older bruv of Priscilla who between you and me is a bit of a tart. ONLY JOKING! He is of course Pevheads bezzie M8 and they often enjoy a cup of mocha down the local café m8s. His hobbies include, deterring the advances of Pevhead's cousin and brother Cecil and Kermit who both idolise and adore him. being a role model bites. He also enjoys needlework and robot wars bucket hats. he is also 16 but is older than Pevhead by 17 years. Shawn once broke both his arms and elbows while sk7ing. tsk tsk. Shawny Boy and Pevhead have a bond that wil never be broken. They refer to it as Materly love. However, they do not endorse the H word. Homosexualtiy is not cool KERMIT!
Kermit Pevin aka Kermit- Kermit is Pevhead's younger bro and Shawny Boy's devotee. At the tender age of 13 he is just discovering the opposite sex. And he doesnt like it. He enjoys thinking about Priscilla and Cecil Sponge- his OWN COUSIN! really! Kermit skips around from town to town following Phillip Schofield on a ritual pilgrimage to mecca dude. Kermit's lifetime ambitions are to achieve moksha, be Shawny Boy and be straight. The love of a certain Pepperton wouldn't go amiss either.
Priscilla Pepperton aka Priscilla- Priscilla spends her life trying to avoid Kermit because she likes his older bruvva Pevhead. But seriously, who wouldn't? She has no other hobbies but she does enjoy appearing in J17. Priscilla hates talking to her best friend Cecil Sponge, but she keeps phoning!!
Cecilia Sponge aka Cecil Sponge- Cecil is madly in love with Shawny Boy but detests Kermit. JOKE LIZ. Cecil enjoys chatting to her mother, Aunt Sponge. She also likes getting hit with bags of tampons as it improves her awareness of tampon attack and also her stamina. She likes enjoying wearing trainers but they are not as good as Dunlop GREEN FLASH! Aunt Sponge is also not as good as Dunlop GREEN FLASH!
Mrs Sponge aka Aunt Sponge- Aunt Sponge, mother of Cecil who incidentally has a public house dedicated to her arms. CALLED THE CECIL ARMS WHAHAAY!!!!!! Aunt Sponge is Kermit and Pevhead's Aunt Sponge but we all call her Aunt Sponge because she's Aunt Sponge. Aunt Sponge's brother is Mr P!
Mr. Pevin aka Mr P- Mr. Pevin is Pevhead and Kermit's Pa. Mr. P lets Kermit stay up past 6 30 pm which is far too late in MY opinion. I feel this is an inadequate upbringing for a school of frogs. I'm not a frog. Neither is Natalie. I however am. Now what else shall i write? Mr. P is a member of the apostrophe, accuracy, symmetry and P club as is Mrs Pepperton.
Mrs Pepperton aka Mrs P- Mrs P is Shawny Boy and Priscilla's muvva. She recently celebrated a birthday, a first for the family in quite some time. She received a soiled birthday cake from Priscilla, a used colouring book from Shawn and some expensive vinegar from Pevhead and Kermit. aaah how sweet. something that is not sweet is the illicit affair between Mrs P and Pevheads 2nd best friend, Boner!
Brad Bodacious aka Boner- Boner is Shawny Boy's and Pevhead's uncultured friend. Together they make a trio. TRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That is enough. He enjoys erections, food and truckers. He also enjoys SHAWN'S MUVVA WHICH IS NOT ON! m8.
I think this is everyone, although we can't be sure. Did you have fun? The eternal cycle of sk2654286 lives on. PEA DUDE! Would you like to see a pic of this luvverly lot. Alrite then go and draw one. bye
