pie in clothing
This is a WeezGoff spin off, so to speak. Louise Goth is Liz's ex best friend and has been replaced by Steve who pales in comparison. Weezgoff does many interesting and "varied" things in her dull little life. This sextion entitled "pie in clothing" is a dedication to her little self.
Nicknames Weezgoff, slut, slagpipe, whore, flemboid, tart
Age When on public transport, 15. When in subs or likewise (an umbrella) 24.
These are the only facts as she is a lesser-spotted weez.
Loveable Louise enjoys using numerous phrases to excess, much to the annoyance of those around her. Even Ami Broughton has noticed it. Don't worry Louise, Kirstin still loves you.
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Bint |
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Gatted |
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Rhetro |
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Goddam |
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Wooo hello |
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COmedy japes |
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Pissed |
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Blatantly |
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I'm sweet and innocent |
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Mr weir (in posh voice) |
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Cheeky chops |
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randomly |
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roight (west country accent) |
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muchly |
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rat arsed |
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tough tits |
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i really shouldn't bend that way heh heh |
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Its a metaphor for war |
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We should really have a debate on that sometime |
Much like Liz, Louise also enjoys saying stupid things as follows:
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It's a floral lettace |
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Everyone's an out of place gimp |
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calalalalaalfornia |
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What the hell is a pulley? |
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Don't be so stupoid |
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You need will power Louse, will power |
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(In Mcdonalds) I'm not eating here |
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(5 minutes later, whilst eating) I'm not eating here |
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Me and Nat agreed that Jack is kindaa fit |
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I had nothing to do with Liz turning unbaggy |
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What the fuck is millencolin? |
LLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRVE
Louise is a slag (not really) but yes. Decide for yourself after reading this list of previous lurvessss:
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Tajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj-A blonde thing who worked in a record shop he was 21, she was 14 cool. |
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Fish-She saw him across the room and decided she'd called him fish, never actually daring to find out his real name, and obsessed over him for a year and a day. |
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Mike-Weasel face He often wore and afro |
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Rory-A second rate clone of Brian Molko and she called him gel bra bloke for at least 6 months as on one "gatted incident" she inferred to him that he should wear a gel bra. Lard arse. |
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Alex-Director of some play or other (25) they went out for a day. |
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Xen- She got off with him at a school disco she decided to crash with a lawnmower. This is all true |
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She once got off with a chav at Subs or something. HAHAHAHAHAH She denies it of course but its trueeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Gary, Mark, Jason, Howard, Robbie, J, Abs, Scott, Sean, Richie, Ben, Paul, Mark, Christian, Stephen (GAYLORD), Sean Maguire, Ronan, Paul Nicholls, Jack Ryder, Keet Duffy, Mikey Graham, Shane Lynch, Tony, and Brian from E17- hes a drug addict louise. RAWK! |
Louise has a fringe that is 1cm long. She calls it midget hair and it is truly a gift from God. (Liz) I'm sure she cuts it as you would have thought it would have grown out by now wouldn't you eh??????? Suspicious Non? Yes i think it is. Send in the monkeys!
If you'd like to find out more about Louise (goff, not me, im boring) Send an SAE to
Fuckingham (Palace) I'm sure you know the rest of the address. She'll most likely be shagging the butler or some lower class servant of some description.
You can find her always and forever "down the vines" or in "subs" the local hotspot. Liz hasnt realised this quite yet. She's only been there once. She is SO uncool.