NOW I THE EXCEEDINGLY MARVELOUS LOUSE HAVE TAKEN OVER AND ITS MY TURN TO MAKE AND ITS MY TURN TO TIME.  

NOW  NATALIE  I, AND ANYA WOULD LIKE TO VENT SOME FANTASMAGORICAL SPLEEN.  this is supposed to be ungrammatically correct.  

now a new "thing" has arisen from the ashes of natalie mitchell called the Punk File.  It's a truly a horrible thing.  Every horrible lunchtime Louise M( not me!), Liz (this site is about her!) and the truly horrible Rosie with her pig like smile gather together to screech the terrible musings of a New Found Glory.  Gah.  We are forced to listen to their annoying American accents and shrieks of laughter when the word sex is used.  We are particularly unfond of the Vandals song "14"  which we hate!  HATE I TELL YOU.  We urge the general public to flood the email address of daysb4ucame@hotmail.com with a variety of complaints about the price of toilet roll at Argos.  Its a disgrace!  

NO YOU WILL NOT DO A CASE FOR THE DEFENCE ROSIE BECAUSE YOU SHOW NO CONSIDERATION FOR NATALIE'S ANFG ALLERGIES.  tsk.  defence is unnecessary.   

Natalie what are your remaining gripes about the Punk File?

1. Natalie is not too fond of the ever increasing way in which the witch trio forget about the Punk File for long periods of time and then blame Liz who tries to brush this off with a  knee brush.
2. Natalie doesn't appreciate anything!
3. Natalie doesn't like tridding.
4. Natalie hates the punk file so leave it out.

WE HATE THE PUNK FILE WE HATE THE PUNK FILE SIGNED

ANYA

LOUSE

NATALIE!

MELANIE

LOUISE GOFF

LIZ

ROSIE

DAN

DAVID

BARRY

SPONGE

EUAN

SO STOP IT PLEASE

By the way the Punk File is a stupid collection of songs by various "Punk" artistes who aren't really punk as Louise Micklewrig might say.  These artists are annoying and if you would like to join our Kill the Vandals crusade click here:

Or Email b2000abe@hotmail.com with a 1000 word minimum essay on lurve.