Elizabeth is quite stupid isn't she? I know its amazing. Anyway here is a delightful list of amusing things that Elizabeth Kathleen (this is her mother's name) Driver has said...
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| "Some things are made in China you know" |
| "Deserts are places" |
| Louse: "Did you talk to Rosie on the internet or the phone?" Liz: "no msn" |
| "Uses her sex to get her own way" |
| "A new-found-glory" |
| "I'm gonna get stoned on Saturday" |
| "Dan doesn't want to go down because there are so many conditions" |
| "There's a rule?!?!?" |
| "Its not a sign of weakness to be desperate" |
| "Its a form of obsession" |
| "Dan is NOT Farmer Lodge" |
| "Gertrude died because her blood turned" |
| "I need to rush to get my arse!" |
| "I haven't got a posh voice" |
| "I think I've got angina!" |
| "I believe in forces!" |
| "I've just deleted Microsoft Word" |
| "A minute of seconds" |
| "I am NOT Harry Potter" |
| "I'm a burette!" |
| "Cutting myself is like an orgasm" |
| "Then comes Elizabeth waving a cupboard cloth" |
| "Then comes Elizabeth leaving a cobweb" |
| "Certain part of the male anatomy" |
| "We're talking about what we did in the back of the car last night" |
| "From watching costume dramas i can tell that most Victorian women were working class" |
| "i can't come to Natalie's house because OPTION A- I'm returning a video OPTION B- Because I finish work at half past four OPTION C because I'm revising OPTION D- It's 7:23!" |
| "I eat poo!" |
| "I don't follow Louise everywhere!" |
| "When did I have a green pen?!?!" |
| "They made their own alcohol!!!" |
| "The uncle, his work and other things" |
| "I noticed that 1+1=2" |
| "but 1+1=1 though!" |
| "A long comp-equated equation" |
| "I'm gonna be famous just like when i was four!" |
| "My mother with hair" |
| "A levels count as half a GCSE." |
| "A levels count as half an A level" |
| "I'm not combine harvester" |
| "I am NOT the sole breadwinner in the relationship" |
| "Huh?!?!?" |
| "Rudoot!" |
| "I wish I was Elizabeth Wakefield but secretly, secretly I wish I was Jessica Wakefield" |
| "I decided to jump onto a moving freight train. I never dreamed it would be dangerous." |
| "They didn't have shops in Saving Private Ryan" |
| "Mmmbop" |
| at 20 to 8: "It's 7 o clock" |
| "I LOVE THE SILK!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??" "YES I DO!" |
| "Go for gold Rosie" |
| "You can see it when i see you when i next see you when i see you" |
| "Began" |
| "fair enough" |
| Rosie: "Where's Dan's dick Liz?" Liz: "He hasn't got one" |
| A week after we got our IT papers back: "When are we getting our IT papers back?" |
| "I don't want a pink yellow card" |
| "I'm not a triangle head" |
| "I'm not a toblerone" |
| "I don't want to be a satsuma" |
| "The Sexetary got in a stress" |
| "I didn't have sexetary" |
| "Dan is a wanker" |
QUOTE (STUPIDITY) UPDATE:
| "It's a surf label" |
| "Dan only hates Rosie" |
| "PuNK CoVeRs!" |
| ROSIE: "Is it a bourbon?" LIZ: "I don't know, it's round" |
| "big reel fish" |
| "box cart racer" |
| "What's ska?" |
| "I think I know my own summer!" |
| "Mmmm these are lovely" |
I don't see how you can ever have enough of Elizabeth's sheer stupidity but if you wanna go, GO you must.