Jakarta Hash House Harriers
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Sheet Run 1712
Run Number 1712
Hares :
Yoshi, Ichikok and Postponed.
Lokasi : Ikan Bakar, Cimanggis
The death march failed to
live up to it's name, so Yoshi and fiends plotted a new way to eradicate JHHH.
"RUN THEM TO DEATH" screamed Yoshi at his obedient and very willing
accomplices. And so they tried. 9.8km
(according to Steve Grinham's
GeePeeEss) of straight running in and around Cimanggis. No Czechs
(well just a couple). No food nor water. Even our emaciated and beloved Hash Master was knackered. Partly from the
running but mostly from the elbow in the kidneys from one of Tarzans henchmen,
as he fought his way to the front to
"win" the run. Front runners in at 6:10. Highlight of the run for
Col. Bludclot was passing Supabrat at around 5:55.
Apparently
Supabrat had fallen asleep while taking a piss, only to be awoken 5 minutes
later by Tarzan's mate with the big elbows.
The best way to describe a run
is to hear the comments:
Mudguard : "Totally fucked up excellent run"
Tarzan : "Paper not fresh"
(You're not supposed to eat it, Tarzan)
Dr. Jerker "Did the owner of that
house ask you to paint that arrow on his porsche?"
Col. B. : "Japanese aid money is
mostly spent on subsidising karaoke bars and sushi bars like the 5th plus
1"
Angie : Complained about crooked arrows
and fat bellies
K.Kok : "All pussy in Japan is
sideways" (I thought that was Chinese Pussy?)
V. Rag : "Anything divided by zero
is infinity" (the VR rating for the run was infinity)
Hash Master Final verdict : An
excellent cross-cuntry run fucked up by too many Czechs". Racist bastard.
There were no announcements. (Yippeee!) but it took 30 minutes to
find a "volunteer" to set a run on Sept 16th. (Thanks to Vatican Rag
for stepping up to the plate). V. Rag needs a co-hare for Sept 16th,
preferably someone who knows how to lay a FigureOfEight.
The Betawi HHH held their usual meeting in the car park before
departing, this week not even one made it to the circle. Hash 
Cash is beside
himself with joy. All that money and nobody drinking piss. He'll be
upgrading that 3 series BMW to a 5 series sooner than expected if this keeps up.
At 7:30 only 17 left in the circle, and despite Magic Dragons efforts,
the 17 were determined not to sing. So
(not) RA Konkrete Kok stepped in to
tell us some unusual sex facts. True or false ? You decide...In Lebanon men are
permitted to shag animals, as long as the
animal is female. Air New Zealand have direct flights from Auckland to
Lebanon three times a week. Wanking in Indonesia is punishable by
decapitation. Why would anybody need to wank in Indonesia?? In
Hong Kong a betrayed wife can kill her unfaithful husband as long as she uses her bare hands or breasts. In Guam some
lucky bastards actually get paid to deflower virgins, and in Dublin, Ireland,
topless sales women are allowed only in
places selling tropical fish. Interesting.
Leeky Dick is alive and well and after a quick visit to 5plusone
is off to Singapore to have his leg bone, complete with titanium screws, transplanted into his aging cock. Inspector
Gadget has gone to Sydney for Liposuction.
The Hares' song was forgettable. So, it's written
down here in case you forget:
ASHITA GAARUSA ASUGA ARU
WAKAI ORENIWA YUMEGA ARU
ITSUKA KITTO, ITSUKA KITTO
WAKATTE KURERUDAROU.
Translation:
ONE DAY I THINK ABOUT HASH WHEN I WAS
WALKING THE SITE
WHY AND WHAT FOR WE MAKE RUN WHILE GET
MUDDY
THIS IS NOT FOR HASHERS, THIS IS NOT
FOR HASH MASTER
THE ANSWER IS FOR MY
"MASTURBATION".
Don't give up your day jobs, boys.
Vatican Rag received 850 run mug and didn't sing a song. Elephant
man got his 250 run shirt but was reluctant to receive it as he hadn't prepared a song, but he did eventually
produce one. It wasn't 'Lloyd George knew my father' because he'd forgotten the
words to that, so it must have been
something else.
MGM had to be restrained from
causing Grevious Bodily Harm to RA Elephant man, who had accused MGM of failing
to place the JHHH notice in the Jakarta
Post. MGM spat the dummy and refused a down down. Supabrat eventually took
responsibility for the screw up. We were all
impressed by the way Supabrat acted like a real boss and took full
responsibility for his underlings failure. But in fact MGM had asked Supabrat to do it and he forgot.
Next Weeks Run : The two Herbs, at Rancamaya...
On-On and piss on the floor and makan at the nearby ikan Bakar.
pboy
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