Imagine there’s no Tarzan
What will the world come to
No films for all the children
To watch when they feel blue
Imagine what will Jane do
When there’s no-one else to screw.
Imagine I’m Hash Master
D’you know what I will do
’Cos then I’ll be ship’s captain
And you will be my crew
Imagine when I tell you
It’s ice for you and you…..Oh
People say that I’m so handsome
And that I’m the only one
Sometimes I don’t think they mean it
I think they’re making fun!
Imagine how the the circles
Will fin’lly well be run
Imagine the announcements
Are told by only one
Imagine next Pan-Asia
Will be in Ragunan… Oh
People say that I’m so clever
I think I’m the only one
To lead you through this coming century
Imagine me – TARZAN!