IMAGINE OSAMA BIN LADEN
Imagine there's no Osama bin Laden
What will the world come to
No films for all the jihad
to watch when they feel blue
Imagine what will the Taleban do
when there's no-one to screw

Imagine I'm hash master Kabul H3
D'you know what I will do
'cos then I'll be ship's captain
and you will be my crew
Imagine when I tell you
it's ice for you and you - Oh ho -

people say that I'm so handsome

and that I'm the only one

sometimes I don't think they mean it

I think they're making fun.

Imagine how the circles
will finally be well run
Imagine the announcements
are told by only one
Imagine a next interhash
will be in Kabul - Oh ho -