Qui-Gon Jim..........Josiah Nelson
Queen I'ma Doll..........Holly Campbell
Obi-Wan Canopener..........Gram Campbell
Anakin Skyscrapper..........Jonathan Nelson
Fan Viceroy..........Ian Campbell
Shmatto Skyscrapper..........Susanna Nelson
Jar Jar Bonks..........Jesse Nelson
Dark Tall..........Ian Campbell
Dark Sneaky..........Josiah Nelson
Siu Babble..........Gram Campbell
Handmaidens..........Rebeccah Campbell and Linnea Nelson
The Fans
Joseph Ezry
Janae Sellars
KJ Nelson
Susana Nelson
The Board of Directors
Executive Palpatine..........Josiah Nelson
CEO Valorum..........Marcus Atwell
Executive Lobbed Dat..........Joseph Ezry
Executive Ammendthat..........Hannah Reddekopp
Executive Takeabuck Tora..........Mary Cozadd
The Jedi Council
Yoda..........Himself (as a cup)
Mace Winded..........Calvin Dodge
Ki-the guy-Mundi..........Hannah J. Thiessen
Popped Korn..........Caleb Thieseen
The Crew
Directed, Written, and Produced by..........Josiah Nelson
Primary camera man..........Jesse Nelson
Secondary camera man..........Joseph Nelson
Tertiary camera man..........Ian Campbell
Make-up and costumes..........Ian and Holly Campbell
Special Effects modeler..........Jesse Nelson
Film Editing..........Josiah Nelson
The Thanks
Transportation..........the Nelson, Campbell, and Atwell families
Catering..........Mrs. Nelson and Mrs. Campbell
Lightsabers constructed by..........Grandpa Nelson
Technical support..........lokmer, JediTAC, DaftMaul, Azeem, and all the guys from theforce.net. Thanks a bunch!
Hosting..........Grandma Dodge and Macho.
Equipment..........Studio DC10plus (editing), Sony Handycam (filmimg), Thrift Stores (costumes), Blender (animation), Yahoo (webspace) and Home Depot (prop material).
Super-de-duper thanks..........George Lucas, the original fan boy!