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EL DEMENTO
Frontman and bassist extrodinare, El Liam Demento, is said to gain his extrodinary rock'n'roll powers from a mysterious plant which only grows atop the perilous range of Tibetan mountains known as the 'Really Quite Dangerous Large Craggy Mountains in Tibet'. Annually he sends a brigade of midgets to retrive the plants leaves, so that he may spend another year acting like 'he owns the place'. |
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El Demento (left) and the UDB. |
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CHUNKY XL
Chunky XL, otherwise known as Mevs, started playing the guitar after a a terrifying winged figure, shrouded in an intense white light, desended from the heavens and told him that playing the instrument was his one true destiny. The next morning Mevs put the whole incident down to 'a bloody good night out', and decided to start playing guitar because he had nothing better to do. |
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Chunky XL: Angry Man |
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LE DYNAMO DE BATTERAIS
Le before Le Dynamo finally found a life of confusion and turmoil he was stuck in the everyday-tragic rut of being an honest, god fearing man. Luckily for him this situation changed and with the help of Rock'n'Roll he was weened off of his dependence on born again Christianity. |
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