STUPID ROCK'N'ROLL ANTICS This page of the website is dedicated to the sheer fact that Dr Colossus And The 50ft Spiderbabies are one of the most rock'n'roll bands in the world, even if no one else will recognise this. EVERYTHING listed on this page is true, and reliable witnesses can be brought forward for each one. If you have witnessed Dr Colossus you will understand this. If we have left anything out, contact us and we'll add it to the list. So, here we go then. We have: Attacked each other onstage Broke nearly all our equipment Broke just about everybody elses equipment Blown up venues PA's Emptied support slot gigs by slagging off every single one of the headline bands fans personally Tried to electricute ourselves onstage Thrown money into the audience Invited a Drunk tramp onstage for renditions of his favorite Tom Jones/Status Quo songs Urinated over each other Got so drunk before getting onstage so as to prevent ourselves from playing-AT ALL Told the audience to sod off coz we already had their money and had no other reason to play Jumped offstage to attack members of the audience Jumped offstage to attack the venues barman Ruined a birthday party by poping tall the baloons with our guitars and tearing down any decorations Managed more devil signs in a minute than Entombed Carried on playing long after the PA has been switched off and while our equipment is being taken away from around us Acidently cut a hand open while playing the bass and preceed to plaster the borrowed instrument with blood Willed projectiles from crowd towards our heads Thrown said projectiles back Started a fight with nearly every other band in town