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I hope all enjoyed today's Issue
and NO one was offended!
This is all done in humor, and IF
we cant Laugh at ourselves.....who can??

I am the First to admit it
I have Those "THAT BITCH" Days

right "S" ??
hehee


okkkkkkk
ITS hump Day
Lets get out there and Make if GOOD!

luv yas all


Lady in the Bronx



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ADULT LINKS:
If you are easily offended by
Adult Language/Humor/Graphics
DO NOT CLICK
on these:
Looking for a Special Gift
for that Love of your Life?
Wanna Spark UP your Love Life?
TOYS FOR LOVING ADULTS
UpLoading?
Its Him!!!  
Rickie's Secret is Out!
PreMature Connection???
 Office Work
Make Your Own Costume Day!
Modern Women for Men!
Hole Of Pleasure
For My Male ZooBies
Ladies, Your Stud of the Day




To help combat the PMS Syndrome
and OR plain "Bitchyness"
The So Called "STRONGER" Sex has
compiled a List of Educational Classes

lol and the only reason I OR any Woman
would take one of these, is ONLY IF
Mel Gibson was teaching it!!


General Education:

GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges

GE102: Checkbook Balancing
(formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")

GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without
Breaking One

GE104: How to Parallel Park

GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is
Not a Group Activity

GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches
for Spineless Wimps

GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better
Than a Good Soap Opera



Home Economics:

HE101a: Over-Laundering -
Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely

HE101b: Over-Vacuuming -
Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely

HE101c: Over-Dusting -
Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely

HE101d: Over-Washing -
Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely

HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money
You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut
Credit Cards in Half")

HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome"
(formerly called "How Many Feet Do You
Have, Anyway?")


Interpersonal Relationships:

IR101: How to Say "No"
With Kindness and Appreciation

IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping
About As Much As Women Enjoy
Watching Roller Derby

IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective
(prereq: SE101a or b)

IR104: Marriage -
The Number One Cause of Divorce

IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings
(PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal
Problems from Ruining Everyone
Else's Life Too")

IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to
Tampon Commercials (formerly called "We
Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator'
is REALLY For!")



Sex Education:

SE101a: How to Say "Yes"

SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"

SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for
Breakfast Anymore

SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why

SE104: Lingerie -
The Gift that Keeps On Giving

SE105: Sexual Alternatives for
"That Time of the Month"
(formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm")

SE106: Foreplay
(not a required course, for extra credit only)  



EXTRA CREDIT CLASSES

1."Are you ready to leave?"--
Definition of the word "yes"

2.Appropriate rhetorical questions
(Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")

3.Elementary Map Reading

4.Crying and law enforcement

5.Advanced Math Seminar-
Program your VCR

6.You can go shopping for less
then 4 hours

7.Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world:
a study in contrast

8.The Seven-Outfit Week

9.PMS--It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine

10.Since Puberty--Deal With It)

11.Driving I:
Getting past automatic transmission

12.Driving II:
The meaning of blinking red lights

13.Driving III:
Approximating a constant speed

14.Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--
It's As Simple As Oil and Water

15.The Super Bowl:
Not a Game--A Sacrament

16.Telephone Translations
( "Me too" equals "I Love You")

17.How to Earn Your Own Money

18.Gift-giving Fundamentals
(was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)

19.Putting the Seat Down By Yourself:
Potential Energy is on Your Side

20.Know When to Say When:
The Limits of Makeup

21.Beyond "Clean and Dirty":
The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

22.We forget birthdays,
you forget sports stats:
LET'S LET IT DROP

23.MYOB: Proper response to other
couple's public arguments

24.Yes, You Can Buy Condoms

25.Joys of the Remote Control:
Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels

26.What Goes Around Comes Around--
Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy

27.The Penis:
His Best Friend Can Be Yours

28.His Poker Games:
Deal Yourself Out

29.Commitment Schmittment
(was: Wedlock Schmedlock)

30."To Honor and Obey:
" Remembering the small print above
"I Do"

31.Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome
In The House

32.Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or
Victimized Sensitive Man-child Healing his
Father Wound by Expressing the Latent
Wild Man Within?


and as an added BONUS:
SEMINARS FOR MARRIED WOMEN:

1.Combating the Impulse to Nag

2.You Can Change the Oil Too

3.PMS -
Learning to Sleep Over at Mother's

4.How to Fill a Beer Mug

5.We do not want Stationary for Christmas -
PUT ON SLEAZY UNDER-THINGS

6.Understanding the Female Cause
of Male Drunkenness

7.How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and
Have More Time to Watch Football

8.Parenting -
Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could
Have Someone Other Than Him to Boss Around

9.How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When
Your Husband is Right

10.Get a Life -
Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself

11.Balancing a Checkbook -
Even You Can Get it Right

12.You, the Whining Sex

13.The Many Great Reasons to Give blowjobs

14.How to Stay Awake During Sex

15.Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About
Placentas During a Big Meal.

16.Shopping -
Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours

17.#101 You Can Use a Bed for
More Than Just Sleep

18.#102 It's OK to Do It Outside
of the Bedroom

19.If You Want to Know How That Looks On You,
Ask Your Mother

20.How to Close the Garage Door

21.If You Don't Want an Excuse,
Don't Demand an Explanation

22.Payday and Shopping
Are Not Synonymous

23.How to Go Fishing With Your Mate
and Not Catch Pneumonia

24.Living Without Power Windows -
How to Turn a Crank

25.Romanticism -
The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles,
and Conversation

26.How to Stay Alive While Your
Husband is Relaxing

27.Putting On Something Sexy -
Why it Won't Ruin Your Brain

28.How to Act Younger Than Your Mother

29.You Too Can Carry a Backpack

30.Female Friendship -
Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women
Who Complain About You the Most

31.Apologizing for Farting When You're On
the Toilet is NOT Necessary

32.The Attainable Goal -
Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving

33.Honest,
My Eyes Are Closed Because of
the Passion I Feel  






"RECIPES"
Barbecued Beef
Onion Bread II  
Marilyn's Special Salad
Drupey Pie
Index: Lemonade
Special Treats
Give Green Tomatoes a Try!  
and for the Kids.....keep em cool!
Popsicles and Fudgesicles



"COMPUTER TIPS"

Here's how to obscure and secure the
contents of your PC screen from
prying eyes in a flash.

Start by picking a specific screen- saver
and configuring it the way you like it
(right click the desktop, choose Properties,
and click the Screen Saver tab).
For extra protection, give your
screen-saver a password.

Next, run the Find, Files and Folders utility
from the Start Menu, and type
*.SCR in the "Named" field.
Click the Browse button,
locate your \Windows\System folder,
and click the Find Now button.

Find the screen-saver filename that
matches the screen-saver you picked.
Right-click drag and drop it from the Find
window to your desktop.

As you drop it, choose
"Create Shortcut(s) Here" from the
pop-up menu. Rename the new shortcut
icon "LockDown," or any name your prefer.

From now on, whenever you want to
shutdown both viewing and active access
to your PC instantly, just double click the
LockDown icon. Mount it on the Quick
Launch part of Taskbar to make
launching even faster.



Maintain your hard drive
by performing  these steps at least
monthly, in this order:

1.) Delete all files and folders with dates
older than one week from C:\WINDOWS\TEMP.

2.) Purge your Web browser's history
and Internet cache files.

3.) Run ScanDisk. Select the Standard
radio button and enable Automatically Fix Errors.
Click on Advanced and, under Log File,
pick Replace Log; for Cross-Linked Files,
select Delete; click Free under Lost File
Fragments; under Check Files For, check
"Invalid dates and times;" and disable
"Check host drive first, " unless you've
compressed your hard drive.
4.) Empty the Recycle Bin.

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