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A boy and a girl were behind a barn
one day.   The girl told the boy,
"I have to quit eating chicken, because
I am growing chicken hair."

The boy in disbelief said,
"Let me see."

So the little girl pulls down her pants
and panties and says
"See."

 "You sure do", the boy says.

Well the boy says
"I have to quit eating chicken because
I am growing chicken hair too."
The girl says, "Let me see."

The boy then pulls down his pants and
underwear   and the girl says
"It's too late for you, you already have the
neck and the gizzards



Coming into the bar and ordering a double,
the man leaned over and confided
to the bartender,
"I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?"
asked the bartender politely.

"See, I met this beautiful woman who
invited me back to her home. We
stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and
we were just about to make love when her
goddamned husband came in the front door.

So I had to jump out of the bedroom window
and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough!"
commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really
got me aggravated," the customer went on.

"When her husband came into the
room he said, 'Hey great! You're naked
already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned
if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the
window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head.
"No wonder you're in a lousy mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really,
really got to me. Next, I had to
listen to them grunting and groaning and when
they finished, the husband tossed his condom
out of the window. And where does it land?
My damned forehead!"

The bartender paled.
"That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on,
"but do you know what REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY pissed me off?

When I looked down and saw that my feet
were only SIX inches off the ground!!"



A woman goes into an ice cream parlor.
She walks up to the man at the
counter and says, "I'd like some chocolate
ice cream, please."

"I'm sorry, madam,"
says the man,
"but I'm afraid we're out of chocolate."

"Oh," says the woman.
"In that case I'll have some chocolate."

So the man says,
"No, no, madam.
You don't understand.
We have run out of chocolate."

"Oh," replies the woman.
"Then I'll just have chocolate."

The man behind the counter looks
at the lady and says,
"OK, spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla.'"

So, the woman spells "V-A-N."

"All right," says the ice cream man,
"spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"

The woman says, "OK. S-T-R-A-W."

"Good!" says the man.
"Now spell 'fuck,' as in 'chocolate.'"

The woman looks at the man and says,
"But there's no 'fuck' in 'chocolate.'"



SEE if YOU can get this one guys!!!

WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES

Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:  

Someone from the Guyna College called.
   They said Pabst beer is normal.


The Good
Your realize your husband has
a terrific understanding of fashion


The Bad
You discover he is a Cross-Dresser


The Ugly
He Dresses MUCH better than you!!




"RECIPES"
Citrus Barbecued Pork Chops
Great Potato Salad
Triple Berry Pie  
Punch
PLUS
For the Weekend Barbeque!
Barbeque Recipes
Why not try these too!
Great for the Kids!
and you can add them to their lunches!!
Cereal Yogurt Bars




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