Jive Glossary

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Bean Camper: hangs out on State Street, bum, street person.
Black Flag: banned from the world of Red-X; out of the loop.
Box Night: see Flying Circus
Brain Wreck: confusion; fuck-up, brain fart, realization you've made a mistake.
Bristle Fuck: literal; or any kinky sex act.
Burger Time: soda pop .50
Butter Monkey: non-management employee at a fast food restaurant; esp. Culver's.
Celebration Hole: asshole. (celebrating would be farting).
Cheeseburn: palate burn; i.e. roof of the mouth. Especially from frozen pizza.
Cheryls: easy women, prostitutes (but not necessarily), bar whores.
Charlie: see 'Bean Camper"; conductor of late night trains.
Chihuahua: a bag of 'chronaki' that is small and shaky.
Copperday: stealing something from work for personal use.
Cowboy Hat Break: need to use the bathroom; urinate.
Cronaki: weed; or any police or drug-type authority, i.e. ATF, CIA, DEA.
David Lee: to play hurt, or sick; to gimp it out.
Flying Circus: place with lots of available women; i.e. Pussy Galore's Flying Circus.
Foil date: Smoke break.
Frozen Sailor: a major fuck-up in a song or life or whatever.
Fubar: fucked-up beyond recognition.
Getting ready for the season: a good excuse for almost anything, especially a messy house or other unorganized clutter.
Gretsky: to score; to procure goods, i.e. he shoots, he scores!
Gringo sausage: to be served bad food and get sick.
H.R.Puffinbroke: some who smokes all their money, on cigs, weed, crack, etc.
Hush buds: gratuity for a Gretsky; or someone gives you something for your trouble.
I'll talk to the boys: a blow-off line, like "the checks in the mail".
It sounds better on my other guitar, or bass, or kit: when someone compliments you and you don't think it was very good.
It's in the shop: when you've lost, sold, or other wise don't have the particular item in question.
Kennedy: to be jailed because of a O.W.I.
Knirp: an expression of thirst.
Konk: to have an edge, interesting, or powerful.
Konk-free: not containing any 'konk'.
La Brea: hitting the resins, when your out of chronaki.
Lumber: code name, see Tin Foil or Cronaki.
Merp: body fluid from genitals.
On the Tit: someone who is living off other people, usually parents, friends, or their trust fund.
Permajack: ;someone, a guy, who will probably never have a girlfriend.
Pirner: when you add a final beat on the end of a song.
Put down the pipe: when someone is spaced out, drugged out, or otherwise out of touch.
Red X-ing: going out, drinking, flirting, staying out late, all of the above.
Rekonkulous: redundant or irrelevant.
Rounding: Getting a good meal, usually fattening; to stuff yourself.
S.P.D. Seasonal Packing Disorder: wanting to move every few months or in certain seasons.
Shane(or Shane Out): leave someone with bills, not personal debt but phone bills, etc.
Sheen: music that sounds too slick,pop,or otherwise konkless.
Sud Fuck: to do one's laundry
Super Size: to double the original length of a solo or part of a song.
Sour Milk: going back with an ex-lover for one night or just a short time.
Taco night: any obligation with a partner; or any relationship-type baggage.
Teen Funeral: a big party night, like prom night or Halloween, when people will be getting stupid and may end up killing themselves.
Tilted: sexual overload; physically or otherwise out of order.
Toddly Woddly: music that gets too cute, clever or classical sounding .
Trust fund: any poser, or wanna be cool person, who is 'on the tit'(see on the tit).
Wap, wap, wap: destruction; to break something.
Whiskey Stick/Pick: constant dropage of a sticks/picks, or any mistake made because of too much booze.
Willy Wisely: to not show up for something; when a band ditches out on a gig.
Yoko: to manipulate an event,person,or group of people for personal gain.

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