I'd Rather Be

In January of 1991, I bought a stupid little button that simply read "I'd Rather Be" with the last word being left blank so that when someone bought one they could fill it in with "fishing", or "dancing" or whatever it is they fill time with. My friend and I thought it would be funny just to leave it blank. So we did. But then people started telling us that we should put a word in the blank. So we decided to do that. So I got some tape wrote the word "you" on it and stuck it on my button. I changed that tape out every day (almost) for the next three years. For the first two years I didn't wear the button on weekends. I thought I needed a few days off to think up new ones. But the last year I wore the button every single day. That is why you will find two-day gaps in the first 2 years but not the last. Blanks are where I should have worn the button, but just plain forgot.

Some of these are spelled incorrectly on purpose, others are because I was a poor spelling machine. Plus some of these may be offensive. I apologize for that. There were times when I took suggestions on what the button should read for that day. I guess I listened to a few offensive people who lived in my dorm. Agian I apologize for any offense. Some are references to movies, tv shows or books that I like, others are just words that I liked the sound of, such as "suds", "tundra" or "nocturnal mock turtle". Still others are in-jokes that few would understand such as "really truly" or "tring". Some must take the date into account in order to be undertstood. Some have partners that go with them, and some just cannot be explained. But if you would like me to try, just email me at brackie@hotmail.com. Now here they are in chronological order.

January 17, 1991 you
January 18, 1991 Collinz
January 19, 1991 playing
January 20, 1991 a lamp
January 21, 1991 blue
January 22, 1991 magic
January 23, 1991 Hitchcock
January 24, 1991 taller
January 25, 1991 flying
January 28, 1991 The New York Giants
January 29, 1991 tundra
January 30, 1991 sugar free
January 31, 1991 Ed Poe
February 01, 1991 a forklift
February 04, 1991 black
February 05, 1991 Forrest Byrd
February 06, 1991 Ringo
February 07, 1991 guv nuh
February 08, 1991 whootikye
February 11, 1991 sedated
February 12, 1991 roadkill
February 13, 1991 smurfing
February 14, 1991 Carl(Carl also had a button just like this one. On this day we'd rather have been each other. We forgot it was Valentines day or we would have done something appropriate for that.)
February 15, 1991 puking
February 18, 1991 pickin' my nose
February 19, 1991 hit by a bus
February 20, 1991 new and improved
February 21, 1991 Glinda the good witch of the North
February 22, 1991 Robert Van Winkle
February 25, 1991 an 8 track (no tape this day, just paper)
February 26, 1991 Yoda
February 27, 1991 $1.45
February 28, 1991 tetrisized
March 01, 1991 spam
March 04, 1991 I forgot what I'd rather be
March 05, 1991 a hubbalogist
March 06, 1991 Opie
March 07, 1991 grandma shark
March 08, 1991 alive
March 11, 1991 snoopy
March 12, 1991 toto
March 13, 1991 underdog
March 14, 1991 dino
March 15, 1991 odie
March 18, 1991 anyone but you
March 19, 1991 sane
March 20, 1991 the wonderful wizard of Oz
March 21, 1991 used only as directed
March 22, 1991 teachers pet
March 25, 1991 electronorgtechnic
March 26, 1991 dancing with wolves
March 27, 1991 all natural
March 28, 1991 your executioner
March 29, 1991 breaking 4 spring
April 01, 1991 sunin' & funin'
April 02, 1991 Mr. Limpet
April 03, 1991 flipper
April 04, 1991 flipper
April 05, 1991 flipper(Hey, I was on spring break I didn't want to have to think up new stuff.)
April 08, 1991
April 09, 1991 in stereo where available
April 10, 1991 closed captioned for the hearing impaired
April 11, 1991 coming soon to a theater near you
April 12, 1991 right back after these messages
April 15, 1991
April 16, 1991 the walrus
April 17, 1991 prerecorded
April 18, 1991 Wade's hair
April 19, 1991 phlegm
April 22, 1991 Charles Manson
April 23, 1991 son of Sam
April 24, 1991 Ted Bundy
April 25, 1991 Donald Harvey
April 26, 1991 the Zodiac Killer (no actual button this day, just a makeshift one)
April 29, 1991 Lancelot Link secret chimp
April 30, 1991 the right one baby uh huh
May 01, 1991 toonces the driving cat
May 02, 1991 based on a true story
May 03, 1991 dripping from a dead dogs eye
May 06, 1991 psychosomaticly schizophrenic
May 07, 1991 a white thang
May 08, 1991 Iron Man
May 09, 1991 ozone friendly
May 10, 1991 a w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w worm man
May 13, 1991 a young urban professional
May 14, 1991 Sgt. Pepper
May 15, 1991 well/swell(I was sick, so I put "well". I got better so I added an "S".)
May 16, 1991 in a galaxy far, far away where the forces of good and evil compete in a never-ending struggle for control of the sacred cow
May 17, 1991 the man (this starts the 2nd button, the previous one was put in a time capsule)
May 20, 1991 the wizard
May 21, 1991 lemony fresh
May 22, 1991 truant
May 23, 1991 graduated
May 24, 1991 entering 1st grade
May 27, 1991 Rick Mears (this starts the 3rd button, the 2nd retired after a week)
May 28, 1991 testing
May 29, 1991 having an EKG(and I did)
May 30, 1991 infected
May 31, 1991 micro keebler
June 03, 1991 sleeping
June 04, 1991 moby dick
June 05, 1991 harpooned
June 06, 1991 stranger than fiction
June 07, 1991 Juan Valdez
June 10, 1991
June 11, 1991 the London Monarchs
June 12, 1991 your friendly neighbor fire fly man
June 13, 1991 finished with this
June 14, 1991 in a cartoon graveyard
June 17, 1991 on the waterfront
June 18, 1991 above the law
June 19, 1991 out for justice
June 20, 1991 marked 4 death
June 21, 1991 hard to kill
June 24, 1991 Robin of Locksley
June 25, 1991 the Ragle
June 26, 1991 Kam Fong as Chin Ho
June 27, 1991 Sununu
June 28, 1991 Axl Rose
July 01, 1991 Batman n' Robin
July 02, 1991 Bookman n' Readin'
July 03, 1991 Bartman n' Robbin'
July 04, 1991 Uncle Sam
July 05, 1991 Brackman n' Rockin'
July 08, 1991 a supreme court justice
July 09, 1991 possessed by a nice spirit named Clive
July 10, 1991 didi seven
July 11, 1991 Worf(from Star Trek)
July 12, 1991 the terminator
July 15, 1991 wanted for murder
July 16, 1991 running from the law
July 17, 1991 on death row
July 18, 1991 escaping from prison
July 19, 1991 shot by a prison guard
July 22, 1991 genuine corinthian leather
July 23, 1991 Tinkerbell's lazy brother, Tunkerbumm
July 24, 1991 nonbiodegradable
July 25, 1991 a teenage mutant ninja turtle
July 26, 1991 the best man in Donnie & Joy's wedding
July 29, 1991 artificial
July 30, 1991 Wicket W. Warrick
July 31, 1991 the 6th neat guy(a reference to SCTV's "5 Neat Guys")
August 01, 1991 as doomed as doomed can be
August 02, 1991 missing
August 05, 1991 Snuggle, the fabrick softener bear
August 06, 1991 mixed up
August 07, 1991 Homie the clown
August 08, 1991 a Spike Lee joint
August 09, 1991 mod
August 12, 1991 pez
August 13, 1991 gameboy
August 14, 1991 free
August 15, 1991 the volcano God
August 16, 1991 ELVIS
August 19, 1991 Icky Plop
August 20, 1991 czar of Russia
August 21, 1991 hurricane Bob
August 22, 1991 rat vomit
August 23, 1991 Gordon Goose
August 26, 1991 a senior(first day of college)
August 27, 1991 all that
August 28, 1991 watching you
August 29, 1991 Big Red
August 30, 1991 mucus
September 02, 1991 nasty
September 03, 1991 fantabuloso
September 04, 1991 funky
September 05, 1991 all I can be
September 06, 1991 backward
September 09, 1991 Gummo
September 10, 1991 Harpo
September 11, 1991 Zeppo
September 12, 1991 Groucho
September 13, 1991 Chico
September 16, 1991 a big red retarded grimace(that would be WKU's mascot of course)
September 17, 1991 superhuman
September 18, 1991 E.T.
September 19, 1991 out of ideas
September 20, 1991 kool ranch dressing
September 23, 1991 corrosive
September 24, 1991 built ford tough
September 25, 1991 given control over the universe
September 26, 1991 zestfully dirty
September 27, 1991 a factory-to-dealer incentive
September 30, 1991 Lord Huff
October 01, 1991 Biosphere II: The Wrath of Khan
October 02, 1991 rotting meatloaf
October 03, 1991 UL listed
October 04, 1991 sweatin' 2 the oldies
October 07, 1991 Monarch(from a comic book)
October 08, 1991 an illusion
October 09, 1991 kevon meels
October 10, 1991 ridin' the soul train
October 11, 1991 a hunk, a hunk of burning love
October 14, 1991 unstable
October 15, 1991 Redd Roxx & Blue Wolf
October 16, 1991 utopian
October 17, 1991 an anarchist
October 18, 1991 Garry Gnu
October 21, 1991 muck raking
October 22, 1991 pepper and a nail
October 23, 1991 a rain maker
October 24, 1991 Gamera
October 25, 1991 chemically dependant
October 28, 1991 the Minnesota Twins
October 29, 1991 an illusion II
October 30, 1991 the overlord
October 31, 1991 killing people who beg for candy
November 01, 1991 the mousketeer
November 04, 1991 nintendo champion
November 05, 1991 moldy
November 06, 1991 Dr. Robert(from the Beatles song)
November 07, 1991 being, been
November 08, 1991 reslmbcad
November 11, 1991
November 12, 1991 Angus MacGyver
November 13, 1991 real real real
November 14, 1991 gaseous
November 15, 1991 maddd
November 18, 1991 SPOCK (from Star Trek)
November 19, 1991 smog no, I lied it's 21
November 20, 1991 a raisin nut
November 21, 1991 really truly
November 22, 1991 Young Vanilla Lyte M.C. Cube Hammer T. Ice
November 25, 1991 writing wrongs
November 26, 1991 dumber than shit
November 27, 1991 Hazel
November 28, 1991 eating a dead pilgrim
November 29, 1991 belching
December 02, 1991 my cousin the bike
December 03, 1991 a country boy
December 04, 1991 livin' off the land
December 05, 1991 metal
December 06, 1991 vertigone
December 09, 1991 microfiching
December 10, 1991 Moe, Larry & Curly Sue
December 11, 1991 Gabby the mute hippo
December 12, 1991 hard (rock)
December 13, 1991 studying
December 16, 1991 still
December 17, 1991 peter? cheese?
December 18, 1991 haunted by the xmas spirit
December 19, 1991 the ghost of x-mas presents
December 20, 1991 Scrooges' partner, Bob Marley
December 23, 1991 saint klaus
December 24, 1991 Frosty the bum
December 25, 1991 yule tide up
December 26, 1991 clocked
December 27, 1991 possum cream
December 30, 1991 robotic
December 31, 1991 the baby new year
January 01, 1992 starting over
January 02, 1992 Elwood
January 03, 1992 at my nearest recruiting station
January 06, 1992 digitally remastered
January 07, 1992 a rescue ranger
January 08, 1992 SPG
January 09, 1992 a flowbee
January 10, 1992 split
January 13, 1992 a leader
January 14, 1992 maalox
January 15, 1992 strange
January 16, 1992 ending
January 17, 1992 you again
January 18, 1992 gaffin'
January 19, 1992 watching
January 20, 1992 Martin Luther Short Sr.
January 21, 1992 steamin' mad at dirt
January 22, 1992 the wacky neighbor
January 23, 1992 undecided
January 24, 1992 yodeling
January 27, 1992 the Washington Redskins
January 28, 1992 Andy Griffin
January 29, 1992 english
January 30, 1992 not
January 31, 1992 sad
February 03, 1992 huh
February 04, 1992 positively nashville
February 05, 1992 the Warlord
February 06, 1992 polyfused
February 07, 1992 black by popular demand
February 10, 1992 polluted
February 11, 1992 wasted
February 12, 1992 elderly
February 13, 1992 dancing
February 14, 1992 your valentine
February 17, 1992 a cake of gum
February 18, 1992 tickboy
February 19, 1992 the Rusty bailiff
February 20, 1992 a smigger
February 21, 1992 Brack X
February 24, 1992 Dick York's Replacement
February 25, 1992 a dead bug
February 26, 1992 taboo
February 27, 1992 pretty hair
February 28, 1992 too sexy for my button
February 29, 1992 leaping
March 02, 1992 Mr. Potato Head
March 03, 1992 lanced
March 04, 1992 skinned
March 05, 1992 sticky
March 06, 1992 instantaneous
March 09, 1992 Mr. Big
March 10, 1992 an american gladiator
March 11, 1992 frozen
March 12, 1992 amplified
March 13, 1992 Friday the 13th's Jason
March 16, 1992 Mr. Ed
March 17, 1992 St. Patrick's pet snake
March 18, 1992 twisted
March 19, 1992 an orca
March 20, 1992 mock
March 23, 1992 Mr. Misty
March 24, 1992 under pressure
March 25, 1992 same same same, same same same
March 26, 1992 different different
March 27, 1992 classic
March 30, 1992 Mr. Clean
March 31, 1992 lactose intolerant
April 01, 1992 king of the April fools
April 02, 1992 a munchkin
April 03, 1992 altered
April 03, 1992 Godzirra
April 06, 1992 Mr. Mister
April 07, 1992 flammable
April 08, 1992 Ren
April 09, 1992 Stimpy
April 10, 1992 abnormal
April 13, 1992 Mr. Bungle
April 14, 1992 off the deep end
April 15, 1992 taxed
April 16, 1992 Gollum (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS and THE HOBBIT)
April 17, 1992 A Beatle
April 20, 1992 Mr. T
April 21, 1992 iced T.
April 22, 1992 ness T.
April 23, 1992 niff T.
April 24, 1992 an oddi T.
April 27, 1992 Mr. Webster
April 28, 1992 toll free
April 29, 1992 under the influence
April 30, 1992 an L.A. cop
May 03, 1992 looting
May 04, 1992 Mike Brady
May 04, 1992 Mr. Mojo Risin
May 05, 1992 celebrating cinco de mayo
May 06, 1992 human
May 07, 1992 outta here
May 08, 1992 undergoing unnecessary surgical procedure
May 11, 1992 Mr. Mike
May 12, 1992 yellow
May 13, 1992 tied to a tree
May 15, 1992 distorted
May 18, 1992 Mr. Bubble
May 19, 1992 waiting a second
May 20, 1992 far and away
May 21, 1992 entering 2nd grade
May 22, 1992 nasal
May 25, 1992 Mr. Hooper
May 26, 1992 a swoof
May 27, 1992 videotaped
May 28, 1992 bogus
May 29, 1992 solar
June 01, 1992 Mr. Telephone Man
June 02, 1992 waking
June 03, 1992 cloned
June 04, 1992 uncle Floyd
June 05, 1992 a bit off
June 08, 1992 Mr. Zero
June 09, 1992 Wilbur
June 10, 1992 a chia pet
June 11, 1992 replicated
June 12, 1992 up and about
June 15, 1992 Mr. Guy
June 16, 1992 owned and operated by the people of Glasgow
June 17, 1992 a tad pole
June 18, 1992 Tom Servo
June 19, 1992 an egg-beater monkey
June 22, 1992 Mr. Postman
June 23, 1992 a postman
June 24, 1992 a post person
June 25, 1992 a mail male
June 26, 1992 postman Pat
June 29, 1992 Mr. Tinkertrain
June 30, 1992 Greedo
July 01, 1992 cool
July 02, 1992 hot
July 03, 1992 lunar 2
July 06, 1992 Mr. Bojangles
July 07, 1992 magnetic
July 08, 1992 coloring
July 09, 1992 an island
July 10, 1992 a rock
July 13, 1992 Mr. Freeze
July 14, 1992 hyper
July 15, 1992 on the road again
July 16, 1992 healthy
July 17, 1992 Zippy the wonder slug
July 20, 1992 Mr. Goodbar
July 21, 1992 down
July 22, 1992 lost
July 23, 1992 known
July 24, 1992 olympic
July 27, 1992 Mr. Bill
July 28, 1992 Rowdy Yates
July 29, 1992 hurt
July 30, 1992 Grape Ape
July 31, 1992 random
August 03, 1992 like a simil
e August 04, 1992 going off into the wild blue yonder
August 05, 1992 ok
August 06, 1992 junk
August 07, 1992 Louie
August 10, 1992 I'd Rather Be Like Mike
August 11, 1992 silly
August 12, 1992 goofeee
August 13, 1992 Goober
August 14, 1992 spotty
August 17, 1992 red
August 18, 1992 second
August 19, 1992 here
August 20, 1992 mangled
August 21, 1992 Mel Sharples
August 24, 1992 flouristat
August 25, 1992 hurricane Andrew
August 26, 1992 mutha funky
August 27, 1992 papa John
August 28, 1992 inverted
August 31, 1992 that guy over there
September 01, 1992 organismal
September 02, 1992 mondo bizarro
September 03, 1992 a latter-day saint
September 04, 1992 exploding
September 07, 1992 laboring.....not
September 08, 1992 Rambo
September 09, 1992 Rocky
September 10, 1992 Bullwinkle
September 11, 1992 reflective
September 14, 1992 psycho
September 15, 1992 a blood-thirsty demon
September 16, 1992 on the Ponderosa
September 17, 1992 J. Gray
September 18, 1992 illegible
September 21, 1992 Ozzy
September 22, 1992 wood
September 23, 1992 gray
September 24, 1992 gak
September 25, 1992 politically INcorrect
September 28, 1992 the dark
September 29, 1992 hiddn
September 30, 1992 bald
October 01, 1992 nugrape
October 02, 1992 Willy Warthog
October 05, 1992 spit
October 06, 1992 glue
October 07, 1992 home made
October 08, 1992 urine
October 09, 1992 squeaky
October 12, 1992 wise
October 13, 1992 baroque
October 14, 1992 mousey
October 15, 1992 down under
October 16, 1992 Scotty
October 19, 1992 chicken tonight
October 20, 1992 born under a bad sign
October 21, 1992 square
October 22, 1992 round
October 23, 1992 anti-everything
October 26, 1992 silent
October 27, 1992 spinning
October 28, 1992 a Todd
October 29, 1992 in my room
October 30, 1992 poisoning candy
November 02, 1992 Q
November 03, 1992 elected president of hair club 4 men
November 04, 1992 evolving
November 05, 1992 foolish putty
November 06, 1992 a slinky
November 09, 1992 doin' the Curly Shuffle
November 10, 1992 drawn
November 11, 1992 greeen
November 12, 1992 registered
November 13, 1992 chickenwire?
November 16, 1992 imaginary
November 17, 1992 next
November 18, 1992 Leonard Y
November 19, 1992 02
November 20, 1992 mayor of motown
November 23, 1992 Father McKenzie
November 24, 1992 dry
November 25, 1992 anywhere but here
November 26, 1992 giving thanks
November 27, 1992 Crow T. Robot
November 30, 1992 Kirok
December 01, 1992 sawdust
December 02, 1992 iconoclastic
December 03, 1992 warped
December 04, 1992 Reuben Kincaid
December 07, 1992 Rocky Raccoon
December 08, 1992 eb rehtar d'I
December 09, 1992 a scab
December 10, 1992 Cooter
December 11, 1992 liver
December 14, 1992 on fire
December 15, 1992 Barny the dinosaur
December 16, 1992 dual
December 17, 1992 gobbledegook
December 18, 1992 Kramer
December 21, 1992 The Grinch
December 22, 1992 fubar
December 23, 1992 cordless
December 24, 1992 holly and jolly
December 25, 1992 mistle toe jam
December 28, 1992 monkey bread
December 29, 1992 Abu
December 30, 1992 Brack, the lego maniac
December 31, 1992 Bard the bowman (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT)
January 01, 1993 Joliet Jake
January 04, 1993 something
January 05, 1993 orange jews
January 06, 1993 flubber
January 07, 1993 anything
January 08, 1993 typed
January 11, 1993 rain
January 12, 1993 Von Trapped
January 13, 1993 in a jiffy
January 14, 1993 spastic
January 15, 1993 odd
January 17, 1993 yall
January 18, 1993 Braxton Breeding Benningfield Sr.
January 19, 1993 a lame duck
January 20, 1993 prez
January 21, 1993 rich
January 22, 1993 pulsating
January 23, 1993 Buttafuoco
January 24, 1993 Grasshopper
January 25, 1993 mailed
January 26, 1993 Kwai Chang
January 27, 1993 unfrozen caveman lawyer
January 28, 1993 Beakman
January 29, 1993 a maggot
January 30, 1993 wild
January 31, 1993 super
February 01, 1993 The Dallas Cowboys
February 02, 1993 dead
February 03, 1993 pi
February 04, 1993 Screech
February 05, 1993 severed
February 06, 1993 lazy
February 07, 1993 the moon
February 08, 1993 soap
February 09, 1993 recycled
February 10, 1993 used in a sentence
February 11, 1993 blood
February 12, 1993 magically malicious
February 13, 1993 liquified
February 14, 1993 cupid
February 15, 1993 possible
February 16, 1993 retro
February 17, 1993 a mental flush
February 18, 1993 water
February 19, 1993 nuts
February 20, 1993 hazy
February 21, 1993 changed
February 22, 1993 Gilligan
February 23, 1993 Marty Grass
February 24, 1993 spores
February 25, 1993 a scrambled egg roll
February 26, 1993 extremely stolpa
February 27, 1993 Data
February 28, 1993 V'ger
March 01, 1993 a monchichi
March 02, 1993 flooded
March 03, 1993 a blue cha-cha
March 04, 1993 fungal
March 05, 1993 a texas WACkO
March 06, 1993 Lore
March 07, 1993 Bluce Ri
March 08, 1993 Hugo
March 09, 1993 NCC-1701
March 10, 1993 runes
March 11, 1993 violent
March 12, 1993 breaking spring
March 13, 1993 sno
March 14, 1993 paused
March 15, 1993 taken at a maul
March 16, 1993 seldom
March 17, 1993 a shamrock
March 18, 1993 anew
March 19, 1993 Strider (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS)
March 20, 1993 solo crackola
March 21, 1993 a fly on the wall
March 22, 1993 accursed
March 23, 1993 pissing
March 24, 1993 that
March 25, 1993 slop
March 26, 1993 belly button lint
March 27, 1993 this
March 28, 1993 those
March 29, 1993 haploid
March 30, 1993 unforgiven
March 31, 1993 out like a light
April 01, 1993 you-april fools!!
April 02, 1993 stuff
April 04, 1993 glands
April 05, 1993 making sense
April 06, 1993 piss boy
April 07, 1993 making it up as I go
April 08, 1993 live via satellite
April 09, 1993 good
April 10, 1993 Peter Cottontail
April 11, 1993 hunting wabbits
April 12, 1993 Canteen Boy
April 13, 1993 arab boy
April 14, 1993 Opera Man
April 15, 1993 a green tambourine
April 16, 1993 a wombat
April 17, 1993 John, Paul George & Gringo
April 18, 1993 crayola
April 19, 1993 Gor-Gor
April 20, 1993 Salty Water
April 21, 1993 Swampy Ground
April 22, 1993 earthy
April 24, 1993 Tigger too
April 25, 1993 a redneck zombie
April 26, 1993 white
April 27, 1993 Ferd Mertz
April 28, 1993 a replica
April 29, 1993 an atom
April 30, 1993 Super Bee
May 01, 1993 betn on horses
May 02, 1993 sitting on a cornflake
May 03, 1993 waiting for the van to come
May 04, 1993 sitting in an English garden
May 05, 1993 waiting for the sun
May 06, 1993 noted
May 07, 1993 from concentrate
May 08, 1993 hot and sweaty
May 09, 1993 yo mama
May 10, 1993 yo-yo ma
May 11, 1993 cracked
May 12, 1993 Ukla the mok
May 13, 1993 loud
May 14, 1993 Chappy
May 15, 1993 no. 9 no. 9 no. 9 no. 9 no. 9 no. 9 no. 9
May 16, 1993 the sun
May 17, 1993 the sea
May 18, 1993 the wind
May 19, 1993 The One
May 20, 1993 the light
May 21, 1993 the end
May 22, 1993 the sky
May 23, 1993 rubber bands
May 24, 1993 just fine
May 25, 1993 true
May 26, 1993 stall one
May 27, 1993 entering 3rd grade
May 28, 1993 mispelled (this starts the 4th button, the 3rd being way too rusty)
May 29, 1993 Cluck Dodgers 24th Century
May 30, 1993 wrought
May 31, 1993 in your memory
June 01, 1993 set
June 02, 1993 you're a pein'
June 03, 1993 camouflaged
June 04, 1993 fell
June 05, 1993 dingy
June 06, 1993 Tom Bombadil (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS)
June 07, 1993 dreaming
June 08, 1993 molten
June 09, 1993 slick
June 10, 1993 crusty
June 11, 1993 a while
June 12, 1993 forged
June 13, 1993 hexagonal
June 14, 1993 flag burnin'
June 15, 1993 a pun rocker
June 16, 1993 defined
June 17, 1993 Huffy, the 8th dwarf
June 18, 1993 Shaggy
June 19, 1993 shooting up some Pepsi
June 20, 1993 grimy
June 21, 1993 suds
June 22, 1993 matted
June 23, 1993 formal
June 24, 1993 oily
June 25, 1993 Dave
June 26, 1993 metric
June 27, 1993 shaped
June 28, 1993 constructed
June 29, 1993 Jay Garrick
June 30, 1993 hail-sized golf balls
July 01, 1993 off ice
July 02, 1993 Squiggy
July 03, 1993 Muldoon
July 04, 1993 celebrating U.S. independence with chinese fireworks
July 05, 1993 a yankee
July 06, 1993 neato
July 07, 1993 fab
July 08, 1993 gear
July 09, 1993 groovy
July 10, 1993 far out
July 11, 1993 hip
July 12, 1993 bad
July 13, 1993 rad
July 14, 1993 tubular
July 15, 1993 awesome
July 16, 1993 def
July 17, 1993 casual
July 18, 1993 ideal
July 19, 1993 comic
July 20, 1993 out of it
July 21, 1993 vile
July 22, 1993 yet
July 23, 1993 vague
July 24, 1993 Devo
July 25, 1993 a knight who says "nee"
July 26, 1993 sore
July 27, 1993 Radar
July 28, 1993 Beavis
July 29, 1993 Butthead
July 30, 1993 swollen
July 31, 1993 with it
August 01, 1993 carbona not glue
August 02, 1993 corn
August 03, 1993 seeds
August 04, 1993 impaled
August 05, 1993 clad
August 06, 1993 Zamfir
August 07, 1993 fodder
August 08, 1993 chum
August 09, 1993 qwerty
August 10, 1993 sinister
August 11, 1993 medieval
August 12, 1993 Aslan
August 13, 1993 public domain
August 14, 1993 second-best man
August 15, 1993 hubba bubba
August 16, 1993 frolicking
August 17, 1993 Falco
August 18, 1993 processed
August 19, 1993 Wojo
August 20, 1993 Boner
August 21, 1993 Potsy
August 22, 1993 Rex Dart eskimo spy
August 23, 1993 AAARRGH
August 24, 1993 Kal-El
August 25, 1993 UPS
August 26, 1993 Hoss
August 27, 1993 Evilt Win
August 28, 1993 as seen on tv
August 29, 1993 The Fonz
August 30, 1993 The Letter
August 31, 1993 The Flash
September 01, 1993 The Force
September 02, 1993 "The Hobbit" (written in dwarf runes)
September 03, 1993 The Larch
September 04, 1993 hurricane Emily
September 05, 1993 The Jerk
September 06, 1993 pop
September 07, 1993 Buddy
September 08, 1993 COKE
September 09, 1993 in search of
September 10, 1993 Grady
September 11, 1993 27225
September 12, 1993 a Monkee
September 13, 1993 a pepper
September 14, 1993 Barry Allen
September 15, 1993 a slug
September 16, 1993 Isildur (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS)
September 17, 1993 undefined
September 18, 1993 late
September 19, 1993 Gopher
September 20, 1993 dine-O-mite!!
September 21, 1993 Arnold Jackson
September 22, 1993 cool and stressing
September 23, 1993 rabid
September 24, 1993 homecoming jester
September 25, 1993 Ug
September 26, 1993 The Who's asian counterpart, The Hu
September 27, 1993 uncouth
September 28, 1993 infinite
September 29, 1993 Exador
September 30, 1993 Turin Turambar (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE SILMARILLION)
October 01, 1993 The Who's colorful counterpart, The Hue
October 02, 1993 ancient
October 03, 1993 salve
October 04, 1993 Quickie Koala
October 05, 1993 new coke
October 06, 1993 The Bloodhound Gang
October 07, 1993 Dangermouse
October 08, 1993 ketchup
October 09, 1993 foozball
October 10, 1993 Bull
October 11, 1993 roly poly fish heads
October 12, 1993 Flower
October 13, 1993 cult
October 14, 1993 Droopy
October 15, 1993 Cousin Oliver
October 16, 1993 Hair Bear
October 17, 1993 Stringfellow Hawk
October 18, 1993 Tootie
October 19, 1993 virtually real
October 20, 1993 Gonzo
October 21, 1993 a Jedi
October 22, 1993 Gandalf (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS)
October 23, 1993 Johnny Bravo
October 24, 1993 super string
October 25, 1993 tring
October 26, 1993 Wizard Glick
October 27, 1993 Meat Head
October 28, 1993 Vera, Chuck and Dave
October 29, 1993 catsup
October 30, 1993 askew
October 31, 1993 The Great Pumpkin
November 01, 1993 raisin resin
November 02, 1993 Tito
November 03, 1993 baldrick
November 04, 1993 The Prisoner
November 05, 1993 Wally West
November 06, 1993 Jacko
November 07, 1993 Dr. Demento
November 08, 1993 dysfunctional
November 09, 1993 Grover
November 10, 1993 Nick Whiplash
November 11, 1993 Inaudible Man
November 12, 1993 Elrond (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS)
November 13, 1993 Horshack
November 14, 1993 potpourri for 200 please, Alex
November 15, 1993 HA!
November 16, 1993 Haywood Nelson (he played Dewayne on "What's Happenin'")
November 17, 1993 Murdock
November 18, 1993 Cousin It
November 19, 1993 Bromine Actinium Potassium
November 20, 1993 Mungo Jerry
November 21, 1993 Sasquatch
November 22, 1993 Yeti
November 23, 1993 grey
November 24, 1993 the symbol for cymbal
November 25, 1993 taking thanx
November 26, 1993 insane in the brain
November 27, 1993 Rizzo
November 28, 1993 surreal
November 29, 1993 stellar
November 30, 1993 Quinn the eskimo
December 01, 1993 intricate
December 02, 1993 closer than I appear
December 03, 1993 a Glaswegian
December 04, 1993 a double naught spy
December 05, 1993 The Clapper
December 06, 1993 a Ramone
December 07, 1993 Beren (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS & THE SILMARILLION)
December 08, 1993 bionic
December 09, 1993 Shultz
December 10, 1993 Bengie Bellamy
December 11, 1993 Wakko
December 12, 1993 hard (math)
December 13, 1993 a hi-five'n white guy
December 14, 1993 Feanor
December 15, 1993 from Tuckessee
December 16, 1993 Mulligan Stew
December 17, 1993 dressed as Idaho
December 18, 1993 weird
December 19, 1993 wasys
December 20, 1993 a schmoo
December 21, 1993 The Who's American counterpart, The Hugh
December 22, 1993 Maynard G. Krebbs
December 23, 1993 Snuffy
December 24, 1993 Charlie-in-the-box, the official sentry of the island of misfit toys
December 25, 1993 Zuzu's petals
December 26, 1993 Heat miser or Snow miser
December 27, 1993 Dr. John and Leon Redbone
December 28, 1993 a yard ape
December 29, 1993 Frank Shufflebarger, CPA
December 30, 1993 Smeagol (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS)
December 31, 1993 Frodo,son of Drogo, whose rowboat don't float, who wrote Pogo, the solo, loco rococo dodo, who knows Toto, who rode a volvo called Mojo, who ate Jojo's hoho named Bobo who knows the slow old hobo from Soho, Odo, Ogopogo, and Coco the so-so oboe, who don't know no homo ho named Bo, who stole Yoko Ono's Bozo yo-yo
January 01, 1994 MIX
January 02, 1994 dead than cool -- Nirvana, 1991
January 03, 1994 a sparrow than a snail -- Simon and Garfunkel, 1969
January 04, 1994 alone -- Guns n' Roses, 1988
January 05, 1994 a hammer than a nail -- Simon and Garfunkel, 1969
January 06, 1994 left alone --Guns n' Roses, 1991
January 07, 1994 a forrest than a street -- Simon and Garfunkel, 1969
January 08, 1994 with an animal --Pearl Jam, 1993
January 09, 1994 Mr. Schwump, the unique antique
January 10, 1994 a nocturnal mock turtle
January 11, 1994 a flying village-person monkey
January 12, 1994 Festus, Lefty, Mordeeb and Toody
January 13, 1994 mighty armadillo dust
January 14, 1994 BRAQ
January 15, 1994 Hank Thoreau, Makr Maldrill, and Roy G. Biv
January 16, 1994 Eldarion (from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS)
January 17, 1994 me
July 14, 2001 ten years younger