Giacche ennes Binnestaucche
Uans appona tain uase disse boi. Neimmese Giacche. Naisse boi. Live uite ise mamma. Mainde da cao.
Uane dei, di spaghetti ise olle ronne aute. Dei goine feinte fromme no fudde. Mamma soi orais, "Oreie Giacche, teicche da cao enne traide erra forre bocchese spaghetti enne some uaine."
Bai enne bai commese omme Giacche. I garra no fudde, I garra no uaine. Meichese misteicche, enne traidese da cao forre bonce binnese.
Giacchasse!
Guess what story this is. Learnt this from Language class, where we learn how language evolves. This is totally in English, just written by someone who doesn't speak English as a first language. Hint : Read it aloud, preferably like Al Capone in the Godfather.