Let's Get It On!

I'll just say this once, E-MAIL ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!! I only have over 500 E-mails none from adoring or nauseated fans! Man, come on! how basic is this! I cussed out someone and yet no response! You people can't hate me that much! You don't even know me! I know about the ReBoot movies! 'cmon, how hard is it to click the little pencil and say, "nice fic" or "@#%%^&^@%&@, don't ever write a story again!"? Please, I'm typing on my knees, E-mail me.

Now for part 4.

Previously, on ReBoot,

Mike - Roster's done.

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Mouse-Welcome to the first, last, and only Pay-Per-View hosted by Mainframe's
beautiful Floating Point Arena. Home of the Small Town BiNomes!

Amber/Sarah - (unenthusiastically) wow.

(Torrie's theme plays)

Sarah - Comin' down, from the User world, Torrie!

Amber - what brought this on?

Sarah -Torrie hit on Bob

Mouse - Reala? Oh tha's uh death wiush. (that was not misspelled, just accentuated to southern US)

(We hear several beeping and vid-widow noises, "File's done" is repeated a lot)

Sarah - Comin' down, from Mainframe's twin city, Dot the ASCII kicker Matrix

Amber - ASCII?

Sarah - (whispers a word to Amber)

Amber - oh.

Mouse - (mumbles) Dipswitch.

Amber - huh?

Sarah - (sighs, whispers again)

Amber - why you little,

(Sarah just barely holds Amber back)

Sarah - Amber, sit, you should really watch ReBoot, 'cuz if ya did, you'd know she has really big sharp swords in easy reach.

Amber - oh

(bell rings)

Sarah - oh and Dot's got the hair, oh my User! Torrie's bald!

(Torrie submits)

Amber - WUS!!

(Too Cool's theme plays)

Sarah - Comin' down, Scottie 2 Hottie, and Grand Masta Sexay!

(Too Cool dances)

(Sarah and Amber start watching Scottie closely)

(Too Cool Dances)

Mouse - They dance?

Sarah - Uh huh, (become catatonic again)

(we hear those annoying sound you hear while you log onto the 'net)

Sarah - Comin' down, from the web, Ray the Surfr Tracer

(Ray doesn't come down)

Sarah - (talking to security guard) get 'im out here now.

(Blue plays)

Mouse - comin' down, from th' Supah Computah, Bob!

Amber - wuz up with this?

Sarah - Ray and Bob annoy me

Amber - so you didn't handicap it?

Sarah - no disqualification's.

Amber - Run In?

Sarah - yup.

Amber - may I join you?

Sarah - by all means, yes.

Amber/Sarah - (laugh evilly)

(bell rings Scottie and Bob start)

Sarah - (next to ring) wait for it.

(Bob beats the stuff out of Scottie)

Sarah - now attack!!!!!

(Sarah and Amber give out battle yells as they converge on the two Mainframers, beating them up)

(Renegade plays as Matrix comes out to join the malay)

Mouse - oh, watch th' users fly! This' coolah than when Ah took ovah Enzo's brain

(Sarah, who hears everything said 'bout Enzo,  comes over to Mouse and beats

the stuff out of Mouse.)

Mike - (who ran when this started) look at that girl! left, right, underhand, overhand, steel chair, you name it, she's done it!

(Censor Break, as Amber's gotten hold of a mike)
 

More Next Time, Same fic, Same place
 

Same disclaimers as last time.