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Session Start: Fri Jul 16 12:17:46 2004
Session Ident: #terranotos
* Now talking in #terranotos
* Topic is 'The official chatroom for the Terranotos Campaign | http://www.geocities.com/elemental_knight1/terranotos/ | Current Status: A gal, two guys and a trio of strangers. | Session 1 = SUCCESS! Session 2 = Friday, July 16th, 7 PM EST. Moryssa might be a bit late. Gale's status = ?'
* Set by ElementalKnight on Thu Jul 15 12:51:13
* ChanServ sets mode: +o ElementalKnight
 We'll talk here.
 Basically, what I was going to do is this.
 Have the backround I've already written up as his past - IE, he's already gone on the rampage and been caught.
 Served his sentance, and feels remorse over his prior actions.
 Mm-hmm...
 While he still doesn't exactly like the idea of mining and whatnot (still makes him uncomfortable), he's not going to tear shit up to be heard.
 Something like that, anyways.
 Okay.
 Would that work?
 I think so.
 What race/class were you, again?
 Ronso Rune Knight.
 Heh.
 Rune Knight + Black Caller + Gambler.
 "Runic!" "Shiva!" *fzzt*
 Heh heh.
 Gambler with Jinx, no less.
 That and supernatural bad luck.
 Beyond Jinx, I mean.
 Hah hah.
 But on the plus side, if he manages to cast Roulette or something, Runic can suck it up and not have you di.
 *die
 True.
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* Sephorus has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Dalseh beats the shit out of Sephorus.
 VICTOLY!
* Dalseh is now known as Sephorus
 Aaaah.
 Fscking ghost names.
 So anyways... here's my issue.
 I work overnight tonight at 11pm.
 not a problem.
 *nods*
 I'll probably have to leavebefore that to go to a movie anyhow
 *.
 Right.
 Well, I'll need to start getting ready for work around 10-ish.
 Worse to worse, autopilot.
 *nods*
 Question.  Since it's so early in the campaign, j00 want me to stay at level 1?
 Everyone else is still Level 1 anyhow
 Fsck, I keep missing the punctuation marks at the end of sentances.
 Well, you want me to claim XP for that fight, or just stay at 0 XP?
 Neither bothers me.
 Hum.
 Since it really won't matter, I'd say start wit hthe three-hundred-some EXP.
 *nods*
 Anyways... I gotta head out for now.  Gotta spend some time elsewhere.
 *wave*
 I may be a few minutes late.  I can't say for certain.
 But I guess that won't matter since Moryssa might be late, too.
 Moryssa's gonna be about half an hour late.
 yeah.
 *nods*
 I'll manage.
 Anyways, I'll be here.
 Cool.
 Do try to get the sheet to me before game time, though...
 Hang on a second.
 E-mail addy?
 I can send it to you now, unless you want me to add the backround updates to it?
 Elemental_Knight1@Yahoo.com
 Either'll work.
 ... how about this.
 I add a goddamn description.
 And finish the backround after this session.
 Okay.
 As for his Disads... the only reason I'm not clipping Bounty is, quite honestly, there's probably still some people that want him dead.
 Well, that, and I still want my gloves, damnit.
 Heh.
 Question: thread made out of spesix - yes or no?
 Uh...
 Should be okay.
 What's it for?
 Decoration on his shorts.
 Heh. Low-grade sparkly stuff. yeah, that's fine.
 *nods*
 Stuff that shimmers in the right light.  Possibly when Khern uses Runic/Destroy Sword skills.
 *nod* Yeah.
 One other thing.
 Okay, hit me.
 Purely for the same reason... spesix earring(s)?
 Again, should be okay.
 Coolies.
 Hmmm... ok.  One *FINAL* question, and then I'm done.
 *sigh*
 Sorry. -_-
 He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask is a fool forever.
 ... *ahem*  Anyways, since his abilities were due to his spesix exposure, would it be feasable to say that his eyes have a shimmer, much like the crystals?
 Aye.
 Ok.
 I'm done asking questions.  I swear. :P
 (insert joke concernign Mako here)
 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. -_-
 So when can I do Climhazzard, EK? :P
 When you change jobs.
 My e-mail addy says hi to your e-mail addy.
* ElementalKnight goes to check.
 *nod* Yeah, it's there.
 Sorry that took so long, Yahoo was being stupid.
 Ok, cool.
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* Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Jul 16 14:26:20 2004

Session Start: Fri Jul 16 18:32:46 2004
Session Ident: #terranotos
* Now talking in #terranotos
* Topic is 'The official chatroom for the Terranotos Campaign | http://www.geocities.com/elemental_knight1/terranotos/ | Current Status: A gal, two guys and a trio of strangers. | Session 1 = SUCCESS! Session 2 = Friday, July 16th, 7 PM EST. Moryssa might be a bit late. Gale's status = ?'
* Set by ElementalKnight on Thu Jul 15 12:51:13
* ChanServ sets mode: +o ElementalKnight
* ElementalKnight starts feverishly preparing. Tonight's session might be a bit on the short side - he might have to leave early (who knows?) and Moryssa's coming a bit late, so meh.
* Sephorus has joined #terranotos
 EK.
 I gotta talk to you, somewhere in the vicinity of now.
 Okay.
 I can't promise anything about being able to stay online.  We've got roving thunderstorms in the area, so I have no idea what's gonna happen.
 Weather's fine for now.
 Thunderstorms here, too, plus I might be going to a movie later.
 But I'm just giving you a heads up.
* ElementalKnight nods.
 If I drop, put me on full-auto 'till I return - IF I return.
 *nod*
 I expect no less.
 *nods*
 And I think we're eating dinner soon.
 noted.
 On auto? Is he taking part in the session?
 Maybe.
 Ah.
 If Gale doesn't show.
 Which reminds me.
* ElementalKnight opens up Yahoo! Mail.
 Has Sil gotten his updated character sheet on I-DEMON for you yet?
 Sil has, yes.
 Dentris hasn't.
 I should probably do somethingwith Ferrum soon...
 And I'd like to do something spiffy for the anniversary.
 So in the end, Yakato may not fight after all.
 You know, you could have him go to the other world with the stuff as planned
 And have him come back after the battle
 That's what I was thinking.
 *nod*
 Granted, my idea had many more twists.
 Didn't he say it'd be a bit before he was ready to continue, or something similar?
 I dunno.
 but Ic's gone for a few days anyhow.
 *IC
 He's back.
 And wondering when we're going to do stuff, hint hint. :P
* Moryssa has joined #terranotos
 hi :)
 Heya, chica.
 Hey
 okay, the hairdresser's here now and she's doing my mom's hair, so in about twenty minutes I've gotta go so she can finish up. it'll take about 30 minutes at the most
 Okies.
* ElementalKnight walks back in from the bathroom. Stupid nose.
 Gale said he can't be here until 11:30
 nose bleed?
 Allergies.
 Fscking dust/plants/animals/nouns in general.
* Sephorus is now known as Seph[Dinner]
* Moryssa hands EK a tissue
 Heh.. thanks.
 no problem
 Anyhow, e'eryone ready?
 Sepj; come in when you feel the moment's right.
 *Seph
 Since, uh, I haven't a plan for anything...
 I'm alive. Ready? I think.
 I'm ready
* ElementalKnight is now known as EK|GM
* Typhoon is now known as Estrain
* Moryssa is now known as Yvalphone
 :P
 * Mailmoogle puts the black card back int othe save-point and goes to the Load screen.
* Yvalphone is now known as Raza_Lial
 "100 Gameplay hours, Level 64... 3 Gameplay hours, Level 1. That's the one!"
 * Mailmoogle loads the selected Data.
 * Teh_World reloads.
 (1.5 levels per hour? Dang, that first file must be a speed game... :P)
 ((hehe))
 (Most games advertise 80 gameplay hours, so meh.)
 (Anyhow.)
 The people around you are recovering from the Bandit attack; Alan gets helped back onto his saddle by Greenie, Jack moves to make sure y'all are okay.
  "Y'all okay?"
* Estrain isn't bleeding any more, but he winces as he moves. "That depends on your definition, Jack."
* Raza_Lial kicks the final bandit one more time before facing Jack. "I'm fine. That bastard tried to steal from me."
 "Yes, and he stabbed me. Repeatedly. I think I have more of a reason to hold a grudge."
* Raza_Lial rolls her eyes at Estrain. He just doesn't get it.
 (Question; Did Estrain heal up after the battle last week or does he still need to do so?)
 (Never healed up.)
 ((Raza just tossed him a Tonic))
  Well, I guess that esplains th' blood on th' ground and all...
 (I'm at 26/41, then...)
 (Noted)
 Y'all handled yourselves pretty well with those bandits. Didn't hear a scream fer help or anythin'.
* Raza_Lial winked at Jack. "I'm a Notos girl. Bandits are child's play."
 "One tends not to scream when fighting. It wastes breath."
 "And it's hard to scream with your eyes open."
 * Jack chuckles at that. "Eh, that's a good point. So, uh, how'd you miss that one bandit twi-" "Jack."
  "We should probably get moving. Where there's twenty bandits, there're twenty hundred. And we've a deadline to boot."
 "A deadline?"
 "As do we. I agree on leaving now."
  "Ayep. Gotta be at the Eastern Tip in abotu a week'r so."
 "Desil, we have eight days. That's plenty of time."
  "And the wounded one - Estrain, yes? - *is* right. Tercation's fine, if a bit lighter now, so movement would be good."
 "Yes, but it's always better to be early than exactly on time. Preperations and such."
 * Greenie nods, and starts getting Tercation's Chocobo moving again. If Jack wants to stay around and chitchat, that's his perogative.
* Raza_Lial simply shrugs. "Fine, whatever you say."
 * Greenie realizes that Jack may well stick behind. "Jack, contract."
 * Jack starts out of his reviere and hops back on his 'bo. "Y'all want a lift, then? Birdback beats walkin', at least."
 "If you wouldn't mind. Walking long distances on these injuries would only aggravate them..."
 ((up, time to finish my hair!))
 ((bb in a few))
 * Greenie wheels about and scoots up. There's enough room for Estrain in the back. Jack, or course, makes room for Raza, and Kul'vier is stuck with the ill and thieved-from Alan.
 (noted)
 "Thank you. Would you mind if I asked you your name?"
  "Yes."
* Seph[Dinner] is now known as Khern
* Estrain laughs. "An admirable sentiment, I suppose. What should I call you, then? I'd rather not call you "green guy"..."
  "Hm..."
 "Green" is certainly accptable, though lacking in flavor...
 "You may as well call me by my blade's name... Mitzu. It's the short form, of course, but it works..."
* EK|GM has just cast ¤Pull A name Out Of Thin Air.
* Estrain nods. "Alright. Mitzu it is."
 The travel from there on out is much swifter than hoofing it was. As night approaches, the three + three + one has sped ahead of the gaggle of Mercs, Wanderers and tourists and pulled out onto open road. Ahead in the distance, lights of a town can be seen.
 As the town grows in the distance, the road is crossed by a lovely little stream.
  "Odd... This stream wasn't here last time I was through here..."
 "Is there anything particularly magical in this area?"
 * Jack hops off of his 'bo and looks close at the water. He pokes it with his finger... And the water sticks to his finger, like jelly.
 * Mitzu looks into the air. "Slightly... Though it comes from many different directions."
 * Mitzu turns his head suddenly to the west. A few seconds later, shouts can be heard, faint but still there.
* Estrain readies his boomerangs. "I'd be on your guard. Things like this rarely end well, from my limited experience..."
 (Since this obviously looks liek A Dangerous Situation, would you prefer to wait until Moryssa omes back? Or shall you go investigate further with her on auto-ilot?)
 (*pilot)
 (Either way, I'll be a bit indisposed for the next few minutes...)
 (Hmm. Well... *shrug* We can wait, if that's fine with you. No real point in going on yet.)
 (*nod*)
 * Mailmoogle pulls a PS2 controller from his pack and hits the START button. Jokes concerning Captain N should be placed here.
 * A 16-bit Squall walks to the center of the screen and stands there, tapping his foot impatiently.
 * A 16-bit Onion Knight walks over and kicks him in the shin, before bowing and walking out.
 (Heh... Wonder what Moryssa's doign with her hair to take this sorta time?)
 (Haircuts alone can take a while)
 (oy...)
 (She's getting pink, purple, and chameleon highlights.  And her hair's being dyed blue.)
 (...)
 (That could be cool if it was done right.)
 (I should dye my hair blue again.)
 (Actually, I should find a job that would actually let me.)
 (Not to mention a job that'd let me have facial piercings... because damnit, I don't care that I was drunk when I gave it to myself.  That lip stud was awesome.)
 (*blink*)
 (...)
 (... you didn't know I did that? :P)
 (No. Nor that you had an aptitude for putting holes in your face while drunk.)
 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/gradd/9172.html)
 (Actually... go ahead and use #SilverTech as an OOC channel, if you'd like.  Not like anything important's going on.)
 * Mailmoogle unpauses, and silently slips the PS2 controller back where it came form.
 (When we last saw our heroes, shouts had just come from upriver, west.)
 "Hmm. It'd probably be smarter just to continue onwards. What do the rest of you want to do?"
 * Mitzu lower shis head some, looking back at Estrain. "Smarter, yes... But not necessarily wiser."
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 ((woo, I'm all prettied up :) ))
 (( Welcome back to the land of the living ))
 * Jack looks over. "I don't like the sound of those shouts... An' this water ain't water."
 (Indeed.)
 "...Interesting way to put it."
 (The group is ahead of the gaggle of tourists/mercs/wanderers and is at a stream that was't there before. It's not water, apparently.)
 "I'm fine with investigating, if the rest of you plan to."
  "Well, hell, if ya don't believe me poke it yerself!"
* Raza_Lial has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
 (fear ping)
* Moryssa is now known as Raza_
 * Alan continues to be unconcious, or dang near it. Kul'Vier stoically procrastinates.
 * Jack looks back behind him to Raza. "You seem ta be the closest thing there's to a leader 'round here. Whadda ya think?"
 "This would be the perfect time to see how resistant these clothes are to wear and tear."
  "That settles it! Excelsior!"
 * Jack kicks the 'bo, and it dashes upstream. Mitzu just sighs and follows, bringing Alan + 'bo along with him.
* EK|GM casts ¤EnteranceCue!
 ((okay, minor emergency. put me on auto for a few. when in doubt, Poison. if that doesn't work, shoot things))
 ((I'll bb as soon as I can.))
 (noted)
 (YAY for timing!)
 ((oh, and Raza only has 20 MP right now))
 ((ciao!))
 * Everyone gallops upstream, the shouts becoming louder and more distinct. Whoever it is doesn't sound to be in the best of situations...
 (Got it)
 (Humdedumdi.)
 *You see, as you move along the 'river', a rather large Ronso drive his proportionatly-sized right fist into an azure blue blob of... something.  It makes a lovely little *SPLUT* upon impact, and he slides backwards a tad afterwards, regaining a hand-to-hand fighting stance.
 *He growls a little bit, shaking some blue residue off of his hand.
 * Jack brings his 'bo to a halt. "'Ey! You in th'... uh, river I guess, need any help?"
* Estrain doesn't say a word, readying his boomerangs and keeping a close eye on his surroundings.
 12Blub.
 6*He looks over at Jack and speaks in a rather deep voice - almost like a growl.  1"It would seem that way."
 12Kfulthy flib.
 12Kfulthy blubth flithble thibthbubflub!
 "What the hell is making those noises?"
 * As the Ronso growls his request for help, the stream's flow becomes a trickle, as puddles form along its banks.
 * The puddles - four of them - congeal into a mass of flubbering, wiggling, Jello-esque masses.
 "...Let me guess. We have to kill these now."
 * One mass of not-water looks at Estrain, somehow, with white eyes. 12Thbub flib!
* EK|GM casts ¤SwirlyBattleTransition!
 (And I still dunno how to work the Init tracker... Gyah.)
 !roll 4d10
 EK|GM - 4d10: 1, 10, 5, 4 ( Total: 20 )
 !roll 1d10
 Estrain - 1d10: 1 ( Total: 1 )
 !roll 1d10+5
 Khern - 1d10+5: 4 ( Total: 9 )
 !roll 1d10
 EK|GM - 1d10: 8 ( Total: 8 )
 Raza: 14, HP B: 14, Khern: 9, HP C: 9, HP D: 8, Estrain: 8, Hydropudding A: 5
 * Raza tries to ¤Poison one of the puddings.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 55 ( Total: 55 )
 I don't even need to roll damage... It melts into the ground easily, turning gren as it dissapears.
 (( Whoa. ))
 (Which one?)
 (Fsck, point.)
 (B, please.)
 (B, I suppose, since it's the tactical thing to do)
 (( Yeah, but is Raza a tactical lady? :P ))
 * Pudding B dies a horrible death.
 (She didn't take any damage last battle. I'd call that tactics!)
 (Because I was effectively Covering her...)
 (Yep.)
 (anyhow, Khern's turn.)
 (( My turn now. ))
* Khern dashes towards Hydropudding C, crouching slightly as he skids to a stop in front of it. In a flash, he tries to backfist it with his left arm.
 !roll 1d100
 Khern - 1d100: 62 ( Total: 62 )
 hit.
 !roll 1d6+20
 Khern - 1d6+20: 1 ( Total: 21 )
 The pudding wiggles, and Khern's fist comes out with a sucking sound. It's loosing cohesion, but still up and moving.
 Pudding C decides to eturn the favor.
 *return
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 22 ( Total: 22 )
 !roll 1d6+4
 EK|GM - 1d6+4: 5 ( Total: 9 )
 It literally bounces off of khern for 1 damage.
 (( Pfft.  12 ARM ))
* Khern skids back a little... barely.
 Pudding D goes after Desil, of course.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 93 ( Total: 93 )
 (Woo.)
 And misses easily.
* Estrain aims for Hydropudding A's eyes. And then he realizes it probably doesn't have any... (Attack Hydropudding A)
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 12, 15 ( Total: 27 )
 Hit, hit.
 Almost critical, too.
 !roll 2#d6+16
 Estrain - 2#d6+16(1): 4 ( Total: 20 )
 Estrain - 2#d6+16(2): 1 ( Total: 17 )
 Estrain - Total: 37
 The pudding falters... Begins melting... but pulls itself back together *barely*
 Pudding A decides to go say hello to pudding C... and the two join together.
 END OF ROUND 1.
 Status Phase:
* Estrain catches his boomerangs and wipes off the slime. "Blasted slimes."
 Two Puddings gone, two to go.
 So far, they look like they're sucking horribly.
 BEGIN ROUND 2.
 !roll 3d10
 EK|GM - 3d10: 7, 8, 8 ( Total: 23 )
 (*omnious silence*)
* Khern whips his left arm down to throw the goo off of his arm. 1"Indeed."
 !roll 1d10+5
 Khern - 1d10+5: 10 ( Total: 15 )
 (( Whoo ))
 !roll 1d10+7
 Estrain - 1d10+7: 8 ( Total: 15 )
* Raza_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
 Estrain: 15, Khern: 15, Raza: 12, HP B: 12, HP A: 11
 (Woo as well!)
 (( ... ))
 (I smell death.
* Estrain aims for A. "You will DIE this time, get it?"
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 55, 61 ( Total: 116 )
 (A's gone; it merged with C)
 (So, uh, C then?)
 (It says HP A up there)
 (...Fsck.)
 Estrain: 15, Khern: 15, Raza: 12, HP D: 12, HP C: 11
 (There.)
* Estrain aims at C then.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 95, 3 ( Total: 98 )
 (...Heh.)
 (( Interesting combo. ))
 !roll 1d6+16,200%
 Estrain - 1d6+16,200%: 5 ( Total: 42.0 )
 One 'rang goes swirling about and clocks Estrain upside the head, but doesn't do any damage... The second one cleaves Pudding C in *two*.
 Khern.
 "OW."
 (I should've made these guys tougher somehow...)
* Khern clasps his fists together and stands there, calmly. The symbols on his leggins shine softly. [¤Runic]
 (They do ONE DAMAGE!)
 *leggings
 (Yeah.)
 (YAY for armor, though.)
 !roll 1d2
 EK|GM - 1d2: 1 ( Total: 1 )
 (Heh. And they have Pep Up! Which could be nasty if they had, y'know, decent support. >.>0
 Raza decides that, since it looks like you can physically kill 'em anyway, not to bother with magic...
 (Yeah...)
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 88 ( Total: 88 )
 She misses.
 (Have them meld into UBER-SLIME)
 (And double their stats. >.>)
 The final hydropudding swirls mana around itself, releasing a column of water at Desil.
 It takes a sharp turn and ends up in Khern's hands, though.
 END OF ROUND 2.
 Status Phase:
* Khern absorbs the blast of water into his body, and resumes his fighting stance.
 One slime left. They've got magic!
 BEGIN ROUND 3.
 !roll 2d10
 EK|GM - 2d10: 4, 2 ( Total: 6 )
 (ONOS)
 !roll 1d10+5
 Khern - 1d10+5: 3 ( Total: 8 )
 !roll 1d10+7
 Estrain - 1d10+7: 1 ( Total: 8 )
 (...Second time I've rolled a one. Second time I've matched Khern in speed)
 Khern: 8, Desil: 8, Raza: 8, HP D: 8
 That's kinda sad.
 (( ... ))
 (( You're logging this shit, right? ))
 (yep.)
 (( Because that right there... is comedy gold. ))
 In an explosion of activity, everyone acts at once.
 (Let's do a triple-tech! >.>)
 The Pudding attempts to swirl magic around itself yet again...
* Khern dashes up to the last remaining Hydropudding and gives it the gift of a straight punch to the face! Well, that's where it might go, if it had a face.
 !roll 1d100
 Khern - 1d100: 64 ( Total: 64 )
 (Actually, I wouldn't mind allowing a Triple Tech.)
 (( REWIND! ))
 (Desil uses Slots and comes up wit hIce, Raza summons SHiva, and Khern channels it into a massive blast.)
 (But that's overkill.)
 (( Bwa hah hah.  Can we just rule it dead? :P ))
 (It'd be funny if everyone missed.)
 !roll 3d100
 EK|GM - 3d100: 75, 60, 49 ( Total: 184 )
 (( It's owned ))
 Nope, those'd all be hits.
 Even with minimal damage rollings, it'd die.
 The final pudding dissolves into the ground...
 and the ground starts to shake.
  "The hell-?"
* Estrain frowns. "Not good. Not good. NOT GOOD."
 "... what now?"
 The ground bursts open, showing a giant, humanoid-shaped mass of the pudding-material...
 It looks down at everyone else.
 "...Shit."
 END ROUND 3.
 Status Phase:
 "...Shit."
 "... hmmm."
 (Heh. Making sure Jinx kicks in?)
 BEGIN ROUND 4.
 !roll 2d10
 !roll 1d10+5
 EK|GM - 2d10: 6, 2 ( Total: 8 )
 Khern - 1d10+5: 6 ( Total: 11 )
 !roll 1d10+7
 Estrain - 1d10+7: 1 ( Total: 8 )
 HP Ultra: 12, Khern: 11, Raza: 8, Desil: 8
 (...ANOTHER ONE.)
 (THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT HERE)
 (( Jiiiiiiiiinx. ))
 (Highwind, bad boy.)
 * HP Ultra makes a giant fist from its squiggling masses, and aims it at Khern.
 12SMASH!
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 45 ( Total: 45 )
 !roll 1d12+8
 EK|GM - 1d12+8: 9 ( Total: 17 )
 (...Whew. You can't hit me with Jinx now hahahaha. >.>)
 And the fist comes back up with a sucking sound.
 (Indeed.)
 Khern?
* Khern takes the blow like a damn man. And not just any man. A RONSO man... judging by the fact that he counters with a rising uppercut.
 (Khern is now 39/45, just FYI)
 !roll 1d100
 Khern - 1d100: 36 ( Total: 36 )
 Hit.
 !roll 1d6+20
 Khern - 1d6+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
 It flubbles, but doesn't really seem to care...
 Hm...
 Raza goes for Poison again, though it'll be the last of her MP essientially.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 61 ( Total: 61 )
* Estrain flips his Boomerangs in his hands. He drops one, and draws out a coin from his pocket. "Lady Luck, your aid?" (Elemental Reels)
 (Oh, sorry, thought it was my turn)
 !roll 1d8+32
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d8+32: 8 ( Total: 40 )
 EK|GM - 1d100: 64 ( Total: 64 )
 THAT it felt.
 And NOW it's Desil's turn.
 (Elemental Reels, as before...)
 !roll 1d10
 Estrain - 1d10: 1 ( Total: 1 )
 Roll 'em.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 76, 47 ( Total: 123 )
 (...Failure, failure. Normal attack.)
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 38, 73 ( Total: 111 )
 Hit and miss.
 !roll d6+16
 Estrain - d6+16: 6 ( Total: 22 )
 Desil's slots point to a normal attack... But with a *fzzt*, the slot rolls to a water droplet symbol of its own accord.
 (...Jinx was LAST turn)
 (Every four rounds, yes?)
 (...Or not.)
 (It's still round 4.)
 (Damn.)
 (^_^)
 The second slot follows suit...
 And Desil's boomerangs glow bright blue as one strikes the giant pudding.
 END OF ROUND 4.
 Status Phase:
 Jinx + Slots don't mix.
 "..."
 BEGIN ROUND 5.
 "Lady Luck, I hate you so."
 (I have a very loose interpretation of Jinx.)
 (As does Highwind.)
 !roll 1d10+5
 Khern - 1d10+5: 3 ( Total: 8 )
 !roll 2d10
 EK|GM - 2d10: 7, 3 ( Total: 10 )
 !roll 1d10+7
 Estrain - 1d10+7: 2 ( Total: 9 )
 (Still no love from Highwind)
 HP Ultra: 13, Desil: 9, Raza: 9, Khern: 8
 The mass swirls mana about itself, its arm/hand/fist things coming together. With a flash, they shoot out and hit Khern.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 75 ( Total: 75 )
 !roll 2d8+38
 EK|GM - 2d8+38: 1, 8 ( Total: 47 )
 (...Ouch.)
 (Yeah.)
 (( Wow. ))
 (Just... Ouch.)
 Khern falls.
 (( Down to 2/45, by my count ))
 (I had already subtracted armor.)
 (it's 2d8+48,MARM)
 (( ... ))
 (( son of a... ))
 (Yeah...)
 (This seems to be a theme. Someone dies, every battle.)
 (Anyhow.. Desil's turn.)
 (( I vote that, next battle, the GM dies. :P ))
 (It does seem to rotate.)
* Estrain swears loudly, arming his boomerangs again. He doesn't bother with anything fancy this time, launching them in quick succession.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 10, 71 ( Total: 81 )
 (JUST critical!)
 YAY critical!
 And hit!
 Barely!
 (YAY!)
 Wow those are close rolls...
 So, uh, one critical and one hit.
 !roll 1d6+16,200%
 Estrain - 1d6+16,200%: 1 ( Total: 34.0 )
 !roll 1d6+16
 Estrain - 1d6+16: 1 ( Total: 17 )
 (...)
 (HIGHWIND. DIE)
 (DIE DIE DIE)
 One boomerang hits it right in the eye, and it wobbles with the blow.
 it's still standing, though...
 END ROUND 5.
 Status Phase:
 Pudding is officially at exactly half HP. Khern is Ko'ed.
 !roll 1d10+7
 Estrain - 1d10+7: 6 ( Total: 13 )
 BEGIN ROUND 6.
 (That's more like it)
 !roll 2d10
 EK|GM - 2d10: 7, 9 ( Total: 16 )
 ...Fsck, I forgot Raza's turn last turn... Bah, she wouldn't have done much damage with the bow anyhow.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 56 ( Total: 56 )
 !roll 1d10+14
 EK|GM - 1d10+14: 6 ( Total: 20 )
 Raza: 15, Desil: 13, HP Ultra: 13
 Raza goes for another bow shot.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 48 ( Total: 48 )
 !roll 1d10+14
 EK|GM - 1d10+14: 3 ( Total: 17 )
 Desil?
* Estrain just keeps on attacking the creature. ~It has to die EVENTUALLY...~
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 59, 18 ( Total: 77 )
 Hit x .
 *2
 !roll 2#1d6+16
 Estrain - 2#1d6+16(1): 2 ( Total: 18 )
 Estrain - 2#1d6+16(2): 1 ( Total: 17 )
 Estrain - Total: 35
 (...WHAT IS WITH THE ONES?)
 (Jinx.)
 (Highwind's possessed, I swear)
 The giant pudding condenses, and then seems to explode into pudding bits...
 When the bits clear, it's still standing, but sticky pudding material is all over the battlefield.
 !roll 2d100
 EK|GM - 2d100: 95, 97 ( Total: 192 )
 (WOO DOUBLE BOTCH!)
 Of course, none of it gets on anyone.
 END ROUND 6.
 Status Phase:
 Bosses have sucky aim.
 BEGIN ROUND 7.
 !roll 2d10
 !roll 1d6+10
 EK|GM - 2d10: 2, 3 ( Total: 5 )
 Estrain - 1d6+10: 5 ( Total: 15 )
 (...RESTART)
 !roll 1d10+7
 Estrain - 1d10+7: 8 ( Total: 15 )
 Desil: 15, Raza: 9, HP Ultra: 8
* Estrain wipes off his boomerangs before sending off another rally.
 And..?
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 89, 96 ( Total: 185 )
 Ah.
 ...
 (...)
 (Miss and botch.)
 (Highwind, you are a bastard.)
 One 'rang misses, the other one nearly shaves off Desil's nose.
 Raza shoots again!
 !Roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
 !roll 1d10+14
 EK|GM - 1d10+14: 8 ( Total: 22 )
 It's starting to slow down...
 But it's not done yet.
 Its fists come together, and another shot of water comes streaming toards Raza.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 65 ( Total: 65 )
 (...)
 (This is very very bad...)
 !roll 2d8+35
 EK|GM - 2d8+35: 6, 1 ( Total: 42 )
 ...Another KO by two points.
 (...Jinx kicks in next turn. SHIT.)
 Highwind's in a rut.
 (( Jeeeeez. ))
 END ROUND 7.
 Status Phase:
 Holy fuck on a stick.
 Raza's KO'ed, Khern's KO'ed, and Desil's still at 26/41.
 Oh, and Jinx is gonna kick in.
 BEGIN ROUND 8.
 (I can kill it! If Highwind doesn't screw me over, damn his robotic soul)
 !roll 1d10
 EK|GM - 1d10: 1 ( Total: 1 )
 !roll 1d10+7
 Estrain - 1d10+7: 6 ( Total: 13 )
 Desil: 13, HP Ultra: 7
 (Just, uh, don't use Slots...)
* Estrain draws a deep breath. He has a feeling he's up a creek without a paddle if he misses...
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 80, 35 ( Total: 115 )
 (...)
 One miss.
 (Which I do. SIgh.)
 !roll 1d6+16
 Estrain - 1d6+16: 4 ( Total: 20 )
 It's beginning to lose cohesion...
 It condenses again, and out comes *another* barrage of pudding.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
 (No need to roll. Jinx. -.-)
 One giant glob hits Desil - it doesn't hurt, but it makes it hard as hell to move.
 (Ah, point.)
 END ROUND 8.
 Status Phase:
 Desil is Slowed (4), and it clicks to (3).
 Things Look Bad For Our Heroes.
 (*wince*)
 BEGIN ROUND 9.
 !roll 1d10
 EK|GM - 1d10: 7 ( Total: 7 )
 !roll 1d10+7,50%
 Estrain - 1d10+7,50%: 3 ( Total: 5.0 )
 HP U: 13, Desil: 5
 (( Meanwhile, the NPC trio stands around and munches on popcorn. ))
 (I should've made character sheets for the, yes.
 (Worse to worse, though...)
 (I SHALL DIE IN VAIN! ...Wait...)
 (( DEM? ))
 The beast forms another fist and smashes it down on Desil, joining wit hte glob there already.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 65 ( Total: 65 )
 !roll 1d12+8
 EK|GM - 1d12+8: 8 ( Total: 16 )
 (20/41 now...)
 Is stings some, but that and those Bandits are beginning to wear down...
 (yes)
 (( Bandits? O_O ))
 (From last week)
 (One was The One.)
 (...uh...)
 (...Anyhow, Desil's turn.)
* Estrain launches himself at the beast in a desperate attack, boomerangs serving as primitive cutting tools as he scythes through the beast.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 17, 43 ( Total: 60 )
 hit x 2.
 !roll 2#d6+16
 Estrain - 2#d6+16(1): 3 ( Total: 19 )
 Estrain - 2#d6+16(2): 1 ( Total: 17 )
 Estrain - Total: 36
 Oh, it's beginning to disintegrate, but it still has some oomph in it.
 END ROUND 9.
 Status Phase: Still "holy shit". But you could finish it off with some good rolls.
 ...
 (...Dang.)
* EK|GM bursts out laughing.
 (STILL not dead?)
 (07/64)
 BEGIN ROUND 10.
 !roll 1d10
 EK|GM - 1d10: 5 ( Total: 5 )
 (Yes, laugh it up...)
 !roll 1d10+7,50%
 Estrain - 1d10+7,50%: 3 ( Total: 5.0 )
 HP U: 11, Desil: 5.
 It goes for Teh Smashitty again.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 49 ( Total: 49 )
 !roll 1d12+8
 EK|GM - 1d12+8: 3 ( Total: 11 )
 And it misses... But the air pops Desil's ears for 1 damage.
 (OMG ONE DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneone)
 (Without using the Rule of One, too.)
 (Heh. I'm glad it's not using that other attack, though >.>)
 (Oh, the water one?)
 (You should be.)
 (Yeah.)
* Estrain keeps it up, trying to keep the slime creature off it's feet.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 74, 3 ( Total: 77 )
 (Whiff, crit?)
 (( CRIIIIIIIIIT. ))
 Yep.
 See if you get enoug hdamage.
 !roll 1d6+16,200%
 Estrain - 1d6+16,200%: 2 ( Total: 36.0 )
 12 damage.
 It condenses again...
 and keeps condensing...
 until it's a solid little block of pudding.
 Then it pops, and flows back into the earth.
 WIN!
 1,122 + (224 x 4) EXP total.
* Estrain nearly collapses, sighing in relief. "Glad that's over..."
 204 + (107 x 4) Agt total.
 !roll 4d100
 EK|GM - 4d100: 14, 4, 84, 68 ( Total: 170 )
 Fish Scale x 2, Tonic x 2 from the Puddings...
 (1018 XP, 632 Agt total?)
 2018 total.
 divided by 3 = 672 EXP each.
 (Level Up!)
 210 Gil each.
 !roll 3d100
 EK|GM - 3d100: 72, 3, 74 ( Total: 149 )
 Fish Scale, Fish Scale... and a Water Ring.
 (ooh)
 Total Loot: 4 x Fish Scale, 2 x Tonic, 1 x Water Ring (accessory)
 Whew.
 I'll BRB, and hopefully Moryssa will be back by then.
 (Desil is at 19/41, FYI)
* Estrain turns to the others on the chocobos. "HEY! YOU USELESS BASTARDS! WE'VE GOT SOME WOUNDED!"
 (Back)
 * Jack looks at Raza's soaked, beaten, and at-1-HP body. "Shee-it!"
 * Mitzu just shakes his head, and digs around in his pack for some bandages.
  "The crossroads town is only a short ways away. Once we get both your friend and the Ronso there, we should be able to get them healed."
 * Mitzu hops off of his 'bo and begins to bandage the greater wounds. It's not too bad, since they're just unconcious from having been unable to breathe during the attack.
* Estrain nods, as he gathers up the items the monsters dropped. He distractedly shoves the ring on a finger and pockets the scales, figuring he'll check them out later. (We'll distribute items when everyone's awake IC)
 *nod*
 (And the tonics, of course)
 (yeah)
 (I should note that it is now 10:00 Pm almost exactly for me. Since it doesn't seem like Moryssa's coming back, I'm willing to fast forward into the town abd pick up there next time.)
 *and
 (Alright.)
 Cool.
 In that case... I think we're done for tonight.
* EK|GM is now known as ElementalKnight
* Estrain is now known as Typhoon
 And there's a very somber mood over the room, too.
 I'm just happy we didn't get wiped out. >.>
 Highwind was very... mercurial
 Heh.
 He seemed to alternate between thinking I'm okay and going "DIE DIE DIE FLESHBAG"
 The Hydropuddle Ultra did have an HP absorbing attack... I just never used it.
 Good thing, too... The healing I accidentially gave him was bad enough.
 Aye.
 Just be glad I wasn't REALY evil about it.
 *REALLY
 Yeah.
 Because then you would'e criticaled both rolls.
 We wouldn't have lasted 3 rounds if he'd used that water attack consistantly..
 Aye.
 I was worried about it being overpowering... And I suppose I was right.
 Should've toned its MAG down some.
 What was it, stat-wise?
 4 DS MAG attack?
 Or Water?
 ¤Water.
 Ah. Ouch.
 It could've only used it thrice anyhow.
 *nod*
 That's all it needed, though
 Yep...
 Well, if you ever find another one you've got a Water Ring to help out.
 If we'd known it had it before it hit Khern with it, we would have had him Runic all the time...
 Indeed.
 Seph said he should've followed his gut and just Runiced.
 How much ARM did it have?
 HP: 64/64 (1x 4x)
 MP: 64/64 (4x)
 DEF: 12
 ARM: 10 (3x)
 M DEF: 16
 M ARM: 08 (2x)
 Hit%: 90%
 Magic%: 114%
 Really? Huh. It seemed to have more
 Also, Auto-Armor Up and Auto Protect.
 Oh. That explains it
 To get that "Physical attacks do diddly" feeling.
 ...Yeah. You certainly succeeded
 ...Shiva probably could have OKHOed it. Dammit.
 If you hadn't used slots that Jinxed turn, things would've been much easier.
 Nah. R: Ice.
 Would've hurt like hell still, though.
 That's still at least 3 DS
 Poison would be better...
 !roll 2d10+48
 ElementalKnight - 2d10+48: 8, 3 ( Total: 59 )
 Well. The best thing you can say about Jinx is that it makes games interesting
 29 damage from Shiva.
 Indeed it does!
 HP: 64/64 (1x 4x)
 MP: 64/64 (4x)
 DEF: 12
 ARM: 10 (3x)
 M DEF: 16
 M ARM: 08 (2x)
 Hit%: 90%
 Magic%: 114%
 Gyah!
* Khern has quit IRC (Quit: )
 !roll 1d8+32
 ElementalKnight - 1d8+32: 5 ( Total: 37 )
 Meh. They would've done the same damage.
 Give or take.
 But if Poison had worked, that would've *really* helped.
 *nod*
 I guess this is just a case of Highwind being very evil and wanting everyone to die.
* Typhoon kicks Highwind. Repeatedly. "THIS IS FOR THOSE ONES."
 And the two botches.
 Although I liked the criticals...
 Indeed.
 But not how he rolled a 1 on BOTH.
 Yeah.
 Good rolls would have cut the battle down by a round or two.
 ...Fish Scales cast Water.
 You just gave the Mage 4 8 DS Magic items.
 Stupid appropriate items.
 !roll 4d100
 ElementalKnight - 4d100: 64, 18, 80, 95 ( Total: 257 )
 Heh. It's like Shiva, only worse! >.>
 Indeed.
 I'll just have to send lots of Bombs or something next.
 LOTS of Bombs.
 I'd have to kick Highwind until it gave me a Water Group attack from E. Reels, then
 Heh.
 Jinx: Group Fire Double Criticals.
 Bomb transforms into Nuke!
 I think it'd die from overloading
 Party casts ¤Runthehellaway!
 I mean, seriously
 Indeed...
 It'd end up with at least twice it's max HP
 Three times, maybe
 Yeah.