Session Start: Fri Sep 17 22:13:52 2004
Session Ident: #terranotos
* Now talking in #terranotos
* Topic is 'The official chatroom for the Terranotos Campaign | http://www.geocities.com/elemental_knight1/terranotos/ | Current Status: Getting Back On Track (GM's Back!)'
* Set by ElementalKnight on Fri Sep 17 23:04:14
 (Yay, I get to sit in)
 (*wave* howdy.)
 (Indeed!)
 (And I get to GM!)
 (^_^)
 *Kulvier glances at the tourists with a dead-pan look* ...I'll be expecting monitry compensation for leading you here.
 (Hola Zero.)
  "Yeah, we sorta figured..."
 ( Why yes, I AM an uncaring mercenary badass.)
 *OHL turns to his group, and they begin trying to decide just how much they can hand out. They may have cash, but they ain't OMG RICH.
* Estrain is happy enough to just quietly follow up the rear, weapons at rest.
 ...Men don't live on good vibes alone... *Kulvier cocked and eyebrow at the hippy*
 !roll 3d100
 ...wrong window.
 fsck youi, nonexistant highwind!
 (Lol. Rolls in other window. :P)
 (LOL!!!)
 (OK. EK redeemed himself in my eyes. He got me to laugh)
 (Good, BOTCH, Good...)
 Highwind	EK|GM - 3d100: 26, 100, 44 ( Total: 170 )
 (Yeah, that's highwind alright)
 (Yep.)
 (Someone needs to program the Turrette's out of Highwind.)
 *Kul glanced over at Raza and smirked* I'm guessing you don't approve of my methods.
 The tourists manage to come up with 170 Gil for the three of you. They won't be paying Jack and Mitzu's group... Since you got to the point first.
 (170 each?)
* Raza raises an eyebrow at the Okami. "You're little more than a beggar, so no."
 (Or for the group as a whole?)
 (Hm... Sure, what the heck.)
 (>.>)
 (Heh. I love being me. :D)
 (See? I'll bet none of you woulda done that. BUT, i'm not normal. :P)
 (*shrug*)
 With the payments made, the tourists quickly scatter towards the less seedy parts of town.
 They've got a ways to go.
 Awww...come on Raza. Look at it this way. I was kind enough to get you a potion. *He laughed softly and nodded his head, the visor shutting*
 (Again, which? 170 each, or 170 for the group?)
 (Each. Because I'm nice like that.)
 (Or guilty conscienced. :p)
* Raza rolls her eyes and fixes her hair.
 (...Like I usually am...)
 (This has been a very profitable enterprise.)
 (Is there a difference?)
 (For me as well. ^_^)
 (Heh heh heh.)
 (Mory tends to make me rethink my idiocy part of the time.)
 "So. Where to now? Do we continue towards the Tip?"
  "Well, that was fun... The fastest thing to do would be to go northeast from here, join the Coastal Mainway, and head dead east on the road from there."
 *Kulvier quickly added his earning to his pouch and chuckled dryly* "Well...I'd honestly like to know when Raza's father will be paying me next."
  "But if you need extra cash, The Hole's the place to be. You find the right tunnel, you're a million Gil the better."
 (Geez, he's like a furry Han Solo.)
 (Hanbacca?)
 *Kul fell silent, trying to think of what kinds of monsters were in that area* (Bingo. :P)
 (Basically)
 (Hmm. Is there a weapon's shop?)
 (Rolling for Moster Lore)
 (If so... I want to borrow 69 gil so I can buy a Blackout.)
 (lol. You can owe Kul if you ask him nicely. ;))
 As for the monsters, one never knows.
 The upper levels are pretty much cleaned out of both baddie and goodie...
 (Rats...that means I failed...)
 And the lower levels, no one's come back with the tale yet.
 As for weapon shops, OMG YES. What else are Mercs gonna buy?
 *Kul shrugged* ...Can't say I've heard anything of what lies within that area.
 Beyond booze and a night's company and all that jazz.
* Estrain heads towards the weapons merchants. "Come on. Let's see what they have."
 *Kul nodded and followed. Finding a nice weapon might be...fun?*
* Raza makes Jack follow.
 ((No weapons, but I can get some nice ammo))
 In that case, a streetwise from Desil and... whatever roll Raza can make make sense, like Inquiry or Perception or whatnot.
 *Kul stopped dead in his tracks. His nose catching the scent on a female Okami. He grunted as if hit by something painful* ...Sorry...I think I'll head to an inn...
 * Jack follows. He's a good puppy like that. Besides, weapons = good!
 (I roll a ONE!)
 (* EK|GM quickly tries to remember what weapons jack uses.)
 * Desil finds every armor ever.
 Seriously. They'll have Enhancers and stuff in stock.
 (At bargain prices? :P)
 (It's a five-fingered sale if you wanna try for it.)
 (o.O)
 (Er, no. Too risky.)
 (TRY, DAMN YOU! >_<)
 (Lol. Just send the Okami to intimidate ppl. :P)
 (Ah, but the Okami went to an Inn. Are we doing a split-scene here or are you just off-camera?)
 (Off cam. At the moments, he's standing thee, scenting the air with heavy lament.)
 (heh.)
* Estrain scans the boomerangs, finally letting his gaze rest on a black boomerang, carved with a white moon symbol. "Ah, merchant? How much is this one worth?"
 (Do you have Trade, Moryssa?)
 ((Yes))
 * Desil manages to find a suprisingly huge armoy emporium. It's owned by some big-name company, probably.)
 (Try that.)
 *-)
 * Oh yeah. It's a Lial Emporium, like the one they're gonna build in the Eastern Tip.
 And it's fully stocked.
 (Heheh.)
 Holy hell, Highwind loves your pockets.
 (Can you say "employee discount"?)
* Raza grins at the large sign. "It's good to be connected."
 "Well, yeah."
 (Can you say "I like my job" discounts?)
 *Kulvier looked over at Raza* ...Some connections can be dealt without. *He shook his head and walked into the shop, standing in the doorway*
 (...I forget how much gil I have.)
 (440 or so)
 (I added it to your sheet a bit ago)
 * Desil, Raza and Jack walk into the ginormous first floor of the emporium; Kul in the doorway and Mitzu... being mysterious.
 (You have my sheet, not me. Lol)
 (Yeah.
 (...Where's the site with the amor lists?)
 (Do you have an e-mail account?)
 (http://www.returnergames.com/wiki)
 (That's the rules)
 * They are almost immediately beset upon by several nice men, all wearing the same uniform. Since Raza knows the company better than I, she probably knows if they're like Wal*Mart or whatever. >.>
 *Kulvier walked right over to the weapons. His eyes judging each one* ...
 ((Think classier. They're like Nordstroms))
* Estrain nods. "I'm Desil Estrain, of the Notos Branch of the Lial Company. This is Raza Lial - you should know who she is. The heiress of the company."
* Raza motions back to Jack and his companions. "They're with us too."
* EK|GM has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
 (...)
 (Uhhh....)
 (We wait for a bit now.)
 ((whistles while she works))
 (I think I might save my gil, unless Raza be gettin us a HUGE discount)
 ((5%))
 *nod* I'm planning on buying one Blackout and spending the rest on healing. Unless we get a 50% discount, in which case I'm buying two and screw healing.
* EK|GM has joined #terranotos
 (Lol. Some trader you are. :P)
 (Hey, EK.)
 (What was the last thing you saw?)
 (Hey EK)
 ((course, as a Lial I could probably just Command them to give us free stuff...))
 Oy, the laptop reset itself. Dunno why.
 (WEll...your father DOES owe me payments. >:))
 Anyhow, last thing I saw... salesmen, I think.
 (I'll just repost what I said.)
* Estrain nods. "I'm Desil Estrain, of the Notos Branch of the Lial Company. This is Raza Lial - you should know who she is. The heiress of the company."
 (Then Raza said Jack and friends were with us too.)
 ((yep))
 (Oh, and Kul'Vier sized them up for some reason.)
 (Actually, he was sizing up the greatswords.)
 (Oh. That makes more sense)
 * Nice Salesman blinks, bows, and stutters out "O-of course. I'll have to ask you to see my manager, then."
* Raza nods. "Hurry along. I want to see if this store has the latest fashions."
 He walks over to a pillar, and manipulates some telegraph-like device. Two minutes later, another fellow, his vest loosley done, finds the salesman and his, uh, customers.
  So what's the problem now, Ollie?
 "Didn't your father agree to update my 'fashion' when available as part of my term of services?" He glaced at Raza.
  These fellows're with the Notos branch. In fact, the lady is the daughter of our owner...
* Raza shrugs. "I wasn't there when he hired you, or else I would've required he make you bathe first," she mutters at Kul.
 * The Manager sizes them all up, Raza especially.
 \!roll 1d100
 (grr x 23)
 (Other channel. :P)
 (And typo!
 (Yep.)
  Okay. You look like her, yeah. But how do I know you're actually, you know, *her*?
  You could just be some pretty girl looking for a quick discount.
 *Kulvier comes lumbering over, standing just behind her* (Intim)
* Estrain sighs. "What proof do you need?"
 "Do you doubt her? I was hired by her father personally..." (Intim successful)
 * Manager desides that two tough guys and the looks will do it.
 Okay, okay, she's the real deal.
 "A Dark Knight is NOT an easy think to employ. Nor do I have reason to lie."
 * Manager tries to ignore the DK. He's juggling numbers in his head now.
 !roll 5d5
 "And I'm willing to provide any identification you need, so long as it doesn't signifigantly delay us."
 (./..I hate this.)
 "You're gonna give them a discount right? And I want to see your fur coats."
 (Reflexes hard to come over, huh? :P)
  "Well, the usuall emplyee discount is 10%... I think I can bump that up to 15% off whatever you want. Anything more than that and I don't even break even.
 "15%? Not bad Raza. Fire armor..." He point from the manager to the armor.
* Raza thinks for a moment. "That's more than generous. Thank you."
 (Everything available, 15% off and a boatload of gil in comparison to your level. God help me.)
 (That, or The One Thief needs to come back.)
 ((lol))
 (Heh. THink i'll be able to get Fire armor AND a Serpent Sword?)
 (If not, I'll go for the sword. :D)
* Estrain picks up a boomerang, jet black with a white cresent moon on the left blade. He rubs a finger across the boomerang, inspecting the black clinging to his finger. "Hmm. A blinding enchantment, correct?"
 (Blackout boomerang, in case you can't tell)
 ((we can buy Rank 2 equipment?))
 (I dunno, how much does that all cost?)
 (If you chad the cash you could go rank 7 or 8.)
 (*had)
 (A discounted Blackout is 586 gil, rounded down.)
 (I have 621.)
 (Good. You get a Blackout.)
 (Happy?)
 (I don't have the Wiki open, nor my calculator - it's too far away for me to reach from my bed. So I can't verify just how much this is gonna overpower you.)
 (It's 3*STR, Blind Touch.)
 (That'll do it. and you're backing it up with your other 'rang... Oy.)
 (A sin I can't get a Buster Sword)
 (A bit of a step up from my 2*STR startings. Got it mostly for the Blind.)
 (indeed.)
 ((I want, a Snow Robe, Serum Wrist and Red Hat))
 (Can you pull it off?)
 ((Should come to 489 w/ the discount))
 (Do you need to get all the special equipment?)
 (Can't you get a level 2 robe instead?)
 ((want me to?))
 (Hmm... 714 gil)
 (Thunder Robe, with the discount)
 ((I only have 523))
 (Well, that's out, then...)
 (How much I got?)
 (400-ish?)
 (...crap, I'd have to log into yahoo again.)
 (440.)
 (*nod*)
 (What level is everyone?)
 ((2))
 (.... Yes. A buster sword at level 2 is Unbalancing. I've seen it happen.
 (yeah.)
 (A Triangle Hat is... 624, with discount...)
 (So've I.)
 (I have 35 gil left over. That's 550...)
 (Can you spare 60 gil, Gale?)
 (Yes)
 (Should be able to get a Serpent Sword and spare that...)
 (Shopping: Making it look like the GM is GMing since 1975.)
 (But you need to convince Kul to cough it up. :P)
 (She's his employer. :P)
 ((Yup, whether direct or indirect, and she's the queen of these situations :D))
 (So. Serpent Sword, Blackout, Triangle Hat?)
 (Or something else?)
 (Yeah. I guess)
 * Jack is wandering around the Swallows section... "Ooooh, hey, a Gravestone!"
 "WEll...you might want to buy your own. I'm only contracte to protect Raza's life."
 (Moryssa? What do you want to get?)
 *Kulvier layed his Iron Sword on the counter* I'm selling this back...
 (Ooh, selling!)
 ((I'll just get the Triangle Hat, a pack of Holy Arrows and a pack of Darkness Arrows))
 * Jack doesn't get it, but he's too busy looking at the Stillblade. "Hm... If'n I get rida my Sidewinder, then maybe."
 (I forgot about that! :))
 ((How much higher can we sell our stuff for?))
 (Heh.)
 (40 for the Boomerang, 40 for the cap, 75 for the Iron Sword... Assuming no raise in selling.)
 (155 gil.)
 (Wanna try to sell it back for extra?)
 ("Signature Series" or something?)
 (<.<)
 (If we can...)
 ((Lol, yeah.))
 (Go for it.)
 (But Raza, don't think we have enough for both arrow types.)
 (Pick one)
 ((Darkness))
 (Don't I basicly have that element covered?)
 ((Wait, we're pulling all our money together, right?))
 (Let's see...)
 ((No, it's Blind status))
 (e_e If you wanna TRY to get the money pouch from Kul's belt, be my guest> >:))
 (1060 for Kul'Vier and Desil, Agt wise. Raza, you have 520, right? That's 1580...)
 ((right))
 (155 for the sold stuff.)
 (1060?)
 (1735)
 (Is that my gil????)
 (No.)
 (That's Desil's and Kul'Vier's, pooled)
 ((altogether, because as your employer, Raza is making an executive decision :P))
* EK|GM loves this. A lot. His only problem is that he isn't a player himself... But don't worry about Jack and Mitzu. They're actually a teeny bit ahead of you, so they're fiiiiine.
* Kulvier kills Jack and Mitzu for looting rights. Lol
 (You wanna try for it, go ahead.)
 (Naw. i'm not evil. :D)
 (314+586+624, costs.)
 (And I don't remember if I ever decided what gender Mitzu was.)
 (Hunh. A thoughtline for anoyther time...)
 ((Male))
 (1524.)
 (Lol. Too many men. Mitzu is a female. :P)
 (We come out with 210.)
 (Plus the Darkness Arrows...)
 (because I remember Gale thought Mitzu was female. but that impinges on Raza's OMG BOOBS!)
 (105 Agt.)
 (35 gil each.)
 (Too bad. Raza's tryin to bang Jack anyway. :P)
 (And a Blackout, Serpent Sword, Triangle Hat, and some Darkness Arrows.)
 (It's not like Jack has any competetion for that spot anyhow... FOR NOW!!! *dramatic music!*)
 (Hmm...guess armor is outta the question. Lol)
 ((You said Mitzu was a guy in a green suit of armor, or something))
 (* Estrain is now known as SUPERACCOUNTANT)
 (Well...if Raza weren't always pissin him off Kul might notice her. Lol)
 When you get your list together, do yell at me. I might not notice it otherwise. <.< >.>
 (Do we skip past RPing buying the weapons and such?)
 ((Believe me, Raza couldn't care less about Kul))
 (Hey. Super accountant. Will I have enough to get Fire Armor too?)
 (We're buying a Blackout, Serpent Sword, Triangle Hat, and Darkness Arrows.)
 (We're left with 35 gil each.)
 (Oi...)
 (Ok. Good enough)
 (That's enough for us to each buy a Tonic. Are we going to?)
 *KUlvier took up his new sword. Inspecting it and nodded. Sheathing it on his back and simply walking out of the store*
 (I have one as is)
 (Heck, we can buy exactly five!)
 (21 gil each with discount)
 (I say we buy them.)
 (...Hmmmm)
 ((Or, help the Black Caller out and get a Tincture :P))
 (I bought you a potion. Be happy woman. :P)
* EK|GM laughs again. He also really hopes this won't happen in the future... a Tier 8 weapon when you're at Tier 5 would be disastrous.
 (We all die when we run out HP. Only you die when you run out of MP. :P)
 (No, only you die. You take her hits half the ti,e yes?)
 (*time)
 (Bah.)
 (^_^)
 (So, five Tonics. Any arguments?)
 ((Go for it. Raza can only old 1 more item, though))
 (Blah...FINE!!! BE THAT WAY!)
 (Lol)
 (YAY for inventory limit!)
 (Let's see.)
 ((:P))
 (Guess I'll have to intimidate the Inn keeper. :D)
 (How many Tonics do you have, Raza?)
 (Unless Lial owns *that* too.)
 (The one I gave her)
 (Desil has 3 and Kul'Vier 1)
 ((3))
 (e_e Wow...so...I gave you a tonic you didn't really need?)
 (3 to Kul'Vier, 1 to Raza, 1 to Estrain. Now we all have 4.)
 (Cool)
 ((cool))
 *Kulvier looked at the set of tonics he now had and shrugged* ...Well...it's ammazing how quickly your money disappears on an adventure.
  Well, we're happy you've decided to let that money dissapear in our establishment! ...I guess.
 (Now we all have 0 gil...)
 (Geez, that was tidy. o.O)
 ( I can only save the world if I have some cash. Can ya spare a hole?  Shit.)
 ("Uh... We have nifty equipment. Is that good enough?")
 (( !roll Trade!))
 ...I could take it back. But...I have an alternate personal quest. Not all Dark Knights are evil...I need to prove it. *Kulvier shrugged and walked back out into the dusty streets. His nose again picking up scents of his race*
 (Kul- roll intim on GOD)
 (LOL!)
 ( 2.  OH NOES!)
* Raza puts on her new hat after tying her golden locks into a bun. "This is sooo cute. Thanks."
* Estrain grins as he locks his new boomerang into place. "This should come in handy."
 * Clerk watches Kul walk into the dust, wondering what that customer's deal was. He then realizes that *every* customer has a deal.
 * All who see raza's new hat/hair combo go "awwww". Jack explodes from over"awww"ing.
 *Kul glanced over his shoulder at the other two. He nodded, stowing his immediate thoughts. THough...they were clear on his depressed voice. "Can we leave now..."
* Raza looks at Estrain. "We have what, 5 more days to get to the Tip?"
* Estrain nods. "Yep."
 "We're making good time so far."
 "Good. Then Kul, hold your horses."
 "At this rate, we might get there a couple of days early... Assuming there's no more big incidents."
 (*omnious thunder in distance*)
 Kul glanced to his right, dirrectly as an Okami. "I...I'd rather not stay here... Please..." Kul was nervous. Even his posture looked...off.
 "Come on, Raza."
 *Jack rushes after everyone else. It doesn't look like he's bought anythign new...
* Raza takes Jack's hand and drags him along after Estrain. She notices Kul, but doesn't say anything.
 * Mitzu appears from a sidestreet, Alan in tow. They, too, look unchanged and unburdened, though the chocobo is a bit slower than before.
 *Jack is dragged along, perfectly happy with the hand situation and not so much with the keeping-up-with-Raza situation.
 Kul followed behind the others. His head tilted to hide his face. "...Why are we waiting here Raza?"
 (We're not. o.O)
 (He wants to book it..)
 (I noticed.)
* Raza looks at Kul. "What's wrong with you? Is not having anyone to bully making you upset?"
 * Mitzu looks around, hops on, uh,.. (pronoun) own 'bo, and drags Alan along. "We aren't so far behind as to have to leave immediately. We're really ahead of schedule..."
 "...YOu have no idea Raza..." HE started walking faster than then. It was perfectly clear that he wanted to be gone.
  "...What'zis problem?"
* Raza shrugs. "I'm not quite sure..." ((Empathy roll?))
 "...What's my problem? What's my problem? Ha...you wouldn't possibly understand..." He muttered lowly.
* Estrain raises an eyebrow, but doesn't look at him.
 * Jack just laughs. "You so sure 'bout that?"
 (If Raza succeeds, heh, look out.)
 (*raza casts Summon: Troi!)
 ((Bah, she's the worst empath I've ever seen))
 (Heh. Right near critical failure. :P)
 (Well, duh. She's kinda selfish for that. :P)
 Kul's eyes turned and locked on Jack's. "Boy...you have no idea why I want to leave, do you?"
 ("I sense... animosity, Captain!" "What tipped you off, the fact that we're under fire?")
 ((LOL :P))
 (LOL!!!!! I LIKE THAT LINE!!!!)
 (I miss ST:TNG...)
 (anyhow.)
  And you've no idea why we'd care, do you?
* Raza looks at Mitzu. "We care?"
 "Yes. I have no idea why anyone would even care about me. No one cares. No one ever does..." HIs eye twitched lightly.
  True.
  The hell they don't!
  But everyone cares for themselves.
  Why th' hell you think I'm in this business? Money, glory, fame, gals?
  And in caring for themselves...
 "Kul'Vier, you know, the fact that you go out of your way to scare the hell out of people might have something to do with their harsh feelings..."
  I wanted ta help people, an' by God I think ah have!
 Kulvier stopped. His fist clentching tightly. "And that's why I am what I am. No one cares. No one cared about how I felt. THey tried to force me to be something I was not. I found my acceptance in her rejectio..." HE stopped short of finishing and just continued walking.
  They begin to care for others, at least tangentially.
 ... Though that's only in the most ideal of situations.
 (/philosophy x 2)
* Raza taps Jack lightly. "You know, you're wasting your time with him."
* Estrain shrugs. "People are people, no matter what the situation is or where they are. Some people try not to get along with people, or act like they don't like people. Most of the time, they don't do so well."
 * Jack stops, halfway to going off again on some high-minded idea. He hangs in midair...
 "Have you Jack? ...Will they even remember your name in a month's time? Or will it simply be, 'that time that guy did something'." Kulvier growled softly. "Why are you are saying this stuff...Raza's right. You don't care about me. In fact, after we get to the Tip, i'm sure my services will no longer be required."
 "No, we'll remember you because you were a jerk. As opposed to remembering you because you were a genuinely pleasant person."
 "Well said Desil."
 * Mitzu chuckles softly.
 * Jack just doesn't like this situation at all...
 * And Alan is still sick, because there's plenty in the scene as is.
 "...I don't need your opinion mother. Errr..." Kul froze. The words slipped. He cursed in his native language and walked down an alley way to be alone.
* Estrain continued onwards calmly. If Kul'Vier remembered his duty and followed, that was fine with him. If he didn't, then he wasn't reliable enough to be worth keeping on the payroll.
* Raza wraps her arm around on of Jack's and begins walking again. "Some people just don't listen, Jack. Don't worry yourself about it."
 * Jack sighs.
 Kulvier growled in pain and igdination. Why did he let them get to him. He tore off his helment and threw it to the ground. He punched the wall next to him. Tears ran down his face. He was manipulated back then. He'd rebelled to become a Dark Knight to spite them...and her... He wanted to show them his power. But...power, he'd learned, could be tainted if not understood. He cursed colorfully and sat down.
 Jack gapes. Mitzu doesn't react...
 (That's off in an alleyway somewhere, EK. :P)
 (I don't think we see it, but we may hear some scattered curses)
* Raza frowns. "He doesn't have to ruin the equipment..."
 (Lol. He's loud enough to be heard cursing in pain.)
 (WEll...you would hear the thump of his fist)
 (whoops)
 * Mitzu still doesn't react, but Jack kinda worries.
 (Hey, EK. What time of day is it, in-game?)
 (Sunset?)
 (yeah)
* Estrain looks to the others. "Let's head towards the inn. And we'd be oblidged if you'd pay for us this time, Alan, Mitzu, and Jack. I believe we covered the tab last time..."
 Jack nods. "Uh, yeah... No problem, I guess."
 Kulvier touched his chest plate and shook his head. He never could sleep without recalling the night he left. ...The night he met that Dark Knight. He'd wanted to simply learn the path for power...but...not now.
* Raza pushes up closer to Jack.
 * Jack can't decide between a smile and a frown... the smile wins, though.
 (To the inn. And stuff.)
 ** Mitzu agrees.
 "We could save you some money and room together."
* Estrain gives her The Look.
 * Jack stutters, "I, uh, I think we can afford enough rooms... right, Mitzu?"
  "I dunno, Jack... It would save money, after all..."
 "..."
* Raza winks at Desil.
 Kulvier got up and slowly and groaned. He had an obligation to the group. He was hired by Raza's father. He grunted. He was still pissed though. He'd need to take it out on someone. Jack was too kind. Raza...she got it last time. Mitzu thought...perhaps. He scooped up her helment and started to follow the scents.
 (And of course, Kul'Vier is too smart to get pissy with Estrain. :P)
 (^_^)
 (He'd likely rip your head off right now.)
 (PC fight! PC fight!)
 (But on another note, it's 1 Am. Convinient time to ask: Shall we contoinue, or quit here?)
 ((I'll get the popcorn))
 ((Up to ya'll. I'm good either way))
 (*shrug* Personally, I'd like to get the inn scene at least partially resolved. Get in our rooms, etc)
 (So it puts the start of the next session when we wake up)
 (Okay, Kul/Gale?)
 Kul's nose led him right to the inn. His shadow loomed into the room. "...hmph..." He sat in a chair.
 (I'm good)
 "Done sulking, I see."
 "...Stuff it tart boy."
* Raza frowns. "You're such a baby."
 "I'm in pain..."
 "Take a tonic."
 "Well, geez, Kul'Vier. Pain is nature's way of saying 'don't do that, you idiot'. So you're obviously doing something wrong."
 * Jack enters the Inn, Raza on arm, giving the uber-angsty DK space.
 "......It wouldn't help. You wouldn't unstand. You're too pampered to understand a tough life."
 "Find out what is and work on it. I can't solve your problems for you."
 "Do you Okami age slower than we humans or something? You sound awfully like a teenager..."
 "We do. But, I've also experienced far more than you. You haven't ever had a hard days work befor now Raza. Do not vex me right now..." (intim)
* Estrain ignores it. "Bullshit. Look. Get over yourself already. I'm getting sick of you moaning about how difficult your life has been."
 Kulvier shot up outta the chair and crossed the floor. He took a swing at Estrain's face.
* Estrain jumped backwards. "Watch it..."
 (Intim did go through. And now you pissed him off on top of it. I think you just threw yourself off guard Estrain.)
 "Don't. I'm willing to let that slide. You got angry. You did something in the heat of a moment."
 "Don't make that something intentional."
 "NO. You had to go and piss me off. How dare you speak about something you know nothing about. Did you suffer my life? Did you bear what I have.? Do you understand why I suffer? Why no one cares? NO? THen you just pissed off the wrong Okami..." It was clear that the nagging and prodding went a tad to far this time.
* Estrain just suddenly grins. "Glad to see you expressing something that isn't moping, Kul. I was beginning to worry about you."
 "Worry about yourself..." Kul raised his leg into a snap kick at Estrain.
 (Ok...what are the rolls and codes for unarmed combat?
 (unarmed?)
 (Can you say, 'bar fight'? I know you could. :P)
 (STR+1d6)
 (Hmm... Just roll your Attack%.
 (Roll = standard AGI, I thought.0
 (Typically, you use Brawl)
 (He doesn't have that)
 (I'm not gonna kill an ally. Kul has sense. But he's going to use a live weapon. He's mad, not stupid)
 (So it's just neater to use Attack%)
 (he's not going to use a live weapon*)
 (So...what roll is that? 
 (d100?)
 (Yeah)
 (yeah.)
 (Standard attack roll)
 (Any skill ever in the FFRPG is 1d100)
 (right)
 (Roll =39)
 (That's a hit)
 (My str is 10, right?)
 (Yes)
 (*laughs again.)
 (10+6=16 OUCH!!!)
 * Jack and raza, presumably, just watch and hope they don't kill each other.
* Estrain is knocked off his feet, caught off guard. He growls. "Last straw."
 (O_O I think Est pissed off the wrong person tonight.
 (Bad move. Because, you see, you're fighting someone with a non-lethal weapon as his primary. :))
 * Mitzu seriously contemplates kicking everyone's ass... But they need to do this.
* Estrain snaps out his boomerangs.
 * Everyone gapes a bit. Oh, geebus, it's on.
* Raza pulls Jack out of the way. "This is gonna get nasty. Can you get me something to drink?"
* Estrain throws, and both boomerangs hit solidly.
* Estrain catches them. "Stop this. It's pointless."
  A... drink? If you've got a plan, then okay...
 Kul growls. "Be a fuckin man and fight with you fists. Not with toys!"
 * Jack dashes over to the bar, asks for a drink - something cheap but, y'know, drinkable, and rushes back to Raza. "Uh, here."
 "You started this, Kul'Vier."
 "Dueling dictates I choose the weapon."
* Raza takes the drink and sips it. "Thank you. I was thirsty. Who do you think is gonna win?"
 * Jack just stares.
  Estrain, assuming the Okami doesn't do anything... interesting.
* Raza notices he's staring, and not in the sexy "I want to you" kinda way. "Fine, fine." She turns to the brawlers. "You all have about twelve seconds before I Call shiva."
* Estrain gives her a look. "At least have the decency to Call on him. I just defended myself."
 *Kul tipped up his helment and hurled forward. His sword drawn, in a single swing he swiped at Estrain.
 * Jack continues to stare, not so much now at Raza as at the two men fighting it out full-force.
 (^^)
* Raza looks at Jack and Mitzu. "It might get chilly." As she begins muttering ancient words, the temperature drops.
* Estrain DIVES for the door, all other business forgotten.
 * Jack is very, very much staring at Raza now. He doesn't dive.
 * Mitzu steps out of the room for a moment.
 "GOD DAMN IT, RAZA, YOU'RE GOING TO HIT INNOCENT PEOPL!"
 (*people)
 (Raza, not gonna roll damage with the boys?
 (Hey, I don't take damage. >.>)
 ((Flavor text first :P))
 (I ran away.)
 Kul grinned and felt his blade hit Est. "You cheated. You must suffer.
 (Damn, does my plea about innocent victims not work?)
 (Unfortunately you do. As point of turn's action must follow through. :P)
 (...Y'all are about to start rolling Init, aren't you?)
 (Hey, I'd attack, but I'm RUNNING FOR MY LIFE)
 (...God, we're never getting invited back to this inn ever again)
 (...We're never getting invited back in the CITY ever again...)
 (Heh. Kul's just venting. He dealt you a heavy blow for the 'rang to the noggin.)
 (Nope...I guess we're not getting invited back)
 (Not from you, idiot. :P)
 (The huge honking Ice Queen)
 (Actually Est, you did, as my action follows through befor you action.)
 A cold wind picks up, whipping frozen crystals of water onto the battlefield that quickly form into the beautiful queen of ice, Shiva. With a wave of her hands, the heat in the air is pushed aside to make room for a cold snowy blast.
 (Nah. Time's kind of wrong)
 (You attack, you hit, Raza starts to Call, I run like hell)
 (Thus, you are KOed, I am miracously spared. :P)
 (Yup. I hiot for 20 damage befor you ran)
 (*nod* Yes, we're not arguing that...)
 (And then Shiva OKHOs you.)
 I'm not KOed until I see that damage Shiva dealt. Lol)
 (I think everyone's who's an FF fan's had it with the Angst routine, Kul.)
 (48 damage.)
 (Beyond that... Is 57 renough?)
 (That's 7 above your current
 "Good fight. Good night."
 Kul's vision blurs as a mind-numbing amount of pain tears through him. He turns for a brief second, staring right into the eyes of Shiva, befor collapsing backwards>
 "Raza? I'm going to kill you."
 * Mitzu steps back into the room, looking at Kul's frozen-solid form... and a shivering, nearly wasted Jack.
* Estrain limps back into the doorway, having only caught the fringes of the blast.
 "Very, very painfully."
 (1 HP.)
* Raza looks at Estrain. "I saved your life, you jerk."
 (Party In-FIghting... FUN!)
 (Aye!)
 "I could have subdued him eventually. But that? That could have KILLED me. Even he wouldn't have been stupid enough for that!"
 "Do you have a bit of sense that that microscopic brain of yours?"
 "I suppose I could've just used a Sleep spell...."
 (*in that)
 "Yes, that would have been nice."
 Kul's eyes were rolled back in his head. JAck could see no air was coming out of Kul's mouth.
 * Jack slowly, painfully nods.
 "Speaking of nice..." He slumps. "A nap would be nice..."
* Estrain collapses.
 * Jack just sorta tilts onto the floor...
* Raza looks at the Gambler. "I'm not dragging you to your room. I just want you to know that."
 ((So, how much XP does Raza get? :P))
 (HA HA HA HA!!!! Kull woulda pulled his blade on a 'kill blow' Lol. I honestly think Est woulda lost)
* Estrain doesn't move or respond. He's pretty clearly conked out.
 * Mitzu sighs... "Dammit... I suppose I have to carry him, then."
 (Dual-wielding. I do more damage. :P)
 (Although you did have Poison, it wouldn't have done much.)
 (Maybe. But I have the stats to circumnavigate that factor.)
 (Two words. Dark Strike.)
 (Darkside, you mean?)
 (Yeah... x_x)
 (A, that'd kill you after I hit you again.)
 (So I'd be knocked out, but you would too.)
 (Thus, we both lose.)
 (At your current HP, I'd have possibly 'killed' you on the next hit.)
 (You're ALL acting like children with dangerous toys.
 (But I attacked next. :P)
 (Yep. It's fun. :))
 (Observers don't talk. :P)
 (LOL! j/k)
 (I haven't done anything in the past, what, hour? And this is the best session yet.)
 (^_^ We're all big kids here.)
 (Alright, anything else to do?)
 (Frankly, I need sleep.)
 (Sure mr. Hackneyed- Angsty DK)
 (top of my head, no.)
 (THat's cause I really pulled out the Dark Knight attitude)
 (THe victory is mine!!! Two hits to one! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
 (Bah. It was my turn. :P)
 ((Umm, I K.O.ed you :P))
 (You don't count. You're a fight ganker. :P)
 (Because we never targeted you. :P)
 (THat's like classic kill stealin.)
 * Mitzu drags Desil and Kul upstairs, then, since Raza won't. Heavy bastards.
 (Kul'Vier could OKHO you with Darkside, you know.)
 (I believe so, anyway)
 (I could. BUT!!!! he's payed to protect her, not skin her alive.)
 (I now dub thee Squal'vier)
 (Well, yeah. But we didn't pay you to angst, either.)
 ((I had already commited to  Shiva when I remembered I could've just put ya'll to Sleep))
 (Squal? EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! *Rubs arms* ...Feel....dirty....)
 (You should, you angst-whore.)
 (Yeah, it was a bit over the top at times)
 ( I like Gafgarion from FFT)
 (Gafgarion's awesome.)
 (Who isn't angsty at all.)
 (Indeed. But it was okay, if only for this once.)
 ((I agree. Though in this game, I guess it's okay to exaggerate the characters a bit))
 (BRING OUT THE MAILMOOGLE!)
 (Eh. I was lookin to pique interrest in Kul's past.)
 (Or did Shiva OKHO him?)
 (LOL)
 She wouldn't have if I was at full health.
 ((Combat's over. he's awake w/ 1 HP :P))
 (Oh, right.)
 (No, the Mailmoogle. :P)
 (He'd have turned around and OWNED you)
 (What do you get for defeating the Mailmoogle?)
 * Mailmoogle, who was I: Ice somehow, wanders into the room.
 "...Ku... po?"
 Kul: ...Me-dic...
 ((Well if you weren't occupied, I would've put you to Sleep first, THEN Called Shiva :P))
* Estrain is being dragged up the stairs.
 * The moogle shakes it off, sets up the Save Point, and puts in the PS2 memory card.
* Raza tries to give Jack mouth to mouth.
 (Mory, that's if your horrible rolling lets you. Lol)
 ((In combat, my rolling's just fine thank you :P))
 (*is suprised Raza didn't just drag jack to her room for, uh, intensive care.)
 (Yeah yeah...)
 (Don't give her ideas.)
 *Jack awakes with one HP and a caller on his face.
 ((Puh-lease. Raza is cuh-lassy))
 (I like Estrain, because he's the only relatively SANE one in the group.)
 (I try.)
 ((Let's see how long that lasts))
 (Besides the moogle, who just stays out of the way.... which is extra-sane.)
 (Kul's sane. He's just facing demons of the past.)
 (Introduce.... Cthulu! EVERYONE GOES MAD!)
 (No, he's angsty. :P Adversity brings out the worst in a person)
 (....ok...so Kul is unstable at best...)
 (Anyway. Sleep. I'm starting to get headaches...)
* Estrain has quit IRC (Quit: )
 ...Uhhh...I can't see straight...
 Vision's blurring. Lol.
 s'okay.
 * Mailmoogle goes and saves anyhow, barring major objections.
 Ha ha ha! No it's not. I got a wedding to go to tomorrow. :D
 if you ever need to just OMG LEAVE! then OMG LEAVE.
* Raza is now known as Moryssa
* Kulvier is now known as Ryan
 That was fun guys. So, 7 next week, or what?
 Cool.
 7 next week sounds bangin.
 Aye, I'll try for 7. If I can't, I'll try to let you know.
 Maybe we can get some XP battles.
* EK|GM is now known as ElementalKnight
 Indeed.
 >.>
 Anyhow, night all.
 Cool Biscuits
 Also, AWESOME SESSION!
 g'night
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 LOL!!! Well...that's one Inn with a blood stain
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* Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Sep 18 18:17:29 2004

Session Start: Sat Feb 19 19:54:04 2005
Session Ident: #terranotos
* Now talking in #terranotos
* Topic is 'Terranotos Campaign: http://www.geocities.com/elemental_knight1/terranotos/ | Current Status: THERE! | Next Game: Sunday, 20th February, 7 PM EST. Be prepared for a big fight.'
* Set by ElementalKnight on Sun Feb 13 21:36:10
 * The ground rumbles ever so slightly. The mailmoogle looks around, holding his drink carefully in one hand and the player's guiide in the other.
 "There can't BE an opening if there's no one alive after that thign gets here!"
* Raza frowns but makes her way over to the side of the stage. "Psst. Eric!" She whisper-yells.
 * The ground rumbles a bit more. The mailmoogle floats off of Kul's head.
 * Eric stops his speech and turns around. "Y-yes, ma'am?" The crowd is awhisperas to what the heck's going on.
 "Come on, Kul!"
 * Kul on zombie-mode obidiently follows.
* Estrain and Kul dash off in the source of the rumbling, moving around the crowd.
 * The crowd obliges tentatively.
 "You've gotta stall until I get back. Lial business." Without another word she dashes to her bow and then heads off after Kul and Estrain.
 As Estrain runs, he snaps off his boomerangs and checks their edges. He gives them a look-over, and continues running.
 * In the streets beyond the crowd, a large, difficult-to-describe legged box walks down the road. It seems to know where it's going.
 "Well, I guess they're going to get a show of Lial goods sooner than they thought."
  W-well, alright then. *turns to the microphone* "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd appreciate it if you could continue to watch. You are about to see something most..." *sees the monstrosity* "...Amazing thing in your lives."
 * Jack, meanwhile, has run off in some other direction - hard to tell which - presumably with his own thing to do...
 * The metal beast strides along, happily stomping carts and wagons left on the street. It stops when it sees Raza and Desil standing before it.
 "Surprise."
 "No party crashing today."
 "Good thing we did some shopping last night..."
  That would depend on whose party you mean. My party seems to be coming along fine!
 *smash*
 * For a smashing monstrosity, its not that intimidating in its smashing. WHoever controls it is new at this whole scare-people-by-being-big business.
* Estrain swings his boomerangs along and throws them at the machine.
 * BEGIN BATTLE! (I wish I had the Init Tracker working... Grr!)
 !roll 1d10
 EK|GM - 1d10: 8 ( Total: 8 )
 (Do I act in the preemptive round? >.>)
 (Hm.)
 !roll 1d2
 EK|GM - 1d2: 2 ( Total: 2 )
 (Sure, what the hey.)
 Machine @ 12, Desil @...?
 (I'd guess I'm the only one going in that round, then?)
 ((Yay, pre-emptive round!!))
 *nod*
 (EK, want me to use mine?)
 (Sure, you have it?)
 (Yep)
 (because that'd be awesome!)
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 55, 12 ( Total: 67 )
 (kick it this way, then)
 2x Hit!
 !roll 2#d6+30
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 Estrain - 2#d6+30(1): 2 ( Total: 32 )
 Estrain - 2#d6+30(2): 1 ( Total: 31 )
 Estrain - Total: 63
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 89, 4 ( Total: 93 )
 (Just get me speeds)
 (8 Speed here)
 ((6))
 (Boss has SPD 4)
 (And if it's not immune to Blind, it is blinded.)
 (*blink* That'd do it, yeah.)
 Battle order: Estrain:8 Raza:6 Boss:4
 Up
 WHoops
 Battle order: Estrain:16 Raza:11 Boss:7
 There we go
 * The machine stumbles around a bit, aparently having lost its view. It nearly crashes into a house before righting itself.
 And that'll be Round 1's Init.
 "Let's rock it's socks."
 Bit thanks to 0Tk for kicking ass!
 *Big.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 27, 75 ( Total: 102 )
 Hit x 2!
 !roll 2#d6+30
 Estrain - 2#d6+30(1): 6 ( Total: 36 )
 Estrain - 2#d6+30(2): 2 ( Total: 32 )
 Estrain - Total: 68
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 49, 19 ( Total: 68 )
 (And it's re-Blinded.)
 ...
 (Shoulda made it I:Blind...)
 Raza's up.
 (Heh.)
 The machine continues to stumble, the boomerangs going *ting!*
 (Yeah... it's a MACHINE)
 (Well, someone's *in* it.)
* Raza pulls a Fish Scale from her purse. "Let's see if this bad boy rusts." Focusing her magic through it, she breaks it, unleashing a torrent of water at the beast.
 (So... you damaged its optics?)
 (...yes.)
 (Besides, a wizard did it.)
 (damage? Fish Scale is auto-hit, mind...)
 ((any weakness?))
 (To water? Nope.)
 !roll 2d8+80
 Raza - 2d8+80: 6, 5 ( Total: 91 )
 * The machine finally gets itself stabilized, standing tall and looking slightly mad, for scrap metal.
 It's also got a very clean foot now.
 From its back, a large cannon points almost straight up... and fires.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 75 ( Total: 75 )
 hits...
 !roll 1d12+15
 EK|GM - 1d12+15: 5 ( Total: 20 )
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 65 ( Total: 65 )
 It damages everone for 20,ARM damage.
 No statii.
 New round, if you please!
 "Ow!"
 Battle order: Estrain:17 Raza:14 Boss:12
 (2 damage. Wow. >.>)
 (Well, the status was supposed to help.)
 ((it hit me for 4 :())
 (Bah... Shoulda pumped its damage a bit. Ah well!)
 (I've no problems with ret-cons, you know)
 (It's good. Go ahead; that attack is supposed to be weak anyhow.)
 (time washes back over you, hurting more.)
 (If, say, Blind's going to unbalance it, hell, give it I: Blind. *shrug*)
 (I don't htink it will.)
 (>.>)
 (*is cahnging its sheet anyhow, in other ways. That last attack isn't affected. And it's still Desil's turn...)
 (Ah, sorry)
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 93, 62 ( Total: 155 )
 1x hit.
 !roll d6+30
 Estrain - d6+30: 4 ( Total: 34 )
 !roll 1d100
 Estrain - 1d100: 51 ( Total: 51 )
 It twinges a little bit, and readjusts itself.
 Raza!
* Raza releases another watery cannon through a Fish Scale.
 !roll 2d8+80
 Raza - 2d8+80: 3, 7 ( Total: 90 )
* Estrain grabs the boomerangs as they return, looking carefully for anything that might be vulnerable. "This might be a long fight..."
 (Fish scales pwn...)
* MorallyChallengedGM is now known as Serigo
 (8wave*)
 The machine looks at Raza, lifts a foot, and brings it down.
 !roll 1d12+36
 EK|GM - 1d12+36: 11 ( Total: 47 )
 41 damage.
 (I heart Piercing.)
 (Nice.)
* Raza is flattened...
 * The machine pcks its foot up and scrapes Raza off from underneath it.
 (Might be time to pull out one of the meatshields.)
 "Raza! Are you alright?"
 (init?)
 (please.)
 Battle order: Estrain:18 Raza:12 Boss:7
 "Not..really..."
* Estrain glares at the machine. "Alright, let's try this again."
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 5, 62 ( Total: 67 )
 Crit and a Hit!
 OMGOMGOMG.
 !roll d6+30,200%
 Estrain - d6+30,200%: 4 ( Total: 68.0 )
 !roll d6+30
 Estrain - d6+30: 2 ( Total: 32 )
 * The machine wobbles backwards, one of the boomerangs cutting open some vital tube. It spills a bit of oil before catching itself, one leg accidentially knocking over a chimnety.
 Raza's turn, if she can pick herself up...
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 90, 35 ( Total: 125 )
 (It's not re-Blinded.
 and no more blind. It's wearing off, slowly but surely.
 "Lalshmi!"
 As Raza reaches out with her power, something in her mind snaps. "Oh!" A beautiful light and the sense of peace appear and take form in a beautiful woman wrapped in flowing blue robes of shear silk.
 (LOL. LOLshmi)
* Raza is now known as Lakshmi
 * The machine blinks, if such a thing can do so.
* Estrain blinks as well. "Raza?" ~Since when could she actually Summon?~
 "Shhh, we'll handle this," she says kindly to Raza. She walks over to the young woman and hugs her gently. A warm light washes over both of them.
 Warm Embrace
 !roll d10+40
 Lakshmi - d10+40: 5 ( Total: 45 )
 (So, you Summon, and it can act immediately? Never paid much attention to the summoner job... >.>)
 ((Yep))
 (Exactly to full. Whoa)
 (I should give that a whirl sometime.)
 * The machine's loudspeaker clears its throat, saying, "Well, that's unexpected. But I can fix that!"
 ((Also, status effects don't affect the Summon, but affect the Summoner once the Summon's dismissed))
 * The machine's... mouth, you could say, opens wide as a small barrel sticks out. It glows a bright-red before a tounge of flame whips out to smack the silky Summoner.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
 (I think that's a hit. >.>0
 !roll 2d8+48
 EK|GM - 2d8+48: 3, 5 ( Total: 56 )
 sans MARM.
* Lakshmi stands in front of Raza and taakes the blast. "Ahh!"
 ((-a))
 * THe machine's loudspeakers click once again. "Much better. I'd say that I love the smell of bacon in the morning, but it's a bit stuffy in here and I can't smell a thing anyways..."
 (new init, if you please?)
 Battle order: Estrain:17 Raza:9 Boss:6
 (danke schoen)
* Serigo is now known as Ladis
 (Damn, I'm just a speed demon this time)
* Lakshmi looks at Estrain, rubbing her arm to soothe the pain. "I don't like that thing at all."
 (Did someone give me Agility Up when I wasn't looking?)
 (To be fair, the Boss has a SPD of *4*.)
 (Yeah, but I'm consistantly rolling 8-10s.)
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 52, 93 ( Total: 145 )
 (Oh, random news: The New Guy I was talking about might pop in soon. ^_^)
 !roll 1d6+30
 Estrain - 1d6+30: 6 ( Total: 36 )
 Hit/miss!
 !roll 1d100
 Estrain - 1d100: 87 ( Total: 87 )
 The mechanical beast continues to totter around, shakign its head...
 Lakshmi's up!
* Lakshmi 's robes form into a whip, which she uses to strike at the beast.
 !roll d100
 Lakshmi - d100: 11 ( Total: 11 )
 Nice...
 !roll d8+14
 Lakshmi - d8+14: 4 ( Total: 18 )
 (Heh. Lakshmi probably can't break ARM. :P)
 It does exactly one damage, even without the Rule of One.
 Very nice!
 * The machine's foot is now washed *an* scrubbed.
 ((I was banking on a Crit :P But it's a waste of MP to Heal either of them at the moment))
 (you almost got that Crit, too..)
 (Switch back to Raza, then)
 ((I will))
 (When's next Init)
 (Better damage, and you can Dismiss and Attack the same turn, I think)
 * The machine laughs a little. "Oh, this is too much fun..."
 "I agree, especially since we're winning."
 * The machine's foot comes down on Desil this time.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 59 ( Total: 59 )
 ..and barely misses.
 But now Blind is gone, and there's a new round coming on... WIth a new face, I believe.
* Estrain jumps back, swinging his boomerangs around for a throw. "Come on. Let's finish this."
 (new init, with Ladis, please? And feel free to make your enterance now. >.>)
 "ABBERATION! PLAGUE OF THE EARTH!"
 (Ladis appears, his eyes glowing green.)
 "What the hell?"
 * The machine turns its head. "What was that now?"
 "Devil's machine... you rape the land!"
 Battle order: Estrain:16 Boss:11 Raza:9 Ladis:8
 "You are built of the earth's bone for destruction!"
* Lakshmi and Raza turn their heads in unison looking at the new person. The Celestai smiles absently.
 "From the earth you came... to it return..."
 (hey... he got to join... I never new new people could
  Yes, well, I can say the same for you, can't I? Dust to dust and all.
 (Oh dear.)
 "So you speak..."
* Lakshmi raises a hand. "That's not true for all of us."
 "A facade of life..."
 * The machine turns to Lakshmi. "You're not helping."
 (Damn, I still haven't gotten a roll below 8 yet. o.O)
 (Highwind: I'm saving the 1s.)
 (No, for lakshmi it's more like "fairy dust to fairy dust"
 "She doesn't intend to. She works with us, remember?"
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 83, 77 ( Total: 160 )
 (Argh)
  Yes, well- *ting tang!* Quit that!
 (and since when did Raza get Summons? I thought she was a White Caller.)
 (Black caller. And suinec Summoner went alpha again...)
 (Ah.
 (*since)
 !roll 2#1d6+30
 Estrain - 2#1d6+30(1): 6 ( Total: 36 )
 ((What he said :)))
 Estrain - 2#1d6+30(2): 6 ( Total: 36 )
 (I'm assuming two hits.)
 Estrain - Total: 72
 One hit.
 (Wadawada bingbang)
 (Alright, then)
 !roll 1d100
 Estrain - 1d100: 23 ( Total: 23 )
 (And re-Blinded. I love my Blackouts.)
 (Blackouts are a bitch)
  Stop messing with the visual feeds!
 "Friends... have it any immunities?"
 * It sticks the cannon out again, aimed in Desil's general direction.
 (boss, then Raza. For once. Whee!)
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 17 ( Total: 17 )
 !roll 2d8+48
 Raza shakes her head. "Besides the obvious poison, I don't think so."
 EK|GM - 2d8+48: 2, 3 ( Total: 53 )
 "We haven't hit it with anything elemental, no!"
 sans MARm to Desil. Also, some pepperll make him smell niiiiice.
* Estrain is knocked off his feet, and he gets back up, glaring. "Cheap shot."
 Now Raza/Lakshmi's up.
* Lakshmi rushes over to Desil giving him a Warm Embrace to soothe his wounds.
 Awwww.
 "Hm. Then Poison's no good..."
* Ladis smiles, a bit oddly.
 "Tell me, abberation... do you like music...?"
 (YAY BARD!)
 "Thanks," Estrain says, nodding to Lakshmi.
 "No."
 (No)
 * The machine notes the bright light from the embrace, and then turns its head to Ladis. "Well, I like progressive soul, really, and-"
 (Healing?)
 "Anytime."
 !roll d10+40
 (I have no idea how much that actually healed.)
 Lakshmi - d10+40: 1 ( Total: 41 )
 ((Sorry))
 (Enough. :P back to max)
 (Instruments are MARM based, right? Or ARM based?0
 *)
 (Marm.)
 (poo.)
 (ROCK HIS FRAME, Ladis!)
 (My turn?)
 * The instrument's harmonics make something small and glassy break somewhere. "Graaagh!"
 Heh, yeah.
 >.>
* Ladis rings his bell.
 "This is known as the dirge of the dreamless..."
 (Uh, dice command?)
 !roll xdx
 Error: Use a spellchecker and try again. -  'xdx'
 !roll 1d2
 EK|GM - 1d2: 1 ( Total: 1 )
 (!roll xd+whateverdamage)
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 54 ( Total: 54 )
 (well, to-hit first. 1d100.)
 (hit!)
 !roll 1d8+26
 Ladis - 1d8+26: 1 ( Total: 27 )
 (xdy+whateverdamage. Whatever. :P)
 (For sleep?)
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 40 ( Total: 40 )
 "Can you stop the weird poetry and just fight the stupid thing!"
 "Indeed."
 * NOW the machines breaks something thanks to the magic of harmonics.
 "That was to you, bell man."
* Ladis sends a shockwave of sonic energy at the machine.
 New init! *smacks the God Machine-like button*
 ((Lakshmi's at 3 now, I believe))
 "I knew that. Forgive me for my... diversion."
 *nod*
* Morgan has joined #terranotos
 (... my tracker closed down. Spds?)
 (Uh, howdy.)
 (machine: 4.)
 ((6))
 (8)
 (6)
 (I'm saddened. It probably won't me the lucridiously high speed any more. :()
 (*give me)
 (I'm okay with that, Flash.)
* Ladis notices the summoned Lakshmi.
 Battle order: Lakshmi:13 Estrain:10 MeanMachine:10 Ladis:7
 "What's this?"
 (MeanMachine: Made by Dr. Robotnik, Inc. Copyright 2005.)
 "Leaving," she winks at Ladis. The Celestai looks at Raza. "I've done all I can hear for now. But you know how to reach me."
* Estrain comes off of the adrenaline rush and slows down some. He preps another boomerang attack.
 (also, rampant helaing certainly does keep you all going far better than I thought it might...)
* Lakshmi disappears in a flash of light.
 "A summoned one?"
* Lakshmi is now known as Raza
* Cala has joined #terranotos
 "Yeah, but there's more where that came from!"
 (seem to be drawing a crowd.)
 "Yep."
 "The old man spoke of such things, but never did I truly think they existed."
 ((Yay us!!))
 "Ifrit! Show us your stff!!"
 ((stuff))
 "...what is this...?"
 (BRB, bathroom + h2o. Stupid physical body.)
 I blazing pyre of fire appears before Raza and from the blaze a red beast appears. He lets out a powerful roar!
 ((okily-dokily))
* Raza is now known as Summoned_Ifrit
* Cala has left #terranotos
 "Holy lord who watches all..."
* Ladis 's jaw drops.
* Summoned_Ifrit looks at Desil. "Who's the kid?" he asks in a gruff voice.
 "Shut up and fight, bell man. Please."
 "Heck if I know.
 "Apparently the machine offends his religion or something."
 "L...Ladis."
* Morgan has left #terranotos
 Looking at Ladis and his bell he smirks. As much as a beast-faced man can smirk. "Who do you think you are? Siren?"
 (GLEE!)
 (Tell me when init)
 "I am a Geomancer, good sir. And I have not heard of this Siren... is she a Geomancer too?"
 (back)
 (LO)
  You people are confusing. If I didn't squash you, someone else would just out of annoyance...
* Summoned_Ifrit rolls his eyes as Raza stifles a laugh. He points at the robot and then looks at Raza. "This the thing?"
 "Nevermind..."
 The beast-man creates an orb of fire in his hand and tosses it at the machine. "Shut up, tin can!"
 Meteor Strike!
 !roll d10+40,125%
 Summoned_Ifrit - d10+40,125%: 10 ( Total: 62.5 )
 (Fire-element, right/)
 *?)
 ((yeah))
 "Lava Ball?!"
 "Meteor Strike."
 (STFU, n00b)
 The machien rocks back from the blast, but it doesn't melt or stumble.
 (is what Ifrit would say if he were leet)
* Ladis blinks.
 Estrain's up!
 Because i'm like bob Barker. In the event of a tie, the player wins.
 (He's a Geomancer. He has no clue.)
 ((Hehe))
* Estrain flips his boomerangs and throws again, aiming for where the fire orb struck.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 100, 89 ( Total: 189 )
 *blink*
 ((ick))
 (-.-)
 One boomerang misses, and the other one smacks Desil in the face.
 Roll damage against yourself, please.
 Consider this your jinx.
 (...)
 (^_^)
 !roll 1d6+30
 Estrain - 1d6+30: 6 ( Total: 36 )
 (8laughs*)
 !roll 1d100
 Estrain - 1d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
* Summoned_Ifrit and Raza sweatdrop.
 *whirlwhirlwhirlmisswhirlwhirlwhirlSMACK!*
 (aw, damn.)
 "I pray that wasn't intentional."
  I do.
 "SOMETHING DIES NOW."
* Ladis sweatdrops.
  Yes, you.
 * The machien gets to stompin' again.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 21 ( Total: 21 )
 !roll 1d12+36
 EK|GM - 1d12+36: 5 ( Total: 41 )
 sans half your ARM, of course.
 (Me?)
 * The machine smashes Desil into the pavement, against scraping the combatant off on the curb.
 *Desil
 (24/74)
 (Ouch. Whee, though.)
 (Ladis' turn.)
 "Once that thing is gone," Estrain says, very calmly, "I am going to take you out of there."
 "And then I am going to kill you."
 "Very slowly."
  I'm quite sure of that, yes. You have to stand up first, though.
* Ladis rushes over to Estrain, and gives him a Potion.
 "Preferably in the most painful way I can think of."
 (Estrain channeling Kulvier?)
 "Fire will be involved."
 ((Maybe I let Lakshmi go too soon))
 (someone has to.)
 "Thanks."
 "No problem."
 "Focus on him. Let your anger become your power."
 * The machien stepso n the New Initiative god-machien button. Beepboopbeepboop...
* Ladis turns back to the robot.
 "Yeah, yeah. More killing less inspiration."
 Battle order: Estrain:17 S Ladis:13 MeanMachine:7
 ...
 Battle order: Estrain:17 S Ifrit:16 Ladis:13 MeanMachine:7
  I agree, for once. I'm quite inspired already, what with how squishy you all are.
 ...good enough. The S confuses me.
 (Summoned Ifrit)
 Aaah.
 crazy spaces.
 Battle order: Estrain:17 S_Ifrit:16 Ladis:13 MeanMachine:7
 Raza looks at the machine. "What I wanna know is what you have against the Lial Company."
 (Okay)
  It's nothing personal, really. Just profits.
  Altercation Inc can't turn a profit if you've all got a five-month head start and whatnot.
* Estrain is once again channeling that adrenaline. His boomerangs whirl, and he throws them again, aiming for the machine's legs.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 30, 100 ( Total: 130 )
 (....)
 (...)
 Hit, face.)
 Raza rolls her eyes. "You guys are truly dispicable."
 I *heart* botches.
 !roll 1d6+30
 Estrain - 1d6+30: 6 ( Total: 36 )
 !roll 1d100
 Estrain - 1d100: 16 ( Total: 16 )
 *laughs* ah...
* Estrain manages to catch the second inches before his face. (I thought the self-hit botch was the Jinx.)
 (Point.)
 Ifrit's turn!
 "DEATH TO THE ABMONINATION!"
  *ow*. Stop yelling.
 "Wouldn't it be smarter to make sure you can WIN before you start telling us the names of your bosses?"
* Summoned_Ifrit again creates a ball of fire and chucks it at the machine. "What bell-boy said!"
 !roll d10+40,125%
 Summoned_Ifrit - d10+40,125%: 6 ( Total: 57.5 )
  I'm quite sure I can win, in fact. But it's not reallyt tha- Hm. Now would be the time for me to shut up, I believe.
* Kulvier has joined #terranotos
 (You got me Monologging!)
 (Yay, Dark Kitty!)
 (It's better than nothing, eh?)
 (Yo.)
 (Whoo!)
 ((Woohoo! Raza's a Summoner now! And Ifrit's on the field!!!))
 (niec timing, BTW. Jump into the boss battle when you feel like it.)
 (Here comes the calvary!)
 (Big, imposing mechanical beast of smashity.)
 (Oh, that's good times for Kul.)
 (Ok, gimme a sum up.)
 (What's your SPD, Kul?)
 ((I'll send you your character sheet))
 (EH????? IF????)
 ((5))
 IFRIT, YOU DIE!!!! >_<
 (Big machine comes at the Lial Emporium, Desil and Raza halt it in the street, and Ladis, some crazy GTemoancer, shows up to piss just about everyone off.
 (*GASP!* Someone more pissy than Kul????)
 (Noyt pissy, just annoying and loud.)
 (Speaking of whom, it's Ladis' turn.)
 ((yeah!))
 *Glares at the geomancer* We shall see. Mush to learn have you.
 (Psychotic.)
 ((Sent))
 (How'd you send it to me?)
 ((E-mail))
* Ladis rings the bell again, directing the sonic blast at the machine...
 (I'm assuming Summoned is Mory, eh?)
 ((Did you factor in damage?))
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 53 ( Total: 53 )
 Hit.
 (.....)
 !roll 1d8+26
 Ladis - 1d8+26: 1 ( Total: 27 )
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 20 ( Total: 20 )
 (w00t)
 (Sleepy)
 ((EK, did you factor in the damage from Meteor Strike?))
 (...unless...)
 (Yes.)
 (Meteor? o.O)
 ((k))
 (Ifrit's attack)
 (GREAT CHRIST!!! 10,486 spam mail!!!)
 * The machine stumbles over, and falls against a house, half-rightside-up. The loudspeaker lets loose static.
 ...
 I think that'd mean that Jesus *wasn't* in your InBox.
 (Yeah, I don't think Jesus had much to do with THAT)
 * The mailmoogle floats from atop Kul's head, hands ZeroTk a dollar, and tells him to hit the Init Machine.
 (Actually, there are Methodist e-mails.)
 Battle order: KulKitty:14 Estrain:12 MeanMachine:11 S_Ifrit:8 Ladis:8
 (methodists care about the size of your package? Awesome.)
 "Huh... it worked."
 ((Kul, use Darkside. Don't physically attack cuz it'll wake him up))
 (Surprisingly, yes. "For $20, Jesus will bless you with HUGE size!")
 (I KNEW prayers didn't work!)
 (Hey, will Elemental Reels wake up someone asleep?)
 (Wasn't planning to Raza. :P I rather LIKE using my shadow arts.)
 (Kul...kitty?)
 (Yes. KulKitty. Because I am the InitMaster)
 (...Kul's Okami, but I'm cool with it.)
 (... I thought he was Ronso!)
 Kul snapped outta his hazed. His eyes sharpened on the machine. "WEll...this is gonna suck for you..."
 (Aren't Okami WOLF-LIKE!!!)
 (Yes they are!)
 (*laughs*)
 roll! d100
 !roll d100
 Kulvier - d100: 59 ( Total: 59 )
 (I thought Darkside was autohit...)
 (*shrug*)
 ((d12+44,200%))
 ...
 ((Kul?))
 !roll 1d12+44,200%
 EK|GM - 1d12+44,200%: 10 ( Total: 108.0 )
 ...ow.
 (That wakes him up, you know)
 (It's physical-based)
 ((it's not an attack though))
 (Sorry, lag)
 (Which is enough, apparently.)
 ...
 (I was using DarkSide.)
 I hate Sleep.
 (I forgot to call that, AND I neglected to remember it's hit proc)
 (It's physical damage.)
 * The machine shudders and slides down the side of the house a bit, but the loudspeakers still emit noise.
 (That's enough.)
 *OR not.
 ((Kul takes 25% max HP damage))
 Fsck it, the machine stands back upright.
 "Damn."
  "No."
 (Isn't that equivalent to "Stand still so I can hit you?"
 "Nah. Too much fun, seeing you get mad."
 (About, yes.)
 Kul's eye twitches with aggitation. "...Why do I seem to piss things off more than I, myself, AM pissed off?"
 (It's Blinded, BTW.)
 (*nod*)
 (Last Boomerang did the job)
 Desils turn, too.
 Face-rang!
* Summoned_Ifrit grins. "Cuz you suck. I'm surprised you're still conscious, wolf-boy."
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 89, 24 ( Total: 113 )
 Mis/hit.
 !roll 1d6+30
 Estrain - 1d6+30: 4 ( Total: 34 )
 !roll 1d100
 Estrain - 1d100: 22 ( Total: 22 )
 (And, just to be spiteful, re-Blind!)
 (Indeed.)
 (It's like ReDead, only less accurate!)
 "I was hired to keep you alive. So far I haven't failed yet......SUMMONER." He smirked lightly and shut his helment's visor. It was time to get serious and stop playing around*
 THe machine rears nback up, adn the cannon sticks out again, once again pointing towards Desil.
 !roll 1d100
 (ReDead. LOL!)
 EK|GM - 1d100: 10 ( Total: 10 )
 (too bad magic can't crit.)
 :3
 Raza rolls her eyes. "I didn't say a word. That was all Ifrit."
 !roll 2d8+48
 EK|GM - 2d8+48: 7, 5 ( Total: 60 )
 sans MARM.
 (32/74. Ow.)
 "Oh.... Sorry." Kul glares at Ifrit. "You're next!"
 Ifrit, then Ladis.
 "Bring it, dog-breath!"
 (dude, Kul's got cajones of titanium)
 "Children, children..."
 (Or stupidity. We're not sure which one quite yet.)
 "Let's kill the big bad robot. Then we kill each other. Kay?"
 ((Should I bring back Lalshmi?))
 ((Lakshmi))
 (Healing would be nice, yes)
 (Yes. Lakshmi has the GROUP HUG feature)
 (Ifrit's fine, thanks.)
 (Yeah, Ifrit's fine. :p Kul hasn't terrorized him yet.)
 Raza taps Ifrit on the shoulder. "Thanks for your help, but we need healing." Ifrit shrugs. "Whatever." He disappears in a blaze of fire. In his stead Lakshmi reappears.
* Summoned_Ifrit is now known as Lakshmi
 She again heads over to Desil and hugs him. "You just can't stay out of trouble can you?"
 !roll d10+40
 Lakshmi - d10+40: 2 ( Total: 42 )
 "Ah... now this is betteer.
 (Better.)
  "Blame the trigger-happy guy with the cannon."
 (LOL)
 *
 "How about a slow, painful death?"
 "If you step out of the machine, sure."
 "Awwww...but I was going to tell Ifrit that Valefor spoke to me." Kul grinned, he wasn't looking like the dark and brooding person he'd first been to the group.
 "I don't think she can hug through steel."
  Doesn't mean she can't try. Besides, I'm fine. The steel needs the hug, mister throws-boomerangs-at-important-tubes-and-unimportant-faces.
 "I wouldn't want to."
 Kul's eyebrow rose. "YOu know...when I crack open that machine's hull, I'll going to drag your ass out here, tear off you head and take a crap in your throat!" 
 (KulNukem)
 ...But that wasn't to say he still wasn't rude to the extreme.
 Ladis' turn, BTW.
* Lakshmi covers her mouth in shock.
 "..."
 (NO HUGS FOR YOU!)
 "I liked you better asleep. And mister Dark-sword-thingy, you'll get your chance."
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 51 ( Total: 51 )
  Please, there might be children about. I don't think I've squished any.
 Kul grinned, pleased with himself. "Well...I'd say I held myself in check nicely."
 !roll 1d8+26
 !roll 1d100
 (Yeah, he hasn't cursed to Cid proportions)
 Ladis - 1d8+26: 7 ( Total: 33 )
 Ladis - 1d100: 13 ( Total: 13 )
 (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ...YET!)
 (Sleep.)
 poo.
 * The machien falls over again, static coming from the loudspeakers.
* Ladis tries not to look to pleased with himself.
 (Good sir, can I have some more initiative?)
 Battle order: RangEstrain:12 MeanMachine:11 HippieLakshmi:10 MusicalLadis:10 KulNukem:9
 (You're having too much fun with your power.)
 (Yes.)
* Estrain waits.
 (KulNukem. I like that. :D)
 (So you're just a shadow in a developer's eye?)
 (Ah, by the way. Hello Ladis, nice to meet you. i'm Ryan. ^_^ v..)
 (Serigo.)
 ((Wanna go before or after Lakshmi?))
 (Why does that sound familiar?)
 It's Desil's turn, BTW. >.>
 (Who's turn is it?)
 ((He's waiting))
 (Big D's)
 (You probably heard it in a nightmare.)
 (Waited.)
 ...Okay.
 * The machine snoozes.
 Kul looked slightly confused. "Why...didn't you...attack?"
* Lakshmi waits until after Kul goes.
 "I feel like it."
 * The machine hates you.
 "Plus, it's kind of funny to watch it just sit there."
 (Ladis's turn?)
 * The machine's foot twitches. It's like a puppy having a dream.
 I think so, yes.
 "No it isn't! It's an... you... you know? Yes. Yes, it is funny."
 "You know...it IS kind of funny to see a machine sleep... If I hadn't seem it myself, I wouldn't have thought it possable."
 (Kul nor Laki have gone...)
 (How long did they wait?)
 (I'm init 9. You're 10)
 (Laki waited, and Kul's after you)
 "Who is injured?"
 *The InitGod slaps Ladis into action*
 "I'll handle that. Use your power."
 "Ow."
 "Indeed."
 "WEll....my Darkside does take it out of me."
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 15 ( Total: 15 )
 !roll 1d8+26
 Ladis - 1d8+26: 4 ( Total: 30 )
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 60 ( Total: 60 )
 (Still asleep due to mag damage.)
 Heh.
 *More delicate components break*
 "I love this thing."
 *twitchtwitch*
 (It's still physical, though)
 Kul glances at the machine and then at the others* You know...didn't we learn a combination attack? Why not piss it off with that?
 (So it's awake now.)
 (No... MARM
 (Yeah, but it's a physical attack)
 (It just hits MARM and uses MAG)
 ((technically, I thought it was attack actions))
 !roll d100
 Kulvier - d100: 3 ( Total: 3 )
 Lemme grab the rules.
 (....)
 >:)
 ((Why bother w/ Darkside if you can crit :P))
 "any amount of physical damage"
 So it's up.
 (How do I run a crit roll?)
 "!roll yourdamage,200%
 ((The same as Darkside, w/out the damage to yourself :P))
 (It's been a while i'm back tro 'morron' status)
 !roll d12+44, 200%
 Error: Use a spellchecker and try again. -  'd12+44,'
 ((If you're gonna do Darkside, though, you don't need the percentile roll))
 (Naw...it was a solid swing this time.)
 (Nix the space)
 no space.
 ((For future reference))
 !roll d12+44,200%
 Kulvier - d12+44,200%: 3 ( Total: 94.0 )
 (Kul has good cleavage.)
 * One of the machine's feet gets cut halfway off. The God of Puns strikes ZeroTK dead, and the machine wobbles to its feet.
 Kul grinned maniacly as the hit rang through the whole machine's hull. "Wakey-wakey, eggs and baccy."
 (my ex-girlfriend uses the same phrase. Odd.)
 ((Freaky))
 (My fiance does too)
 (HMMMM.)
  Right, I'm not gonna worry about that. Lots of peopel get by with three feet!
 (She woke my ass up at 6am this morning with that line.)
 ((Fiance? Ryan, we need to talk....))
* Estrain attacks immediately after Kul, boomerangs striking at the legs.
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 51, 66 ( Total: 117 )
 (...DRAMATIC MOMENT OMG!)
 hit x 2.
 No facerang.
 !roll 2#d6+30
 Estrain - 2#d6+30(1): 6 ( Total: 36 )
 Estrain - 2#d6+30(2): 3 ( Total: 33 )
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - Total: 69
 Estrain - 2d100: 77, 17 ( Total: 94 )
 *snatch*
 (Geez, you and your facerang obsession. :P)
 It's fun!
 (And it is re-Blinded.)
 (I love Status Touch so)
 (I haven't even been keeping track of its counter...)
 (It was at (2))
 (So... Everyone's gone except the machine. I think it acts.)
 (Now it's at (4))
 (No)
 (It missed it's turn. :P)
 (dammit.)
 (Lakshmi still needs to go)
 (Fine. Summon: New Initiative!)
 (Hey, Raza)
 (I thought she cast Sleep?)
 (Did you go?)
 (Belya the summon, i guess.)
 (No, the Geomancer Sleep Touched it)
 (Again. :))
 (ah, right. Damn bell.)
 (Lakshmi never even GETS Sleep. :P)
 (Yeah. But she's good fer hugs. :)
* Lakshmi slaps the robot w/ her robe-whip.
 (Most girls are.)
 !roll d100
 Lakshmi - d100: 10 ( Total: 10 )
 ((Woohoo!))
 (HOLY CRAPPLE!)
 * The robewhip hits the slice made by Kul and tugs on the half-cut-off foot.
 !roll d8+14,200%
 Lakshmi - d8+14,200%: 3 ( Total: 34.0 )
 (Not all that impressive, but meh.)
 (NOW the new init, please!)
 Battle order: RangEstrain:12 HippieLakshmi:12 MeanMachine:12 MusicalLadis:8 SlayerKulvier:7
 ((:P))
 (Wow. Lots of 12s)
 (I hope I'm not annoying you terribly)
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 53, 34 ( Total: 87 )
 Kul's ears perk up with curiousity and he glances at Lakshmi. "Ever think of hiring yourself out as a freelance mercenary?"
 (It's a good annoyance.)
 (Heh, it's fine. :P)
 !roll 2#d6+30
 Estrain - 2#d6+30(1): 1 ( Total: 31 )
 Estrain - 2#d6+30(2): 6 ( Total: 36 )
 Estrain - Total: 67
 !roll 2d100
 Estrain - 2d100: 30, 92 ( Total: 122 )
 graaah.
 "That's an associate of mine's job."
 (YOJIMBO!)
 (And re-Blind (4)ed.)
 (Or Jimmy the blade)
 * The machine really stumbles around now...
* Lakshmi waits until the others attack.
 "Hey...Raza...does that stumbling remind you of anyone?" *Smirks at the thief*
 * The machine continues stumbling, and the cannon on its back reappears.
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d100: 38 ( Total: 38 )
 Hit, yay!
 "Hey, you can't talk. The thing hasn't even touched you!"
 !roll 1d12+15
 !roll 1d100
 EK|GM - 1d12+15: 8 ( Total: 23 )
 EK|GM - 1d100: 70 ( Total: 70 )
 dammit.
 23,ARM damage to everyone.
 "OW! DAMN YOUR RUSTY ASS!"
 Kul winced. "You were saying?"
 "That, smarts."
* Ladis prepares the bell again.
 "Bah, that didn't hurt at all compared to when it actually hits you. Stop whining, you wuss."
 POinting at the machine, Kul grinned. "This time I might take another leg off in one swing."
 "Dreamless song of never, come again!"
 (My go?)
 (Yes)
 *nod*
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
 !roll 1d8+26
 Ladis - 1d8+26: 4 ( Total: 30 )
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 82 ( Total: 82 )
 ^^;;; Sucks I'm going last. That 'Sleep' will be lost.
 "Shoot."
 ((But Lakshmi's waiting.)
 (Right, now I'm just getting my ass handed to me.)
 (And I'm about half health from having used Darkside.)
 ...oh, really?
 ((just use it again and stop whining :P))
 !roll d12+44,200%
 Kulvier - d12+44,200%: 7 ( Total: 102.0 )
 >:)
 (This would be a hard fight without Summon Lakshmi)
 (With, it's kind of a joke...)
 (Yes, it would.)
 ((Kul's at SOS status! He's berserked!!!))
 (So is the Machine. It's in double digits now.)
 (Oh no!)
 (I bezerk?)
 ((Yeah, at 25%, Kul now goes berserk. figured it's fitting))
 (Disad: Fury, I think.)
 (Fury disad. Essentially SOS-Berserk)
 (It was either that or you lose Hardened.)
 (I don't think I ever took that disad)
 (The Disad system got revamped)
 ((It's new. they changed advantages and you told me to do up your sheet :P))
 (Disads were changed a little while ago)
 (You can mess with them after this session to tweak them to your liking...)
 (I don't want my changed.)
 (Only I change my char.)
 (I told you to let me tell you, if I don't find the old sheet.)
 ((it's not a big change. Kul's always yelling and screaming and going berserk anywho. now he just gets a bonus to strrength)) 
 ((Otherwise, you lose Hardened and your HP drops 10 points))
 (at 25% health, you die with Darkside anyhow.)
 (I have Notoriety (3))
 (THe berserk is off)
 ((That doesn't exist in that form))
 ((THEY. CHANGED. THE. MECHANICS.))
 (With a Yellow Scarf, that Berserk may suck for you guys)
 ((You don't attack your friends))
 (Berserk doesn't make you hit your own team.)
 (Not really. Berserk does 125% normal attack damage with every hit. It's not confuse.)
 (It does in most FF games.)
 (God to know.)
 (No)
 (Good*
 ((Not in any I've played. Confuse is what makes you attack your friends.))
 (you're still thinking Confuse. Berserk always aims you to the correct side of the screen.)
 ((So I didn't sabotage you, or the team. Now quit belly-aching and let me do my thang :P))
* Lakshmi senses the pain and anguish in Kul and, risking her own well-being, embraces Kul with all the warmth and love she can muster, engulfing him in a light that soothes mind, body and soul.
 (Hey, Lakshmi, have you gone?)
 !roll d10+40
 Lakshmi - d10+40: 2 ( Total: 42 )
 (Will you 'thang' be enjoyable? :P)
 ((Kul just got the hug of his life. You tell me :P))
 (Init yet?)
 (* The studio audience goes "Awwwww!")
 (Init yet.)
 Battle order: MusicalLadis:13 MeanMachine:13 RangEstrain:12 HippieLakshmi:10 SlayerKulvier:7
 Kul blinked, then blushed, and giggled slightly. He coughed and recomposed himself, utterly embaressed he giggled. "What the hell was that?"
 I kinda like going last. :P
* Ladis rings the bell, summoning the dreamless song...
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 58 ( Total: 58 )
 "A gift from me to you." Raza shakes her head at the Celestai's comment. "Gag me with a spoon," she mutters.
 !roll 1d8+26
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d8+26: 4 ( Total: 30 )
 Ladis - 1d100: 35 ( Total: 35 )
 (Damn.)
 * The machine is still standing, and lets out static.
 * The static ends, and the voice comes back on. "Right, then. It seems I'm... at a bit of a disadvantage now."
 "You will be at a bigger one when I get my hands on you."
  And as much as I hate to do this, I'm rather forced to break out the big guns. I hope you all appreciate how expensive this all is for me.
 "Really? How clever of you to figure that out."
 "Really? Cool. You do that."
 * The machine begins to shake, glowing a soft orange... then a bright red... The a white-hot brightness.
 Kul glanced at the thief. "You know...I can do the same thing i'm going to do to that thing's driver, to you.
 "Shit."
 "THis is gonna hurt..."
 * It continues shaking, steam bursting from its joints. it crumples to the ground, still for a moment... before each and every metal plate goes flying.
 Kul put his helment visor down, liking the dark compared to the light*
* Lakshmi steps defensively in front of Raza, bracing herself.
 The metal bits go everywhere, hitting everyone easily for 52 damage and knocking them over.
 "....ow."
 * When the smoke clears, the houses around the battlefield - street? - have been torn apart.
 (7/73)
* Estrain winces, standing up. "Not bad. But you die now.)
 (17/74)
* Lakshmi pulls herself up, with Raza's help.
 (27/132...SOS-Regen)
 (heh.)
 (...win)
 (...win?)
 Kul lands back to the ground and grunts. "Ow..." He stands un dazed. "YOU SLACK-JAWED, NIPPLE MUNCHING, DICK RIDIN', CCHOCOBO RAPIN', SHIT-FACED SCRUFFED!!!!!!!" Kul's control was gone. His Okami rage welled up inside him.
 * Everyone gets a boatload of EXP and Argentum, that I'll calculate later.
 "Calm down. It's gone."
 (Kul's gonna kill the operator if he's still alive. :P)
 "He's lost his mind. Hang on."
 * BEhind the combatants, the crowd wells up in an inspiring cheer.
 (Two words: Escape Pod)
* Lakshmi limps her way over to Kul and places a soothing hand on him.
 ((Oh, and Raza's at 66/66 HP :D))
 (...)
 "Lakshmi..." (Ladis tosses a tonic to her.)
* Estrain turns to Eric, holding his hand to his side and smiling weakly. "You can resume your speech, if you want."
 Kul calms down out of his rage and drops nearly falls over, using his sword to steady himself. "...Thank you Lakshmi..."
* Ladis downs a Potion.
* Lakshmi hands it back to him as she begins to fade into light. "Thank you, but I can heal on my own. Until next time..." She curtsies and is gone in a flash.
* Lakshmi is now known as Raza
 (Nevermind, then. he just downs a potion.)
 "....."
 "That was...amazing!!"
 "Nice job on the summoning, Raza."
 "Very nice.
 * The crowd continues cheering, and from far away one can hear Eric trying to praise the Lial COmpany's weapons and armor for helping our intreped heroes save the day.
 Kul couldn't help but grin at Raza. "Y-yeah, it was. This...cheering helps too."
 "Thank you...I finally realized what I was doing wrong."
 "Who needs some healing?"
 "Let's hold off."
* Raza turns around and raises her silver bow triumphantly into the air.
 "...Ok."
 "We'll be able to rest soon enough."
 (Yaho watoshi wa kataze!)
 (Huh?)
 (Mwahuh gah whatsit?)
 (Go see Final Fantasy A+)
 Kul shook his head and stopped grinning, smiling genuinly. He dropped to a knee and touched his forehead to the flat of his sword. "Valefor...I have much to learn, but I think your guidence on this new path is the right choice in my life."
 "We should thank Altercations Inc. This is great PR!"
 "PR...?"
 Public relations.. *Kul said.
 "Okay, I helped you guys out... what exactly was that thing anyway?"
 "It was a machine. Likely a prototype war machine or something there of."
 Kul shrugged lightly. "At least...that's MY take on the thing.
 "...a war machine?"
 "We need to find Jack and Mitzu. And you, bell-guy, have a look we're missing. I need to talk to my dad first, but how would you like to join our troop as a model for Lial Armors and Weapons?"
 "Not sentient on it's own, I assume... you referred to a "driver"."
 "Okay, we're going to rest up, have the crowd admire us for a bit, and then we're going to track down Alan and wring information out of him."
 "Raza..." He glanced at her. "I might need to stop taking payments from your father. This trip is doing more for me than money would have done."
 "...why not... the earth's bounty is less than satisfying as of late."
* Ladis falls over as his stomach growls, falling to one knee.
 * In the back, Eric finally oppens the doors to the Emporium, and the crowd goes rushing in.
 "Oh... oh yes. I forgot to eat again."
 Kul grinned. "You leave 'tracking' to me." He touched his nose lightly.
* Ladis falls unconscious.
* Raza looks at Ladis and Kul. "Great and Great!" She watches as the crowd goes inside. "At least I don't have to give a speech.
 'Anyone have anything against me cooking?"
 ((+"))
 "No." She sees Ladis...that's wierd."
 ((ick, +"))
 "Go off and ask inside. They probably have a kitchen you could use, Kul."
 "I'll take the silence as a 'no'." Kul grinned and set to work trying to cook a meal for them.
 "...Hmmm....true..."
 "A fire's nice, but I'd like to see what you can do with an actual stove."
 (Gurgle.)
 "...But...I'm not used to 'modern convieniences'.
 (That happens a lot, actually.)
 Kul grunts and heads to the inn. "Can I use your kitchen?"
 * The Inn nods.
 !roll 1d100
 Ladis - 1d100: 89 ( Total: 89 )
 Kul ferrets away into the kitchen, chasing the cook out so he can work alone.
 !roll d100
 Kulvier - d100: 54 ( Total: 54 )
* Ladis is still laid out on the ground, unconscious.
 ...and he cooks a decent meal
 (And the world rejoices. whee!)
 ...(sniff)...(...sniffff.)
 (lol!)
 ...(sniffsniff)
 "F...food?"
 "COOKED FOOD?!"
 ((Cook us some decent battle snacks :P))
 "COME AND GET IT!!!!" Kul yells out the window.
 (Lol!)
 (Meat Mithcabobs?)
* Ladis charges inside.
 "..."
 ((Bubble Chocolates))
 And nearly run down Kul. "BY THE DARKNESS!!!"
 "We just hired a psycho."
 "A food-obsessed psycho."
 It's rare that Kul be surprised but it was funny when he was.
* Raza shrugs. "He'll help us sell, that's all we care about right now."
 "I'm worried that I'm not worried."
 "SorrybutIhaven'teatenintendayssoI'mkindahungrycanIhavesome!?"
 "Let's go eat."
 Kul tries to cook some more things.
 !roll d100
 Kulvier - d100: 4 ( Total: 4 )
 (WOO!)
 (*Kul makes: Everything.)
 ((Wow))
 (WEll. :D You get Bubble Chocolate)
 "I AM THE COOKING GOD!!!" Is all that's heard from the kitchen.
 (The Qu God smacks you for your insolence)
 (Two Bubble Chocolates, judging by the crit. >.>)
 (Aaaand that might be enough cooking. I may be inattentive, but i'm not stu- hey, what's that/)
 (Heh. 'He slices! He dices! He even cooks well!"
* Ladis eats, grateful for anything he can get.
 (*Hols a shiney object infront of EK*)
 (HE prepares his enemies THREE different ways!)
* Estrain eats cheerfully, but keeps an eye on the psycho.
 (Lol! From the front, the back, and...an unmentionable way!)
 "...sorry for that, but... I haven't had a thing to eat for ten straight days..."
 (The Secret Cookign Technique!)
 "Why not?"
 "...You are deprived..."
* Raza eats the food, realizing she's hungrier than she realized. That funny feeling was gone as well.
 "...I'm a Geomancer. A wanderer... long story."
 "Shouldn't you be able to grow food on the spot or something?"
 "I'm a DarkKnight, I can relate the 'wander' part. Looks like you and me have some things in common."
 "My village... disappeared when I was a kid. And no, I'm not that powerful yet."
 "...well...with the exception that I have a temper ND TRIVE IN THE dARKNESS OR REALITY."
 "But he... he was. He taught me. Then he... he... he didn't wake up one day."
 (Damn caplock)
 "Who?"
 "My mentor... the guy who took me in after my village... vanished."
 "You're mentor? Look...it's hard for me to speak of mine, I understand if you wish not to speak of the past."
 "He... he is with the land, as he wished to be."
 "He was a good man. Taught me to survive... gave me this..."
 "That's sad...pass the salad over."
* Ladis points to the bell.
* Ladis passes the salad.
 "Mine will likely seek me out one day and challenge me to a fight to the death."
 "Thank you."
 "You have to understand, for him, death was not the end, but a new chapter."
 "But it left me with no food, so... I wandered."
 "I do understand that. For a Dark Knight it's a release into the darkness, ever to be part of that edd and flow."
 "Your mentor will... to each his own, I guess, though that sounds... rather tragic."
 (Oh noes, Dark Knights join the Edd!)
 "His was reuniting with the earth. Giving back what he took."
 (Ebb*)
 "Heh..again, a simalarity. We take from the Darkness and the Darkness takes from us."
* Ladis pauses.
 "Though...I often wonder if it's possable to leave the path I walk on."
 "Do... have any of your heard of any magical accidents?"
 "Sir, the path we take can be rewalked. Mistakes can be atoned for."
 "I attended the Palestra Magus. Half the students in there were magical accidents in the making."
 "....."
 "My village vanished, is why I asked."
 "Well..." Kul smirked. "There was that dig site with a ancient sealed door. That was kind of like a 'magic accident'."
 "...sealed door?"
 "But as far as missing villages. No, haven't heard of that one before."
 "If by "accident", you mean "hitting a door with a giant sword of darkness, fire, and light", yes..."
 "I left my village in rage." Kul nodded. "Aye. Raza understands it better than I>"
 "Oh, and Ice. Raza called Shiva on it, too."
 "amusing."
 "I kinda liked being  focus point of four magical pathways."
 "It's still strange though. The answer just hit me. I understood how to Summon."
 "My village... just disappeared. Like it was never built. It happened while I was practicing in the woods."
 "Maybe you're power was simply a coming of age type deal. With experiece coming knowledge."
 (comes*)
 "Indeed."
 (8kicks back, eats chips, lets the players play themselves. Yum!)
 "Perhaps the earth saw fit to 'take back' what was there?"
 ".....I dread to think on that."
 "So I'm searching for answers."
 "Or a reason."
 "No. My mother is a white caller. There aren't many summoners because instead of opening a channel of magic that the Celestai 'ride', I infused them with my own power."
 "So what's your story?"
 "You know...they say even the Darkness as a Light. Maybe the Earth has a dark side to it as well."
 "My story?"
 "...Yes, your story."
 "You suffered mine."
 "Well, I left my village when I was still young. I was refused by the girl I loved. It took it wrong and dropped into my own anger. I left with a wandering stranger who offered to teach me how to use my anger and rage. Said I had 'the mark'. I became a Dark Knight. I lived in the Depths and cut myself off from others. Occassionaly I'd act as a guide, othen I didn't care. But Raza's father saw to my one weakness, money."
 "...love?"
 "Though, recently, it's not been about the money, but the mystery we seem involved in. That dooer was perhaps the tip of the 'iceberg' in the mystery. I want to persue it."
 "...the door."
* Ladis ponders...
 "Yes...Okami do love. I had a friend I'd known all my youth, wanted her to be my mate. She refused. I took it hard."
 "...I regret it. I never returned to see what's become of my village. Perhaps I should. I don't think it's very far."
 "...I did not mean to imply you were incapable... I... the feeling is foreign to me."
 Kul reached over and pat Ladis on the back. "It'll happen. Give it time. Everyone loves."
 (Audience: AWWWW!)
 "...Is it a good thing?"
 "It's a very good thing," Raza chimes in.
 "Well...it can be. I mean, if you love, true love, you'll find yourself willing to do ANYTHING for that love, for that person. But, if you love for the moment, you'll slip into the darker things, lust, rape...so on. You have to just stop and listen to your heart. I think I stopped listening after I was hurt, but...I'm starting to open up again."
 "....I see."
 "Especially when you consumate it." Her eyes glaze over as she remembers her many consumations.
 "Alright, let's not get too sappy. We got enough group hugs from Lakshmi back there."
 Kul looked at his companions. "I'm the hard-up one, and I'd hate to break that image... But, I've grown very fond of my friends."
 "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, Raza."
 "....."
 "Thanks."
* Raza shrugs. "Like you've never done it."
 (Raza, the resident slut :P)
 Kul looked at Raza. "...You ever knoe an Okami?" He winked, teasing her for fun.
 (Someone had to be.)
 (lol)
 ((She's not a slut. She's just liberated.))
 (*sings* Born free!!)
 (Bah, Feminist. :P)
 "No. I'm not into bestiality."
 (oooh, burn.)
 (i'd just hate to wake up tot he smell of dog all over me.)
 Kul smirked. "We're not beasts. We just have a feral twinge to our mannerisms. Ther ARE worse men than me."
 (I though Okami were humanlike with a few slight alteration to appearence? \)
 ( HEY!!! He bathes regularly!)
 "I can vouch for that." spoke Ladis with a dark tone.
 (They're humanlike in stature, but they have fur all over.)
 (Like a Werewolf.
 (Holy crapple! I need a shave!)
 (Ah, I thought they were like Inu Yasha...except with a tail.)
 (No)
 They're fuzzy.
 (Woot! i'm a furry! :P Yiff me! lol)
 ((Silly puppy))
 (Don't tempt me. J/K *is a fur*)
 (Lol. You dun know me very well Zero. :P I'm a fur fan too)
 (YAY!)
 (Keep your pants on, please.)
 (Except Raza; her pants going off I'm fine with. >.>)
 (Don't even start. THere's a Rogue in my D&D game that keeps trying to sneak peaks of my Cleric)
 (Right then!)
 Kul stood up, maybe the others had noticed, maybe not, but his armor was gone and he actually dressed rather well outside it. A dark blue tunic with grey pants and black boots. "Well, everyone full? Hope I cooked a good meal."
 "You did excellent."
 "I'd forgotten what hot food tasted like."
 "Very good. I'm impressed."
 (LOl. There's a Paladin in mine who enjoys throwing our Mage into water, cause she wears a white dress. :p
 (I'm debating making him a Fallen Paladin for this.)
 (Do it)
 Kul smiled. "Well, I'm good at two things then. Fighting and cooking."
 "You're a good cook."
 (His player might be inclined to beat the hell outta me though. :p)
 "Oh my, so many compliments in one day. I think it's all going to my head. I feel the urge to rush out and help the needy!" He smirked.
* Ladis convulses slightly.
 Kul looks at Ladis. "What? Didn't like my Paladin impression?"
 "Just as long as you don't expect me to go with you."
 "Ow. No, that's the earthspirit reacting to sarcasm."
 "And trust me, not all Paladins are Good."
* Ladis looks hateful.
 "I learned that just a while ago."
 "Tough break."
 "Oh? Kul sat down. "NOW you have my interrest."
 "...you will listen?"
 "I shall."
 "It is not a happy story, and you will not think highly of me afterward."
 "...then I shall."
 "Begin, that is."
 "Ladis, I don't think highly of myself. I won't think less of you. I've done things I regret too."
 "I was wandering across this land when I came into a town. I got some potions and medicine, then was preparing to leave."
* Estrain wanders off.
 "I'm going to check on things in the store."
 "As I passed an alleyway... I heard muffled screaming."
 "I walked in to see what was wrong... and..."
 Kul daftly waves a hand, keeping his main attention to Ladis' story.
 (Heh. Deftly? "daftly" means "stupidly", I think. :P)
 "a...Paladin... a "Holy Knight", probably... 28... was holding down a girl of twelve..."
 "He was trying to... take her clothes off."
 "I... remember feeling so much..."
 "Hate."
 "Everything went red."
 Kul winced as he was trying to picture the image. "..."
 "When I snapped out, my hands were around his throat... and..."
 "He wasn't breathing. The girl screamed, and ran out into town."
 "Then I ran."
 "I'd have done the same thing Ladis. You did the right thing."
 "...I hope so."
 "Paladin or not, he was wrong, tainted, he fell from his calling."
 "Yes."
 "There are Dark Knights that are cruel like that too. Take what they want. I wasn't too sure if I was like that, but, I know i'm not."
 "I still don't know what he was doing... but... he was... hurting her."
 "I wonder if I overreacted."
 "He was giving into the lesser wants and desires. Lust. He was likely going to rape that child. You saved her live. She may not have understood then, but, I'll bet she'd thank you if she saw you gain."
 "...Rape?"
 "That's... a bad thing I take it."
 "A very bad thing. The old man said something about it..."
 Kul looked at Ladis, his eyes trying seize his. "Yes. The forcing of one upon another in a sexual manner. Look, I don't think you over reacted. Maybe the Temple would have liked to have known, maybe not. But if we ever pass through that town in our travels, I'll stand by you."
 "...Thanks."
 (This is a good group.)
 Kul nodded. " Welcome to the pack."
 "...I'm tired. I'm gonna go see if Raza needs help, then find an inn."
 (No Infighting like some others I've seen.)
 "...thanks."
 ((Great time, guys but I've gotta jet. See you next week! And don't forget to put the logs up w/ our XP and Gil!!))
 (I take it that's end of session.)
 (Oh...there is. Kul usually causes it. :P)
 (*wave* as soon as I actually calculate it, yeah. Might not be for a few days.)
 ((Raza's passed out, if you decide to go on. Becoming a Summoner is hard work.))
* Raza is now known as Moryssa
 ((*Ciao))
* Moryssa has quit IRC (Quit: )
 (I guess... Well, Kul found a new friend. ^_^)
 ((I'm done for the night... school tomorrow.))
* Estrain is now known as Typhoon
 (Sam here, maybe I'll go play some World of Warcraft though.)
* Kulvier is now known as Gale
 EK, we need to talk about game times.
* Ladis is now known as Serigo
 (Thanks all!)
 *nod*
* EK|GM is now known as ElementalKnight
 You have schedualed game nights on Sundays now, right?
* Serigo has left #terranotos
 *also nod* Because Friday wasn't workign at all.
 My work is a bitch. They work my ass to the bone on weekends. Today I was there from 1pm til I logged on.
 jeebus.
 Right, we might need a bit of a different scheduel then.
 Mind you, being a host at LoneStar blows, but those hour blow more
 ick.
 I'm not sure what days can be taken, but often enough Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays were my better days
 Hm.
 I can TRY to bitch my boss into Sundays off
 Don't put too much effort into trying to change you schedule just for me.
 I can ask everyone else abou their schedules, too. If we can find another night that works well for everyone, then awesome.
 Hey, I love the game, I'm not giving up.
 I noticed. It still mystifies me, but I noticed.
 RPing seriously helps me from blowing up on the world.
 I vent when I play. It's soothing to me.
 Ah...
 Well, okay I'll ask everyone (you might have to remind me to do so, mind), and if that doesn't come up with an easy solution, you can try your boss.
 Though it doesn't sound like your boss is the 'easy route'.
 I'd like to play.
 I'm free most of the workweek except friday.
 He's a push over, he KNOWS I'm pissed off about the double-shift from today and he KNOWS he don't need this job and can quit on him at a very vital moment.
 Oh.
 Wow... I guess he *is* the easy route then.
 Zero, you're not a char in this campaign?
 He isn't, no. He's in I-DEMON.
 I tend to get a bit of crossover.
 It's the OTHER manager I'll gave to work on.
 Jenn is a pain
 Aaaah.
 You've got two.
 I suggest you cut their heads off an immediately burn the necks. That should help.
 I-Demon, I think I sat in once
 Kinda hard to do that, since it's been in IRC about five or six times total.
 Ok I could, tear their heads off and take a shit down their neck. :p
 mgiht've been a random encounter you saw; I wasn't privvy to 'em.
 Yes, but then the heads grow back with different name tags.
 Splundge and Poo?
 Splundge...I love that word. :D
 Maybe, i dunno.
 "Take the splundge!"
 Hmmm...it's kinda annoying to know my char is a furry.
 Lol.
 I always play them. I was hoping to step away from them for an RP.
 It's a sin. I think my char would look so much cooler as an Inu Yasha type look. The ears, the teeth, the mannerisms, and all, but not the fur. :D
* ElementalKnight shrugs. He's no descriptor nazi.
 Hell, if you can tell me a reason why you should break a rule, I'm game.
 Huh?
 "My STR should be thirty!" "Wait, why?" "Because the gods blessed me and all!" "Oh. Right, fine by me."
 But you RAWK as a ShadowWulf!
 Well, despite the obvious one that nearly ALL GMs want their games to be unique and often bend the rules to do so, as, with all RPs, the rules are set in stone, but carry the lenience to be bent and molded to fit.
 -in accomidation to the GM's desire for uniquity.
 I just trust my players with the majority of the rules that concern them.
 :D
 I've no idea how Raza's summons work, honestly.
 And I'd swear that summoning Lakshmi so much isn't right.
 But meh.
 I'll check it later.
 I like the Okami, but hearing that description of a wolfman turned me off to the type. My main idea is behind the 'look'. I played werewolves all the time. I created Kul with the Inu Yasha appearence in mind, as that's how I enterpretted the description.
 Well, actually, summoning isn't restricted. It just requires time and mana.
 *shrug* I'm okay with that.
 Friggin' mana.
 I'LL GET YOU YET, MP!
 Lol
 Cool! So...I can step him away from being a walking carpet?
 Again, I'm okay with it.
 YAY!!!! Now my artwork will fit!!!
 I don't think I've ever made an in-character comment on his appearance, though I might if I ever make up a racially insensitive NPC, an- artwork?
 ^_^; Yeah, I kick around sketches for my chars.
 Some of them blow, others are...passable.
 I've yet to have the patience for drawing. I've done it, but not to the point where it's good.
 Fiance on phone, I better get going.
 sure, go nuts.
 And take your pants off, dammit.
 She deserves it.
 ^_^ V.. *Tears pants off and run around* WEEEE!!!!!
 I meant for you to take them off somewhere else.
 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 Ok, Good night guys. See you Sunday...hopefully.
* Gale has quit IRC (Quit: )
 That was pleasant.
 Yes.
 I'd copy my window, but I can't... and the logs weren't turned on 'till halfway through.
 Night.
* Typhoon has quit IRC (Quit: )
 You're in luck.
 I had my logs turned on the whole time.
 fuckin' A!
 Can you send them to my e-mail addy?
 Sure can.
 Elemental_Knight1@Yahoo.com
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