All We Like Sheep

by Michael Arianna

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Archive: Persuaders and Xanthe, if they want it, anyone else, just ask

Fandom: West Wing (Leo, Jed)

Warnings: Consensual m/m discipline. No slash. Rated R for language and spanking.

Disclaimer: West Wing remains the property of Aaron Sorkin, a man who owns all my jealousy as well. No infringement or harm is intended with the use of these characters.

Summary: He serves at the pleasure of the President.

Notes: This is written for Xanthe. I wasn't going to write anything about these episodes, but she had a need for some WW that I had to fulfill. :) Title comes from Handel's Messiah. "All we like sheep have gone astray. We have turned ev'ryone to his own way."

Spoilers: Bartlet for America, H Con-172 Minor spoilers for other episodes.

Status: Follows "Human Again" and "Dark Suits, Tattered Jeans, and Faded Rugs"

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Leo let the door slam without a backwards glance. He walked decisively past the Capitol guards, away from the room where his lawyer remained, away from the majority counsel chiefs who had offered him a reprieve in exchange for the President's agreement to a Congressional censure. The very idea. He swung the doors open and jogged down the stone steps. The idea that a President, *his* President, should be expected to let Congress tell him he had been wrong, not only that, but to *agree* to it--it was absurd. "I take a bullet for the President. He doesn't take one for me," he'd said, and though everyone in the room stared at him in disbelief, he didn't care.

So once upon a time a man with his name who looked a lot like him, who had been him once, a long while ago, got piss-ass drunk in front of a future senator on a day when the candidate Bartlet had the misfortune to collapse into the arms of his fresh-faced campaign crew, and this Leo look alike had the misfortune to tell this future senator about the collapse as he raced out the door stinking of Jack Daniels and Blue Mountain scotch. When the hearings convened, the senator would be permitted to ask about that night, to tell the world what had transpired. To the others at the long table it was simple. Take the notice of censure to the President and end the hearings. Well, it was simple to him as well. He served at the pleasure of the President of the United States. When that was the truth, what else could possibly be of importance?

So, he went back to his desk and forgot about it. When the President asked him how the meeting had gone and guessed that they'd offered censure, he'd nodded and shrugged it off. When Josh asked to meet him in the empty Mess Hall, and told him that history didn't matter, that people would forget, he told Josh that Presidents wouldn't forget. That this President wouldn't forget, and this was the only President he cared about. Then he'd gone back to his office and stared at the "Bartlet for America" napkin in its frame and tried not to think about censure and the stupid things he'd done in his life. It was not a relief when the President knocked on his door and softly requested to speak with him. He flipped his jacket on and walked into the Oval Office after him.

He shook his head when the President said he'd spent the day talking to the lawyers. He groaned when the President said he was going to agree to the censure. The President sat down across from him and nodded. "Yeah, I'm gonna do it."

"Mr. President, if you're doing this because you think you can save me from what I deserve, that is about the dumbest thing you've ever..."

"There's another reason," the President interrupted.

Leo looked at him in disbelief. "What?"

"I was wrong." The President leaned forward, his elbows on his knees. He stared at Leo intently. "I was wrong," he repeated. He seemed almost pleased with himself, like a child who had just discovered that hair could be dyed with Kool-Aid mix.

"This won't solve anything, Mr. President. It doesn't save Abby from the AMA. They'll still question her medical license," Leo said, rapidly coming up with any excuse he could to prevent the President's course.

"I know. But that's not what matters here. I was wrong. And someone has to take responsibility for it."

Leo leaned forward. "But it doesn't have to be you. You're the President of the United States. It doesn't have to be you!"

The President tilted his head at Leo. He pointed at himself. "I'm the one responsible, Leo. Me. What kind of man would I be if I let someone else take a fall for something I've done?"

Leo sighed. "Okay, but think of what kind of President you'd be!"

"You don't mean that, Leo."

Leo sat quietly for a minute, looking at the President. "I just don't want you to be hurt. I know how hard this is. How you always stood by me when I was being investigated over the alcohol and the pills..."

The President nodded. "I know, Leo. And I don't doubt your loyalty to me. I wouldn't even be President if it wasn't for you. Don't think I don't know that. Don't think I don't love you for that. But there comes a time when it can go too far." He stood. "I think we've reached it, my friend."

Leo pulled the front of his jacket closed. "Would you prefer that I defect to the Republicans?"

The President grinned. "If you do that, Leo, I'll hang you myself."

"Yes, sir."

"Leo, I want you to come to the Residence tonight."

Leo glanced up. In his experience an invitation to the Residence at 1 a.m. could mean only one of two things. "Are you cooking, sir?" he asked guardedly.

The President shrugged. "No, I...I want you to come to the Residence."

Leo closed his eyes. So it was the second thing. "Are we on the same page, Mr. President?" he asked softly.

"We haven't been on this page in a while Leo."

"Not for two years at least."

"I don't even remember the last time..."

Leo chuckled mirthlessly. "It's not something I could so easily forget." He sat back in the chair, his arms over the sides.

"Leo, I want you to come to the Residence."

"Are you ordering me, Mr. President?"

The President rubbed his forehead. "Don't make me do that, Leo."

Leo smiled. "Now *that* was an order."

"Yes, it was."

"Very effective, sir." He stood. "Alright, I'm ready." The President slipped his jacket on and together they walked silently down the outdoor path to the Residence.

They had learned long ago that corner time did nothing for Leo, and recitations were just as ineffectual. They served the President well because they forced him to listen and interpret someone else's lessons. But Leo spent every day listening, deciphering, handling everyone else's issues. Ten minutes of enforced silence wouldn't help someone who never spoke unless it was absolutely necessary anyway. And even if Leo did benefit from mumbling some biblical or Shakespearean jargon, it wasn't as if there had been time to come up with any. It had taken the President somewhat by surprise, this discovery of what Leo intended to do for him. So it was straight to the main event for them.

Leo stood at the foot of the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom. He wasn't accustomed to being the one who fidgeted. It was...uncomfortable, to say the least. "Do we have to do this in the Lincoln Bedroom, Mr. President? It just seems so...wrong."

"Leo, please."

"There are a lot of other bedrooms here, sir. Any of them would do. No need to tarnish the memory of the most famous bedroom in the residence..."

The President rolled his eyes. "If you must know, we're in here because this is the only bedroom, besides my own that I actually know the name for. And I don't think Abby would appreciate us using the Presidential Suite. It's much easier to say 'go to the Lincoln Bedroom,' don't you agree?"

Leo shrugged. "You could say, 'go to the third room on the left.'"

"That *is* this room, Leo."

"And you see how easy it was to give alternative directions to it, sir."

"Leo," the President said softly, "I am about as pissed at you right now as I've ever been. So I would suggest that you accept that this is going to happen here, and now, and that you get your jacket off and get over here."

Leo pulled his jacket off. He folded it over the footboard. Then he slowly walked to the President. He stopped a foot from him. "What are you going to do, sir?" he asked, trying to expunge the hesitancy from his voice.

The President pulled a long, thin cane from an unobtrusive floor vase in the corner next to the door. Leo's eyes widened. "God, you kept that in here?"

"No one looks in the vase, Leo. And if they did, they'd think it was a remnant from Lincoln's days. A hundred and thirty year old hickory stick."

Leo stared at it, barely breathing. It was starting to hit him that this was indeed going to happen. Finally, he looked at the President, eyes slightly veiled beneath hooded lids and said, "How do you want me?"

"Over the end of the bed. You can hold on to the sides. And Leo," the President added as Leo moved into position, "pants and boxers completely off, please."

Leo nodded feebly. He robotically removed the ordered pieces of clothing and bent himself over the footboard, so it rested at his waistline. Behind him, the President picked up the abandoned clothes and laid them over his jacket.

"How many, sir?" Leo asked.

"How many do you think, Leo?"

"I don't know."

"Well, let's see, how many times today did I ask you if you were alright?" The President held up his hands, ready to tick off the number.

"None, Mr. President," Leo said.

"Well, how many times did I ask you if there was anything else today?"

"None, sir. I asked you once, though."

The President sighed, annoyed. "How many times did I look at you inquiringly, Leo, as if to say, 'Are you alright' or 'Is there anything wrong' or 'is that all' or 'was there anything else'?"

Leo thought about it for a moment. The footboard was pressing against his ribs. "Once, sir."

"Only once?"

"That I can recall, sir."

"Well, I'm sure it was much more than that," the President said, wrinkling his brow and trying to remember how many times he'd shown concern that day.

"Well, you're a busy man, Mr. President."

"One. Huh. Okay, Leo, now let's consider the others."

"Others, sir?"

"Babish, the lawyers, majority counsel...everyone I had to talk to in order to figure out the details of this censure that you tried so hard to keep from me."

Leo pushed himself up. "I didn't keep it from you. You asked if they offered censure and I said 'yes.'"

"You didn't offer any other details."

"You didn't ask for any, even though I asked you if there would be anything else, as I mentioned earlier."

The President glared down his nose. "Did I tell you to get up?"

Sighing, Leo flopped back into position.

The President held his fingers up again. "So, let's say twelve. Does that sound good to you, Leo?"

"Sounds random, sir," Leo said, respect barely keeping him from asking if the number had come from a certain area of the President's person.

"What?" The President's voice was low and dark.

"I'm sorry sir, this is stupid. If you'd just let the hearings continue, I could take care of everything." He stood and smoothed his shirt down.

The President squinted disapprovingly. "You mean you could let that second-rate supposed civil servant disgrace you on national television, destroy your career, shame your family, and make you the symbol for alcoholic depravity!"

Leo's shoulders slumped as he looked at the President. "It doesn't matter. I can handle it."

"It does matter, Leo. It matters a great deal." The President rubbed his eyes. "I can bounce back too, Leo. Easier than you, I'd say."

"Why should you have to, sir? I would gladly..."

"Because it was my fault, Leo. Do you get that? Mine. It's about time someone took responsibility in this town. Guess what? It's going to be me." He leaned forward and thumped his chest.

Leo watched him silently. "You sound like Sam, Mr. President."

"Sometimes Sam makes a good point."

Leo almost smiled. "He's a good kid."

The President rubbed his eyes again. "Don't change the subject, Leo."

"What was the subject, sir?"

"Your incessant, self-destructive need to save everyone." He paused. "To save me."

"Sir."

"Don't think I don't appreciate it, Leo. But not now. Not at this cost."

"Mr. President, it's all right."

"No!" Leo stepped back as the President fairly roared, his face twisted in fury. "Not when this is the price, Leo. It's never all right then. And if I have to whip you to get it across, I will."

Leo blinked resignedly. "I'm afraid it's come to that, sir."

"That's why we're here, Leo."

"I was hoping you'd forgotten."

The President rolled his eyes. "You're changing the subject again. And you're still not wearing any pants."

"So that means you're not going to forget about it?"

"Twelve, Leo. Bend over and count them out, please."

Leo bent down and grabbed the sides of the footboard, his chest on the bed and arms slightly back. He heard a rustling as the President removed his jacket. The President loosened his tie and slipped it over his head. He rolled up his sleeves. Leo couldn't stop a shudder when the President pushed his shirt up and rested his hand on his back.

"I hope you learn something from this, Leo. I really do."

Leo had barely replied before the first stroke was laid down, hard and sharp, across his buttocks. Tears instantly stung Leo's eyes. "One, sir."

The second stroke landed slightly below it. "Two, sir."

The third rested below that. Leo yelled. Unlike the President, he wasn't one for silence. "Three."

The President paused. "Three what, Leo?"

Leo blinked. "Three, sir," he said quickly.

The cane flashed down in reply. "Four, sir." Leo ground his teeth together and scrunched his eyes, which were beyond threatening to emit a torrential amount of tears. The President rubbed Leo's back softly. Then the hand was removed and the cane struck again. Leo wondered, when he wasn't yelling, if the President was trying to make a ladder of stripes down his ass.

The sixth stroke hit his sit spot and nearly propelled him forward a foot. He choked out the number and gripped the footboard with renewed vigor (or perhaps desperation).

At seven he accepted that he had no chance of retaining any sort of manly dignity, real or imagined, and succumbed to sobs that racked his whole body.

Eight brought a yell like he'd never known, and a pain that made him wish he'd died in Vietnam. The President touched him again, and his hand felt cold.

"Do you want to stop, Leo?"

Leo shuddered. He faintly thought that he heard something, but they were only at eight, so he couldn't have.

"Leo," the President said, more urgently, "Do you want to stop?" He knelt at the side of the bed and peered at him.

"The hearing...I'd still...if you'd just let me...I...I haven't learned yet, sir." Leo said through his tears.

The President nodded. "Okay. I'll do the last four quickly." He moved behind him again. "I can't stand to see you like this, Leo."

"Me neither, sir," Leo said shakily.

His yelling turned into a constant, heartwrenching moan as the President laid down the last four strokes. When he finished, he tossed the cane aside and collapsed on the bed as Leo gasped, "twelve, sir."

The President pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and gently wiped Leo's face with it. "C'mon, now. It's all over."

Leo groaned. He stiffly pushed himself to a standing position. "Are you alright?" the President asked.

Leo shook his pants out. "I won't be needing that again anytime soon, if that's what you're asking," he said as he stepped in them.

"It wasn't," the President said. "But I'm glad to know that, anyway."

"I'll be fine."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

The President pinched the bridge of his nose. "I'm worried about Sam."

"About the book?" Leo stretched on his stomach next to him.

"I'm afraid we might not have done any good. He's going on a witch hunt. He says, 'you can't be casual with the truth.' I agree, but he's, well...I think you should talk to him, Leo."

"Of course, sir. I'll just stop by his office on Monday and say, 'Sam, the President and I think you need another turn in the corner.' Leo said drolly.

The President smirked, albeit sadly. "You'll think of something Leo. You should get some sleep now."

"I'm gonna go home."

"No, stay here. You're in no condition to drive."

"No, I'm gonna go home."

"Leo."

"Fine, I'll stay here."

The President nodded. He stood and stretched his arms out before him. "Well, I'm going to turn in. I'll see you tomorrow. Bright and early. I'm making omelettes."

"Won't your cook want to do that?" Leo groaned.

"Leo..."

"Goodnight, sir."

"Goodnight, old friend."

Leo waited quietly for ten minutes. Then he pulled his shoes on and carefully stepped into the hallway. The President's bedroom door was slightly ajar. As Leo tiptoed past it, he glimpsed the President on the floor. His heart leapt and his hand touched the door, ready to race to the President's aide, but then he realized that the President had not collapsed. He was merely kneeling, his hands rapidly telling the rosary beads between his fingers. As Leo slipped down the corridor, the President's low voice softly followed him. "Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum; Benedicta tu in mulieribus et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen. Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen. Ave Maria, gratia plena..."

The End

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